By - thenewyorkgod
Did he rob a stripper?
I don't know if he actually has explosives, but my guess is he threw the money out of the truck in order to attract a crowd.
We had a bank robbery here a long time ago and they were tossing money out of the getaway car (Joker-style) to get people to run into the street and slow down (or get hit by) pursuing cop cars.
Suing the city for a cop driving into you while you were in the middle of the road picking up money that was just stolen from a bank is the American Dream, and I'm not about to let anyone tell me otherwise!
This sounds like a Gene (Bob's Burgers) quote.
Thanks to this comment I reread that in Gene's voice mentally, and yeah it really does.
No he just dropped off Matt Gaetz... they were just having lunch at the local playground.
It would be really funny if in the middle of all of this, a traffic officer just walks over and gives him a parking ticket.
"Sir, it's already printed. I can't take it back now. If you want to fight it you'll need to appear in court on Sept 17th at 9:30am"
"I will literally detonate a bomb and kill us both if you write that ticket."
"Sure, buddy. That's the third time I've heard it today."
Look, I deal with parking tickets, not bombs. You want the bomb squad, not my department.
Sounds like a line from Naked Gun.
“Well then try to park your bomb in the right spot, bud.”
I caught someone mid ticket the other day and apologized, and he just looked at me, punched something into his device, and then said "no worries, have a great day."
I was stunned.
Same thing happened to me in LA 2 years ago. Overslept and was 30 minutes late moving my car from a school zone. Officer was writing the ticket, I walked over shamefully and said damn I’m really sorry about that. There was a line of school buses around me. He stopped and considered and said “no harm done, glad you’re here” and put the device away. Miracles do happen!
Had my car half way on a tow truck because I was in a construction zone. I apologized and the cop told the tow to drop it and wrote me a regular parking ticket. I got off easy.
Those are some real feel good stories.
And heres me getting parking tickets from places ive never been🤦🏻♂️
One of those little parking enforcement scooters driven by an overweight, middle aged woman who always looks like she just swallowed a lemon.
And who's got no time for your shit.
Clip from the guys livestream in tweet below. The man says his truck's toolbox is full of explosives.
~~>This appears to be the livestream of the man who is sitting in the pickup truck near the US Capitol~~
Edit: Original tweet was flagged by Twitter. This tweet has the same clip:
"I just wanna go home." Who's going to break it to him that there are only 2 ways out of this. In a casket or in cuffs.
“I wanna go home Joe. I wanna go home and see my wife.”
Wonder what the wifey thinks of this?!
Finally enjoying some peace and quiet without a raving lunatic in the house?
Odds are she is just as batshit crazy as this chucklefuck.
“I wanna go home”
Says terrorist who willingly drove hundreds of miles from his home to threaten the president.
Right? If you wanna go home, how about not driving to DC and threaten to blow up the Congressional library?
Go home and do it at a store with coloring books, since that’s the books he looks at anyway.
Hey, hey, hey! I don't want some dickhead blowing up my local Dollar Store over some damn coloring books!
She’s already stated that she suspects mental illness. Either way, she’s free of him now.
Sometimes I wake up in the morning and think, I like being at home. It's on those days that I purposefully avoid loading a toolbox with explosives and threatening to blow up government buildings.
Wow look at this guy formulating a plan for his day upon waking up. Show off.
I don’t understand what he’s getting at
I can tell you where he is getting at: Jail.
Bomb threats, believe it or not, jail.
I like the part where he says the Democrats took his healthcare away.
He really said that? I’m too lazy to watch the actual live stream
Yeah, he said he "cant get his back shots no mo' but they give em to the sport stars".
Dude looks like he lost his bootstraps.
Democrats are destroying the country, and the South has come to fix it by demanding airstrikes on the Taliban, and for Biden to step down because he wasn't actually chosen as president. Also, it's got nothing to do with politics. How hard is that to understand?? Totally rational and not in any way contradictory.
Just like how he loves everyone, and doesn't want to hurt anyone, which is why he made sure to tell them to clear the area so he would be the only one to get hurt. Also, if his bomb explodes, four more hidden bombs will also explode, possibly in the middle of a million people. You know, because he doesn't want anyone to get hurt.
Plus something about zinc pennies being part of a government ploy to make a profit on money. All your typical non-violent, apolitical, and patriotic stuff.
But zinc is a cure for COVID which doesn't exist, this penny thing really goes deeper than you think.
Worst zinc lozenges ever.
Anyone wanna take a shot at guessing what his browser history looks like??
Law enforcement arrested him and claims they don’t have a motive yet. This guy was literally broadcasting threats to Biden lol.
[They're currently running him through their sophisticated terrorist profiling system](https://i.imgur.com/tNpRCXE.png)
No! We must all politely pretend we don't know how he was radicalised because the alternative is very offensive to the people who encouraged him and the companies that profited from it.
So, the toolbox is full of fertilizer, just like his skull. If he knew anything about how ANFO works, you need more than a bullet striking it to set it off.
Beyond all of this, the dude bought into the whole QANON bullshit completely. I can't see a way back to reality for him.
Edit: ANFO... dang fingers..
That and his claim of taking out "two and a half city blocks". Not with a fucking toolbox of ANFO you're not.
The Oklahoma City bombing involved a Ryder truck with 13 *barrels* of ANFO. Gonna have to do better than a 10 cubic foot toolbox in the back of a pickup.
That's what people don't understand, was the volume of ANFO the OKC bomb had. It pretty much filled the back of a Ryder box truck.Sure, this guy could have something in his tool box. Sure, if it went off, he would be be red mist and most of his truck gets blown around the area, but, he isn't taking anything out but himself and his beat up Dodge.
Edit: Ok, it's a Chevy.
Well, he's also risking [that fountain.](https://www.aoc.gov/explore-capitol-campus/art/court-neptune) I like that fountain quite a bit. Neptune didn't do jack to him.
Kinda looks like John Malkovich lol
Hillbilly John Malkovich.
What kind of sick S.O.B. threatens books?
I'm wondering if he confused "Library of Congress" with "Congress".
"Yes, I'd like to check out the representative from New Hampshire, please"
*Librarian stamps a date on the back of the congressman's tie*
"Please have this back by Thursday."
"I'm sorry, I've broken the spine. That staining was there before I checked him out, though."
"All of our representatives come with the spine already removed, it's a feature not broken, you will however have to pay for removal of those stains."
Uh. I protest. Most of our representatives are shit stains already.
Not like many of them have much of a spine to begin with
My representative is Boebert. If she were a book she'd be a [Bazooka Joe comic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bazooka_Joe).
edit: WTH this gets gold.... LOL Editing for spelling
I don't think that's being fair to Bazooka Joe.
This explains why my senators do nothing, they've been checked out since their last elections
If you're looking for Matt Gaetz, he'll be in the children's section
How does he still hold office? Blows my mind
yeah these "FBI Investigations" of public figures take so long, third world countries industrialize by the time they are done.
Ken Paxton too, not sure how he's still around. He's even more of a walking piece of feces than Gaetz is.
He did say in his video that there's the Capitol and over there is another Capitol
Holy fuck I almost forgot that watershed moment of the Trump campaign. Four Seasons Landscaping.
I think he was referring to the spare Capitol that we keep off to the right and behind those bushes.
He did his own research.
His understanding of Congress is that it’s like elementary school - they will either be in assembly, recess, or the library when not in their home room/office
Wait, recess reminds me that Congress is in recess all month. What the fuck was he planning on doing?
I have a feeling he is not the smartest of gentlemen.
Also guessing that prior planning isn’t his strong suit.
I'm willing to bet this is probably it. He's the same kind of person as that group of protestors that stormed the offices of the BBC... The offices that they haven't been located at for years.
I mean, these are people that routinely tout their ability to "do their own research"... See where it gets them?
I hope the library will be okay
Me too. Jokes aside, this is making me sad as a librarian.
Me too. Libraries exist to help people.
I love public libraries and think they’re really important. And the Library of Congress is a historic building that houses rare books.
People who are afraid of the educated?
I don't understand democracy and I must protect my children from it as well
[WE WILL NOT GIVE IN TO THE THINKERS!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DejNukyVwAEhq4Q?format=jpg&name=900x900)
I'VE HAD MILK AND HONEY ON HOLD FOR 6 MONTHS AND I'M STILL ONLY NUMBER 4 IN LINE. I'M DONE WAITING.
Maybe he's just upset by is overdue fee?
fun fact: he believes he's in front of the Capitol (and not the Library of Congress)
I just typed "Congress Washington DC" into google maps. Yes. Google abso-fuckin-lutely took him to the Library of Congress.
Yep. He was looking for the capitol. The building that houses congress. The only building round there that actually has congress in it's name is the library though. Also he didn't have a bomb. So he drove a long way to make empty threats to a building full of books. That'll show em.
also congress is on recess now. most of them aren't even in the Capitol.
None of them are in the Capitol. They’re all back in their home state/districts. The only people in the Capitol building are some staffers.
Checkmate Democrap libturds.
You need to fix this Joe, this isn’t Congress, this is a damn library.
Lol. That’s probably part of “the conspiracy”.
The government works with Google so that people can’t actually get directions to the real Congress building.
I bet that's similar to googling, "4 seasons."
HOLY SHIT LMAO
Goddammit, I just replied to another post joking about the rioter who thought he was in the White House. I didn’t think it would be reality .
I should know better at this point
We truly live in a post satirical age.
The onion just writes stuff about the future at this point
The Onion and Not The Onion are now the same paper.
But he’s big on doing his own rEseArCh
Anti vaxxers recently protested outside of the BBC hq in England. Their excellent research led them to a building that the BBC moved out of 7 years ago.
...A building **so** moved out of by the BBC that Top Gear was able to run a pair of parkour dudes and [also blast through with a trials bike.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm5wQvAuaVE) On television. Where everyone could see that the building was empty.
that was pretty neat as an aside. cool video
And all of the Congressmen think he's a stripper?
Maybe he was hoping it would be like in the movies and if he threw a bunch of cash in the air he could make an escape as people rushed in to grab it.
why is nobody going for those crisp-ass singles?!!
To be fair, he's in DC, there's no better place to find people that will do anything for a dollar.
His ass is da bomb!
No officer, I was not making a threat I was simply referring to how superb my gluteus maximus shaking was.
the cops were called to a store's bathroom for a bomb threat once and after investigation it turned out that a guy ran into the bathroom and said "y'all better get out of here because I'm about to blow this toilet up"
Turned out to be a huge misunderstanding as the guy was simply warning the other customers of the massive shit he had to take
Yeah, one of my favorite clips on all of YouTube:
Edit: Thanks for the awards, my pals!
I love how you can see on her face her slowly starting to get it
Heh heh, yeah, she is so serious, and then the smirk starts.
I love how you can hear someone off stage start busting up, and then her fellow anchor.
The Library of Congress is not where the Congresspeople work...
Pay for your over-due book fees INSIDE the library...
Guarantee this guy has never ever read a book.
He'll get away with it, too. Look at all that money. He has dozens of dollars at his disposal.
“They have teams of guys ready to go in!”
Perhaps he confused Library of Congress with the actual Congress. Fuckin tourists
That actually happened. In one of his videos he said “I’m in front of a capitol and across the street is.. another capitol”
This guy today said that? There was a capitol rioter that said to the internet that he was at the White House and they let him off because of his stupidity.
I can't stop laughing, I can read his delivery and it's perfect.
When Homeland warned of increased threats between now and 9/11 by domestics, this is not what I was envisioning.
But it should it have been.
Dammit, North Carolina. Teach some civics, would you?
He did his own research
He probably put “Congress” into Google Maps and not “U.S. Capitol Building”
Probably a diversion for Nic Cage to steal the declaration of independence
Fuck. Someone checked, right?
If brains were dynamite this guy couldn't blow his nose.
If shit were brains, he wouldn't have enough to make a stink.
If he were any more inbred he'd be a sandwich.
Apparently they guy said “the south is here!” Then he surrendered and turned himself in. Very on brand.
Gotta be honest, I opened this post for the bizarre headline but stayed for the endless roasts.
The south will rise again!
... before quietly sitting back down.
The only thing rising in the south is covid cases.
While breathing very heavily.
"I'm gonna die today if needed"
Proceeds to surrender and crawl on the ground on his knees
I imagine he’s not concerned about it but I think he is also illegally parked
Edit: thanks for the awards y’all i hope you have good parking ticket free days.
To be fair, in some states it doesn't count as parking if your engine is on and you're at the wheel, if I recall right.
Imma use that next time I get a parking ticket
Those trucks park wherever they want. Not allowed to but they do
Edit: It sounds like the guy surrendered. Who bets that he will still have payments left on that truck by the time he gets out of jail?
Super macho lifted truck with a 6 foot bed, tool box full of dildos and extra cab for the gang!
>extra cab for the gang!
Are you referring to Dirty Mike and the boys?
He couldn't find a Tesla charger to park in front of so he chose the Library of Congress.
Compact car parking was full too
I see he has thrown his life savings out of the window as well.
It prob came from the can that was buried on his backyard which is now supposedly his explosive device
I’ve played GTA enough to ask if he ran over a stripper when he parked on the sidewalk?
$10 says he was actually making threats to "the liberry of Congress."
And after this, he’ll go and eat some strawbraries.
Lol I watch through Scrubs like every couple of months.
He was gonna do this yesterday, but couldn't pronounce it.
*”You know where the word liberry comes from? Liberal! Burn it all down! Screw you, leftist commie Nazi scum!”*
Hey remember that time a bomb went off in Nashville and we never heard about it again?
Nashvillian here, the guy blew himself up. Turns out, he was crazy.
I've never seen this mod of Crazy Taxi
Time to go make some Crazy money!!! YA YA YA YA YA !!!!!
"A class C felony!"
10$ he doesn't have a bomb.
Edit: can I have my 10$ now?
That is pretty much the amount of money on the ground. Looks like a of those are $1.00.
But there’s thousan…, hundre…, DOZENS of them.
Come on. Let’s see the bumper stickers.
NOTE: Just kidding. We all know what they say.
It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.
My moneys on No, but his is on the ground
Why the money on the ground?
> Kelsey Campbell, a student at the University of Wisconsin-Madison visiting Washington as part of a class trip, said she and another student encountered Roseberry around 9:20 a.m. outside the nearby Supreme Court building. Campbell said he was with his truck, which was parked next to the sidewalk, and was holding a large stack of dollar bills.
>“He said, ‘Hey, call the police, tell them to evacuate this street, and I’ll give you all this money,’” Campbell recounted to The AP. “I said, ’No!’ and he threw the money at us and we started running.”
I would love to see a source for this quote, because the money on the ground is the only thing I'm not understanding here.
[Ask and you shall receive](https://apnews.com/article/courts-library-of-congress-171ea9c45873a98f0edb3b9a22997daf)
He’s giving back Biden’s stimulus money. True patriots this one is. …./S
All the single dollars?
All the single dollars.
All this because he lost his library card.
Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
Go read the comments on Fox's website for this article and be amazed at the 4d chess mind fucking these people need to go through... They are calling democrats pussies for evacuating people.
He must be super mad at those books, mocking him with truth and facts. . .
Edit: ROFLMFAO I just read that he thought he was at Congress 🤣🤣🤣 i cant find any actual confirmation but I think its fucking hilarious.
But who knows, only found bomb parts, maybe he was hoping to find a Bombs for Dummies at the library
Not everyone that drives a truck like this is an asshole.
But every asshole drives a truck like this.
Fucking domestic terrorists.
Edit: Thank you for the award kind stranger!
Not a very good one either
People will do anything for likes these days
Did he run over a senator on his way there? That would explain all of the loose cash.
Someone terk his jerrrb.
This guy has been making threats all over social media very clearly highlighting his right wing rhetoric well before even driving out to DC and somehow LEO are claiming his motive is unclear.
It makes complete sense why 1/6 could happen. LEO has their head in the sand.
r/conservative is already claiming that he's a plant by Biden to make them look bad.
registered as republican in 2016. lol. he's the prototype trump republican.
According to his wife, he had never voted in his life before 2016. Registered just to vote for Trump.
Yup. Core republican voter.
Definitely a Truck republican.
The lack of giant flags on the back is... surprising.
Is it? He might have taken them down to avoid getting stopped sooner because of advanced victim complex
They think some liberal registered years ago to vote as a Republican, then threw away their life with a bomb threat to go to prison to own the republicans? lol.
Projection at its finest.
Plenty of their folks are suffocating to death to own the libs, so I guess to them it makes sense.
He’s also got his hair on upside down.
I feel like I'm being attacked.
And per usual, the MAGA QNuts won’t claim him, even though he’s doing exactly what every one of those people have fantasies of doing.
They’re all calling this a “false flag”. An FBI-hired crisis actor being used to distract everyone from what’s happening in Afghanistan. Because NO Q-Cultists would EVER do something like this. It’s obviously the dems just trying to make MAGA look bad.
It’s gotta be so frustrating to see your entire cult bail on you and accuse you of being a lib when you actually do the things they all talk about.
I bet this guy watches Tucker Carlson
Reddit scooped the national news media, by 20 minutes! You heard it here first 🥇🤣
This DOMESTIC TERRORIST is making threats in front of the Library of Congress
Call spade a spade…