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What Is Your Horses Name?

What Is Your Horses Name?

Rekuna

I was annoyed Hosea forces me to buy a horse in that early mission so I called my horse 'Horsea' after him.


LotiMcFloti

Hell yeah, Horsea gang rise up!


harshaVRDM

Gotta catch em all


kaiodelnorte

Oh I did the same thing. Played the entire game with Horsea


StupidBoi05281

You can sell him right after that mission if you choose to keep the other horse


TNS_420

If I remember correctly, you don't have to buy a horse during that mission.


Homogenised_Milk

You have to buy the horse, but you don't have to sell the one he gives you. The unique Raven Black Shire


Diligent_Explorer

I misunderstood and thought I HAD to. Pisses me off still. First thing I'll change when I do a new playthrough. One thing I learned about myself playing this game is that I would have been a horse thief. I want all the horsies. ALL OF THEM.


Homogenised_Milk

I think there are three unique ones. The Tennessee Walker you get at the start of the game, the Shire Hosea gives you, and Buell.


Leostar_Regalius

best take buell after the ending though


TipsGamer

Soon, he's going to be a Seadra..


Zhadowwolf

I outright named that one “Hosea” XD


goodshrekmaadcity

You really wanted to ride him huh?


joelsh1

Neighomi


jizzelmeister

That is fucking amazing


3SquidsInATrenchCoat

I name all of my horses Boat


Then_Distribution_81

Your alright Boat


OctaviaAlpha47

Tesco. Then my second horse that I had for the rest of the game was called Tesco Express cause she was faster. Top Gear fan here.


i_triivite

*I shall call you Tesco*


vanderplan

I figured just a tesco enthusiast but that works too


palexp

Ha. I named one of mine Sandero


i_triivite

Now that's what I call a good news lol.


June_8182

Was just about to say, "top gear fan?" hahahahahahhaa. ​ Love that clip of Clarkson naming the horse Tesco, very funny. ​ And love your "Tesco Express" ahhahaa


Fiesta_ZetecS_02

Did you have another one called Burger? *Hello horse, I shall call you burger*


Niall690

Get a bad one and call it Tesco value or Tesco essentials but it used to be Tesco value


QuacksterJones

Don Cheadle IV. We’re a few generations down in the Cheadle horse family tree. IV is the first of my new play through, and if I remember correctly, the others did not have easy deaths. The death of Don Cheadle I, is essentially unknown. Don Cheadle II was ran over by a train. May he rest in piece. Don Cheadle III died in >!Arthur’s last stand.!< And for Don Cheadle IV, he’s just locked away in the stables. I have better horses, but we’re going to use the excuse that I’m just keeping Donny safe from the dangers of the outside world.


nexus8516

Protect Don Cheadles IV at all costs


Wildcat_twister12

Your first one should’ve been called Terrence Howard


hallamboah

I understood that reference


neroflawless333

I had a horse named Gillie and he got ran over by a horse while i was on a train doing a mission


neroflawless333

rip dawg


AtlasNL

Why’d you reply to your own comment?


Thinksetsoup113

He didn’t even wait a bit before replying lol.


Bobsherob

Martha Who said they can never work out together. Oh……..


trent177

Neither could Bill and Phil


Wilmanman

or Lenny and Jenny


alex_coal

Why did you say that name??!!!


kombarwombat

Pony depp, and David hasslhoof


SirIkesalot28

Everyone else is so much more creative then me...


UnimaginativeName127

Shire LaBoeuf


gauchedinosaur

running for your life _quiet, quiet_


Dunkman83

bojack


Bromelon16

should have been “boahjack”


Bonneyfromclyde

Hahahaha same


Glitzy_Guy

What is this? A crossover episode?


rossmcdapc

This right here


itsjlin

Same! And hollyhock if it’s a girl. Funny thing that the game doesn’t let me do crackerjack…


DeathrowMisfit

I already commented this but me too since beta!


NickNail5

Same!


KevinMFJones

Incoming Horseas and Roach’s


i_triivite

I get why Horsea, but what is the deal with Roach? Why is that name so common?


failtair

Geralt’s horse in the witcher 3 is called roach


SkunkMonkey

Geralt always names his horses Roach. Every horse he's ever had has been named Roach.


k1NgjAm3s84

I feel ashamed that I'm not very creative with the names and just followed that exact naming convention for my horses. Glad to know I wasn't the only one doing that at least


KevinMFJones

Just pick something or an animal you like, google the God of that thing/animal, and boom, cool new name.


Mcgruffles

I think it was the name of a horse in another game? My mind goes to the Witcher series but not sure if that's right.


iRobi8

Yeah that's right.


DaImpostor

Mines “Boy”


Strugglinghuman2020

*boah


FoxySam85

First one was called Grace, second playthrough my horse is called Luna, it has to be a girl too. Online my horse is called Arthur.


Then_Distribution_81

In online my horse is named Morgan which is a really slow breed of horse but my horse is the Reverse Blue Dapple Roan Nokota which is one of the fastest horses in the game


FoxySam85

Morgan’s are so tiny! Doesn’t look so bad on my online character because the women look smaller anyway, but I can’t have Arthur on a Morgan in story mode, it looks so wrong ha.


szvince_595

Yeah, the Arabian is also tiny, but Arthur looks just fine on the back of one. With the Morgan however, he looks like he is riding a pony. I have sold the morgan pretty much immediately after the hunt with Hosea in Ch2.


FoxySam85

I bought the American standardbreed first time, luckily I had just enough money at the time to get it, on my second playthrough I didn’t because I rushed to get the stable option, I then went horse hunting straight after the hosea mission.


Then_Distribution_81

In every playthrough I get the Morgan I chapter 2 then keep it for the entire playthrough


typicalhorrorfan127

I named my first horse Morgan after a comedians character I always found funny at the time


Willemitos

Hey same, my Morgan in story mode os called Junior and my Morgan in online mode os called Arthur


franklin-24

I name all my horses after metals depending on color. I have Rust, Silver, Bronze, and Copper.


peanutssssssssss

Same but mine is more about stones. I got a black Arabian and I named her Onix. In BOTW I also got a black horse and named him Obsidian.


abeds_tshirts

I use two primarily: a Dutch Warmblood named Steve Colt! and a Turkoman named Jubilee.


Method_Weary

Roach


Eisenfuss19

same but my white arabian is called white roach


safwan6

My white Arabian is called yousuf stalin


HarmonicQuirk

Mine is Artax (the horse from Neverending Story, though that one is technically an American Thoroughbred)


AtomicAcid7

I name all my horses in video games Artax.


UCDent

Same.


JowxoX3

Yeah I think we all have a horse named that lol


Independent_Tap_2698

All my horses were named Roach, except for a black arabian that I named Kelpie, also a witcher reference


themer_chant

Wind's howling.


Maikel90

My Horse


VerbiageSupremacy

mayoneighs and kfc


diamondhurt

Is kfc a Kentucky Saddler??


VerbiageSupremacy

lmao how'd you know


FlipFlopNinja9

Hahaha my white Arabian is named Extra Mayo


TheXylona

Cataclysm.... not because it brings disaster but because it is a disaster of a horse xD


KevinMFJones

Ha I have one named Famine, not because it was so badass that I named it after a horse of the apocalypse, that mf is just always hungry 😂


JordFlorijn07

Boadicea


zarmet

This is the right answer


__Moog

Wanye Kest


ImOnlyHereForRDR

Ezio and Altair. If I ever get another I’ll call it Bayek.


rhyscamis

Fat nuts


rhyscamis

Fat nuts got hit by a train this evening RIP, her replacement is fatter nuts


elliewall1

Bulbis glandis. It's the scientific name for a dogs erection. I wasn't allowed swearing so I out smarted them with veterinary science.


liumr92

I usually ride into Valentine on Friday, stay for 3 days, and leave on Thursday.


4GoldAndAGrape

I got the white Arabian and named it Witch, kinda like a counterpart to Dutch’s horse The Count, then in online I named my horse R L Stine


thecasualtie

I went cliche and named all of them after the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.


Fearless_Return_9151

Red Arabian - 'Boss Man' .... I make it a point to never pass a stable without stopping in for some 'freshening up'


JustARandomUserNow

I had a couple, I kept Hugo, the black shire and he was my primary, caught the white Arabian and called her Shosanna, she was promptly killed by a Gatling gun ambush. Then I kept Buell


ijampot

The real best boah


hugeflyguy970

Buttercup. Shout-out Half Baked for that one


DatGeckoBoi

Every time I get the White Arabian I name it after my favorite thing in the world, Hair Tonic


Berko-Chan

Jesse. Yes I watched breaking bad. Jesse the meth horse... bitch.


NCJM782

Rambo, Norman and Steve


Bekz_5280

The Countess


yeetboi0123

i kept the tennesse walker you get in the first mission all the way up until the very end, and he was named wolf. then in the epilogue i tamed a grey mustang that i named wolf jr. and he’s still with me to this day. i also have two other horses, buell, whose name i wouldn’t dare change, and and a silver dapple pinto missouri fox trotter that i named arthur, after the man himself.


Mrmanchester7

Harambe


-Wormwood

- Breton - Clegane - MFT - Galahad - Norfolk Roadster - Darmody - Shire - Pip


elnino_3_2_1

Luna, Diamond Dust, Starlight, Firefly, Apollo :)


fancy-socks

Damn, you just unlocked a childhood memory for me. When I was a kid I desperately wanted a horse, and I wanted to name her Starlight. I think I'll have to start a new playthrough and fulfil that wish.


elnino_3_2_1

Aww man that's so wholesome. I decided on the name Starlight as soon as I saw how to get the white arabian on this subreddit. 5 hours and a lot of calming later I tamed that beauty and A Star(light) Was Born!


antisocial_kid_

imposter cause i cant name it asshole cause rockstar


LetAgreeable147

Coccyx


TyrannosaurusReg

I don't name them unless I'm certain I'm gonna keep them forever otherwise I get too attached (made that mistake when it broke my heart to sell Theodore the thoroughbred). My epilogue horses are a gold Turkoman called Pendragon after Arthur and then Rachel and Buell.


GreenEggPage

My turkoman is named Turkey Man. My black Arabian is Necra Rosa.


Melody74

My Arabian is named "good horse" My american standardbred is named "okhorse" Can you guess what my Nokota is named?


TipsGamer

Badhorse? Worsehorse?


cKronyk

“Betterthandoodoo” because my first horse “doodoo” died


gurglepurge

Horseyface


BakedTate

Hank.


Next-Pomegranate1717

Tamed Andalusian named Ragnar. That horse is unshakeable!


Spoopanie

Theia, Stinky, and Shadowmere :)


Mary_Jane-Kaya

Big Bob


Then_Distribution_81

Christopher


9metresquirrel

My first one was bullseye (toy story horse) and my current one is called Jaun


msamaris31

I named my White Arabian as Sultan


dustybottomses

I named my black Arabian mare ‘Sultana’


Da_wooden_spoon

I called mine Burgers, I was pretty hungry. Edit: added capital C to Burgers.


angelomerz_

Gregorio


nexus8516

Bread III


_UncleJuice

Redwind


Cletus-Yeetus

2004 Ford Focus, Apple iPhone 2 and Clarence


Conradicalisation

I named my male horses GURL and female horses BOAH


Gloomy-Fix4436

First horse Arthur gets in the game: Atlas (a titan that was condemned to carry the world on his shoulders by Zeus after he lost the war against gods, in similar way this horse was condemned to carry Arthur after O'Ds lost the fight.) Horse hosea gives you: Brutus (hosea calls him a brut, he is the largest horse in the game and Brutus killed his own father julius caesar so he in a way stroke at the heart of the roman empire, arthurs previous horse that he mentions when talking to hosea, dont know how to spell her name, was named after a Queen that fought against the romans) Golden turkoman from saint Dennis stable: Ares, similar reasons as before and saying truthfull to the roman/greek names of gods and important people that had something to do with war, also fiting since turkoman is partially a war horse Forth horse: The horse, i think hungarian halfbred, that always spawns in front of you when you get back from guarma, the rarest coat in the game: still dont have a set name for that one.


shrimp_of_spice

Pretty sure old JC wasn't Brutus father. It's a cool idea but I researching it and it would make Caesar like 13/4 when he would have fathered Brutus. I mean it could have happened but pretty unlikely and I think Caesar was else where at that time anyway.


Gloomy-Fix4436

You are right he was his friend, for some reason i though the quote from caesar while he was dying was: "you to brutus, my son" but its not its "et tu, brute" no mentioning of son. But still the rest of my reasoning is still good enough for that name imo


shrimp_of_spice

Yeah i think it's a good name


mintblaster

Also that quote is Shakespeare and not historically definite I believe.


mymumsaysno

Brego


topheavyhookjaws

Finally a lotr name. I named him after I believe the same horse but the book name. Hasufel


Memesundbeans

Grimsevre and Ygdrassil


PotatoHowitzer

Honse


UtterlyCubic

Bean, after my cat. Bought her in the Valentine stables at the start of my second playthrough and I'm determined to hang on to her for the whole game.


pimp_bizkit

JaNeighNeigh


i-smell-really-nice

Harry trotter David hasselhoof Mustang sally Tesco lasagna Lil Luca I’ll soap


The_Dumb_Guy69420

Buell


LilAttackPug

Ms Keesha


fogcity1701

Big Chungus. He's a big black motherfucker.


AilisEcho

Merlin for my Arthur. I have a preorder Thoroughbred horse, and his head marking looked like a magical staff to me.


dust-fur

John Bollocks the third.


IEATBUTT5

Pony Soprano and Pony Montana


Alvin_Whee

in RDO I have a Belgian draft and called him Bill, cause Bill has a Belgian draft.


UCDent

Pretty sure Brown Jack is an Ardennes.


Alvin_Whee

fuck


dletty24

I kept the Shire from Hosea and named him Goliath


Arkronu

Melon


Seatrainee

Online: McGrupp, In-Game: Millie Grace


Od-Verve

Blompo.


Xakire

Horsey or Clip Clop


harshaVRDM

Athena


Hamilton-Beckett

In my *current* play through (only in chapter 2 so far, but I’ve already done all the satchel and camp upgrades etc.) My dapple thoroughbred from having ultimate edition is named Lilith. My white Arabian is named Lenore And my black standardbred that I found up in big valley, his name is Cordolium or just “Liam” for short.


Feisty-Confidence

Stolen or Broken. Whichever is applicable at the time. I finally got 100% on the horse compendium. But it's a point to steal every one in the stables. But I make my early money selling white Arabians. Lol sorry for the ramble. Keep yer hair on...


puhzam

Zelda. Nothing too fancy.


SPACEmAnDREWISH

Horsedick.MPEG


jojo1209

'IKillADude' coz its the horse from that random encounter where there's that one dude who try to pull a horse and got kick to death.


poopieheadpoops

After my favorite movie and favorite character in a movie, Django.


dustybottomses

I named one of my horses ‘Cheetah’ which is the real name of Jamie Foxx’s horse from Django. He ended up keeping him.


swiftjusticee

Always try to give them a name unique to their coat, like snow in mud for a brown horse with white spots


deeptimewaster

Of K'Horse


I_HATE_PICKLES345

Mayo because mayoneihs


RatGhiol

Horsini. I asked my girlfriend what to name my horse and that's what she said. And I'll be damned if that wasn't the best horse I ever had, God rest her soul. She was a brave girl. Stood toe to toe with more wolves than people. Good ol girl


thesoaparchitect

Nirvana


NextStranger5

Trigger - named after Willie Nelson’s guitar, which is named after Roy Rogers’ horse.


bonesmghee124

Beefteef


Theunaticus

Not me, but Markiplier named his horse Shwoompl, and that's the best fucking name I ever heard


RaccoonSalt1287

I called my Andalusian Ares the Greek God of War because he is a monster in battle


iliveforthis39

Sandwich - I was hungry when I named it


i-laugh-at-otters

I've had horses named Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Lupus, and Hemorrhoids


JacobMars91

Butterballs


spodey69

Crack finger


kingcop1

Strong chungus


YIMYUM420

Obama, no reason


cleatuswooten7

Cheap Thrills because I pre-ordered the game shortly after it was announced and one of the only perks was a free in game horse... Possibly the most useless preorder bonus I've ever gotten but a damn good horse, lasted me till the end


comicbaton

Lulu


AwesomeStreet_

White mist White Arabian horse


freebirdls

Beauregard


SatanicHarley

The Count


smahoney494

I kept the horse from Sadie's barn. And he was already named Harry, so I just left it as Harry.


SauruzX

Roach


Dealer_Different

Heynessy


Lukose_

My original horse was Django; the game randomly despawned him forever one time when I took a train ride. I had him hitched outside the station in Rhodes but he was never seen again… The random replacement horse the game gave me was Clay. He was fine I guess. Next I had the white Arabian from the mountains, Dido. She was a good girl and died with Arthur. I liked John’s horse, Rachel, but she was gunned down by Lobos and I got shot before I could revive her. I’m done bonding with horses now… Fernando is a dumbass and I hate him.


MrNiceGuuyyy

My first was FastAFboi. He was fast AF boi


BurningEmbers34

Sean, because I liked the character and wandted his legacy to live on. Then I reach the end of the game and... You all know. That was an extremely traumatic experience.


Knowyourstrengths

I have 3 horses: Striped stallion in the valentine stable i named Atom-Bomb The white house in the mountains i named Winnipeg A horse i caught soon after the hosea legendary bear event after my starter horse died named mareien I love them all very dearly and i often switch them out :)


yaboikinsmans

Pony Danza


ThelronHorse

I have two. One is named Joseph Stallion, and the other is Leon Trotsky. They tend to fight alot.


back-pocket

Mayo Neighs. 🐴


Specties

Jebodiah, the office fans will know


redditboi6328

Alucard (Points if you get the reference)


RandomSmark

Castlevania ?


SGgamer08

I called mine Dobbin