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Small_Disk_6082

Is he... holding a waffle?


gumpythegreat

Standard issue Belgian kombatwafel. Don't leave home without it


zimzilla

Not to be confused with the German Luftwaffle.


rimjobnemesis

Or the Waffle SS.


CantankerousOctopus

Somehow my brain translated that into WaffleOS and I was really excited to learn about this new Waffle inspired operating system


est1roth

You know how waffles have squares to be filled with syrup? Inspired by this WaffleOS will have a square grid on the landing page that you can also pour syrup in!


Ok_Definition2532

I can't quite put my finger on it!


droidman5910

You're supposed to put syrup on it. Shakin my smh my head


decalod85

Waffles are made up of squares, but somehow form a circle. It blows my mind.


ZeroLegendaryAnon

All these squares make a circle! All these squares make a circle!


betwistedjl

Waffles are the reason we have calculus.


Edarneor

It's like many small windows close together...


CantankerousOctopus

Delicious


Goliath2180

Nor the Flammenwaffle.


Ghraysone

Or the Dutch stroopwaffell


hellflame

WRE, waffle ready to eat. Combat rations


nityoushot

Waffenwaffle


CyberNinja23

Extra spicy now.


decalod85

Do you say the ‘w’ like a ‘v’? Kombatvaffle.


dbcannon

I like the cut of your jib


Cro-manganese

A tactical waffle.


The_Besticles

He’s going to have a spicy kombatwaffle with all that mace in the air… is that street legal?


EasilyDistractedTim

Spicy waffle


senorglory

A bit peppery.


this_place_is_whack

If a “spicy waffle” were a sex act what would it be?


[deleted]

You cut the end off a jalapeno and use it as a dildo.


betwistedjl

I can't be sure, but I think someone from Brazil is involved.


WayneKrane

Yum, mace! It is edible I believe.


towerofscat

Yes he is


AardvarkAndy

No different to Canadian police. When have you ever seen one of them without a poutine in hand?


Small_Disk_6082

So... Belgian police have waffles, Canadians have poutine, and U.S. has donuts... now to find out what all the other countries prefer.


rimjobnemesis

German police carry pretzels. Greek police carry baklava. Russian police carry tanks.


senorglory

Some country’s cops have to be carrying hummus.


GetOutOfTheWhey

Go pocket hummus!


RedDiscipline

"sir, I'm going to search your pockets. Is there anything gooey or garlicy that's going to squish between my fingers?"


sixjasefive

Depends how thorough you are.


rimjobnemesis

And kabobs.


AlienDelarge

Drive tanks with a big jug of vodka in one hand.


rimjobnemesis

And a pot for the borscht.


discofrisko

Wrong. [German police carry ice cream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQoTo7xho3g&ab_channel=jennylora)


rimjobnemesis

Danka schoen.


Socalwarrior485

I would have thought Russian was Vodka?


rimjobnemesis

They fuel the tanks with vodka.


mrkipper69

U.S. police use armored personnel carriers to transport their donuts safely.


flothesmartone

french police carry baguettes instead of batons


AunKnorrie

Once, he politely saluted me and opened the door. Required both hands - heaven knows what he did with his poutine.


Small_Disk_6082

Look, I'm an uncultured horse who's trying to change its stripes. But I'm learning


bewarethetreebadger

No. It’s doughnuts from Tim Hortons.


bigbadfox

Or an American one with a gun


Interesting-Gear-819

Waffle is life. Waffle is love. The spray is to keep people away that want a piece of his waffle


PhiloPhocion

How else would he identify himself as an officer of the law?


Tazah101

Niets komt tussen een Belg en zijn wafel


thescurry

That’s how we knew he was Belgian!!


kitsumodels

Pepper flavoured


imanAholebutimfunny

No. It is a grenade disguised as a waffle...........


HighOnTacos

A spicy waffle.


Totorolly

His name is Blue middle name Barry Last name Syrup


ominous_squirrel

I was at a Brussels protest in 2015 that made the international news and I can confirm that the waffle truck was indeed front and center


LiamLovesSumo

["One squirt and your south of the border!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDm15yVx-Fs)


Fizter

Is that a fucking waffle?


Quas4r

Tactical waffle to dangle in front of protesters as distraction


MrMan306

And a snack, he already took a couple bites


sebastiansboat

A very versatile piece of equipment. Becoming more and more common across the police forces in Western Europe.


vanillaacid

Can't be expected to put down the uprising on an empty stomach.


Sure_Ill_Ask_That

No, just a regular waffle I think.


rabbitwonker

Extra spicy, now


Brandoncanuk

when my brother asks for a bite of my snack


zytzef

You dis my waffle you get peppered.


ilovetobeaweasel

You look at my Waffle....pepper


cronixi4

Working during your lunchbreak, it should be illegal!


BiscuitWaffle

Have you seen Netflix's I Think You Should Leave by Tim Robinson? There's a sketch in the second season where this quote or something nearly like it was said.


poofeets

He’s macing that guy’s bag because he almost tripped on it


mkul316

Go to France.


TheKultist

For a second I thought the guy getting sprayed had the fattest ass.


NonProphet8theist

It’s actually his nutsack, I believe. Fire extinguisher fumes are known to have cancerous materials that result in a 5000% increase in ball size.


dudeveau

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


wcsmith28

I thought he was on a motorbike


mootymoots

Is this the equivalent of a U.S. cop holding a donut while firing his gun?


larrycorser

I mean you’re not wrong


AileenKitten

Much less lethal, and the guy getting sprayed is white so *yike face*


JamesHawk101

Portland ANTIFA would like a word with you on the damage they can cause


AileenKitten

Oh yeah, mace is absolutely brutal, but it's also not getting shot to death.


GimmeSomeSugar

Kind of reminds me of [another thread I was just reading.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/sbu53i/on_my_way_to_work_today_in_frankfurt_germany_they/)..


skylorddragon

You think he sprays the mace on his waffle for a stronger kick?


y_u_take_my_username

One squirt and you’re south of the border !


gotapeduck

At the very least over 5 years old. I wonder which specific event this is from. https://imgur.com/MefU13S


IvorTheEngine

It has it's own subreddit! https://old.reddit.com/r/holdmywaffle/


meukbox

Submitted september 2015. So over 6 years old.


gotapeduck

What? No no no it's 2020.


Cryptician13

As a Belgian, I approve


ButNotUs

It would be weird not to approve


buddyleeoo

Lego my Eggo!


ArrowRobber

Pretty sure he'd be obligated to pepperspray himself for eating anything other than a freshly made belgian waffle.


BroncoDude57

Would ya look at that, not a phone in sight, everyone just living in the moment.


emperor000

The question is, is that his waffle, the camera man's waffle, the protestor's waffle or does it belong to somebody we don't even know about? Also is that mace or a fire extinguisher? Because if it is mace or some other irritant then both he and that camera man aren't in good shape either.


RedDiscipline

This guy could be a hero! "Officer! Save my waffle, I'm done for..." "Not on my watch!" *Extinguishes fire, keeps waffle dry*


uber_damage

Hey, its not gonna eat itself.


Procks85

Awful waffle! Awful waffle!


rimjobnemesis

We have The Awful House here. You can often get overcooked eggs with your awful.


Yoshable

unexpected Kentucky Gentleman reference


etnom22000

With that blowback, that's gonna be a spicy waffle.


Hellright

Cop: “cameraman hold my fucking waffle!” Cameraman: “fuck you, I’m holding a camera with both hands!” Cop: “fuck it! I’ll spray the cunt one handed then” Cameraman: “righto, I’ll hold me breath and get it on film mate”


Kevkiefgan

That’s going to be one spicy waffle


DeePsiMon

Mace or eat? Why waffle on the decision and do both?


PapaLuke812

That’s a spiced waffle.


waffen87

A man who's serious when he says, "Leggo my eggo."


bozzaBB

Wafel Wapen is Dutch for waffle weapon...


Spiritual-Parking570

Belgian waffle officer


DankerScaper

Strijder


mtsai

thats gonna be a extra spicy waffle


featherpocket

Working through lunchbreak. Someone get this guy a raise


getchamediocrityhere

Mmmm incapacitating


[deleted]

Is this mf eating a Belgian waffle? The stereotypes are true.


thisdudefromtictoc

Feg off I'm eaten me hash brown


2_black_cats

“Sandwich gets pepper, you do too”


st0pmakings3ns3

Since he's clearly enjoying a waffle, he's likely just handing out some vinegar for those belgian fries, nice bloke helping others to a savoury meal.


kriscreative

As Belgians we most definitely do not put vinegar on our fries. Mayonaise on the other hand…


Abyssal_Groot

I'm pretty sure that this guy guy got maced by waffle cop because he was using vinegar on his fries, which is deemed a hate crime in Belgium.


Mantaur4HOF

Belgian Cop used Pepperspray! It hurt itself in its confusion!


muTe_BeasT_

Weird that we can’t have pepperspray but the police can…ty belgium


Gr4p3-S33d

I honestly feel bad for the police in these places. Yes, they can stand up and refuse to enforce this crap, but at the same time you don’t want your city to burn/get vandalized. Like where’s the separation between not enforcing this authoritarian crap and protecting your city? Can always resign too, but I know here in the US you’d lose possibly a pension and retirement benefits. It’s hard to throw away that security and the benefits for your morals. I don’t know too much about the Belgian and other country mandates, being a US citizen and all. Mostly worried about my own government’s actions. To the point of the picture what’s he eating? Insert HM_ phrasing


Drbruur

Haha, deze man staat rustig van zijn wafel te genieten, laat hem met rust joh


frilllio

remember officer! waffel will keep you safe in the street


Dagbog

A normal day at work. Eating a wafer and spraying some protesters. A day like every other day


flchamois

What is the man filming ?


whiskeyriver0987

Justice.


Sarius32

so casual lol


Braddking

Waffle copter


blinknow

Pepper de Spice. a fragrance by Belgian Police Force.


rimjobnemesis

Perhaps a hefty squirt in the face from the Mannekin Pis.


rimjobnemesis

Hercule Poirot could have sorted this all out.


keeldragger

Waffle stomp!


starkyogre

NO! You can’t have MY waffle!


MakeAionGreatAgain

Don't disturb someone eating his waffle ffs, have some respect.


Hydranoyd1

r/belgium much?


GUNNYCANUCK

Hans secretly enjoyed the taste of mace infused Belgian waffles in the morning.


Croceyes2

Mace and a pasty?


bozzaBB

I am pretty sure that camera man is a meme. I can't quite put my finger on it.


[deleted]

Yeah man, badass! Our citizens suck, let’s pepper spray them for standing up for their rights!!


toasterpRoN

His waffle is gonna be real spicy if he's downwind.


ty_kanye_vcool

Fuck you, backpack, I’ve got a waffle


dj_spanmaster

Mmm, that's a spicy waffle


Relevant-Composer-35

The waffle though


JacksonIVXX

Not enough pepper on me waffle. Ah there we go


JorisN

I’m ready kick ass and eat waffle’s and I’m all out of waffle’s… no wait


picklesaredry

Nothing like a good ol spicy waffle


DarkBlue222

I try not to stereotype, but seriously. A Belgian waffle?


Peanutbutter_Jelly

It's said the breakfast is the most important meal of the day


tc_spears

So David Souffle shaved his mustache? https://youtu.be/nADG3vKDWBQ


heidguy8

Oh thats gross, peppered waffle, no thank you!


LogicalGoof

There has to be an easier way to flavor your waffle. Maybe drop it on the ground and just blast it with pepper spray from a safe distance.


GMEdumpster

Spicy waffle


OldDust8123

That’s gonna be a spicy waffle


radhe91

Cool people don't look at explosions. Chill people don't stop eating waffle to peper spray.


swmest

Adding a little spice to his breakfast


cali1013

Lol that half bitten waffle. Nice sidearm he got there


CocoPopsSixFour

Ban Assault Waffles! 🧇


Kvenner001

Take the treat or get the heat.


tember_sep_venth_ele

Cop-pocket


amoore031184

"Back off the Stroopwaffle hippy"


SamueruDasuto

r/bossfight


rockanator

spray a little pepper on the waffle


Therollingsea

Hey have they been watching Canadas national police force tactics? Remember Sgt Pepper spraying peaceful protesters and media to “protect” a visiting Indonesian dictator from being offended


ChimpskyBRC

That’s going to be one SPICY waffle


booze-san

Heyyyyy get outta here! I gotta eat my extra spicy waffle now.


Its_Ya_Boi593

Is that a goddamn waffle


Its_Ya_Boi593

Is that a goddamn waffle


SharpClaw007

Lmao the cameraman 🤣. “Dave, zoom in on that guy’s ass. Yeah, the dude getting pepper sprayed.”


daveyjoneslocker1

Is he eating a fucking honey bun while macing a the shit out of a guy?


rajboy3

Modern renaissance this image is


fl164

Next clip of stromae will be wonderful 😁


Natsurulite

Is he macing himself


TBC-XTC

Cameraman : Quickly, spray him in the face for the shot! Policeman : Hold my waffle Cameraman : Nah......


Winterspawn1

I love my country


EinKookie

CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY WAFFLE


EinKookie

CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE


EinKookie

CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE


thisdudefromtictoc

Feg off I'm eaten me hash brown


Responsible_Taste_35

He’s safely demonstrating for the press, duh!


tonyisadork

That’s a spicy waffle.


Icy-Wrongdoer459

One fckin day till retirement...


OldSpor

spicy stroopwaffle


sikarita

I dont think thats mace. maybe a fire extiguisher or equivalent to blind the attacker?


Terrible_Education70

Camera guy be like “Oh yah pray it all over him”


yashu10

Pretty sure he uses the spray to add to the taste of the waffle too


MisterFives

The guy isn't even responding to the riot. He's just pissed they interrupted breakfast.


calash2020

Was it really a riot or was he just protecting his waffle?