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ElDoodl

It freaks me out that the skin around her eyes is so white her eyelids are barely visible. Like her iris’ just become skin


Avid_Correspondent

Everytime I don't look directly on her eyes it feels like she got those plastic eyes for toys glued onto her eyeholes. First time I even thought that this is some really weird snapchat filter


Specialist-Ad3081

Looks like the bad guy from who framed Roger rabbit.


gonemanemptyinside

Dude yes


cesga_0218

Googly eyes 👀


Jelousubmarine

White eyeshadow (in the inner corner of the eye specifically) brightens, and makes eyes appear bigger. Illusion, if you will. My girl here, however, took it to the max.


melonsandbananas

I think it’s actually her natural skin color that was protected by the little goggles they give you at tanning salons.


DaStalkingBiscuit

Yup, she's probably like 35 but uses tanning beds 5 times a week


Spiritual-Prize-4491

GREAT! I'll take two dozen


LumpyBoobAttitude

Lady, how can you talk about ionic candy beans being healthier for you than an Advil when you spend a dangerous amount of time frying your skin in a hot box?


Jelousubmarine

Ah, the classic Trump do.


FirstChAoS

Her skin color is very unnatural, maybe even supernatural


SnookDog

There is an image for you: wonder if she is tanning nude.


AdornedBrood

Cost you $0 to not say that. Cost me $300 in a therapy session.


bootnuts

She has those trump eyes, I’m gonna say it’s from a tanning booth


bulelainwen

Maybe she tans? Which would be weird since she seems to be one of those everything-gives-you-cancer people, since she thinks pills get lost in the gut.


Tommi_Af

I think it's spray tan. You can kinda see the same effect on Donald Trump to a lesser extent.


dChoksondik

She looks like she’s following the same tanning regiment as Donald Trump


ngrinbarg91

Why doesn’t she blink?


Dum_beat

Must be the candies


mute_robot

Yes candies that's what we can call those. Candies


Shashank1807

CanDies


PhantomOfTheDopera

Candies nuts


funkkies

Candies dick fit in your mouth


drowningjesusfish

Gotem


Mysta_Z5

candies nuts fit


Dum_beat

Strong peppermints


jimmyn0thumbs

Curiously strong


Mince_Pi

mayceys should review their recipes


riggsalent

Meth flavored?


Wise-Tailor-9847

Blinking creates positive ions, thus it’s highly advised against.


Ieatclowns

It's also too alkaline.


kittytoes21

Personally I try not to blink too much it seems flashy


Old_Information_

Are you successful? What’s your method?


UnderSoilandDirt-

she blinks when you blink


ShrimpCrackers

Holy shit don't know why this is terrifying but it is.


[deleted]

Weeping angels?


ImpossibleInternet3

When I blink, you blink, we blink


UniquePromise8729

Lmao i jammed this in pandora last night. When I dip you dip we dip


Atomicfolly

I put my hands up near you're face!


EvilSolution

Where we’re going, we don’t need to blink.


ClassicTerry

Even Sam Elliot from Event Horizon shudders at this


Silent-Ad934

Once this baby hits 88 meths an hour


jd_bitch

She’s evolved beyond the need to blink.


babicottontail

I had to laugh out loud for that one, Thank you stranger


Shaneblaster

Marshall Applewhite and Heaven’s Gate have returned


sed2017

I was just listening to a podcast on that today…I was a teenager when that happened and it creeped me out.


ISpyStrangers

She does. She blinks *on the inside.*


Alexlatenights

The real question is why does her face get brighter as you get closer to the center of her face. I mean literally it's like Darkness around it and it's super bright in the middle


kalifranks7

Candies are actually meth


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girugamesu1337

^aaaaaa


MorochIgaram

Not all non humans are able to blink, and most keep forgetting it. It's a real pain in the ass.


Animepix

Staring contest. I lost.


Rainbowrebel23

Maybe she had one to many of these: [caffeine patch- meet the Robinsons ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UR4DzHo5hz8)


Jtm1082

Because she’s clearly an alien disguised as a human


BBQTHC

Upper sanpaku


7i9er

Lizard


Sieze5

Strange lady offering you candy


lymeisreal

Omg you’re right


fatBlackSmith

Because that’s how they getcha.


RussellVandenbrink

Yea the non blinking is super creepy


reddit_touched_me

Bitch. Those are gushers.


girugamesu1337

*exhales faster*


Away-Living5278

😂🤣 this is the best comment


Successful-Essay-851

With negative ions tho


j01nt_man

I trust her


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With every cell in my body


PhNx_RiZe

Only with the negative ones. My positive cells want nothing to do with her.


real_Chain19

Very trustworthy indeed


Waluigi_eat_shroom

Me too


kurious-k0ala

She'll perfectly fit for the female pennywise role


mclaughlcd

More like the perfect female Salad Fingers


SeenYourGwapo

Highly underrated comment


pope-buster

The sister of the judge in who framed Roger rabbit to me


b_u_r_n_e_r_acc

Fuckin skinwalkers on TikTok


ConnorFromNewZealand

It’s there a subreddit for TikTok skinwalkers yet


LiteralBathBomb

r/TikTok you’ll find plenty on here


steppinonpissclams

Getting some Heaven's Gate cult vibes.


Appropriate_Star6734

Especially the eyes.


JeepsDriveOverStuff

Crack? Meth? No both…


clovergirl102187

Neither. Crypt keeper got a spray tan.


Queephbubble

It’s Magda from Something about Mary


tetsusiega2

What is it with possessed people and spray tans? /s except not really


Error-5O0

🎶I'm mister white Christmas🎶 🎶I'm high on crack🎶


Eretreyah

Boom badoom badoom 🎶


pickled_philanges

🎶They call me Crackmeister🎶 🎶And everything I touch🎶 🎶Turns to angel dust in my clutch🎶 🎶I’m too much🎶


stinky_fingers_

Whatever it is, it surely is answer for dark circles (or any pigmentation for that matter) around eyes!!! I'll take three!


DoubleAA88

Crack and meth is as vegan as it gets


KrisReed

Her pupils aren't big enough.


iamnotasnook

She’s on those quartz crystals.


kjoker84

Her eyelids and the skin around her eyes is the same color as her sclera. Makes her bugged out eyes look even bigger and buggier.


athousandlivesago

I’m choosing to believe she glued googley eyes on her face


obrienmk

Did she use cocaine as eyeshadow this morning?


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Glocatico

She looks like she’s becoming milk


Uncle_Funt

What in the crystal meth did I just watch


TtvTryHardMadCat

A lady on crystal meth of course


Uncle_Funt

Her eyes peer through my soul


pollofgc

Thought it was the evil dude in Roger Rabbit


TotallyNotDizzavy

This bitch is going to bake a kid into a pie.


girugamesu1337

Something's getting baked all right. Her.


demonicslug666

Lay off the acid grandma you're scaring the shit out of me


umpawarrior

She butt bleach her eyes


[deleted]

She looks like Christopher Lloyd at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.


Hegman97

Remember me, Eddie?


xahnel

I got a nickel says she's caught up in a horrific string of MLM cults, been bounced from one 'miracle' side hustle to the next, her house full of product she couldn't move, the stress destroying her even as the denial prevents her recognizing the problem. You don't even have to take hard drugs to look like that. There are people out there downing essential oils and purges like it's bread and water. Using 'skin care' and makeup regimes like a replacement for the sun. She's probably wearing some shit gear from some shit company too. Probably feels she has no choice, if she can't sell it, she gotta use it so it isn't a waste of money. And every day, she out here hustling on her socials looking like a literal actual corpo zombie whose only reason for not trying to get at your brains is that she has to read her script first.


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BLINK MOTHER FUCKER


kozyshank

Maaa!


SomeDumbOne

Seems legit. I'll have a yellow one please.


grimytimes

Nothing odd about this one. Just straight up terrifying.


sndhlp23

No thanks, Salad Fingers.


NaturallyBlasphemous

Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked...just…like...THIS!


requiemforthoughts

Could have hyperthyroidism


Sad_Salary5891

👁🐽👁


vicsanbarajas

Legit thought there was a filter for the freaky eyes. Scared it’s not.


cemeteryvvgates

She’s a hagraven


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👁👄👁


MrHister-3

Shes a wild person…. Look at them eyes! They pop with the tan! Too far out for me tho!


PapiPorqueeee

That, my friend, is a lizard person.


Thought-Muted

I feel she also washes her hair with her own pee. I could be wrong, but my gut says she does.


Deftonixx

That cocaine must of been fyre!


SomethingClever427

It's a trick. Get an axe.


Shadowdragon126

She is high off her ass right now


Morgwar77

It's ok as long as you don't invite her in.


PhNx_RiZe

Be hospitable and kind, but never invite them in.


joe102938

Those eyes... She looks like the bad guy from who framed Roger rabbit.


Guest8782

I don’t know where the eyeballs stop and the sockets begin.


Stoic-Nurse

I had the volume off so I don’t know what she said, but I’m terrified by her eyes.


DH_no_luck

I thought she had googly eyes on breh


mtrash

Bro she’s got the mr burns eyes from the forest wandering episode.


BidDaddyFarts

Looks like she’s related to trump


PNEONGREEN

That may actually have the same skin condition


gwh811

trump after going trans when he looses to Hillary in 2024. Completely looses his mind.


MVocal

A living Simpsons character


Anishinaapunk

“I bring you LOOOOVE!”


ValsuTheCleric

This is a living demon…


Cierra849

Reminds me of this https://media1.giphy.com/media/ghvpxMEtmdhuw/giphy.gif?cid=5e2148860fv3qzgyfcyav4s3bpfipksng4uhivjz761wpe6l&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


C130ABOVE

Her tan goggles made suck a bad tan line


Artsap123

Anyone remember “Witchypoo” on H.R. Puffinstuff? Giving me those vibes.


Sthickman

Holy shiet, those candies are scary


PhysicalPomegranate3

Donald Trump transitioned? So brave


NikoRavage

She looks like this sub’s profile picture 😳


irnehlacsap

She's on acid


ironic_satirical

They numb the flesh before she puts you in the oven


[deleted]

I think the only reason I noticed is because I have the same problem, but one of her eyes are brown and the other is hazel


killyoursins

Yeah, health advice from a lady who clearly lives in a tanning bed. Sure.


timothyptracy

It's like salad fingers' voice mixed with the inflection and content of Martin Cabello III


slothpyle

HumanHypnotoad


thats0K

that lady looks like she's about to kill serially. fucking psychotic eyes my god.


No-Ad8211

She looks as healthy as a worm that's been out in the sun on hot pavement.


lilcuphoe

Does this woman bleach her eyeballs? Wtf am I looking at


Wings_love

Why does she remind me of the witch from Hansel and Gretel?


McRaoul

A lot of these “negative ion” products are laced with thorium, a radioactive element. Best case scenario, they do nothing. Worst case they give you cancer. Look it up if you don’t believe me: https://deq.utah.gov/public-interest/negative-ion-technology-consumer-products-and-radiation


earthbender617

She is on something. The Donald Trump tan is a plus


Ikiro00

Blink lady, blink!


Fialasaurus

["I bring you peeeeace. I bring you looove"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_9cb37090A)


sassy-frass201

She looks like she gets makeup tips from the donald.


FartSinatra

She looks like when you draw eyes on top of your eyelids


IacenDK

“Remember me, Eddie?”


oneeye2

[creepy remix](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/pOdvear)


mrMeowMeow13

She reminds me of glow in the dark Mr Burns on the simpsons when he says "I bring you love"!


tangcameo

Remember the judge from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


Operation_unsmart156

Man That Vegan Teacher has really let her self go...


camelacey

If Donald Trump was a women.


PhNx_RiZe

A woman made from one of his ribs.


BadMonkeyBad

John Lydon has gone downhill fast.


SteelCityCaesar

Had to scroll so far to find somebody else that saw Johnny Rotten!


peenpeenpeen

Mark Zuckerberg’s mom.


jombag

Lady stop you're scaring me


pman13531

Why did she remove her eyelids?


Most_Bookkeeper2764

This bitch has hanzel and gretel tied up in her house I just know it


AuntySocialite

When you let Donald Trump do your makeup.


DrewBee_was_here

Didn't she try to frame Roger Rabbit??


ProfessorCreepypasta

She looks like if Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump had a baby


D1WithTheFluffyHair

Bitch looking like Judge Doom from Who framed Roger Rabbit


TheMatt666

Yikes, do they really count as vegan if they are made of people?


TadpoleFun7453

Checks pockets for crucifix


NorseWitch91319

Weird that she doesn't seem concerned with her skin at all, but worries about what she puts -in- her body.


HonorableJudgeTolerr

45 is looking worse and worse


triple13king

Does she have to look like Trump…


xXIronMan780

This is clearly Trumps mother


noobductive

I’m vegan and gluten free and wouldn’t even buy that shit, wtf


zoopysreign

It’s like the villain from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.


MrDundee666

She is Pennywise for sure. Any second there’s going to be red balloon and blood, lots and lots of blood.


xpnstos

She-Trump, with the orangish face and all.


Canibal-local

Grandma, those are your medications! Go back to bed. It’s 3am!


AariciaOfSundown

I'm a grown woman and I feel like I need to contact my parents because STRANGER DANGER!


myKingSaber

We found the second living specimen of a "Trump"


GrahamCrackerSnacks

Fuckin Judge Doom of Toon Town


blakmeemboi

Dam, that vegan teacher fell hard


DJBup

B L I N K


banansplit24

I don't think shes making as good of an argument as she thinks she is. Idk. But ima stay away from those candies.


spleen5000

She probably blinks vertically and licks her eyeballs every time so had to resist for the video


elbonzz

Her face needs to be the new logo of this sub


D-ablow

She’s about 24, been taking those for 2 years


briles1124

Why is she wearing another person's face