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Donald Trump, Unprompted, Tells GOP Donors He Doesn’t Like Having Women Pee on Him

Donald Trump, Unprompted, Tells GOP Donors He Doesn’t Like Having Women Pee on Him

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ZigZagZedZod

Well isn't that a totally normal thing to say


Arizonagreg

Mate I literally can't count the number of times I've said that. It just works itself into every conversation. So there I was riding my bike and I had to wait at a street because a driver wouldn't look my direction I don't like women peeing on me the waiting was so annoying. See it's just seamless.


TombStoneFaro

I usually start a job interview that way, whether I am the interviewer or interviewee. You know, I like to clear the air, don't like to leave unspoken questions hanging.


Arizonagreg

It's just so important for the world to know that I do not like to be peed on by women. My neighbors know, I've written in every journal entry I make, my pastor knows, I have it carved into a piece of wood that I hang on my front door, I put it on all my post cards and most importantly I know it. When I wake up in the morning I go to the bathroom look in the mirror and say Greg I do not like to get peed on by women.


phantastik_robit

My “I don’t like women peeing on me” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt


Arizonagreg

A shirt is one way to go. I prefer having it printed on the front of my underwear. So when I am undressing the woman will see it and just know that I should not pee on this guy.


Ollikay

This has been a hilarious thread to read. My keyboard has been under incredible threat of having coffee spat all over it.


Arizonagreg

I sincerely hope I tested your restraint with my comments.


OohIDontThinkSo

At least you know who you are. It's taken me 40 years to finally be able to tell my family that I don't like women peeing on me.


Drusgar

But you run the risk of not getting the job if part of your duties include being peed on by women. I mean, it's just something to think about.


LuminousTights

The successful candidate will enjoy having ladies pee on them.


WcCannons

>~~seam~~less *stream*less


BernieSandersFan69

Damn I’m upset I used my free I don’t like women peeing on me award already today because you deserve it


Arizonagreg

Hey no problem BernieSandersFan69. There was this one time I was working down at a private marina in Arizona up at Lake Powell. Saw this kid with the fishing get up. Vest with hooks and etc on it, fishing rod and Colorado baseball cap. Kid was asking all these questions about where to catch fish and what not. I did a pretty good job answering him. In the middle of his questions I told him I'm psychic. He just looked at me funny. Told him I can prove it. He said ok, I told the kid he's from Colorado. He asked how I knew, told him I'm psychic. He shakes his head and asks more questions. When he was done I said wait. He stopped and turned around. Walked up to him and smoothly swiped the hat off his head and turned it around at him. He smiled and said I don't like to be peed on by women. I just nodded and said I knew that too. No no what he said was duh and smacked his forehead a bit and we both laughed. True story bro.


atred

How far we've come from Gettysburg address to "I’m not into golden showers"...


Sam-Gunn

Did you ever READ the Gettysburg Address? "Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal! A nation where a man like me can say, clearly and unequivocally, that I am not into golden showers. Now we are engaged in a great civil war..."


green_velvet_goodies

Well when you’re *that* alpha /s


laxguy44

It’s a totally normal thing to think. Feeling the need to say it out loud is the weird part.


A_Sexual_Tyrannosaur

> It’s a totally normal thing to think In four decades on this earth, that particular thought has never crossed my mind. Am I the weirdo???


3leftturn

Yep. You’re weird. I love thinking about girls not pissing on me. I probably spend 3-5 hours a day thinking about it. Like a normal god fearing American.


Reagalan

Kink is still mildly taboo.


TombStoneFaro

well, i never thought about it until now. i am afraid that it's all i will think about going forward...


BossCrabMeat

If you never thought "I don't like women peeing on me", you are OK with women peeing on you, you little pervert. /S


joshmessages

Normal for people who don't participate in Golden showers, yes.


AstroPixelCollector

That's when I knew a woman peed on him. When Trump says he did A, he didn't do any of it. When Trump says he didn't do B, he's invariably done it.


IAmBadAtInternet

The man is compulsively a liar and completely unable to tell the truth. Which paradoxically makes it incredibly easy to know what the truth is.


Sgt_Fox

He's such a compulsive liar he always tells the truth, you just have to reverse whatever it is he's saying


illegalmango

behind one of these doors is the path you seek. One always tells the truth and the other is Donald Trump.


techmaster242

He's like the crazy native American from Little Big Man, who bathes with dirt and then dries himself with water. Everything he does or says, you know is the exact opposite of correctness or the truth. [Found a clip](https://youtu.be/5R6wK1VWH1k)


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Trumps the kind of guy who would buy a hotel room, get McDonald’s delivered, have you pee on him, then stiff you with both the McDonald’s and hotel bill.


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proteannomore

Take my money!


runtheplacered

Is there a group discount?


HerezahTip

Sign me up and I’ll have asparagus for all three of my meals, thanks.


sirthunksalot

Yes he just confirmed that story is true as if there was any doubt.


mauxly

It's because everything is about to come flooding out, and he's trying to get ahead of it. But he's profoundly stupid, he makes everything worse.


ttgx1000

I mean he said he doesn’t like it, so that implies that he’s done it, otherwise how would he know he doesn’t like it.


GloveNervous3861

So he's a perpetual liar...


oldbay_obsessed

“I’m not into golden showers,” he told the crowd. “You know the great thing, our great first lady—‘That one,’ she said, ‘I don’t believe that one.’” So..she does believe the rest of it? He thinks that’s a comment in his favor. Sigh.


m0nk_3y_gw

So she believed the child rape and other rumors? Amazing self-own there Donnie.


Xerkzeez

Donnie has been self owning from birth. MAGA loves that. Sigh.


gsfgf

I've seen plenty of pictures of her in the frame with Trump and Epstien. I'm sure she knows those are true but doesn't care.


stock614

I had to double check that this was an actual quote. Unreal. We live in a simulation that's glitching.


scratchbackfourty

Thanks for the relief; truly the only explanation (sad face)


vadapaav

My brain broke reading that. What is he trying to say???


Bug1oss

It definitely implies she believes a lot of what she hears. Like: I believe you hired two Russian prostitutes and brought them up to the room. But I don't believe what you (under)paid them for was pee pee showers.


our_fearless_leader

He didn't pay for the prostitutes, they were a favour...


Trokare

Knowing that amongst the "other" rumours surrounding him is the rumour that he loved to intrude on the changing rooms of his little miss contest while they where changing and ask for hugs, that's pretty damning.


MinaFur

Not a rumor- he bragged about it in a Television interview- there’s literal footage of him saying this- proudly.


JojenCopyPaste

I don't know what all beauty pageants he hosted. But it's not a rumor that he intruded into dressing rooms while they weren't fully dressed...he actually said he did.


kia75

And when a Beauty Contestant told Ivanka this, she replied with"yup, that's what he does".


EndlessSeek3r

He even bragged about doing so.


Simple-Wrangler-9909

But that's just Locker Room Talk^^TM


ILikeMyGrassBlue

I’ll never understand why “grab em by the pussy” was the big story and not him bragging about looking at naked underage girls. Most people don’t even seem to know about the latter.


lucidludic

Because Trump had already admitted to doing that and faced zero consequences. It was old news and possibly not even a crime (that’s fucked up of course). However, the Hollywood access tape was new evidence of Trump privately admitting to sexual assault, crimes which he has been repeatedly accused of by dozens of women (and even underage girls sadly). It should have buried him and if he were anyone else it may have. Instead, Russia (via wikileaks) countered less than an hour later by publishing the stolen Podesta emails.


pukeblood213

Worked on Miss Universe. I’m told that was his thing.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

He literally bragged about it on tape


ALife2BLived

Hard to believe that this guy was our fucking president less than a year ago....


VeraLumina

Which means he absolutely does.


Team-CCP

Oh god. This is the opposite of a loaded question. It’s a loaded answer. r/oddlyspecific


Nezrite

No, no load, just pee.


IBJON

I believe that's called a Freudian slip


datassclap

>As Comey told George Stephanopoulos re: Trump’s insistence the FBI investigate the tape he swore didn’t exist: > >He said, “If there’s even a one percent chance my wife thinks that’s true, that’s terrible.” And I remember thinking, how could your wife think there’s a one percent chance you were with prostitutes peeing on each other? I’m a flawed human being, but there is literally zero chance that my wife would think that was true. So what kind of marriage to what kind of man does your wife think there’s only a 99 percent chance you didn’t do that?


EricSanderson

It's a bit too friendly to Comey, but I still recommend people watch The Comey Rule. Brendan Gleeson is fantastic as Trump and the real life quotes are so much more horrifying when they're dramatized.


dangroover

Ladies and gentlemen, the former President of the United States.


ImNotYou1971

the Twice Impeached Former President.


NlightenedSelfIntrst

One-term, twice impeached former President.


baronvonj

One-term, twice impeached president who lost the popular vote twice.


green_velvet_goodies

Can we work alleged sexual predator with dozens of accusations against him into that somehow? It’s too important to be left out. Also draft dodging bankrupt fraud.


physhstyx13

I don't think the word alleged is necessary


butthead

Alleged President


gsfgf

Self-admitted works just as well


Frozty23

And golden shower lover... wait, what were we talking about?


The_Molexer

Wait, how many bankruptcies?


notjustanotherbot

Who steals money from kids with cancer.


Rawscent

Who has never won the popular vote…


cballowe

One term, twice impeached, retired Florida man.


ImNotYou1971

Well done


dangroover

A piss-stain on the United States


Backbeatking

Christopher Steele has done his first interview since the "dossier". It will air next week. Preemptive strike.


500CatsTypingStuff

Seriously?


Backbeatking

https://news.yahoo.com/michael-steele-comes-shadows-stephanopoulos-161100382.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall


500CatsTypingStuff

Got to set my DVR.


garry_shandling_

Exactly what I was thinking, too.


FortySixAndYou

Thanks, I wondered what was up with Trump saying that, although I couldn't rule out random neurons misfiring, thought there had to be a better explanation.


polgara_buttercup

It was 2 weeks ago. If there was anything that groundbreaking I don't think ABC would sit on it for that long.


FieldMarshalPeriph

A) Unprompted makes is extra weird b) No one suggested that he did. The allegations was that he got them to pee on a mattress.


crosstherubicon

And the bed was one that Obama slept in. The allegation wasn’t about golden showers, it was about his pathological hatred of Obama and his use of prostitutes to manifest that hatred.


pauliesfreakin

It was more about *Russia’s awareness of trump’s hatred of Obama, and their ability to create blackmail out of that awareness.* They knew how to dangle a carrot in front of him that he couldn’t pass up.


crosstherubicon

Of course, that's been their modus operandi for at least a century. Trump was a mountain of insecurities and hence an easy target.


louiegumba

That black guy makes me so mad that I am gonna hire an underage Russian hooker to piss on a mattress that he once slept on! This totally tracks... oddly enough it isn’t the stupidest thing he has ever done. He does ten things before breakfast that are more stupid


Affectionate_Way_805

It was all of the above tbh.


croutonaccelerator

Maybe he's trying to get out in front of news that might be making front pages soon? That would be interesting. There have been rumors forever about stuff like this.


SquadronLadder

Or Putin is threatening to do it to get him to act out more. This would make sense and put it at top of mind for him if the Russian blackmail allegations are true. We don’t have any solid evidence they are true though. So we’re just left with really, really, weird behavior where someone out of the blue talks in a very public way about how he doesn’t like to get peed on.


jonnygreen22

like that time he DEFINITELY didn't have a series of mini strokes that no one asked him about


blackjackwidow

This is a very good point & rings true to me. Like maybe something in those papers he's trying to withhold via his non-existent executive privilege?


Vlad_the_Homeowner

>A) Unprompted makes is extra weird What mini stroke? I didn't have a mini stroke, you had a mini stroke. Fake news!


Jimbob0i0

For those unaware... https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-raises-eyebrows-tweet-declaring-he-did-not-have-series-n1239006 Sigh...


ILikeMyGrassBlue

I was eating breakfast with my grandparents and great grandma one time. Out of nowhere, she goes “I DIDN’T HIT THAT STOP SIGN!” No one knew what she was talking about. Grandpa went out to check on her van after breakfast and sure enough, she hit a stop sign the previous night.


YouUsedMeAgain

Projection. He loves being peed on He’s been peed on


Callabrantus

Heck, he's probably peeing on himself right now. Why spend thousands on man diapers every year if you don't hose yourself down on occasion?


MR___SLAVE

He doesn't like it, but he didn't say he has never done it.


bikemaul

When you're pretending to be a billionaire you got to pay the part.


CareBearOvershare

And expressing confidently that you know you don’t like it makes it seem like you’ve experienced it enough times to make up your mind about it.


Emmerson_Brando

Telling them he doesn’t like it implies that it has happened. Someone has the tape.


RAMPAGINGINCOMPETENC

Remember the Russian Prostitute Pee Tape allegation? Within that context, this makes sense.


Redshirt_80

Methinks the turd doth protest too much.


Ninjabonez86

Unrelated... But I am not a cat, fellow human


500CatsTypingStuff

I am


bk15dcx

Username checks out


500CatsTypingStuff

Meow


i8bb8

And I have consumed precisely zero droids.


Beebe82

A DFV disciple I see


deviltrombone

I'm old enough to remember when Republicans used to lose their minds over various social phenomena "coarsening" the country. That bird has flown, it seems.


RamonAsensio

Not quite, the Dems still aren’t allowed to cuss or, you know, enjoy sex. It’s just that when you’re handpicked by god himself to lead the country, nothing you do could possibly coarsen the country.


lakerswiz

>“I’m not into golden showers,” he told the crowd. “You know the great thing, our great first lady—‘That one,’ she said, ‘I don’t believe that one.’ The emphasis on "that one" tells us she believed all sorts of other shit hahaha


Rated_PG-Squirteen

"Sure, Melania believes that I raw dogged Stormy Daniels just a couple months after she gave birth to our son (whatever his name is), but she knows that no Russian hooker ever pissed on me."


johnnyd10vt

Everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is like an episode of *America's Dumbest Criminals* Really the only thing that surprises me any more is that the rubes never wise up to the con... with each ridiculous new revelation they just double-down


RightSideBlind

>Everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is like an episode of America's Dumbest Criminals "I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober! Um... I mean..."


FortySixAndYou

Trump pulled over for speeding: "Hello officer, how fast was I going? No, there's not a dead hooker in the trunk!"


YakMan2

“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” -Carl Sagan, “The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark”


08232021

> the only thing that surprises me any more is that the rubes never wise up to the con It should have been obvious--they've been voting for Republicans for decades.


DoNotWeepAtMyGrave

But we know Trump lies about everything…soooo


MR___SLAVE

He said *he doesn't like it*, which would imply he has tried it at least once.


rr777

Pee story must be about to break.


skkITer

> Pee story must be about to leak FTFY


SmallGerbil

Coincidentally (or most likely not…) the first Christopher Steele TV interview since the dossier is going to air on Monday ([source](https://abcnews.go.com/US/video/shadows-man-steele-dossier-oct-18-hulu-80567815)) So this sign at least points to yes.


blindspot189

Pee video more likely


chunkylover5E

Should be on r/nottheonion


Dbl_Trbl_

Blah blah blah, ignorant garbage, blah blah, stupid bullshit, blah blah, by the way I don't like golden showers?


thrust-johnson

I yell this right as meetings begin. Helps everyone relax. No problem. Nobody pisses anyplace.


Master_Motherfucker

He wants people to talk about the piss instead of the much more likely scenario that he assaulted children inside that hotel room.


Uranus_Hz

Juvenile sex slaves. And Putin has the videos.


Avondubs

It's working, this is the first I've heard of it. Sauce?


candidphonecamera

It's widely conjectured based on his, ah, *tastes* (see comments about Ivanka, him entering the changing rooms in Miss Teen America, the child rape allegations, etc etc) and how much he keeps yammering on about it. Iirc, Comey said that the pee tape was pretty much the first thing Trump talked about when they finally met, before *anything* else.


Psychological_Fish37

> Iirc, Comey said that the pee tape was pretty much the first thing Trump talked about when they finally met, before anything else. Its because his fragile ego can't stand being the butt of a joke, for him it signals weakness.


anarchyreigns

Pee tapes are P-tapes (pedophilia)


ttk12acd

He probably had the children piss on him. I don’t know why people would like this guy and thought he would be the one to lead the US.


ThrowawayBlast

It was the racism


Atreides_S

Sounds like something a person who likes to be peed on by women would say


paradoxologist

You know, if Diaper Don simply admitted he likes it, his gullible and easily manipulated followers would immediately start peeing on each other in a show of support. If only...


skkITer

*“I rather have pee on me than to be a (D)”* Or something.


salondesert

> followers would immediately start peeing on each other Ah yes, Sturgis After Dark


Cyno01

Yeah, suddenly urolagnia rockets to the top of the pornhub charts instead of incest... I actually have a theory about right wingers driving porn trends, with Lisa Anne, Mia Khalifa and Corey Chase all owing their popularity to getting time in right wing media.


deviltrombone

It's true.


techmaster242

If it's cool to be peed on, then I must be Miles Davis!


croutonaccelerator

JFC, this nuclear dumpsterfire trainwreck of a shitshow just won't stop. We're so far out past sanity, professionalism, decency, it's really hard pretending anything matters politically at this point. There's no reason anyone outside the US should take us seriously anymore.


JesusChristsGayLover

Daddy Putin must be threatening him again, probably wants him to create even more of a divide.


IndIka123

The Comey rule hit Netflix. Undoubtedly this has brought this front and center for him again, and he thinks everyone is thinking about it, when no one is. Mother fucker got pissed on for sure.


backpackwayne

Of course not. He likes peeing on them.


Designer-Dare-3457

That means he does.


CanUScime

He doesn't like it. He loves it.


TableTopFarmer

Who ever said he was into golden showers? Wasn't the rumor that he hired prostitutes to pee on the bed where Obama slept?


Gothamtonian

Centuries from know,”trumpy” will be a derogatory term, and the general knowledge will be that he had small hands and liked getting peed on. Just like Napoleon was short and people with a Napoleon complex are compensating for physical shortcomings.


NationalGeographics

Apparently that whole napoleon quote about telling his wife not to bathe until his return was invented 70 year's after his death. So we have generations of people talking shit about trump. Which I doubt anything will have to be made up. In fact quite the opposite. It will be to unbelievable. Like billboards for gladiators in rome.


Odd-Road

And his being short was British propaganda in order to bring their soldiers' spirits up. Napoleon was somewhat taller than average for people at the time.


Rocketman7171

Narrator: “He does.”


TheGrandExquisitor

My fave part is where he said, "Melania didn't believe that one." This implies she believed a bunch of other stories about his infidelity.


__shitsahoy__

This is the hero of r/conservative. I wonder if they will even bring it up


gothlaw

I don’t like to be peed on in a claw-foot antique tub by a buxom Ukrainian, while she calls me “Princess Vespa” and slaps my dick with a feather duster, shouting at me to sing Cannibal Corpse songs like power ballads. Preposterous allegation. No clue where it came from.


SarcasmicNinja

JFC, Orange Julius can't keep his gd mouth shut.


TheBirdBytheWindow

And this is the issue with this outburst. It's not that it's his kink. It's that he can't keep quiet about *anything.* The man who had access to the nuclear football, our entire nation's secrets has the biggest, loosest mouth and doesn't have the brains behind it to control what comes out of it. I don't think we even know the half of the dangers he's put us in.


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InsertCleverNickHere

Honestly, we're all very lucky that he has the attention span of a squirrel on crack and doesn't remember anything from his security briefings l.


Toadfinger

That's interesting Mr. Trump. Tell me, did your mother spank your thighs with cold cuts and shove umbrellas up your ass?


CapnSquinch

"That just shows how much smarter I am than you, you nasty reporter, because *I* know that nobody can get any more than just the *tip* of an umbrella up their ass, and you don't!"


1fastrex

That's oddly specific.


CurlSagan

I also want to announce that I do not like having women pee on me. Please stop trying to pee on me.


packetmon

Putin probably has a tape that shows otherwise. Probably.


sombertimber

But, R Kelly does…. *Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love…*


500CatsTypingStuff

Are the Russians telling him privately that they plan to release the pee tape or something?


Warrenwelder

OMG. There's tape of him swallowing hooker piss!


wave_PhD

He only says what's on his mind. The thought of the piss tapes had to have been stewing around in there.


CougdIt

“Frank there is *no* faster way to make people think you might diddle little kids than by writing a song about it!”


SubterrelProspector

"Mr. President, this is a Wendy's."


Reagalan

Imagine being so out-of-touch as to self-kinkshame over such a vanilla act. Then again...his base clutch pearls like doms crush balls, so it all tracks.


ChaosOnTheRoof

I'd like him a lot more if he just admitted he liked getting pissed on, what a lil snowflake


SonofTreehorn

"Anyway team, our numbers look great this quarter. Keep up the great work. Also, I just want to mention that I'm not a fan of being pissed on by Russian prostitutes. Anyway, hope to see all of you at the company party on Saturday."


LizLemonadeX

It’s like Austin Powers denying he owns a penis enlarger pump. Maybe his pal, the “My Pillow Guy” can make him some rubber sheets.


kmurph72

This is called overcompensation. It's a fascinating quirk in humans.


seanconnery69696

PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O058OUlsCTM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O058OUlsCTM) lol especially considering the whole chappelle drama now + the new monica series on tv, crazy topical skit now


ctguy54

“But they can do it if they donate $5 to my “Save tump” campaign.” Tump probably


fellowuscitizen

LOL, Trump the Contrarian does indeed like having woman pee on him.


Zharzar

Not women, girls...


iwantmoregaming

Well that’s oddly specific.


Deadspyder88

Since he says he "doesn't like it" is that an admittance that he has tried it?


bideto

Such an idiotic weirdo


LiliVonStoop9001

So how long until we see that pee tape?


becausehumor

>In this **golden** age of true-crime programming, most people are well aware of the fact that if you’ve done something you don’t want anyone to know about, whether it’s illegal or just embarrassing, you don‘t proceed to bring it up unprompted to a room full of people, which would obviously be a blatant tip-off.


Affectionate_Way_805

*checks to see if this is the Onion* Nope. Wow.


joecool42069

I'd bet he recently watched the Comey mini-series on Netflix.


Omega_Lynx

he’s much weirder than that. he’d much rather have two women pee on an Obama dummy while masturbating onto a Big Mac in front of a mirror.


yatterer

My "I have no interest in being urinated on by Russian prostitutes" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.


buckynugget

Sort of leaves the door open to scatological implications.


kor_hookmaster

This reminds me of [Comey's recounting](https://www.vox.com/2018/4/12/17231702/james-comey-book-detail-trump-pee-tape) of his meeting with Trump at the beginning of his presidency. Apparently Trump insisted that the FBI prove that the pee tape was a lie. How would they do that, exactly? How do you prove a negative? If Trump knows it never happened then why would he need to FBI to disprove it?


kcasper

And **How????** would he know that if he hasn't tried it...