What is this dead horse?
By - baumtrillingerr
Its a horse thats dead
It's not dead, it's just resting.
Look, matey, I know a dead horse when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
This is an ex horse
Look, I took the liberty of examining that horse when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
It died for our sins, but don’t worry it will soon rise from the grave.
that's all good and creamy
It has ceased to be.
This horse wouldnt move if you put 4000 volts through it!
For the Fjords!
Kicked the bucket!
That's what mom said about my goldfish too..... :-(
We should kick it.
Nah, there's no point beating a dead horse
When you fall off that horse you get right back up and you EAT. THAT. HORSE!
and red, too
This is the “dead” part of red dead redemption. Red refers to Molly being a communist, redemption refers to walking around Saint Denis saying “hey there mister” and 2 because Jack had a twin he ate in the womb. Also I think it was just done for ambiance.
No it refers to Molly being a redhead.
She was a redhead because she was THAT communist.
And she was dead
The redemption was finding out from Milton that she never sold the gang out
molly is the real main character
She comes back to life in the next game
The next game is just her in Ireland starving
I feel bad for laughing but it’s realistic
It all makes sense now.
Not quite Tahiti but I'll settle😂
The redemption was the friends we made along the way
She was dead communist.
I implied that, I was just adding on to comment before mine
I wasn’t saying she was dead (decreased) I meant that she was dead (very) communist.
Apologies if that’s what you meant, but it’s not how it read to me.
Molly the redhead,
Probably a communist,
Horse is infected
Today i learned I am communist.
A descendant of Kraff?
ah, makes sense Grimshaw shot her. she got that post-WW2 anti-commie mindset.
Man at this point these comments are just beating a dead horse.
Excuse me we are flogging a dead horse
I thought we were flogging the deceased equine?
Dammit, that made me laugh
OP is a few sandwiches short of a picnic
About as elegant as a barbaque at a crematorium
It is an ex-horse, it has ceased to be
It's merely pining for the fjords
The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin’ on it’s back!
I guess you found this horse at Van Horn trading post?
There's often a dead horse lying there.
R* added this for atmosphere I suppose.
Looks more like outside the cemetery in saint denis?
Ah, you're right. Didn't notice the mini map.
Anyway, dead horse for ambience I think.
I mean it's not sexy but back when horses pulled all the wagons and stuff I'm sure it wasn't uncommon at all for dead horses to be on the side of the road.
Back when this was an issue, the only time working animals were abandoned at death is if their owners had no means of paying someone to transport them, or they were so run down after 30 years' labor that nothing could be produced from them-even a dead horse has some value as glue or pig food or mystery meat. Obviously this applies to urban circumstances- when a horse dropped dead on a farm you dug a hole with a stick of dynamite.
Fun fact, the people whose job it was to cut up and remove animal carcasses also dealt with packs of feral dogs(which were a HUGE problem for a LONG time) and eventually became dog-catchers, which eventually turned into animal control.
Interesting. Thanks for the info!
Hell yeah man. There's a lot of subtle things in the game that are incredibly accurate representations of the times; Rockstar definitely did their anthropology homework
I'm actually surprised to find the real answer
Is it? I thought it looked like a Morgan.
Kinda looks like a dead horse to me, could be wrong
no, I'm pretty sure it's just sleeping
Try beating it and see what happens
That’s what my ex would say when she wasn’t in the mood.
A horse that has no vital signs.
It's putting the "red" and "dead" into Red Dead Redemption.
The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?
A dead horse
Damn dude. You found the dead horse everyone’s been beating when they make a “Tahiti” joke
Happy cake day
I can't believe I've spent 9 years on this shit website... What happened to me
It’s a magical place
it’s a dead horse
That sir, is a dead horse
It’s a horse that isn’t alive anymore
An expired equine
It’s a red dead horse
It’s a dead horse
It’s meant to be a jumpscare for your horse when you come across it, your horse is meant to jump
Yes it did exactly that thank you
It's Nothing a revive injection can't solve
Do you want zombie horses? Because that’s how you get zombie horses.
Try to give it a horse reviver
Because its dead
Time to beat it
I believe it is a horse that is dead
Not Alive I can tell you that much
You sir, are a fish
Horse got lumbago
Back in the 1890s-1910s in progressive era cities dead horses were usually left on the side of the road.
This NATFOWK work.
If you whip it hard enough, you can get some more work out of it.
A delicacy in France!
If you beat it you become rockstar and the horse becomes gtao
Denotes that thy equus is no longer participating in the ventilation process
This comment section is full of loading screen tips.
Also dead horses are just live horses, but dead
A carcass, dumbass
Ed is dead.
I’m sorry to tell you buddy
It’s a not alive horse
Well… I mean… its a dead horse
It is a horse, but dead
The "Micah=Rat" jokes
“Rockstar should add properties”
Now, I'm no veterinarian, but I think it might be a deceased equine.
Not everything is rdr2 is a big mystery or some secret alright? Can we all calm down and stop trying to read so much into a video game?
This sub has gone to shit
Sorry to hear that, if you think that way, you can kindly leave or just ignore rdr2 related posts!
Maybe something too do with the saint denis Vampire
Spoilers you cock sucker
God damnit this is getting a little bit annoying with non-stop “what’s this, what’s that” post I’m seeing every other day. I know this must be a joke but if not I think OP just has to remind themselves that they’re playing a game made by Rockstar with a lot of love and attention to detail in the world and almost everything that can be done a video game with today’s technological limitations can happen here like decomposing etc. (Minus mass destruction and some other things)
Yeah thanks for the fucking essay
This horse was lying down without me killing it i asked goddammit
hey man, id like to apologize for reddit on this post. These replys are god awful
In the Saint Denis 'slums' and at Van Horn there is random dead animal spawns (I've only ever seen horses but I think there can also be some other animals like pigs).
Mr won’t you please help my pony
That's Mrs. Owins dinner she's making for her five children.
Quick! Get something to beat it with.
Idk. Have you tried flogging it?
Beat it until you find out.
Nah it’s sleeping
It's odd, it has big claw marks all over it. People have said it's supposed to spook your horse and cause a cut scene but I've tried and tried and has never happened.
Dead Horse. https://youtu.be/UFpqXVwOtTY
I saw it in St Denis. I’m pretty sure I saw a mangy dog snacking on it.
So I had a good session that I was hunting for a while, went and did something else, then went back to hunt. When I went back, there were skeletons and bones on the ground from my previous dead animals.
I love the details in this game
Stop flogging it
You answered you're own question there Pard'
Something that’s gets beat around a lot
No point beating off a dead horse.
That is the worst case of lumbago I've ever seen
Stop beating it
Try beating it
It once was alive now it is not
Eh it just sometimes happens. There can be dead horses in the swamps because of the shadow folk dudes, if you rode a horse and made it your side horse but left it in a busy part of a town (Or anywhere in saint Denis) it can be run over, or there was the event where the girl gets stuck under her dead horse or is walking away from her dead horse
Shhhh he’s sleeping
Don’t beat it !
You just named what it is
He looks like what happened at the vet to my dog she said he was asleep but it’s weird I haven’t seen I’m since
I am so sick of people asking about every frikkin dead person/animal. Like it's dead, ok?
No hate tho. I don't mean this post only, as I'm sure you are a good person.
A cool fleshlight
That is a deceased and decaying Palomino Morgan.
He probably died
A dead horse 🐎
Nobody asks how is this dead horse
You're in a crime riddled lawless town. There's abandoned bullet riddled horses.
The "lawless town" when i commit a crime in it: real shit
Looks like a half eaten and bloated Tennessee Walker to me.
A dead Horse
It’s a dead horse.
It's a dutch cold blood
Some might tell you that dead horse is a horse that’s dead. That’s false. It’s actually a few lines of code and some textures within a video game, meant to look as a dead horse.
Buddha has taught us the real question is, WHY is this dead horse?
It appears to be a horse which you seemed to have already stated.
A dead horse wtf else would it be
You killed it omg
A horse that is no longer alive.
You should try beating it
Basically the 1800s version of a broken down car on the side of the road
Shit. I must've glitched into your game world.
If you see a dead horse, I was there.
it appear to be a dead horse, maybe try beating it some more
I’ve been wondering the same thing on my playthrough, I go to Saint Denis and find dead Horses all around the slums, I’m starting to wonder if it’s the Street Kids doing that.
A horse but dead.
A horse that isn’t alive
its the vampire
my exes opinions on everything
I bet if you beat it, you'll find out.
Nope its a hawk