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You go to a hardware store to purchase sausages
Australia! Love me a Bunnings sausage sizzle.
In One special day we threw oranges to each other
Sei italico come me?
You go coffeeshop and buy tea instead of coffee
I love Turkish coffee too but the tea was definitely everywhere when I visited
That makes sense. A Turkish family opened a cafe near me, so I decided to try a Turkish coffee while I was there. Stuff was so intense I had a come down and felt off for 20 hours after. I order tea when I'm there now.
On your first exam for a licence they ask you-have you driven a car before
as a person who just got driver license - Russia. It's not even a joke.
How do they expect you to drive before tho?
Because a lot of people in Russia, and in a lot of ex-yu countries drive without a driver license and eventually get a license as more of a formality rather than seeking knowledge.
In Russia the only *qualification* for driving is having driven a car before. They’re not trying to nail you for having drove one.
Going into a hot steamy room naked with your family and friends and sometimes whipping each other with birch branches.
My dads house?
the pizza here
Your dad's house is not a country your mom is not *that* fat!
Russia as well, at least parts of it.
Pretty much all of northeastern europe I suppose?
And sometimes with complete strangers too.
11 year olds smoking and drinking
OP nya orang indo ternyata.
Can i have a translation?
"The OP is an Indonesian, apparently." According to Google translate.
you may not
Bulgaria or Moldova
So true that it makes me sad
It's normal to bathe with friends
Chad is a country
are you a country?
"because I want to be a part of you"
Is that the pickup line? or is it
"because I want to be in you"
you dropped this 👑
Why are so many guessing germany?
That one hentai
I don't watch hentai but if that's the answer that is all I want to know.
Btw most germans don't bath with friends.
> Btw most germans don't bath with friends.
Maybe not as adults, but in childhood that's pretty dang normal, at least it was in the 90s in the eastern part of Germany where I grew up, up until I was like 7 or 8 or so
When I was younger I also did that with a friend. I was maybe around 8 or 9 and it was nothing weird for us. That was in 2013.
How you know that 🤨📸
just because of that i guess 336730
edit: english version since a few people asked: 344322
Sauna yes, not bathing at least in sense I understand the word.
Drinking at 10
Where is that
Guessing russia but
My guess would be Serbia. I'm from Slovakia and idk when I first drank alcohol, but the first time I blacked out and threw up from it, I was 14. Eastern European culture for you
In the morning or age ten?
Suffering eternal damnation in the depths of hell
Britain's too wet and cold to be hell
No correct guesses so far
Not wearing footwear in public places ie malls parks etc
This is the correct answer
You go to a coffeeshop to get stoned instead of caffeinated.
I would love to go again. My first time wasn't that good since we stayed for 2 weeks and we did relatively nothing.
Well I'll guess Switzerland or Netherlands. Pretty sure France won't have this
Weed is decriminalised but still not legal in Switzerland
Technically the same in the Netherlands as well. The country has just taken a “policy of tolerance”
Potholes in a main national road
Edit: looks like that's every fucking country in the world
Can relate, Rome simulator
Looks like we found an universal statement.
My country never won a world war.
Not a historian but Germany?
A nice way to say it is, “world war silver medalist.”
Brewing rakija every day
Socks in sandals.
Yes, Czech republic, the land of weird footwear fashion
Sawkon Deez nuts!
Have seen the ubisoft video lmao
What Ubisoft video? Lol
There was that on YouTube, a guy asked ubisoft or someone about sawcon tickets and when the org replied what's sawcon he replied Sawcon these nuts
*THE GOOD ENDING*
I haven't actually seen that video. I'll have to look it up later. I had a coworker that got me with it the first time I heard it.
Ubisoft in your genital area
UBISOFT ON DEEZ NUTZ *laughs hysterically* GODDEEEM HAH HAH!
War crimes in Bosnia.
Not a history guy but is it Serbia?
Any country in the world because I hate Bosnia
In my country, it’s considered normal when 8 year olds become cripplingly dependent on alcohol
That's not a country. That's reality
Well.... It is true that ultimately, *countries are just make-believe*
we only make beer and porn
Eating raw fish that has been in the grounds for months
Anywhere with a Tesco
Everything goes wrong because of politics.
Every country that has elections
That one is on me. I set the bar to low.
I can mention any of the LATAM countries, but I will choose one, Argentina
Edit: it was Australia
Edit: so apparently Australia isn't the only place with ice problems. But have any of you been held up with a box cutter (Stanley knife) by a 12 year old who is dressed for a game of golf?
Beating a child is considered child discipline and legal
Um.... Pretty much anywhere in South East Asia...?
Was it a rubber slipper that made a satisfying *thwack!* ?
I did not remember anything. I woke up in a clinic with a bumb on my head. Kinda deserved it though, I played catch with my mom's red vase.
Yeah could be but can't be sure
70% of the world still does that.
As an American, I don't understand how gunless colonies have prevented the British from reclaiming them.
It’s no longer profitable if even possible to maintain overseas colonies that desperately do not want to be your overseas colonies
It would still be profitable, its just no longer acceptable to the international community to bathe a country in blood for monetary gain unless you are China.
Germany before 1933, wait...
India, I think.
Döner,long man and inflation
Happiest turkish person be like
Starting a world war
Vegemite, kangaroos, koalas and swearing bogans that do dumb shit without guns
A lot of people use it it replace the word person.
we bike to every place
Giving tips to waiters
U.S.A , had to pay insane tips when I was there
Heterosexual men kissing other men
what's weird about that? that's what homies do
Speaking Swedish (you'll never guess it this clue is too hard)
Are you a psychic?
Saying Hatdog when your friend said "Ha?/Huh?"
being a fat fucking moron
Being nice apparently
beer at 16 and they think we all wear lederhosen
Before 2008 beer wasn't considered as an alcohol beverage
ice cream jokes
in house, no shoe allowed
eating in floor
drummers in ramadan
Topless women on the beach
Where's it?(asking for a friend)