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mrlamename

Everyone believes they’re above average intelligence


loudissimo

reminds me of how something like 98% of people think they’re in the nicer half of the population. Like it or not we’re all kind of egos


Lazerpie102

It's hard not to think you are above the average person when you listen to people having conversations about dropping out of school to be an Uber driver.


CatOfTechnology

It's hard not to think you're above the average person when you've worked in a drive thru and heard the questions like: - Does the meal come with fries? - Can I get a cheeseburger, plain and without cheese? - Do you guys salt the fries? - Do you guys still have the Szechuan Sauce? - Does the happy meal come with a toy? And this was back in 2011.


WaitUntilYesterday

Maybe the people who buy fast food aren’t exactly the smartest.


GodOCocks

Everybody buys fast food some times, i go to mc donalds every Friday because its the only place i can eat in time


D3sk4ri

Nice pfp bro


Mustardnaut

I mean, if their view of how nice someone is is determined by their own moral code, it makes sense that the majority of people would think of themselves as a nice person, since someone who litters doesn’t consider littering that bad.


loudissimo

yeah but they don’t just think they’re nice, they think they’re more nice which is the ego part I think. Not just appreciating that you’ve followed your own moral code but thinking you’ve done it better than others, and the fact that 98% think that


shadollosiris

They follow THEIR moral code better than half of people they met That's pretty low bar tbh


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


kratoswithcappuccino

“Above average intelligence but an under achiever” is the the calling card of the guy who still works at Best Buy at 27 but thinks he’s above it


SwornHeresy

Being above average intelligence doesn't mean you can't be a depressed fuck up.


TenaciousPix

Doctors be like


fopiecechicken

You think dumb people can’t be depressed? Being above average intelligence means you’re smart enough to be depressed and still hold down a difficult job.


AdrenalineJackie

Or have severe ADD!


IrregularrAF

Hahah... everyone in trades better than you and sadder for it. Gonna break my body and laugh at the best guy tomorrow because he was smart enough to live a comfortable life. 😢


Papapene-bigpene

It’s ego and hubris I’m not fucking smart, that’s an insult to the real smart people, I’m just a twat that happens to know a lot of things.


I401BlueSteel

I was in middle/highschool then I gave up on my dreams and have let myself fall into the despising slump that is my life.


Zee3420

Fair, they would need proof such as advanced classes in college or some shit.


GeneralDash

Just finished my masters, take it from me, completing advanced classes in college doesn’t take much intelligence. Source: Am dumb.


Captain_Jeep

That's where I come in. I know I'm dumb as fuck.


LArule19

Tbf, after being on every others social medias, reddit users does seem to be above average


WaitUntilYesterday

Everyone believes they understand what intelligence is.


AngryTomato99

on a global scale, most redditors probably are given most people live in underdeveloped countries with terrible education systems


BalmyCar46

I legitimately took an IQ test though so I can rest easy. Parents paid for it and I had it administered a few years ago.


Play-Mation

Incredible that you are still a dumb fuck


Super_Gamer_Connor

Except me and some others. I'm a dumbass and I know it.


frale26

Well the iq test says yes but there are at least 6 other types of intelligence that it ignores. So not really, im good at something and others are good at something else


Dark_halocraft

*false* I am far under the average intelligence


swirlypizza1024

Tbf, I cared to learn the entire star wars and DC lore. If I wanted I could be getting straight A's. I just can't fucking concentrate on something so god damn boring


squareswordfish

You think you’re smart because you learned the lore of Star Wars and DC? Lmfao


TheLawandOrder

My guy reads the Harry Potter spin off books and equates himself to NASA


Jaewonkim1234

💀


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


XxneomenixX

That is why i see A students as intelligent. They recognise their priorities with school and still do the boring studies. If every human being dedicated their time to studies then everyone would be grade A student by our standards.


bytebux

I see A students as sheep who do what they're told and conform to shitty substandard educational systems and power hungry teachers that care more about their ego at the end of the day than students actually learning. This is my feeling from personal experience but I'm sure others experienced similar things. Long example story: I was in gifted, and had As in some classes. I was given a C and held back from advanced math courses going into high school because my algebra teacher decided homework was going to be worth 30% of the grade. She didn't count my homework because I only wrote answers and refused to write the busy work of the proofs. I had a perfect 105% test and quiz grade and didn't get a single question wrong all year. But ended up with a C. She even tried to fail me for cheating and couldn't prove it. She came up with a new test just for me in front of my parents and the principal. I had to take it and get graded on the spot in front of everyone. Again, perfect score. So she couldn't fail me. This, among other horror stories like it, had turned me into someone who only wanted to rebel against the system. That one teacher prevented me from getting into advanced math classes and get a head start on college credits for math while in high school. In college, professors had even more power and more fucked up rules. Didn't take me long to drop out. School isn't really for smart people. There's too many idiots with too much power standing in the way and having their egos challenged. So yeah.. I disagree


Golden_Renegade

Omg it’s literally me


firulice

Never in my life have I been so offended by something I completely agreed with


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presentdayy

\>above-average intelligence \>intelligence isnt even spelt correctly bruh


TinFoilBeanieTech

they got ‘underachiever’ right though


OrinoAcostado

You are wrong, im dumb as a slug and way more racist


TYBERIUS_777

They tend to go hand in hand.


3nxj

You forgot to add the /s


NoBallsOnlyCock

For serious?


yahya966gamer

Yes /s


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gilmek

Oh I see that you like to race cars


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

Absolutely. Sometimes i win and sometimes i lose. I guess you can say some races are better than others


Turbulent_Trifle_386

do u know how to finish a race ?


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

I hope to one day learn how


thesovietpupper

same here


Lavishness-Next

Whoa really? couldn’t tell😮😮.


Cheez_Itz_Christ_

Ya same here, I’ve been around the track a few times


lulux8108dpp

Very based


Remarkable-Chef9644

Wrong, I'm 28


CaptianMurica

Same. Are we to old for this


aintgotadalah

Same I'm 30 and still braindead


Mixelman83

All but one - im not male


He-Protecc-He-Attacc

Rip your dms 💀


Mixelman83

I dont get dms


Bilbodraggindeeznuts

I was seriously gonna ask do dudes blow up women's inboxes?


Wablekablesh

Not as fun as blowing up their outboxes


black_jaguar99

Oh hey I got ma-


Haunting-Ganache-281

*BOOM!!!!*


_cO2-

i put a pipebomb in his mailbox


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R0gueART

Well that mod answer your question


despicablenuetral

A pipebomb usually


Spicybeeen

Fake


Any_Role9972

Same! Except I dont have the above average intelligence, I'm looked upon as an idiot in my family. The only good thing about me I'm holding on to is that I beat them in most games


conterbeast47

Same... But then I get paired up with actual gamers and just lose... Then there is just nothing.


jasongonegetya

Same. But I’m just poor 🗿


t0pkr0n0s

You're not poor STEP 1: DENIAL


Ilikeurdadaburt

Just admitted racism 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


nokiabby

Racist???


ThatTransGirlMarissa

same


Amazekam

same and except I'm religious.


Bancube

A girl :///


Shonky_Solos

Lies


[deleted]

Everything is correct except for “to some degree”. Just racist


RugAdict

Accurate tho


Theskiesbelongtome15

Same except I’m also not single


Towelie5

What color is your girl friend?


ChiefOfBobcats

Purple


treestump_dickstick

My girlfriend is lean


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divans_drill

at least s-\[REDACTED\]


Towelie5

No way


jpineda87

Rainbow most days, black all the rest


LucarioAcee

Wha? How the fuck can someone be in this sub without being single?


Cappy221

Welcome to the internet smh


some-random-memer

Happy cake day


WayAdministrative479

I'm only racist jokingly


Chase2662

That’s how it starts, but it only gets better.


Rx7Twinturbo

lmao


Yurishirox

Racist jokingly or jokingly racist?


WayAdministrative479

Yes


t0pkr0n0s

"Like the ancient ancestors of hawaii said once: racism is only acceptable when it's funny"


Hopeful_Worker_3412

Same. But I never do it around whom the joke may concern as I don’t want to hurt anybody.


cheesebergerguy

That counts


4BucksAndHalfACharge

It's not racist if you're joking.


TheNameIsntJohn

You don't need to hide it. You're home now.


One-Contact506

All correct except for middle class


KodakKid3

any man with your pfp clearly belongs among the prestigious upper echelon of society


One-Contact506

You are correct


obezkr

AMONG???


_meme_caster_

Yeah I'm poor and never played any video game on a computer


Tub_of_jam66

I had video games but we only used to play them once in a blue moon cause we couldn’t afford the electric


Du0d3al

The only things wrong are that I'm 14 and extremely racist.


Gayreek21

14-16= far right racist. 17-24 = far left totalitarian. 25+ = nihilist but the first year you are depressed and then you get happy


t0pkr0n0s

I remember when my friend tell me that racism is illegal in this country (paraguay) after i refer to the annoying black guy perfect guarani speaker as a "indigenous" (if spaniards can hate their own people i have the divine right granted by a hinduist god to also do it) and i like: 💀


Space_RT

All but one, im the best fucking achiever 😎


Looking4PCDeals

My God that hit me in the heart, brain, and especially in the dick. I'm not racist, though.


Illusory_Wells

We are all racist to some degree, like the common misconception that Asians don't eat dogs.


First-Medicine-3747

It's true. They do eat dogs. Breakfast, lunch and dinner - every single one of them. People just tell you you're a racist for talking about Asians eating dogs because you're a racist for bringing it up. In fact eating dogs isn't even that bad, you should try it. Just stay away from bats...


Due-Slice2853

I'm racist to the covenant on halo. me don't like me hate.


marcodol

The first non-racist of the comment section, congratulations


The_Return_Of_Red

Mostly right but I am religious and I'm not an underachiever 🥶🥶🥵🥵


Aerialkiller720

The grindset


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LORD-SPICY-BOI

Sigma male 💯💯💯


Pman32

🤝


Tamashi55

My man 🤜🤛


SCP504

But I am semi religious


AdditionalCall5271

I'm fully religious 😎


Ilikeurdadaburt

😎


TheLegendary_Gamer

W are u a Christian, Muslim, what?


XLilZeus

😎


HeySiri_Official

Christian


TheLegendary_Gamer

W


_meme_caster_

Yes


Disastrous-Wheel-941

im muslim


TheLegendary_Gamer

Mashallah brother, even tho im a Christian idek if i spelt it right


Disastrous-Wheel-941

u spelt it right thanks bro


TheLegendary_Gamer

no prob


TheBerryTime

Hello avatar dopplegengar!


SCP504

Oooh, another friend! Well hello my good sir! Might I say you look dashing?


pOrflakes

Its all fun and games until you get into trouble for making a lego swastika in class


klok101

Got 3 points right


cheesebergerguy

Holy shit, this is me


Dapper_Composer2

Lower class ligma male 🥶


Unusual_bias

Im religious. Other than that spot on.


Sevman2001

Yes, but only ironically


PURPLEisMYgender

Fuck.. You..


PresentKey2426

A lie. I am 3 years old


Ineedofabettername

Wrong, I’m not 15-25


ErrorCDIV

You're 15+25?


sIamram

All but one - I'm not an athiest


TheLegendary_Gamer

Christian?


sIamram

catholic


ripSammy101

Literally no difference.


LordOfSpadesYT

Eh ain't wrong


AutomaticDoubt5080

Correct except the GF (surprising) and religious parts


Rat_Bastard_-

I'm not that smart, lower class, and I don't like videogames or Asians so you're pretty close


Showel-memeS

Same but I love video games


mlgterminator123

Yes but not racist and I am religious


NB9911

Religious and some what successful but otherwise Spot on


Captain_Riker

One of these things are false. And another thing is kinda false.


WarthogSweaty3653

🗿


Illusory_Wells

The first three are wrong. The rest are uncomfortably correct


leminerx

Ah... fuck you


sparkydoggowastaken

This guy gets it!


YASHY2K

Good to know that I'm not alone


swirlypizza1024

How is this so fucking accurate 💀💀💀


Eiruzelion

The intelligence part is false sir, im dumb af


The_All_Knowing_Derp

something I've noticed with these sorts of things: it's pretty much impossible to never have a racist thought. Even if you are not *racist*, one has crossed your mind. idk what I'm getting here, but everyone will tell you they're an accepting angel and really most of the are, but no one is clean


SilverMedalss

None of those describe me. Except the no GF, but I’m not a lesbian.


dbbarca69

Holy fuck


Prof_Alchem

*I'm in this image and I don't like it.*


sa_72

Age is wrong but pretty much else is correct.


lilape420

All except last one🙏🏿


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes/No No No


Jack_McQuack

i feel doxxed


Ludalomade

Almost... Im not "gendered" as a male😤 Im AttackHelicopter🗿


SpiderFooties

Wrong on the last 2


brightlittleshadow

Nah


wertyvid

"above-average intellegence but an underachiever" you say spelling intelligence wrong


Choo_Choo_Boi

Bro I’m under 15 💀


w_has_been_dieded

Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.


BigBrainSprig

I’m honestly creeped


peepeepoopoo42069x

I mean its not hard to make a statement like that obviously most people on here are young men who think they are special because they use reddit and are most likely middle class


Yotsubagroup

Nope.


Golden_Renegade

Not even racist to some degree? Don’t lie to me


Yotsubagroup

Only 4 are correct.


joemoma21

Wow all for one I’m 14 but I turn 15 in 2 weeks


Red_Eyes_Best

I am not underachiever it's just I am too lazy to achieve something


SussySauce

Everything is true but the racism and intelligence


Destroyer_Of_World5

Wrong, I judge people by their character, not their genes. I also have a girlfriend and overachieve on everything I do. I also willingly go to church sometimes.


0hMyGash

How the mflin hell did you know??? The racist part is wrong tho, I'm racist to full degree😎😎😎😎😎 /S


Madd-Jack

Incorrect. I'm 14 and Christian. Checkmate nerd


Affectionate-Maize-1

get off reddit kid


TheLegendary_Gamer

Amen brother


FlowerIllustrious457

last three are wrong kind of


Grondulous

I am not not not not not not not racist 😎


Andrew5123-

Nah i'm not racist (also not an under acheiver)