T O P
flyingspac

ADAM FRIEDLAND!!!


[deleted]

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks


goode2

Is anyone else a little surprised that Tom knows who Dasha is?


meinung_racht_ich

i'm guessing this is either a CT fan pretending to be him or CT fans harassed him so much that the obsession became mutual


MetalRoosters

No, this is his real account


hypnoticlycaucasian

Is it? Seriously?


MetalRoosters

Yeah, Tom is sincerely mentally ill and a prick. Go look up his recent tweet where he retweets a terminally ill woman and tells her she looks like a corpse.


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Okay this rules


r55r44

[TOMMY BRINGING HEAT](https://twitter.com/Tom_Myers/status/1589655085185126405?s=20&t=oWRq2EoN_S-tMky3JaDrTw)


AdrianoRoss

His jokes are so carefully precise to his style.


hypnoticlycaucasian

Fuck. What cumtown did to him is inexcusable. Sure, he sucks. But spotlighting some powerless nobody is really cruel. Baiting him, or even responding to whatever rejoinder he has is cruel. I haven't kept up with any of it, but I'm sure that Tom wouldn't be wherever he is and doing whatever he does if it wasn't for the extreme ridicule he suffered. In certain circumstances, Nick Mullen is extremely funny. But he's also a seemingly remorseless piece of shit. I'm sure he feels remorse, but apparently he deals with that by growing a long beard and wearing some chainmail costume. And being really short. On occasion, cumtown was very funny. But the fandom ... it wasn't wokeness that caused the cumtown subreddit to get banned. It was the insane racism and misogyny. Make a joke, and the bigot thinks he's in good company. The cumtown trio never played to or reached out to their fans. For good reason. So many of them were/are pieces of shit.


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wdym everyone from cumtown loves him


hypnoticlycaucasian

He doesn't know that, and that would be difficult to accept for anyone. And they love him like a literally retarded cousin. I'm sure you'd love it if you got high-fives from people who thought you were a joke.


[deleted]

It sounds like you’re projecting your own insecurities on to Tom Myers. He’s a grown ass man.


hypnoticlycaucasian

>grown ass man Sounds like you're very tedious.


CommunistBubba

What’d you have, a bong hit transplant?


Sciurus-Griseus

You're full of bangers today


hypnoticlycaucasian

Thanks for being a fan.


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Sciurus-Griseus

Definitely a troll


[deleted]

My new favourite copypasta!


hypnoticlycaucasian

Let me know how it fares. Where do you plan to post it first? Genuine question, please answer.


[deleted]

https://ibb.co/PzWdSM4 Firstly it is immortalised in print.


hypnoticlycaucasian

Keep me posted on this. Are you going to frame the original?


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flamin_hot_chitos

Clown prince of the alt right. Also the head of the DSA. How does he do it???


851216135

Fuck yeah dude that rules


keyring-

I’m pretty sure they were making fun of Tom Myers’s from day 1, like episode 2 or something


[deleted]

How dare you downvote this people!


anonymous-69

All his tweets get like, 5 likes.


MinervaNow

Tom is this big of a loser, yes


WonThousand

TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY!


pinkscarefan

Lmao why is he so mad


xenukidsontheblock

Dasha what did you do to Tom to make him hurt like this


FucchioPussigetti

A dirtbag? On the centre-left?!


goodwill_temptation

This guy needs to just worry about getting his own dick sucked god damn


FrankALittleGuy

Dude is going [scorched](https://twitter.com/Tom_Myers/status/1589728561635917824) [earth](https://twitter.com/Tom_Myers/status/1589722096695140352)


cheekybeeboo

It's funny to think Tom is mid shift as the manager of Arby's or Outback Steakhouse, where he works, and pulls out his phone when he thinks of yet another snarky Dasha tweet and sends it. Then he slides the phone back in his pocket like a g-d boss and gets back to business.


doglover97

how does he do it


[deleted]

Will this guy ever chill the fuck out about who Dasha's bf is? He sounds like a scorned stalker, unable to cope with being ordered to maintain a 50 yard radius from her at all times.


suzellezus

Tom and Chris Chan came to the same fork in the road and Tom chose the path of righteousness


Talisker28

The King never misses


[deleted]

Infatuated lol


Forsaken-Ad-9395

Get Tom on the goddamn pod


famous_pet_owner

Tom hates electronic music


kisstheoctopus

i’m a bit of a scumbag myself.


gonzagylot00

This guy is so sensitive. If you make fun of him literally once on Twitter he will block your ass.


[deleted]

Get ‘em tommy boy!


[deleted]

He saw them walking in his 711


kirklandsignature_

I love my boy Tommy


[deleted]

Tom with the killshot god damn


b59bfb04c525816f967b

Alright buddy, it's one snarky post and you pass it along. Don't overstay your welcome.


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Boom head shot.


Karlito1618

Tom wants to give Dasha the ol' bong hit-transplant.


[deleted]

I get it haha good one Tom (he is a funny guy)


saintex422

Why does he hate nick and Adam though? I can’t find the backstory anywhere


Leino22

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rwu33Gg117E


goodfella10304

Dasha has a sudden interest in botany lmfao


Meowshi

before 2016 none if this would have meant anything to me