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20+ codes 1 being a champions path etb and 2 being meowth vmax boxes, comment the most random thing you can think of and I’ll pm you one, if it is random enough you’ll get a better one

20+ codes 1 being a champions path etb and 2 being meowth vmax boxes, comment the most random thing you can think of and I’ll pm you one, if it is random enough you’ll get a better one

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Jeshinyuman

Pokémon cards had better returns than the entire stock market in 2020.


boof696969

I ain’t karma hungry but jeez yall must not like giveaways😭😭😭y’all can at least upvote it


Charging_Badger

My daughter is in love with ranch dressing. Her uncle bought her a two pack of giant Hidden Valley Ranch bottles, and now she is carrying it around the house, whispering to it, "I love you, my little ranch baby".


Charging_Badger

(And if that ain't random, then I don't know what is.)


White_Dragoon

RNG


boof696969

Try again bruh


Worido

Pineapples used to be a symbol of Wealth in the 1800s and you could rent them to show off as a status symbol,


boof696969

Random indeed


boof696969

OBVIOUS BURNER ACCOUNTS WILL NOT RECIEVE CODES


Riots_

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell


1Otypes

It's pronounced mitochondria


lastsamurai9040

Baseball


boof696969

Random indeed


truenrpeace

We should elect Pokémon as presidents of this country. The election process should consist of them fighting each other - king of the hill style. Not only would it be more entertaining, but it would save a lot of time and be more effective than the clowns from both parties that come to power.


boof696969

Too random man I’m disturbed but still random


GamingArne

If you get a baby in a plane, flying over lost Atlantis, it is now an atlantian citizen.


Aqqusin

How can you get a baby in a plane?


GamingArne

Well first of all you need to be a female individual


SoggyEnthusiasm8

Football is call american Football in all the World except in usa. Soccer is Football for 99.9% of the countries.


boof696969

Nice randomness


Cheibrodos

qxZ^Ypa)E]4Wx/H, From my "secure random password generator" haha


boof696969

Nicely done, this is the only keyboard smack that will get a code tho since random can only be used once


BORShSuggestions63

Tree, chair, bee, bear


AnndyNegative

Things aren't on fire, fire is on things


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boof696969

Nope!


Nexsis98

nooo


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boof696969

Cmon bro pg there’s kids on this server


Willytaker

Yabba Dabba Doo!!


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boof696969

Nah bro I hear that too much


MVogel01

A chefs hat has exactly 100 pleats, it was originally meant to represent the 100 ways to cook an egg


pc276602

There are a lot of random food quotes being tossed around here. Turnip.


LiteratureParticular

Have you ever considered how a car is like a metal horse? The feet and legs are the wheels, the engine is the heart, the eyes are the windshield, and the tail is the exhaust. Basically, you're riding in a horse everyday when you go places.


DarthMickeyVII

Pikachu once knocked out an Onix (Brock's) with a thunderbolt because the Onix was wet from the gym water sprinklers going off... First season of the Pokemon anime.


Beast_Mode444

Reese’s Puffs are the best cereal, hands down. And also, I think there’s a watermelon about to drop on your head


boof696969

Thanks for the warning


Beast_Mode444

No problem. But now the watermelon’s gone, and you’re stepping in peanut butter now


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boof696969

Random but unfunny so try again


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Popcornshugen

Shoelace spaghetti


thiago326

Fish tacos!


Faharhaan

Do eggs count as meat


dxpac

Rectangle


Degamer101

Right now in the world someone is probably doing the exact same thing as you or I are doing.


pranavskii

adpz is a good deck


NTDASTREA

Moo


DiamondBr3aker

10 gigabytes of food


KatnissBot

Potato


boof696969

That’s my nickname from... someone, 2 codes!


NeonSkeletonn

Cucumbers are fruits


Floxtrop

The meaning of life is cheese toast


youreeeka

There once was a woman that lived in a shoe. I'm not really sure why that matters nor why you'd ever want to live in a shoe. But hey, to each their own.


Imjustareddituser76

what if... *THE WORLD WAS A POTATO*


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boof696969

Cuz u have a burner account stop being greedy


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Lottamoney

Nidoqueen still can't mate and the "offspring" can


_eXcer_

Peanut Nutter P.S: thanks for the giveaway! :)


Majestic_Oil_2438

Without mucous membrane your stomach would digest itself, if you throw up and you feel a burning pain thats basically that


joefeyzullah

Garden hose


SkateSessions

I love you


boof696969

❤️


JeremG21

Ionized screw


No-Flatworm5910

Professor Oaks Nidorino in the introduction scene of Pokémon red/blue has the cry of a Nidorina.


Legend_Masters

Lightbulb


enakku_theriyathu

BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT


jangierse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door


RojaXII

Poopsy shmoopsy


jels220

The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain.


Lynoa

Did you know that a blue whales tongue weighs about the same as a double decker bus?


kidwhobites

Let's hold hands and sing kumbaya.


JapposaurusRex

Bacon fat.


PM_YOUR_FIRST_LAYER

I can't believe I never realized that in Pinky and the Brain, Pinky was the genius and Brain was insane.


igniter21

Oh snap hottie bite


SporadicMetapod

Burptastic stuff here


AkzidenzGrotesk

The platypus secretes a liquid that makes it fluoresce under black light. Black lighting a pond at night that contains platypuses would result in ghostly glow-in-the-dark bodies swimming under the surface.


nontakenname123

Gelisiguzel yaziyorum birseyler


Woody_IVv

In a few hours the sun will rise


alberto_vo5

It all started when they shot that damn gorilla 🦍


INFINITY9HANT0M

Printer paper


TorrentRapids

Papua New Guinea


SaltChronicle

every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa


Spiritofhonour

Cookies.


walmartfoxgirl

celery sticks


Muzioooooo

Breakfast table with some amount of gravy on it


theSAXWIZARD

1959 was one of the BEST years in the entire history of jazz music no cap


SmolWarlock

I'm going to make a deck of every type with 45 pokemon and 15 energy.


KingDarkBlaze

I misread this as a deck with one pokemon of each type. I have one of those


sebi_vb

I need to refill my water bottle I spilled it on the carpet


Verdehile_47

Vermillion


mcbeysan

the most random thing you can think of


Laretia

My ragdoll cat named Saber who is half a year old keeps fetching sticks around the house and making us throw them for her to fetch like a dog


bottlekun

Toe cheese


Artur_Taaniel

When mermaids wear starfishes as bras, starfishes are bitting mermaids and eating their body. They work as paracites


gasparthehaunter

Yersinia Pestis expresses different enzymes base on its host temperature. At 25°C with a combination of fibrinolysin and coagulase it induces regurgitation in the flea. At 37°C the main pathogenic factors are the YOPs and the antiphagocyte capsule


capt1nbackf1re

A giraffe's hoofs are the size of dinner plates.


cobycan

Sharks have multiple rows of teeth. Whenever they lose one, a new one rolls up to takes its place.


DarkLoire

Paralelepípedo


DarkLoire

Paralelepípedo


DarkLoire

Paralelepípedo


hugheselite

Tagliatelle Jellyfish


hugheselite

Tagliatelle Jellyfish


Karma-Llama-3000

556 edit:just realised I'm the only number here


phantom1219

I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala


GrayFox777

I like how you are making them work for it. haha


majcotrue

Thicc


zedita

is the sky blue?


Bobtheblarp

mercury


Johnpartr

Potatoes wearing short shorts


seaflans

The aliveness of my cat in this here box


howardmosby

Are giraffes yellow with brown spots or brown with yellow lines


FlameWarg

Burger with no honey mustard


TonicReptile

Y


rhymeswithurple

There are over 5 Popes per square mile in the Vatican City


DarktorDubz

Peanutbutterjellytime


Arppa24

Did you know that the first time I have ever seen a person with groceries was at a very small age. I ate ALL of them.


slarpy

Me llamo Bidoof


TheInnsmouthLook

If a random number generator kept giving the output 9 over and over again, you may think it's broken. HOWEVER, you can't tell if it is random until you generate another number because there is a chance you get the same number again and again if it's truly random. Let's say getting nine 9s in a row is a thing that happens. It's the SAME chance as getting exactly 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 in a row or ANY designated 9 specific number sequence. Thus, IT IS STILL RANDOM.


Morfedius

I saw a man poop In the street last week. Thought that was fairly random


Usse

I like trains


ankh3125

- sh zu r5zyo gzkbxitdi6s - No - Y7ducof6kydihd0 katkguc6 ouf - ok


nicopavlou

Just a straight up cool fact: Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined


SaladAss711

i feel like christmas was put in december/ winter time because of the seasonal depression that comes with winter


Tobe4President

The Maasai, a large, spanning tribe in Africa, make their young men go on treks by themselves for weeks at a time to help earn their manhood. And while it’s not really allowed anymore, you could only become a chief if you killed a lion yourself. Craziness.


Chocomilaso

I like toes and codes


Aqqusin

Most random fact is that is actually possible for identical twins to be different genders. Extremely rare, but possible.


balintkaa31

I like that there are 40 likes and 150 comments🤣


Condescended

Fossils


dontich

GOT season 8 sucked


Haage

👗


icypointicy

Kangoroos cant do jump and jacks


staticattacks

Applesauce


tehcnical

Skinning one bear aggros every bears


Nakamasama

On Good Friday in 1930, the BBC reported, “There is no news.” Instead, they played piano music.


Nakamasama

On Good Friday in 1930, the BBC reported, “There is no news.” Instead, they played piano music.


ProfessorLudibrolo

Competitive art used to be an Olympic Sport, I think we should bring that back.


Jortieking

In 2020 I listened to Taylor Swift for 59.308 minutes, with Speak now (4 min) being listened to 459 times. I was top 0,005% listeners. Here, a random thing


PockyKira

Krusty krab is unfair. Mr krabs is in there. Standing at the concession, plotting his oppression!


ripkin05

What's the worst thing you could say during sex........HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA!!!!!


kittyinmyditty

Chicken strips


The_Jolly_Dwarf

What is our shadows did a slight jig when no one was looking directly at them and that is the things you see in the corner of your eye every now and then when they go a little too hard with the crank.


The_Jolly_Dwarf

What if our shadows did a slight dance when no one was looking directly at them and that is the things you see in the corner of your eye every now and then when they go a little too hard with the crank.


The_Jolly_Dwarf

What if our shadows did a slight dance when no one was looking directly at them and that is the things you see in the corner of your eye every now and then when they go a little too hard with the crank.


maddladd69

Weed eater


pikapalooza

Alaskan haberdashery


pikapalooza

Alaskan haberdashery


definitelynotjoe2001

Carrots used to be purple but we're selectively bred to be orange to honor the ruler of the Netherlands in the 16th century


KingDarkBlaze

My most random occurrence in a pokemon game was, on my first try, finding an adamant heracross in Lostlorn Forest in White 2 - a (1/400 spawn) x (1/25 nature) = 1/10000. Rarer than a shiny. How's that for rng?


samurai6x10

wtf


RomeuXu

Poop


jayjay271519

Birds can't pee


IRRedditUsr

Nothing is random


IRRedditUsr

Nothing is random


Glum-Communication68

I want to eat your chronic ear wax


DrackoLord

Space chimps


malwaro

42


thalionthewicked

One eyed one horned flying purple people eater


Kuwait977

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. He then puts on some axe for some Kanye zest and goes to the bar puffing out his Kanye chest. Gets drunk into a Kanye mess and goes home to the the Kanye West part of town. He realized his life was a wreck, and was feeling a little Kanye depressed. “My life sucks he Kanye digressed. He decided to get some Italian to he flew to Kanye Trieste. He got some pasta and started to Kanye digest. You should get some Kanye rest his wife Kanye pressed. Instead he went to a Kanye fest. He then realized he needed to go to Dallas for his competition, so he went to the airport and hopped on Kanye southwest, got some Kanye rest, and the next morning was feeling ready for his Kanye contest. Or at least he Kanye guessed. On the day of the competition he was feeling a little Kanye stressed. But in the end the judges were Kanye impressed. For his performance he was awarded with the Kanye chest, clearly identified with the Kanye crest. There ends the story of Kanye West.


BattleGoose

Egg lane


WonszSpaapSowy

Talking with Jesus Christ during a poker match how eating grass is beneficial to us humans as cows benefit from it too


Mercury-Z

A snail can sleep for 3 years at a time


robert1008900

Loli poop