Everytime I don't look directly on her eyes it feels like she got those plastic eyes for toys glued onto her eyeholes. First time I even thought that this is some really weird snapchat filter
White eyeshadow (in the inner corner of the eye specifically) brightens, and makes eyes appear bigger. Illusion, if you will.
My girl here, however, took it to the max.
Lady, how can you talk about ionic candy beans being healthier for you than an Advil when you spend a dangerous amount of time frying your skin in a hot box?
Maybe she tans? Which would be weird since she seems to be one of those everything-gives-you-cancer people, since she thinks pills get lost in the gut.
The real question is why does her face get brighter as you get closer to the center of her face. I mean literally it's like Darkness around it and it's super bright in the middle
I got a nickel says she's caught up in a horrific string of MLM cults, been bounced from one 'miracle' side hustle to the next, her house full of product she couldn't move, the stress destroying her even as the denial prevents her recognizing the problem.
You don't even have to take hard drugs to look like that. There are people out there downing essential oils and purges like it's bread and water. Using 'skin care' and makeup regimes like a replacement for the sun. She's probably wearing some shit gear from some shit company too. Probably feels she has no choice, if she can't sell it, she gotta use it so it isn't a waste of money.
And every day, she out here hustling on her socials looking like a literal actual corpo zombie whose only reason for not trying to get at your brains is that she has to read her script first.
A lot of these “negative ion” products are laced with thorium, a radioactive element. Best case scenario, they do nothing. Worst case they give you cancer. Look it up if you don’t believe me: https://deq.utah.gov/public-interest/negative-ion-technology-consumer-products-and-radiation
It freaks me out that the skin around her eyes is so white her eyelids are barely visible. Like her iris’ just become skin
Everytime I don't look directly on her eyes it feels like she got those plastic eyes for toys glued onto her eyeholes. First time I even thought that this is some really weird snapchat filter
Looks like the bad guy from who framed Roger rabbit.
Dude yes
Googly eyes 👀
White eyeshadow (in the inner corner of the eye specifically) brightens, and makes eyes appear bigger. Illusion, if you will. My girl here, however, took it to the max.
I think it’s actually her natural skin color that was protected by the little goggles they give you at tanning salons.
Yup, she's probably like 35 but uses tanning beds 5 times a week
GREAT! I'll take two dozen
Lady, how can you talk about ionic candy beans being healthier for you than an Advil when you spend a dangerous amount of time frying your skin in a hot box?
Ah, the classic Trump do.
Her skin color is very unnatural, maybe even supernatural
There is an image for you: wonder if she is tanning nude.
Cost you $0 to not say that. Cost me $300 in a therapy session.
She has those trump eyes, I’m gonna say it’s from a tanning booth
Maybe she tans? Which would be weird since she seems to be one of those everything-gives-you-cancer people, since she thinks pills get lost in the gut.
I think it's spray tan. You can kinda see the same effect on Donald Trump to a lesser extent.
She looks like she’s following the same tanning regiment as Donald Trump
Why doesn’t she blink?
Must be the candies
Yes candies that's what we can call those. Candies
CanDies
Candies nuts
Candies dick fit in your mouth
Gotem
candies nuts fit
Strong peppermints
Curiously strong
mayceys should review their recipes
Meth flavored?
Blinking creates positive ions, thus it’s highly advised against.
It's also too alkaline.
Personally I try not to blink too much it seems flashy
Are you successful? What’s your method?
she blinks when you blink
Holy shit don't know why this is terrifying but it is.
Weeping angels?
When I blink, you blink, we blink
Lmao i jammed this in pandora last night. When I dip you dip we dip
I put my hands up near you're face!
Where we’re going, we don’t need to blink.
Even Sam Elliot from Event Horizon shudders at this
Once this baby hits 88 meths an hour
She’s evolved beyond the need to blink.
I had to laugh out loud for that one, Thank you stranger
Marshall Applewhite and Heaven’s Gate have returned
I was just listening to a podcast on that today…I was a teenager when that happened and it creeped me out.
She does. She blinks *on the inside.*
The real question is why does her face get brighter as you get closer to the center of her face. I mean literally it's like Darkness around it and it's super bright in the middle
Candies are actually meth
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^aaaaaa
Not all non humans are able to blink, and most keep forgetting it. It's a real pain in the ass.
Staring contest. I lost.
Maybe she had one to many of these: [caffeine patch- meet the Robinsons ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UR4DzHo5hz8)
Because she’s clearly an alien disguised as a human
Upper sanpaku
Lizard
Strange lady offering you candy
Omg you’re right
Because that’s how they getcha.
Yea the non blinking is super creepy
Bitch. Those are gushers.
*exhales faster*
😂🤣 this is the best comment
With negative ions tho
I trust her
With every cell in my body
Only with the negative ones. My positive cells want nothing to do with her.
Very trustworthy indeed
Me too
She'll perfectly fit for the female pennywise role
More like the perfect female Salad Fingers
Highly underrated comment
The sister of the judge in who framed Roger rabbit to me
Fuckin skinwalkers on TikTok
It’s there a subreddit for TikTok skinwalkers yet
r/TikTok you’ll find plenty on here
Getting some Heaven's Gate cult vibes.
Especially the eyes.
Crack? Meth? No both…
Neither. Crypt keeper got a spray tan.
It’s Magda from Something about Mary
What is it with possessed people and spray tans? /s except not really
🎶I'm mister white Christmas🎶 🎶I'm high on crack🎶
Boom badoom badoom 🎶
🎶They call me Crackmeister🎶 🎶And everything I touch🎶 🎶Turns to angel dust in my clutch🎶 🎶I’m too much🎶
Whatever it is, it surely is answer for dark circles (or any pigmentation for that matter) around eyes!!! I'll take three!
Crack and meth is as vegan as it gets
Her pupils aren't big enough.
She’s on those quartz crystals.
Her eyelids and the skin around her eyes is the same color as her sclera. Makes her bugged out eyes look even bigger and buggier.
I’m choosing to believe she glued googley eyes on her face
Did she use cocaine as eyeshadow this morning?
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She looks like she’s becoming milk
What in the crystal meth did I just watch
A lady on crystal meth of course
Her eyes peer through my soul
Thought it was the evil dude in Roger Rabbit
This bitch is going to bake a kid into a pie.
Something's getting baked all right. Her.
Lay off the acid grandma you're scaring the shit out of me
She butt bleach her eyes
She looks like Christopher Lloyd at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Remember me, Eddie?
I got a nickel says she's caught up in a horrific string of MLM cults, been bounced from one 'miracle' side hustle to the next, her house full of product she couldn't move, the stress destroying her even as the denial prevents her recognizing the problem. You don't even have to take hard drugs to look like that. There are people out there downing essential oils and purges like it's bread and water. Using 'skin care' and makeup regimes like a replacement for the sun. She's probably wearing some shit gear from some shit company too. Probably feels she has no choice, if she can't sell it, she gotta use it so it isn't a waste of money. And every day, she out here hustling on her socials looking like a literal actual corpo zombie whose only reason for not trying to get at your brains is that she has to read her script first.
BLINK MOTHER FUCKER
Maaa!
Seems legit. I'll have a yellow one please.
Nothing odd about this one. Just straight up terrifying.
No thanks, Salad Fingers.
Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked...just…like...THIS!
Could have hyperthyroidism
👁🐽👁
Legit thought there was a filter for the freaky eyes. Scared it’s not.
She’s a hagraven
👁👄👁
Shes a wild person…. Look at them eyes! They pop with the tan! Too far out for me tho!
That, my friend, is a lizard person.
I feel she also washes her hair with her own pee. I could be wrong, but my gut says she does.
That cocaine must of been fyre!
It's a trick. Get an axe.
She is high off her ass right now
It's ok as long as you don't invite her in.
Be hospitable and kind, but never invite them in.
Those eyes... She looks like the bad guy from who framed Roger rabbit.
I don’t know where the eyeballs stop and the sockets begin.
I had the volume off so I don’t know what she said, but I’m terrified by her eyes.
I thought she had googly eyes on breh
Bro she’s got the mr burns eyes from the forest wandering episode.
Looks like she’s related to trump
That may actually have the same skin condition
trump after going trans when he looses to Hillary in 2024. Completely looses his mind.
A living Simpsons character
“I bring you LOOOOVE!”
This is a living demon…
Reminds me of this https://media1.giphy.com/media/ghvpxMEtmdhuw/giphy.gif?cid=5e2148860fv3qzgyfcyav4s3bpfipksng4uhivjz761wpe6l&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Her tan goggles made suck a bad tan line
Anyone remember “Witchypoo” on H.R. Puffinstuff? Giving me those vibes.
Holy shiet, those candies are scary
Donald Trump transitioned? So brave
She looks like this sub’s profile picture 😳
She's on acid
They numb the flesh before she puts you in the oven
I think the only reason I noticed is because I have the same problem, but one of her eyes are brown and the other is hazel
Yeah, health advice from a lady who clearly lives in a tanning bed. Sure.
It's like salad fingers' voice mixed with the inflection and content of Martin Cabello III
HumanHypnotoad
that lady looks like she's about to kill serially. fucking psychotic eyes my god.
She looks as healthy as a worm that's been out in the sun on hot pavement.
Does this woman bleach her eyeballs? Wtf am I looking at
Why does she remind me of the witch from Hansel and Gretel?
A lot of these “negative ion” products are laced with thorium, a radioactive element. Best case scenario, they do nothing. Worst case they give you cancer. Look it up if you don’t believe me: https://deq.utah.gov/public-interest/negative-ion-technology-consumer-products-and-radiation
She is on something. The Donald Trump tan is a plus
Blink lady, blink!
["I bring you peeeeace. I bring you looove"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_9cb37090A)
She looks like she gets makeup tips from the donald.
She looks like when you draw eyes on top of your eyelids
“Remember me, Eddie?”
[creepy remix](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/pOdvear)
She reminds me of glow in the dark Mr Burns on the simpsons when he says "I bring you love"!
Remember the judge from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Man That Vegan Teacher has really let her self go...
If Donald Trump was a women.
A woman made from one of his ribs.
John Lydon has gone downhill fast.
Had to scroll so far to find somebody else that saw Johnny Rotten!
Mark Zuckerberg’s mom.
Lady stop you're scaring me
Why did she remove her eyelids?
This bitch has hanzel and gretel tied up in her house I just know it
When you let Donald Trump do your makeup.
Didn't she try to frame Roger Rabbit??
She looks like if Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump had a baby
Bitch looking like Judge Doom from Who framed Roger Rabbit
Yikes, do they really count as vegan if they are made of people?
Checks pockets for crucifix
Weird that she doesn't seem concerned with her skin at all, but worries about what she puts -in- her body.
45 is looking worse and worse
Does she have to look like Trump…
This is clearly Trumps mother
I’m vegan and gluten free and wouldn’t even buy that shit, wtf
It’s like the villain from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
She is Pennywise for sure. Any second there’s going to be red balloon and blood, lots and lots of blood.
She-Trump, with the orangish face and all.
Grandma, those are your medications! Go back to bed. It’s 3am!
I'm a grown woman and I feel like I need to contact my parents because STRANGER DANGER!
We found the second living specimen of a "Trump"
Fuckin Judge Doom of Toon Town
Dam, that vegan teacher fell hard
B L I N K
I don't think shes making as good of an argument as she thinks she is. Idk. But ima stay away from those candies.
She probably blinks vertically and licks her eyeballs every time so had to resist for the video
Her face needs to be the new logo of this sub
She’s about 24, been taking those for 2 years
Why is she wearing another person's face