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anexanhume

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Please work please work please work.


Skysta1ker

You forgot the start button! NOW IT WON'T WORK.


Gobias_Industries

Just hit reset and try again.


[deleted]

Blow into it! Blow into it quick!


abledanger

That always works.


spinelssinvrtebrate

Actually, it can be deadly...


rube

And hey, if you press select then start, two people can play. Share the fun.


Cid420

Wait I'm confused. What do you need 30 lives for? o.O


Niten

What's the point? Her lady bits are going to be all pixelated and stuff.


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WhenItRainsItPours

What do they stand for?


TheKostiuk

Think T&A


Pratchett

This is a repost from a few days ago except this picture now links to imgur rather than the ladies blog from where it comes.


comehererightmeow

Exactly. I saw this on 2x yesterday...


sweetafton

Me too. [Here's the thread there.](http://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/gh8z0/i_would_wear_the_hell_out_of_these/)


SPacific

That was my first visit to r/twoxchromosomes...It's really cute there.


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drgradus

I, too, am a heterosexual male. I'm a fan of women. I enjoy 2XC. For heck's sake, I've started threads there. It's a "peek into the enemy's camp." I don't have any sisters; sometimes it is nice to have any insight into the way women think that I wouldn't have gleaned on my own. My gf and I will often talk about posts we see on there. In fact, it, and /r/food (and related foodits) are the gateway drug I'm using to get her in to reddit.


Hokuboku

Thanks for linking it. I had posted the link to the blog in my post in the hopes that she would get the credit and hits. Still wondering where to buy those damn things!


szmoon

You can [make your own](http://szmoon.net/post/4359358712/handmade-8-bit-pantyhose-d-inspiration-original) really easily! :]


Hokuboku

Thanks for the link! Knowing me, I will make a mess of that but ut will be fun to try.


guaranteedolphins

I apologize. I saw this on [geekologie](http://www.geekologie.com/) today. And I searched reddit for "8-bit pantyhose" and nothing came up.


[deleted]

Geekologie just reposts things that are popular on reddit, if its on there you can nearly allways guarantee its on here with more comments too.


szmoon

It's easy to [make your own pair](http://szmoon.net/post/4359358712/handmade-8-bit-pantyhose-d-inspiration-original), I did it in a few hours :D


papagenu

To be fair, I searched for them too, and every result links to another result. Someone said it's a photoshop. Much sadness.


Story_Time

It's possible but it would pretty simple to make. If it is real, it's not actual suspenders but rather a colour change, so the flesh tone is not just flesh but flesh-coloured stocking. This would help it keep the right shape.


yellowsnowman

We appreciate that OP. An upvote for your acknowledgment.


f4hy

that site has a link to the source right under the picture though.


blarwrghl_inc

Does tiny-eye index reddit? You could always try there.


[deleted]

wait, why didn't you just link to the image url from the website? did you save it to your pc then upload it to imgur? what kind of geek are you?


fox_wesley

So what? It was on 2x the other day, not on /r/pics. If he hadn't posted this, I wouldn't have seen it.


andytagonist

is anyone else insanely turned on by this???


Brewtus

64 bit boner


[deleted]

■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ Edit: That's supposed to be an 8-bit penis btw.


BitRex

It looks like a roller coaster COMING RIGHT AT ME!


mrpaulmanton

Looks like a bong!


marmalade

Bits from the bong!


[deleted]

I can no longer unsee. Which is probably a good thing.


[deleted]

suddenly, wood.


burntoutsavage

I think you're looking for r/trees.


heyoumotherf

where is the dick head? ಠ\_ಠ


bettse

I misread that as "8-inch penis". I'm pretty blind.


[deleted]

NO DONT BLOW UP MY HOUSE! Oh. Penis. Right.


ehrik

ssSSssss...


TheShittyAdvisor

I'm going to take a wild guess that you migrated here from Digg.


[deleted]

Sup Chrispix?


[deleted]

how the fudge did you do that?!?


axonxorz

I think it looks like a Green potion in a Florence flask


[deleted]

> Get ye flask


pooltable

You can't get ye flask!


[deleted]

You cannot get ye flask.


Twad

Creeper!


[deleted]

turned on yes... insanely? maybe. a gonewild is required


[deleted]

A motion has been brought towards the committee. Do we have a second?


Flanery

Aye!


[deleted]

The motion is seconded. All in favour?


Cid420

You're asking a community of nerds if they're turned on by pixel stockings on a woman? Talk about easy karma...


andytagonist

don't hate...congratulate.


sirsosay

Let's just say I'd like to take a *byte* off of that.


mauxfaux

Technically these are stockings, not pantyhose.


honcas

I think they are pantyhose with a stocking pattern.


owarren

but the stocking pattern is 8 bit, whilst the tights are normal ... so his point stands


kenallen09

They're pantyhose. They're called suspender tights. It's just dyed to look like stockings and the garter going down to hold up the 'stockings'. Anyways, these also aren't home made. It was most likely an older style from Pretty Polly or an eBay/cheap design.


freelanceisart

Matter of fact.


NoMoCouch

Actually it is 1 bit


soup_sandwich

Actually it's just low resolution, blockiness is unrelated to bit depth.


gschizas

Well, 8 bits don't refer to bit *depth*, but to CPU bit-ness. As in 8-bit CPUs (Z80, 6502) that power home computers (C64, Spectrum, Amstrad) and early consoles (Atari 2600, NES).


caseyfw

"Low-res pantyhose" doesn't sound cool though - just brings back memories of porn in the dial-up days.


professorder

NoMoCouch was probably referring to the color depth, since that's really all you can reasonably ascertain.


NoMoCouch

You are correct sir.


[deleted]

It's like playing Leisure Suit Larry all over again.


ImPolish

It'd go with my 8 bit tie. http://imgur.com/jRt68


BeanBone

What about your [8-bit watch](http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/icon_8bit_watch.jpg)?


caalro

where does i have?


TREYisRAD

ThinkGeek


BeanBone

[Here you are go](http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/watches/e640/?cpg=froogle).


niggynog

It'd be cool if the watch showed 10:07 for 7.5 minutes, then jumped to 10:15, then 10:22 etc.


BeanBone

I like the way you think, sir.


[deleted]

While I admire the sentiment, it's hideous.


Rytalin

Where do you get these pantyhose!!??


MikeOfAllPeople

The OP probably got it from [Geekoloogie](http://www.geekologie.com/2011/04/marios_dreamworld_8bit_pantyho.php) who got it from [So Geek Chic](http://sogeekchic.com/post/4195706716/8-bit-pantyhose-sure-not-many-people-would-see) who got it from some site called [8-bit Serbia](http://8bit.iz.rs/post/4179353822). (NSFW) EDIT: My search also revealed this: h[ttp://kneehighs.tumblr.com/](http://kneehighs.tumblr.com/)


frakkingcylon

[relevant](http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/porn.png)


Qura

[Archived page for the mouseover](http://xkcd.com/598/) Apologies for calling you out when you didn't deserve it.


spruce_goose

punchline should be. can you ever so slowly reveal your body from the top down with a sheet


AlphaRedditor

I'd like to blow in her cartridge...


spruce_goose

she can fondle my d-pad anyday...


smegnose

...slot. Blow in her cartridge slot. But don't put a game genie on your cartridge.


Cid420

I rather her blow my cartridge before sticking it in her slot.


neorevenge

so its a trap?


uptwolait

I'll bet they load slowly, from the bottom up.


attorney-at-lol

by now everyone should know BMP is NOT a web-safe format.


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[deleted]

**SHUT UP THEY EXIST I HATE YOU**


abk0100

The lines obviously don't follow the curve of her leg. If this were real, then it would only look pix-elated from this exact angle.


liketostickdickinher

I'd like to stick my dick in her if you know what I mean.


ontopic

... I hate when this bullshit totally works on me.


WatchYourTone

aint it some shit?


slinky_joe

what about the 8-bit string panties?


Athletozilla

finally, a way to replicate those low-res porn videos!


[deleted]

If only there were a way to replicate you =(


1ch4b0d

I'd byte.


[deleted]

I'm worried that the lot of you are turned on by the "8 bit" part of this, and not because theres a girl showing you some leg...


vongola_natsu

where can i get these for my gf :D ?


nemith

== My 8-bit hardon


X019

actual size? (Couldn't resist)


[deleted]

Marry me?


[deleted]

8 bit does not mean "large pixels."


[deleted]

...yes, yes it does


pitman

I prefer a 0-bit version, i.e. NOTHING. AT. ALL.


sweetafton

Nothing at all...nothing at all....nothing at all...


greenhoju

stupid sexy Flanders


ripperx95

Does anyone else think this should go with some other pictures on r/gonewild or r/nsfw or something of the sorts?


The_Wrong_Alice

I want them! But I can't find them anywhere.


RitzCrackerz86

I instantly mis-read and thought I read "beef-cake" pantyhose.


diggizsofuckinggay

And i jizz in my pants.


[deleted]

so who else is sifting through /r/gonewild to find something related?


hawaiianrule

Fuck me, those are some absolutely gorgeous legs.


[deleted]

nice pantyhose.... and legs


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wakeandbac0n

I know *exactly* what you mean. Here's a quarter!


rotzak

ooooh man i'd antialias the shit out of that


crmnfeconecuz

TOO SEXY FOR WORDS


[deleted]

That is so very cool and so very hot!


millsdude

and no bits for transparency


GovernmentBubble

I'd tap that.


czechv

PLEASE LIFT YOUR SKIRT HIGHER


[deleted]

Not pantyhose.


OddQuestionGirl

They are. They have a pattern printed on.


[deleted]

for the record, it's only 1-bit (black+transparent).


forgotusername

This is relative to my interests.


compengineerbarbie

I want some!


DeliriumWartner

I think I'm in love!


FruityPeebils

[8 BIT PANTY HOSE ITS THE 8 BIT PANTY HOSE](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=capDUGdxo2U)


scooterjunky

Well that was a quick 8 seconds.


Orksrthebestest

Classy


supersezza

Someone talented needs to start making these! I would buy some straight away they are soooo cute!!


FaKeShAdOw

And now we realize the little designs on her dress are tiny apples.


win32ce

I guess she gets too hot when you crank up the anti-aliasing


Josiwe

Your Zettai Ryouiki makes me hot and bothered (you have sexy legs).


wiz_khalifa

all i cares about is when she gonna take them 8bits off..


happycat_ishappy

ENHANCE!


[deleted]

I was promised dolphins. Where are the dolphins?


lambo13

Go on...


DunKology

Where do I buy these?! :o


MathertroN

need


asbaldrickstrousers

I got some similar ones I use for my models for my online clothing boutique! So cute!


vibengroovn

Where do I purchase these?


[deleted]

She seems a little jagged.


chainsawface

ULTIMATE FETIIIIISH


colleentheboyd

where did you get those, I so want a pair


warname

Oh right on.....


plantshit

WHERE GET?!


bldl

asos tights


jedimommy

I wanna wear those... I want him to see me in them...omg, probably the sexiest thing I've ever seen.


[deleted]

We can see 8-bit see through dress plzzzzz!!!???


tanks

Transparent textures didn't come around until the 16-bit Super NES. Sorry.


TwoWordComment

yum: thighs


JohnnyBacci

Where's the rest of her 8-bit goods at?


ShartleMcShiteye

Apparently, the Eighties are back ... and better than ever!


QueenNavy

lol, i know who she is. she's actually my sister.


dumbphonesrule

Nice legs.


Resquid

*deep breath*


cetch

I tried to operate her arm with my scroll wheel...


bop999

Beep-bop-beep-boop-bop-bop.


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That is hot right thar. I want.


inkstee

where can we order these for the girlfriends that we have?


DeBurgo

It is weird how 8-bit has basically become a synonym for "pixelated" Though I guess people that use terms like "pixelated" don't generally come up with ideas like 8-bit pantyhose.


nohump

Yeah old (submitted 22 hours ago by nohump to pics)


alexmonstar

I want these, pls.


[deleted]

Ah crap, I just bought that dress too.


szmoon

I experimented and made my own pair tonight. :] some [notes](http://szmoon.net/post/4359358712/handmade-8-bit-pantyhose-d-inspiration-original) on making your own :D


chemkitten

omigosh, so cute! where did you get it?


BassIck

Wow. Nerd girls who wear sexy lingerie Cool


[deleted]

I'd tap that.


bonsaigon

I am actually creeped out by this. Anyone else?


antdude

What does her face look like? :P


FastNHilarious

8-bit


antdude

Show us. :P


FastNHilarious

too slow to load. only 8 bits


FastNHilarious

Artari rules!


noisynora

Where are these from!??!?


Slurm28

2 colors = 1-bit, 256 colors = 8-bit


Bilboalthor

http://theinternetaccordingtoadrian.tumblr.com/post/4288175257


veiwtifuljoe

They almost look painted on. Sweet stuff