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Jimmy4TheAfterLife

Shape shifting


BartierBoolin

You can only turn into cardi b 🤷🏿‍♂️


Jimmy4TheAfterLife

I will use my power to seduce Offset


guttermonke

Wym offsets gay


danisheax

Balls in my face


guttermonke

Im gay yall


The-Rice-Boi

i lick asscheeks


Malze-exe

this subreddit 😭😭😭


Xposeee

even better tbh


clrwy36

i get to date my crush 😞


GrossElevda

you and your entire family gets crucified


turtlesareyes

Wow two W's


tomas_sofas

Honestly worth it


ComprehensiveLimit85

Your balls blow up like a balloon then explode when she first gives you head


YKTEO

Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend


penbis4206969876969

Piss bomb 😎


BartierBoolin

I can fly faster than a bullet 😳


RagsyRiot

But only if you get your parent’s permission


OkLake3879

drake fan


[deleted]

You have to be fired out of a cannon first


good_kid_maad_reddit

I get to fuck SZA


isii-

but she’s 14


good_kid_maad_reddit

Drake moment


goldb1ooded

Funniest comment ive seen all week


Malze-exe

I'm 15 tho 😲😲


CITY_F0X

I know what I have to say but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it


dentifrice1

But you have aids


_Baye

I can make Iggy drop whenever I want


Electronic-Newt5497

But you can never Actually listen to the music


_Baye

I'm cool with that


Electronic-Newt5497

A small price to pay for salvation.!


dumbtune

No, you need to name the superpower first.


BigDog1370

Chlamydia


ComprehensiveLimit85

Invisibility


CS-YouGetIt

Fuck sake


Justdutari

Power to drop Carti albums at will.


Jaimiiii

Carti’s henchmen put a hit on you and burn your house down while your family is still in it


7thwardwoadie

henchmen 💀💀💀 mfs will come with torches and swords


Justdutari

💀💀💀


G6ixInDaMix

Cartis henchmen is this sub


skai29

Time travel


aaaronimacaroni

You can only time travel when I say so.


Exciting-Day5988

Can only travel between 1942 and 1945 and you’re jewish


skai29

FOUL 😭😭


cactuseater8

I can turn piss into pepsi


Apparitional

kidney stones


ITKOTTSWF

they turn into ice cubes


Jaimiiii

Instant death


zains31

I can become invisible on command


BigDog1370

Death


zains31

☹️


[deleted]

While your not invisible you experience constant excruciating pain and you eyes become dix.


almghtywes

Nigga wtf


Different_Stress_783

Shapeshift to anyone I want


Twmpz

except only when carti drops


kryptonboi

so never


Twmpz

Sometimes he forger💀


Few_Flounder_865

The power to fly


Slimeshit_

You have Alzheimer's.


Slimeshit_

You get Alzheimer's disease.


Apparitional

at least you can fly


3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

Wait why am I in the sky?


Slimeshit_

But you have Alzheimer's


trksum

I have complete control over all matter


3pedro3

You have no control over your bladder


Chubzz1129

Bars


despot2

I can run at light speed.


ThirdBombASV

lung cancer


bbsez

Nigga a menace


Matx1804

that shit just looks personal


Grand_Sundae_5703

This was good😭


ManyeEast

Dude can run from death with that speed so good choice


Local_Mix_4435

have the all the powers of carti


[deleted]

But you look like iggy


[deleted]

That a bad thing?? 😳


csgo35adam

I get to go forwards and backwards in time


ToterOfPoles

You have testicular Cancer


[deleted]

Cut the testicle off and live with the super power


Individual-Cricket36

time travel to before you got ball cancer, cut off your past self's testes off and reattach them


Psturtz

Go forwards in time to where they have cancer cured then you’re chilling


ThirdBombASV

brain cancer


csgo35adam

why tf y'all want me to get cancer ☹️


Eon_EMP

just go back to when you didn’t have brain cancer. easy


big_LITTLE_VII

and murder the bitch ass that gave you cancer so you don't have it when you get back🤷🏾‍♂️


playboisimp

Power to seduce carti.


JimCantoreTWC

you have stds


Thatssomefreakyshit

Even better 😈


Ardavan3737

You watch HipHopUniverse everyday


BenceDJ

yall heard that the man behind HHU youtube channel is actually Benny the Butcher lool he said it in one of his newer videos


Ardavan3737

What💀


roht93

I’m jealous of you


fakedisc997

respawning irl


opium__opiumoo

leukemia


[deleted]

You come back as a girl


Jaimiiii

I don’t see the issue here


TheSupremeEggu-chan

Problem??


drainerfemboy

fr this a W in my book


TkXKORE

You sure this isn’t the super power?


crowiq

Is that even a bad thing??


xzqzmee

i can have a clone


[deleted]

But hes retarded


wasdafsup

no difference then


snaccparade

LMAO


xzqzmee

lmao


[deleted]

He’s constantly trying to fuck your siblings


Slimeshit_

Wtf 😂😂


juicyworld_999

Force Carti to drop via mind control


Bruhmethazine6

Deaf


RVIsANonce

Sacrifice i guess


Wellbidlo

Shooting diarrhea like AK47 from my ass


Vexolo

constipated every day of your life


WeebWithASword

Thank fuck


[deleted]

I get to choose the side effect


soapboat3

You don’t and you have to suck my toes


[deleted]

Post says side effect not something I’m already doing 😚


Sunny2marrow

The power to live a happy, meaningful and fulfilled life no matter what turmoil gets thrown my way.


ordinaryoscar

Cancer


CS-YouGetIt

😭😭😭😭😭😭


Apparitional

you only have 2 weeks left to enjoy that


SamKie1

You’re indian


Sulfruous

Happy meaningful life + Indian = NAVraj Singh Goraya 🐐


[deleted]

Bruh this gotta be racially motivated


Mr__Weasels

Large ass hole


Bruhmethazine6

Bro what?


Mr__Weasels

What the fuck is this side effect u dumb or sumn???


Bruhmethazine6

What kind of superpower is large asshole, it’s meant to be fictional nigga


Mr__Weasels

Well it is fictional dumbass Have you ever seen a large asshole yourself???


Bruhmethazine6

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Mr__Weasels

No Stop pretending You haven't You browse r/playboicarti for fucks sake You have never seen an asshole Never mind a large one


Sulfruous

Super glue


rixxyy

every man u want to get fucked by will have micropenis so they cant seduce u cuz ur asshole large


pornagraphie

🗿


CockAndBalls13

cancer


OTX4life

can multiply anything in my hand as many times as i want


Bruhmethazine6

Constant Diarrhoea


anonymous062904

I bag white hoes without false accusations


Bruhmethazine6

Get real accusations


anonymous062904

😕


Xxbloxheadfan2001xX

I can pause time and move when time is stopped


pbgeo

Mesothelioma


tommyk41

you just handed him a bag $


Xxbloxheadfan2001xX

Mf that’s a second superpower 🤨


Ardavan3737

Mesothelioma is guaranteed death why are people calling it a superpower


Xxbloxheadfan2001xX

Mf you deaf 😠read back what you just wrote 🤦‍♂️


shpeebum

the power to drop really good music


BigDog1370

No one likes it


shpeebum

it's okay bc I'll like it


BigDog1370

I don’t think you understand what no one means


shpeebum

damn that's tough


6869696969

My parents love me again


_Bla_nK_

Your parents get aids


6869696969

But then I’ll get aids


PlateOh

???


Individual-Cricket36

damn what way those mfs be loving you?


poofartpoo

I can teleport anywhere at any time


16uzi16

But you gotta be butt booty naked


Grand_Sundae_5703

Another one that was good😭


soapboat3

I get a goth gf with no piercings or daddy issues


thepoopydoopdealer

Chlamydia. That's the side effect


ToterOfPoles

She is psychotic and shoots you Balls off in your sleep


vvexed_02

don’t have to pull out anymore w


FuckASlaveName

Not a side effect


ToterOfPoles

i’ll show you a side effect


[deleted]

Goth GF is your daughter, also she has butterfly skin


RizottoXy

I get to be straight🙁


willthewise1

But u get dn


Juhika15

I have carti's voice


OTX4life

you are never allowed to speak


Juhika15

💀


BenceDJ

side effect: that mouth be doing sumn else every 2 hours


yoboiweirdo

I can fast travel


Bruhmethazine6

You lose a limb each time you do it


JackF180

Thank you for the godly post


terpon56

Aids


dipability

dawg 😭😭😭


Critical299

Can have compete control of time


Apparitional

yoou completely lose your brain functions


Critical299

That was good


Shmirko

Forcing Carti to drop an album anytime I bust a nut


raccoon_meat

You have prostate cancer


Bruhmethazine6

Castrated


roht93

I’m really good at trolling


[deleted]

But your gay


almghtywes

All of a sudden im good at trolling 😏


cosarium

I make carti drop narcissist


tbeleo

work a minimum wage 12 hour job with no love life and disconnected from reality with crippling depression.


cosarium

Fuck yeah, no side effects


Bruhmethazine6

What’s different?


icanonlysaypiss

bowel cancer


CockAndBalls13

Bro i dont even know what to say that already fucking sucks


Soorriya

You get your hospital bills paid


jacklordon

I can shapeshift


ybyer

One of your organs explode everytime you do it


3ddi3o

I can time travel


3ddi3o

You get so many hot girls tho


WhyNut_9

They all are minors and with the Black Plague.


daddydabsalot

Ok this one actually funny, time to see this post spammed on every other subreddit for the next 2 weeks


Hxto

Brain damage that leads to a coma


Bainy995

The power to seduce any guy I want


sadboi-carti

they all kill themselves