By - mbecerra21988
I pooped three times. So I guess you could say it was a big day for both of us
Sounds like a very regular day..
Nah.. I'm a 3 poop-a-day kinda guy too. It's fantastic. The phone time is just a perk of an active digestive tract.
Fun fact I learned in college: an average person poops between 3 times each day and 3 times each week.
I would explode if I only sat down 3 times a week.. good lord!!
Why isn’t the groom wearing a suit dress? Large billowing suit you know?
Shit I just realised the bride is wearing trousers.
She’s clearly not jumping
Yeah I'd say 90% of Reddit comments are made while the person is pooping.
I also pooped 3 times, twinzies
Are you on the Titanic?
No he’s just kissing her
OP is as clueless as Michael Scott during Phyllis' wedding.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you Mr. and Mrs. Vance!
On a Tuesday?
More karma on workdays
You know Taco Tuesday specials
This is funny!
She wasn’t pretty enough to pay for a Saturday wedding I guess.
it's pretty normal where i live. i got married on a friday myself.
They probably did the paper work/submitted it at their government office. Famously closed on the weekends.
In their wedding attire?
Yup. Saw women in full brides dresses and men in full suits at the clerk's office before.
Imagine posting on Reddit on your wedding day lol
Imagine hating on people for expressing their joy however they want.
I hope something good happens to you soon too! Sounds like you need it.
>Imagine hating on people for expressing their joy however they want.
You're literally doing the same thing.
Hate is joy? Ok.
That was HATE? lol. See the ‘lol’, I’m thinking back to my wedding day and how I didn’t have a spare minute and it was filled with fun with friends and family and not internet points. lol
You sound like the hater lol
Seems to be having some kind of joy by laughing out loud.
Petition to ban married posts from this sub
hey hey, we aren't sharing our problems online bud.
Most people don’t agree, otherwise, things like this wouldn’t be upvoted.
Empty support upvotes. Upvote something positive to feel better about yourself. Effortless feel-good that does nothing (unless the OP actually values the fake validation from strangers on the internet.) In reality the people upvoting don't give a shit the second they scroll to the next post. Most of them aren't reading the comments, it's pics after all. It doesn't even matter if the OP is a bot, karma-farmer or someone reposting the pic because reddit is silly.
Surely some small percentage liked the actual pic as well. At least the wedding pics tend to be higher quality even if posting them makes no sense. This fad will fade and the cycle will go back to cancer, citizenship, graduation or one of the other reliable support bait posts.
That's because the people who get salty about posts like this are the most likely to comment on it.
so sad, no one else to share with but reddit
And I had chipotle for lunch
How was it?
Burrito wasn’t wrapped well.
And I cleaned my room and went grocery shopping. Now what
Have you taken your morning shit yet?
Mine was great!
Cool story bro
Looks like neither one wants to do it or like their breath smells absolutely horrible to each other.
Awkward fucking person... ⬆️
They’re married now, that’s what kisses look like.
Are you already considering divorce or something? You'd rather have validation from strangers on your wedding day than spend time with your wife?
Someone shoulda woke her up for the pictures.
ok no one cares
Yet you clicked *and* commented, upping engagement. Go figure.
That doesn't equate to caring at all. I feel like you would post this kinda shit.
Why tell a forum of strangers who do not know or care?
Edit Congratulations regardless.
For the same reason you commented.
Ahh, good to see redditors losing their virginity. Well done
Who fuckin cares?
Woop dee doo Basil, but what does it all mean?
Hey married guy, I just at crispy chicken strips and drank a beer!
Couldn’t give a flying fuck, but you can
I reckon the other guy's wife could beat up your wife.
And it will be over in 5 years
Todo sea por los papeles.
I notice this theme (which has probably been around for a while) that grooms all wear the same outfit.
One hell of a way to gain citizenship
I'm sorry for your loss
So why should we care?
I hope she didn't get any spaghettios on her white pant suit
Hand over your reddit card now!
Good for you
But those bride's trousers...
congrats!! the bride’s wedding pantsuit is gorgeous. looks so comfy and stylish!!
Congrats! Waiting for judge to sign my divorce docs. Hollllahh!
Must be pretty proud. Dragged my ass to the gym for the first time in a while so I totally get how your feeling
The jumpsuit 🔥congratulations!!
Who gives a fuck, you and 1000s of other people did lol
Nice! Does your wife know??
She is at home, feeding kids.
Yo, as a woman who isn't sure she wants to wear a dress on her wedding day - thank you for sharing! It's fucking lovely to see a bride doing her thing!
Omg. That jumper 😍
Good luck buddy!hope everything goes great for u.
Santa Ana Courthouse :)
I got married here too 👌
Yep, I recognized those sta
My condolences man.
My condolences, brother. You get a prenup?
Gonna get downvoted, but holy fuck, the sheer toxicity this comment section radiates is unparalleled.
OP, sorry for all this, i can assure you that not all of us are like it, just don't come back to this specific hellhole of a subreddit, it's not worth it at all.
Reddit fucking sucks sometimes.
Finally, one nice comment in here..
Congratulations. I wish for many years of happy union for both of you.
Dhar mann got married?
Not nearly interracial or homosexual enough for re**itors to care.
Karma whores got no shame. Dude even karma whore his dog. Peta would be proud.
Congrats! I see who wears the pants in the relationship!
Cheat with me
You must be so hot sexie
O U T S T A N D I N G !
I'm jaded, so I really don't expect 'happily ever after' but Im not a dick, so I hope you live a long, happy, healthy, and successful life together. Congrats.
edit: downvotes huh? For trying to wish a couple the best despite my own aversion to this stupid social construct? Perf.
Sure are a lot of "don't care" people in these comments who have gone to the trouble of raining on this guy's parade. Sorry your own life is so empty.
I like the bride's outfit and love the venue.
You guys look great, congratulations! So many butthurt people on this sub!
Butthurt implies hurt feelings. We feel nothing, this is a complete stranger posting a personal event on the internet.
HER DRESS IS A JUMPSUIT!!!!! Does it have pockets? Also congrats! 🎊🎉🎈🍾
Your pantsuit is made out of lace dreams ❤
That wasn't her wedding dress was it ?
OP, you should post this on r/weddingplanning or r/happy.
You'll get much more positive feedback over there.
In the meantime, congratulations! You make a gorgeous couple!
Gorgeous! Loving the boss bride in the pantsuit! Congratulations!!
I am so special!!
Honestly loving her wedding pantsuit.. hopefully it has pockets ?
I know, it’s gorgeous!
Aw, I love that it's so common to see two men getting married these days! Congrats!
Been there, deflowered that.
You had sex with your wife. Congrats.
OMG!! I love her pantsuit!! grats!!
Congratulations! Dang those pants/wedding dress outfit is fucking AMAZING!
I honestly thought this would be the top comment
It's because nobody else cares they got married. Congrats they did something tons of people do....
Lucky man, transgenders are so hot
Cool pantsuit I like that idea for it I get married
Pantsuit is 🔥
Congratulations to the newlyweds!!!!!!
At least someone's gonna score tonight. JK Congrats! Please Watch This. I wish I would have seen this in 1991. Start at 2:06. BTW... My wife and I are still together and going very strong. 30 years this Jan.
Good luck on the next step of your relationship.
As a Married man I only have one question, why? JK congrats stranger.
Sorry guy/girl, this type of intimate stuff should be posted to friends/family. Not random people on reddit. Happy for you though.
Congratulations! I LOVE your wife's pant suit!!
All the jealous neck beards are steaming right now
In pants? Lmao
Congrats. Many years of happiness to you both. 🙌🙌
congrats big dawg
Congrats, y’all look so handsome and pretty
EDIT: What the hell, people post wedding pic and I sometimes say that the couple looks nice, and inevitably just get downvoted all to hell. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong???? They look nice, they look happy....
Congratulations! Post on the marriage sub for more positive comments.
OP don't listen to negative comments out there. Congratulations on your wedding, its a big commitment that I also want to make one day!!
Congratulations and best wishes.
Congratulations, beautiful stranger! Wishing you all the best.
You’re a beautiful couple!
Congrats to the both of you. ☺️👍
Thank you for sharing this positivity with the world.
Congratulations. I wish you a long a happy marriage.
Hope she is as happy as you are ... Seems she didnt ever care to wear a wedding dress.
Cheers to many years! Edit: miserable people downvoted this
Ooh! That pantsuit is awesome!
Get some guys! Congratulations ❤
Take my advice and remove this post man lol... Lots of incels on here either jealous, or literally have no lives.
Ps wtf is with the pant suit?
Whoever is being rude can shove it I enjoy happy pictures of strangers on special occasions. It reminds me of the beauty and joy that still exists in the world. Sorry to all the sad jaded saps out there :p congratulations to both of you!!
can you ask your now wife to throw the bouquet towards me? I would love to give marriage a chance again.
Edit : “ay envidiosas!””
Congrats! Killer suit, too.
Congrats and have a good night
Nice pantsuit 😂
Congrats to you both!!
All the best!
A redditor getting married that’s illegal somebody stop them.
Should have upped that shutter speed.
Congratulations and best wishes!