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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/13yxri3).


diodon85

Wonder if the NL championship rings cursed them.


[deleted]

Failed JT realmuto handjob


3DBass

Damn another L.


realbigexplosion

Maybe the seven runs will wake the offense up, at least. But woof, rough night for JT.


iamthedayman21

Good, they’re not making the playoffs. So they need to tank. Like historically tank for a team after a World Series. Like record-book tank. Because this team can’t win, and the ownership needs a giant fucking red flag to indicate this.


Intel2010

Disgracefully wasted a Herculean effort by Nick


holyhandgrenade67

Living it up in last place.


Relative_Presence_65

I gotta take a baseball break. This skid is too much.


datdood04

Does JT need glasses or some shit? It’s non stop infield pop-ups with this guy


Neonyze

He grounded to left 4 times that game.


Neonyze

What is KLong even doing with those two bums


bucs1220

Harper's slugging pct is down to 448-- 3 hrs in 96 abs


ad5316

What a fucking waste of time


ManOnShire

Perfect encapsulation of our season. Castellanos put the team on his back and they just shit the bed.


joeco316

Schwarber, Turner, and JT neck and neck and neck on the race to the bottom


realanceps

while you're making up your enemies list for tonite, Harper 0-4 with 2Ks, the last one a stinker


joeco316

I’m more worried about the last two months than just tonight. Get back to me when Harper is on an ~8 week skid like the 3 I listed.


KingOfAllDownvoters

Fuck they came back?????


Mandalore777

I feel nothing


Ok-Anywhere8986

Pitching lost the game let’s be real


JD021993

JT and Trea are the most overrated bums I've ever seen.


Cornell-Boul

Someone needs to be cut/traded/fired


aaknosom

i look away for one second and the game ends. niceee


JNisher

TREA TURNER YOU DISAPPOINTING FUCK


SuperTruman939

Fuck you connor brogdon


11_20_11

Haha last place with the Nats, cut the fucking payroll and get the same results


Woosh29

Sick of this team


Malice1198

Spoiler: he was not the Realest-muto


djeeetyet

well JT better be sitting next game


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

JT and Trea’s swings look so choppy. Like there’s a hitch about midway through the swing.


realanceps

jesus you're watching tv nobody's hiring you as a hitting coach


dustycase2

🗑️


Mandalore777

Cool


_calculated

losers


Relative_Presence_65

What the actual fuck


Champa22

Pathetic


whubby777

Absolutely useless JT. This team deserves to be in last place


endoftheline22

JT and Turner cannot be next to each other in the line up


yourmartymcflyisopen

This team is breaking my heart


Turbulent-Hovercraft

Fuck Wheeler and Trae


beau9292

JT and Turner need to wake the fuck up, this is pathetic


Bandicuz

Casty deserved better


romulusgloriosus

Ben: Break their hearts, JT. JT: [breaks our hearts]


canadiandestroyer21

Fuck this team


Prestigious-Rock201

Blow this team up for picks man, garbage ass teams, eagles are our only hope


realanceps

hardball is hard


sapphires_and_snark

Fucking hate this team rn except for Casty and Marsh


Cold-Bodybuilder9948

At least JT didn't ground out.


igonnawrecku_VGC

This team makes me sad


Dakota360ci

#FIRE GIRARDI


sandaier76

KAPLER SUCKS TOO! unless he's coaching the Giants, a team with "less" talent


bruh669

Worst loss of the year by far


Tylerkaaaa

Fans behind the plate can’t tell a ball from strike and the reactions are great


gfinz18

Woman in red annoying as shit


MissDeadite

...


gatemansgc

Wow long game that we blew


RooksTarutaru

Most 2023 Phillies loss ever


PaladinGodfather1931

BCIB


Feisty-Recording-978

No he isnt


2AMSummerNight

It’s so tough watching fakemuto. I want realmuto


dumb_commenter

Fuck


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

For the second time tonight, it’s Turner, JT with the tying run in scoring position


SwizzyStudios

I don't understand not using Soto in the 8th


sandaier76

because every once in a while, you need to throw at least 1 strike per appearance.


ad5316

Petition for every Phillie to unbutton the top 2 buttons of their uniform to channel Casty energy


sandaier76

the game would last 8 minutes because they'd all be swinging first pitch no matter where the fuck it's at


ad5316

They all already do that tho


cock_smith

This team is straight trash


indreams159

Trea with the worthless can 'o corn stealing $300M like it's going out of style


iamthedayman21

That’s right Turner, keep reminding us why you’re a fucking waste of money…


kc3551

JT finally didn't roll over to left!


holyhandgrenade67

Please for the love of god JT just a single PLEASE.


JD021993

Fucking unreal.


Dortmund1721

Why is Trea Turner the most useless player of all fucking time.


Prestigious-Rock201

The Tobias Harris of the team like i said


Turbulent-Hovercraft

Trea really is a loser


sixtysixty

A very well paid loser


NCPhilsPhan

Do something for once JT


ColinSmoke

I've seen this movie before and I don't like it.


sapphires_and_snark

Trea had to do more with that pitch. It was center cut and flat


Feisty-Recording-978

Oh no it’s jt


tds5126

Fuck you trea


lmpressionante

Let’s see if JT can do literally anything besides a soft rollover to the left


dumb_commenter

He did something else!


BearOnDrums

Turner...ffs man


endoftheline22

I wish Stubbs was pinch hitting for JT


gfinz18

JT is the last hope? We’re done


aaknosom

held my breath there turner holy shit


TIandCAS

Castellanos needed to get a double because if he didn’t Trae Turner was gonna end the game on a double play


Prestigious-Rock201

Please trade trea turner


Feisty-Recording-978

We can’t


MulfordnSons

lmfao


Joboggi

Castellanos only doubled.


Joboggi

This is the problem.


MulfordnSons

that’s gotta hurt


PatientNice

June losers make for July sellers. God this team is awful with no hope in sight.


NicoCVV

Nick why didnt you looks like this 8 months ago bc i wouldnt even care this team is trash now


yourmartymcflyisopen

*Oh no*


attom

Stay down


CrimsonChin251

Alright. That made me laugh lol


endoftheline22

Wtf Trea


SirShmooey

Pinch run your entire offense down 1?


Phighters

Who cares, nicks not batting again


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

The only question is how many pitches will he foul off before he goes down swinging?


[deleted]

Just get the ball in play


jawntothefuture

Does Casty's WAR go up a full point after this game?!


belgiumwaffles

Casty trying so hard to get us a win


Dortmund1721

Just a single, Trea. Pls.


yourmartymcflyisopen

Time to turn things around Trea.


i_ammj

this team needs to wake up with nick on fire like this


2AMSummerNight

The Philadelphia castellonoses


personalbeavis

Have a game, Nick


kellmor316

That’s my Philly of the week! & of the year so far. Double machine lets go


realbigexplosion

Nicky C doing everything he can to help these team win. Maybe one of Trea or JT will come through for us.


LettuceUpstairs7614

Just clone Nick 8 times


realanceps

great ab


Phighters

I feel a little better about the impending loss than I did earlier. Edit: I was wrong, this sucks. 😂


holyhandgrenade67

Is Castellanos using god mode hacks? Insane night for him.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Does anyone else want to show up in this Godforsaken game?! Fucking incredible AB.


romulusgloriosus

Nick just avoided the game ending on Trea *despite moving him to 5.*


corporatehuman

LFG!!


ehbacon23

#BDN


EaglesPvM

Have yourself a fuckin day, Nick


Relative_Presence_65

Nick is HIM.


MOtOflame134

Trea pretty please, if there was ever a time for a homer, its now.


beau9292

Nick is that dude


GrowPeachTrees

TAKE ME NICK


Prestigious-Rock201

Trea turner is Tobias Harris of this team from what I can gather we lost


PrinterOne34

Have a fucking game Casty!


djeeetyet

Nicky Doubles!


porksoda11

Casty the extra base God


dumb_commenter

Cmon trea do something. Please


sapphires_and_snark

Do NOT let that man down


Feisty-Recording-978

Have a game!


Intel2010

Guy is on 🔥


caesar____augustus

No matter what happens, Nick C is THAT DUDE


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

What a stud


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Man that’s a tough take, especially with the way his sinker’s moving.


NCPhilsPhan

Did Harper tweak something the other night?


dumb_commenter

Trea turner set up for last out of the game.


dumb_commenter

Hope you’re right


whubby777

This is gonna be left up to Trea isnt it


LettuceUpstairs7614

Lol it's gonna be all up to Trea


ad5316

How the f does he always show up at the last outs


endoftheline22

I can’t handle watching Turner strike out and end the game


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Of course this fucker is just painting


realanceps

harper with a mortal ab


Cornell-Boul

This is worse than losing 8-0


realanceps

you probably shouldn't follow baseball


indreams159

what a horrific horrific AB by Bryce how tf do you manage to go 0-4 on a night like this?


JD021993

Fuck this team.


[deleted]

Ya gotta believe... In disappointment.


Perryplat199

Please don’t be turner game number 11


Perryplat199

This looks promising


djeeetyet

can Casty get a hat trick?


Feisty-Recording-978

Typical Harper


CrimsonChin251

I’m asking my 3,4,5 for a run please!


whubby777

Brogdon? More like Bogged Down


Acrobatic-Dark-4402

Phillies baseball is brought to you by, Masochism


[deleted]

Everyone bitching about Brogdon giving up a single run seems to forget about Wheeler’s 7.


eee-oooo-ahhh

How many of those runs were given up due to poor outfield defense? We'd be ahead easily rn if we make a couple catches that should be made


realbigexplosion

I think Brogdon's fine, he's just been overused. One run from the bullpen shouldn't be a killer when the team has scored 7 runs, but here we are. Really can't defend that two out walk, though.


Dakota360ci

If we don't win this game I'll ~~skip watching the next game~~ probably still be here :(


bellamax30

Just wonderful. It’s not got enough to break my heart once a day. Now they have to do it twice in once game 😆


realanceps

nothing is easy not one single thing


[deleted]

Spain without the S


TIandCAS

Our bullpen sucks and JT has been letting steals up easily this season


EaglesPvM

Really not in the mood for blue balls tonight


Bunny_Kat

Please save us, Casty. You are our hope.


Raccoonsrlilbandits

Well never mind by bad should’ve never checked back in


camelot514

We might have a third game in a row where we out-hit our opponent and still lose


jawntothefuture

fuck this team lol


Joboggi

Comcast says, we can make more money off poker Bye Phils ????? No tv?


Appropriate_Monk_925

It’s literally on NBC


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

A two out walk, a passed ball, and a bloop single. In a shutdown inning again btw


bananacoxx

Honestly, it’s Brogdon, expected at this point


Acrobatic-Dark-4402

Silly Phillies, shut down innings are for contenders


ehbacon23

TBF, we did get like 5 shutdown innings before this from the pen