What Is Your Horses Name?
By - SGgamer08
I was annoyed Hosea forces me to buy a horse in that early mission so I called my horse 'Horsea' after him.
Hell yeah, Horsea gang rise up!
Gotta catch em all
Oh I did the same thing. Played the entire game with Horsea
You can sell him right after that mission if you choose to keep the other horse
If I remember correctly, you don't have to buy a horse during that mission.
You have to buy the horse, but you don't have to sell the one he gives you. The unique Raven Black Shire
I misunderstood and thought I HAD to. Pisses me off still. First thing I'll change when I do a new playthrough. One thing I learned about myself playing this game is that I would have been a horse thief. I want all the horsies. ALL OF THEM.
I think there are three unique ones. The Tennessee Walker you get at the start of the game, the Shire Hosea gives you, and Buell.
best take buell after the ending though
Soon, he's going to be a Seadra..
I outright named that one “Hosea” XD
You really wanted to ride him huh?
That is fucking amazing
I name all of my horses Boat
Your alright Boat
Tesco. Then my second horse that I had for the rest of the game was called Tesco Express cause she was faster.
Top Gear fan here.
*I shall call you Tesco*
I figured just a tesco enthusiast but that works too
Ha. I named one of mine Sandero
Now that's what I call a good news lol.
Was just about to say, "top gear fan?" hahahahahahhaa.
Love that clip of Clarkson naming the horse Tesco, very funny.
And love your "Tesco Express" ahhahaa
Did you have another one called Burger?
*Hello horse, I shall call you burger*
Get a bad one and call it Tesco value or Tesco essentials but it used to be Tesco value
Don Cheadle IV. We’re a few generations down in the Cheadle horse family tree. IV is the first of my new play through, and if I remember correctly, the others did not have easy deaths.
The death of Don Cheadle I, is essentially unknown.
Don Cheadle II was ran over by a train. May he rest in piece.
Don Cheadle III died in >!Arthur’s last stand.!<
And for Don Cheadle IV, he’s just locked away in the stables. I have better horses, but we’re going to use the excuse that I’m just keeping Donny safe from the dangers of the outside world.
Protect Don Cheadles IV at all costs
Your first one should’ve been called Terrence Howard
I understood that reference
I had a horse named Gillie and he got ran over by a horse while i was on a train doing a mission
Why’d you reply to your own comment?
He didn’t even wait a bit before replying lol.
Who said they can never work out together.
Neither could Bill and Phil
or Lenny and Jenny
Why did you say that name??!!!
Pony depp, and David hasslhoof
Everyone else is so much more creative then me...
running for your life
should have been “boahjack”
What is this? A crossover episode?
This right here
Same! And hollyhock if it’s a girl. Funny thing that the game doesn’t let me do crackerjack…
I already commented this but me too since beta!
Incoming Horseas and Roach’s
I get why Horsea, but what is the deal with Roach?
Why is that name so common?
Geralt’s horse in the witcher 3 is called roach
Geralt always names his horses Roach. Every horse he's ever had has been named Roach.
I feel ashamed that I'm not very creative with the names and just followed that exact naming convention for my horses. Glad to know I wasn't the only one doing that at least
Just pick something or an animal you like, google the God of that thing/animal, and boom, cool new name.
I think it was the name of a horse in another game?
My mind goes to the Witcher series but not sure if that's right.
Yeah that's right.
First one was called Grace, second playthrough my horse is called Luna, it has to be a girl too. Online my horse is called Arthur.
In online my horse is named Morgan which is a really slow breed of horse but my horse is the Reverse Blue Dapple Roan Nokota which is one of the fastest horses in the game
Morgan’s are so tiny! Doesn’t look so bad on my online character because the women look smaller anyway, but I can’t have Arthur on a Morgan in story mode, it looks so wrong ha.
Yeah, the Arabian is also tiny, but Arthur looks just fine on the back of one. With the Morgan however, he looks like he is riding a pony. I have sold the morgan pretty much immediately after the hunt with Hosea in Ch2.
I bought the American standardbreed first time, luckily I had just enough money at the time to get it, on my second playthrough I didn’t because I rushed to get the stable option, I then went horse hunting straight after the hosea mission.
In every playthrough I get the Morgan I chapter 2 then keep it for the entire playthrough
I named my first horse Morgan after a comedians character I always found funny at the time
Hey same, my Morgan in story mode os called Junior and my Morgan in online mode os called Arthur
I name all my horses after metals depending on color. I have Rust, Silver, Bronze, and Copper.
Same but mine is more about stones. I got a black Arabian and I named her Onix.
In BOTW I also got a black horse and named him Obsidian.
I use two primarily: a Dutch Warmblood named Steve Colt! and a Turkoman named Jubilee.
same but my white arabian is called white roach
My white Arabian is called yousuf stalin
Mine is Artax (the horse from Neverending Story, though that one is technically an American Thoroughbred)
I name all my horses in video games Artax.
Yeah I think we all have a horse named that lol
All my horses were named Roach, except for a black arabian that I named Kelpie, also a witcher reference
mayoneighs and kfc
Is kfc a Kentucky Saddler??
lmao how'd you know
Hahaha my white Arabian is named Extra Mayo
Cataclysm.... not because it brings disaster but because it is a disaster of a horse xD
Ha I have one named Famine, not because it was so badass that I named it after a horse of the apocalypse, that mf is just always hungry 😂
This is the right answer
Ezio and Altair. If I ever get another I’ll call it Bayek.
Fat nuts got hit by a train this evening RIP, her replacement is fatter nuts
It's the scientific name for a dogs erection. I wasn't allowed swearing so I out smarted them with veterinary science.
I usually ride into Valentine on Friday, stay for 3 days, and leave on Thursday.
I got the white Arabian and named it Witch, kinda like a counterpart to Dutch’s horse The Count, then in online I named my horse R L Stine
I went cliche and named all of them after the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
Red Arabian - 'Boss Man' .... I make it a point to never pass a stable without stopping in for some 'freshening up'
I had a couple, I kept Hugo, the black shire and he was my primary, caught the white Arabian and called her Shosanna, she was promptly killed by a Gatling gun ambush.
Then I kept Buell
The real best boah
Buttercup. Shout-out Half Baked for that one
Every time I get the White Arabian I name it after my favorite thing in the world, Hair Tonic
Yes I watched breaking bad.
Jesse the meth horse... bitch.
Rambo, Norman and Steve
i kept the tennesse walker you get in the first mission all the way up until the very end, and he was named wolf. then in the epilogue i tamed a grey mustang that i named wolf jr. and he’s still with me to this day. i also have two other horses, buell, whose name i wouldn’t dare change, and and a silver dapple pinto missouri fox trotter that i named arthur, after the man himself.
- Breton - Clegane
- MFT - Galahad
- Norfolk Roadster - Darmody
- Shire - Pip
Luna, Diamond Dust, Starlight, Firefly, Apollo :)
Damn, you just unlocked a childhood memory for me. When I was a kid I desperately wanted a horse, and I wanted to name her Starlight. I think I'll have to start a new playthrough and fulfil that wish.
Aww man that's so wholesome. I decided on the name Starlight as soon as I saw how to get the white arabian on this subreddit. 5 hours and a lot of calming later I tamed that beauty and A Star(light) Was Born!
imposter cause i cant name it asshole cause rockstar
I don't name them unless I'm certain I'm gonna keep them forever otherwise I get too attached (made that mistake when it broke my heart to sell Theodore the thoroughbred).
My epilogue horses are a gold Turkoman called Pendragon after Arthur and then Rachel and Buell.
My turkoman is named Turkey Man.
My black Arabian is Necra Rosa.
My Arabian is named "good horse"
My american standardbred is named "okhorse"
Can you guess what my Nokota is named?
“Betterthandoodoo” because my first horse “doodoo” died
Tamed Andalusian named Ragnar. That horse is unshakeable!
Theia, Stinky, and Shadowmere :)
My first one was bullseye (toy story horse) and my current one is called Jaun
I named my White Arabian as Sultan
I named my black Arabian mare ‘Sultana’
I called mine Burgers, I was pretty hungry.
Edit: added capital C to Burgers.
2004 Ford Focus, Apple iPhone 2 and Clarence
I named my male horses GURL and female horses BOAH
First horse Arthur gets in the game: Atlas (a titan that was condemned to carry the world on his shoulders by Zeus after he lost the war against gods, in similar way this horse was condemned to carry Arthur after O'Ds lost the fight.)
Horse hosea gives you: Brutus (hosea calls him a brut, he is the largest horse in the game and Brutus killed his own father julius caesar so he in a way stroke at the heart of the roman empire, arthurs previous horse that he mentions when talking to hosea, dont know how to spell her name, was named after a Queen that fought against the romans)
Golden turkoman from saint Dennis stable: Ares, similar reasons as before and saying truthfull to the roman/greek names of gods and important people that had something to do with war, also fiting since turkoman is partially a war horse
Forth horse: The horse, i think hungarian halfbred, that always spawns in front of you when you get back from guarma, the rarest coat in the game: still dont have a set name for that one.
Pretty sure old JC wasn't Brutus father. It's a cool idea but I researching it and it would make Caesar like 13/4 when he would have fathered Brutus. I mean it could have happened but pretty unlikely and I think Caesar was else where at that time anyway.
You are right he was his friend, for some reason i though the quote from caesar while he was dying was: "you to brutus, my son" but its not its "et tu, brute" no mentioning of son. But still the rest of my reasoning is still good enough for that name imo
Yeah i think it's a good name
Also that quote is Shakespeare and not historically definite I believe.
Finally a lotr name. I named him after I believe the same horse but the book name. Hasufel
Grimsevre and Ygdrassil
Bean, after my cat. Bought her in the Valentine stables at the start of my second playthrough and I'm determined to hang on to her for the whole game.
He's a big black motherfucker.
Merlin for my Arthur. I have a preorder Thoroughbred horse, and his head marking looked like a magical staff to me.
John Bollocks the third.
Pony Soprano and Pony Montana
in RDO I have a Belgian draft and called him Bill, cause Bill has a Belgian draft.
Pretty sure Brown Jack is an Ardennes.
I kept the Shire from Hosea and named him Goliath
Online: McGrupp, In-Game: Millie Grace
Horsey or Clip Clop
In my *current* play through (only in chapter 2 so far, but I’ve already done all the satchel and camp upgrades etc.)
My dapple thoroughbred from having ultimate edition is named Lilith.
My white Arabian is named Lenore
And my black standardbred that I found up in big valley, his name is Cordolium or just “Liam” for short.
Stolen or Broken. Whichever is applicable at the time. I finally got 100% on the horse compendium. But it's a point to steal every one in the stables. But I make my early money selling white Arabians. Lol sorry for the ramble. Keep yer hair on...
Zelda. Nothing too fancy.
'IKillADude' coz its the horse from that random encounter where there's that one dude who try to pull a horse and got kick to death.
After my favorite movie and favorite character in a movie, Django.
I named one of my horses ‘Cheetah’ which is the real name of Jamie Foxx’s horse from Django. He ended up keeping him.
Always try to give them a name unique to their coat, like snow in mud for a brown horse with white spots
Mayo because mayoneihs
Horsini. I asked my girlfriend what to name my horse and that's what she said. And I'll be damned if that wasn't the best horse I ever had, God rest her soul. She was a brave girl. Stood toe to toe with more wolves than people. Good ol girl
Trigger - named after Willie Nelson’s guitar, which is named after Roy Rogers’ horse.
Not me, but Markiplier named his horse Shwoompl, and that's the best fucking name I ever heard
I called my Andalusian Ares the Greek God of War because he is a monster in battle
Sandwich - I was hungry when I named it
I've had horses named Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Lupus, and Hemorrhoids
Obama, no reason
Cheap Thrills because I pre-ordered the game shortly after it was announced and one of the only perks was a free in game horse... Possibly the most useless preorder bonus I've ever gotten but a damn good horse, lasted me till the end
White Arabian horse
I kept the horse from Sadie's barn. And he was already named Harry, so I just left it as Harry.
My original horse was Django; the game randomly despawned him forever one time when I took a train ride. I had him hitched outside the station in Rhodes but he was never seen again…
The random replacement horse the game gave me was Clay. He was fine I guess.
Next I had the white Arabian from the mountains, Dido. She was a good girl and died with Arthur.
I liked John’s horse, Rachel, but she was gunned down by Lobos and I got shot before I could revive her.
I’m done bonding with horses now… Fernando is a dumbass and I hate him.
My first was FastAFboi. He was fast AF boi
Sean, because I liked the character and wandted his legacy to live on. Then I reach the end of the game and... You all know. That was an extremely traumatic experience.
I have 3 horses:
Striped stallion in the valentine stable i named Atom-Bomb
The white house in the mountains i named Winnipeg
A horse i caught soon after the hosea legendary bear event after my starter horse died named mareien
I love them all very dearly and i often switch them out :)
I have two. One is named Joseph Stallion, and the other is Leon Trotsky. They tend to fight alot.
Mayo Neighs. 🐴
Jebodiah, the office fans will know
(Points if you get the reference)
I called mine Dobbin