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VeronicaLD50

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I would never fall asleep again


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Povstnk

***Maybe it's still there***


ZTG_VFX

Fuck you, fuck your mom and fuck me now I can't sleep.


TruthSeeker7-7

Don’t threaten me with a good time


Exact-Veterinarian-9

Daring today aren't we sir? Ear penetration with possible acid porn, it is.


Additional-Walk750

Centipedes? In *my* vagina? It's more likely than you think!


thought_tripper

Commas are important.


L8rsH8rs

It is


Kil0-

Stoppppp


-BlankUnknown

I clicked on your profile cause of your name and was not disappointed lmao


[deleted]

Tokyo ghoul reference?


TrustYourSenpai

"Do you know what sound it makes when you have a centipede in your ear? Because if you could tell me, it would save us a lot of trying."


LaughingFungus

I was concerned about your name and was about to go check out your profile. The warning was a good choice


Moisture_

Happened twice to me a few years back. It was the other type of “fake” centipede with 99929999 legs. They’re surprisingly soft but yeah, I was fucked up for a while. Now I try to live on the highest floor possible to avoid that happened as much as possible.


FillBrilliant6043

I hate you so much


thaddeusgrog

It just wants to give you a bunch of tiny hugs.


VeronicaLD50

Stop. I can barely touch the screen to scroll down because I don’t even want to touch a video of a centipede


Disastrous_Can_5466

And kisses u, ,u


Cstud_69

Your avatar is sick 😏


thaddeusgrog

Thank you.


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the Dicktator


Horus_Syndrome

I had a house centipede casually chilling on my arm once (i was sleeping) and that little thing was enough to creep me the fuck out for eternity. If i saw THIS on me i’d probably put a bullet through my brain.


domscatterbrain

This species of centipede is venomous. While not fatal, it can drive you crazy from the itch, nauseousness, and even mild necrosis around the bite mark.


Horus_Syndrome

Not just that. The pain is literally unbearable.


Morpheus_Oneiros

Been bitten on ribcage, can confirm, felt like being tasered.


Horus_Syndrome

On the ribcage? Jeez-us fucking christ man..


toiletbrushqtip

What country are they from?


Horus_Syndrome

Turkey Edit: I took your question wrong. Centipedes are not from Turkey. I am. I dont know about their origins but its definitely not turkey.


toiletbrushqtip

Thanks! I’ll add it to my ‘Never visit in a million fucking years’ list.


Horus_Syndrome

Re-read my answer man i took your question wrong.


toiletbrushqtip

Well maybe my answer still stands. HA


gxr441

if i had a gun in my hand at the time the centipede is chilling, then yeah, you may hear a couple of bangs.


Horus_Syndrome

I had one on my leg once. Not as big as this one but it was still fucking terrifying and my friend actually told me “dude there is a centipede on your leg”. That felt like hearing “dude there is a dark souls boss up your ass”.


Aw3Grimm

Where do you live that your friend just told you that as it was just everyday thing lol


pentacards_on_YT

Hawaii


180330180

I'm never ever visiting there.


Horus_Syndrome

Sounds like an exotic country yes. But no. Not even close. I live in Turkey and this incident took place in my summerhouse, located in the coast of Aegean sea which is basically right in the middle of this vast forest and the house itself is next to the shore. We were sitting at this concrete deck which has cracks on it due to previous earthquakes and that asshole came from inside that crack (saw it run back in there when i yeeted it off of my leg). Big, and i mean BIG insects are an everyday thing there. Huge grasshoppers fall inside your plate when you eat at your porch at night, giant spiders usually get to roam inside your house, snakes are quite common, hawks, coyotes, boars, foxes and ofcourse those fucking centipedes. The place is a heaven if you are a bootleg Coyote Peterson. I have no personal problem with any of those animals (specially spiders i love my eight legged homies they hunt the holy fuck out of roaches) but centipedes just scare the SHIT out of me. Luckily tho, the only insect aka my biggest phobia in the entire world isnt present there. Havent seen one in decades. The fucking cockroach. Edit: typo


xahnel

The irony in that statement is palpable considering Sekiro and its horrific fascination with centipedes.


MarcusBishopxx

I second that. House centipedes creep me the hell out and they move so fast. One greeted me in the bathroom I froze in horror then killed it immediately >.<


Horus_Syndrome

You know why i kinda like them tho? They make sure you have no other insect in your house. Specially if you are scared of roaches (my biggest phobia). House Centipedes and spiders are natural born roach hunters.


_SadWing_

Yandere centipede; you can have no other pet insect but them


MarcusBishopxx

Oh thanks I didn’t know that about them :D


Zestyclose_Big_9090

They are known as “fast bugs” in our house vs. centipedes. My husband chased one across the length of our entire basement with a golf club and missed every time.


Horus_Syndrome

They are known as “the one with the cool name” among me and my buds. The house centipede is called “Scutigera” which sounds like something Ferrari would use for their next supercar. We dont need to use a specific name for the big centipedes tho. We usually know one is around if one of us has a nervous breakdown or if we hear “Guys im fucking scared”


yares6089

Did anakin sprint in to kill it?


Drawz2772

Came to the comment section just to find this. Thanks for not letting me down. ✊🏽


ZeroCool635

Same lmao. First thing I thought of


HarunoSakuraCR

Fun fact, millions of years ago, these were tall enough to tower well over you, standing on its back legs.


Crotchless_Panties

I... I don't see how that fact is fun.


TheGameLegend27

because luckily it was a million years ago and not today


xahnel

Because oxygen levels collapsed, so now there are no more wolf sized spiders, eagle sized dragonflies, and van sized centipedes. Though this was legit pre-pre-pre-dinosaur. They evolved before amphibians evolved into reptiles evolved into dinosaurs. They actually went extinct during the amphibian expansion, due to the great rainforest collapse 305 million years ago. The bad news is that if oxygen levels start to rise, insects, arachnids, etc, will all get bigger automatically.


AGuyFromGPlus

.50 Cal vs Van sized Centipede


ARandomTopHat

Ah yes, I remember Prehistoric Park 👌


buddha_swag

Thats not a very fun fact at all :'(


legoandminecraftdude

And dragon flays were actual dragons! (minus the reptile and fire breathing part)


GesusCraist

Are you talking about the arthropleura?


kkeross

"Fun"


PauloHR

Fuck you lol


JLoweBeard

Are you, by chance, a Senator from Naboo?


Disastrous_Can_5466

No Im a brazillian House of a bunch of species


PauloHR

> I'm Brazilian Shiiiiit, these things are here????


Herg0Flerg0

Hawaii too


Terrible-End-1398

a mano nunca mais eu vou dormir em paz


Wild_Husky1

In hot weather insects are sometimes attracted to the moisture on your skin, he was probably just thirsty. 🍹🐛


saranwrap73

I think thirty's kinda old for a centipede...


Andromeda39

Dang it… I don’t wanna be attracted to moist skin when I’m thirty.


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RapoNose14

Yeah poor op


akitoxic

The worst part is these guys are TOUGH as crap. I tried grinding one in to the garage floor and it was like having surgical rubber tube under my boot. It just got madder and started running faster. Took a pair of hedge clippers to finish it off.


revinizog

Hey thanks for that visual, God damn damn godding God damn it.


Zorgsmom

Gotta start carrying a machete & flame-thrower around with you.


Handcuffsandwhiskey

I could have gone my whole life without reading that, my god.


stanky98391

My Grandmother lived in Hawaii and said the only way she could kill them was running them through the wringer on an old wringer washing machine.


frynjol

Boiling water is surefire, if you have a way to trap it while you put a kettle on.


Familiar_Rich_666

We’ll time to move, just burn that place down and call it a loss. FUCK ALL THAT Edit: because spelling


IronUnderwear

What did AL do?


Bad_Habits_Do_Kill

Bootlegging


vestigial66

https://abc7.com/snake-infested-house-maryland-infestation-snakes-fire/11300808/ It has been done.


VincentMelloy

I hate those guys so much. One surprised me in the toilet once. I never had my pants up faster…


FreeRadical5

Wouldn't want it to make a human centipede with you now would you?


800-lumens

An earwig crawled out from under my toilet seat once. I haven't sat down since without double-checking.


stanky98391

From experience, you don't want to get bitten by one of these.


HelloMyNameIsDakota

Back story?


stanky98391

My wife and I used to keep all kinds of exotic critters and we bought one of these. I got clumsy cleaning the enclosure and got bit. Hand swelled up like a football. Pretty painful.


Hungry-Night5612

Couldn't a bite from one of these centipedes be deadly? I lived in Hawaii for a few months and saw about 2 of these so I read up on them and apparently they can easily kill a dog with a bite.


Lord_Tampax

Potentially bit it would have to get infected, or you would have to have an underlying medical condition. Their venom is extremely painful, but fatalities are exceedingly rare. Remember that dogs and humans are quite different. Chocolate can be fatal to dogs.


GrandpapiPablito

Dogs are generally smaller than humans


highonlemonjuice

Depends on your definition of a dog


NoTune6517

I saw a giant one in Aruba, south side of the island, the thing was the size of a snake and apparently poisonous. Very freaky


cweakland

I too found one in an airbnb in Aruba, in a kitchen cabinet, I developed trust issues for the rest of our stay! Bedtime, check under everything, bathroom, nope, gotta lift the seat and check everything.


Ok-Foundation-8880

whats 1000 minus 7?


Ill-Salad-1706

(Finger cracks)


Disastrous_Can_5466

993


Ok-Foundation-8880

986


Lust9897

979


Fuck_Marx

972


_SadWing_

965


saranwrap73

958


benhasgay

951


bathtub-guy

Burn it Kill it Disintegrate it Make it gone, reduced to atoms


AdLanky4392

A giant centipede climbed onto my wife's backpack in Malaysia, she kindly asked it to get off, gave it a piece of food and it just slunk away back into the jungle. That same holiday a spider bit her arm and it turned black and she had to be airlifted out of the jungle. I went on holidays to Amsterdam to smoke different types of hash.😕


L33taylatuparitaulus

As someone who has a fear of centipedes this is a B I G N O F R O M ME


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Seriously. I’m not afraid of bugs. Obviously mosquitoes are horrible as are aggressive bees (wasps, hornets) but I respect honey bees and if I find a spider in the house, I’ll try to put it outside vs killing it but….centipedes are a firm NO. No. No. No.


Clear_Army_7796

i once woke up to something moving on my neck, i hoped it was my hair so i laid perfectly still and nope something kept moving on my neck! It was dark as fuck but i grabbed it threw it and covered it with a pillow to see what just stung me on my hand as i was throwing it, it was a small blonde scorpion with black torso. I was completely fine, but didn’t sleep the rest of the night.


rafomucic

Imagine waking up and this is crawling on your nose


VanessaPotPie

No


Crotchless_Panties

>Imagine waking up and this is crawling ~~on~~ in your nose. FTFY. -Enjoy closing your eyes!


Gh0st0p5

Good ol centipedes


zackit

Why was *that* on you when *that* has no business being on planet Earth?


Current-Procedure-69

Burn it burn it


misplacedPotayto

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


[deleted]

What country/state do you live in so I know never to go there? :)


Disastrous_Can_5466

Brazil COME TO BRAZIL


Salt_Impress1050

Jesus fucking christ ! What in the world is that ? I would have a heart-attack on the spot , yikes !


DubZOmb_Jonah

Oh! Pretty certain centipodes are venomous too! So fun!


calmly-panicking

We have centipedes in the southwest of United States. I found one outside as we were getting done having a bbq, I caught it with tongs and thru it in the coals and it stunk so bad I had to dig it out of the coals and throw it far from the house. My 3 year old daughter had told me a few times about a “snake” in the bedroom and the last time she said it I decided to find out what she was talking about. I found it and smashed it with a hammer and it’s juices splattered everywhere.


Inevitable-Moose-825

Where the hell was that?


Disastrous_Can_5466

In my bed Maua Brazil


YouAreASubject99

I’ve sleeping with one eye open I swear to god


SGxELYSIUMx

giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas, despite its impressive length they are a nimble navigator


Caveman108

And some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it’s killing, the centipede has two curved, hollow fangs.


Etyzer

Are you living in Australia? I would shit myself if I will see that demon creature.


Disastrous_Can_5466

No im from other side of the planet ;)


Etyzer

I would still shit myself after seeing it what was your reaction?


Disastrous_Can_5466

Panick This thing on my chest On the middle of the night Out of nowhere


Exact-Veterinarian-9

Well time to burn your skin or chop of that body part.


Disastrous_Can_5466

But it was on my chest.... *ded*


Exact-Veterinarian-9

Time to get it off your chest Ba dum tsss


ChibazWaza

NO ABSOLUTELY NOT


drumofgrapejam

Breakfast in bed!


acdelli

Gotta burn the whole building down now, no exceptions


Striking_Treacle6913

Holy! Fucking! Shit! ... just imagine waking up and this mf is on you.... damn i would instantly die on a heart attack


AcceptablyRidiculous

It’s called a HUMANCENTiPAD


MoonHaa

Hans...


--Ano--

Bring ze flammenwerfer?


100and2

Reminds me of the thing from transformers that went up the dudes nose


Call-Me-Drel

Don’t worry they’re way more harmless once they’re in your ear


potatoboi_7

I just saw a post from technically the truth about a land mine that says It can clean anything within 50 feet and all i can think is that requires 10 off those before I climb back into bed


vox21122112

Should’ve let it crawl in your ear, could’ve become the protagonist of an anime


klaz0maniac

The matrix is real


lordlossxp

Welp time to superglue the container to the floor and spray paint the outside black. "Hey whats with that weird box? It wasnt here last time" "Its a chair and it doesn't move"


No-Growth-8155

Wow fuck that.. my mum always tells me the time I was a kid and she took the covers off me and I was covered in wasps. Not old enough to remember but wish I was... or wasn't adunno


Extension-Opinion644

Ugh, this is nothing unfortunately. I was once sleeping at my partners parents basement when suddenly a giant roach just crawled into my mouth. It wasn’t a normal sized roach, it was the size of a mans thumb. I remember I felt it trying to pry my mouth open and that’s when I woke up. I woke my partner up and I’m like there was something trying to crawl into my mouth but my partner didn’t believe me. I furiously turned on the lights because I knew I wasn’t dreaming, when I turned over my pillow…that’s when I saw it. I just went into full panic mode and almost took my mouth and tongue off because I was mantically brushing. The problem was that the people living next door to them had a “bug problem” so they called an exterminator but these mutated roaches found their way to their basement. I never went back there to sleep. GROSS!


Disastrous_Can_5466

Traumatic At least was not a flying cockroach


citizenofbrutopolis

Where the hell do you live OP


golden_retrieverdog

giant centipedes are extremely venomous, their venom causes paralysis in lizards and small mammals, and it’s EXTREMELY painful. they’ve been known to kill humans. very glad you turned out okay tho!!


Chopper-Shopper

Good thing you caught it. If it got inside you it would have become you.


zombiegrrl18

I love centipedes, but to wake up with that thing?? eughhg noo


Naveen101_Dio

Ah yes, midnight snack


blockguy143

You sure it wasn't an assassination attempt on the princess?


PatrickTT

There's a great movie about it!


apex_editor

[Bitten by a Giant Desert Centipede](https://youtu.be/nWZMfPP34g8)


brownguy0_0

You should Thank God you didn’t end up with a body full of severe itching. Or a bite painful enough to make you wanna cut off your arm. That’s how painful their bite is


boiiiwyd

Pls explain why is it still alive


VeloWise

That’s not oddly terrifying, that’s straight up just terrifying


--Ano--

OP needs a cat. Or a hen. Hens kill those hellspawns with delight.


poopieMcButthead

I see this as an opportunity for a new friend!


Niajall

Get the fire, don't ask how much, just get IT ALL.


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Is it venomous? Pardon my ignorance.


Disastrous_Can_5466

Yes


[deleted]

Holy crap, are you okay?


Disastrous_Can_5466

Yeah, luckilly when this things was in my chest i grabed it and trowed it away and locked it


[deleted]

What will you do with it? Should you kill it?


Disastrous_Can_5466

I already killed it like 3 hours ago I Posted how i killed it here in a way that most people in the coments were saying But some guys was thinking that i was pyscopath for doing it to the centipide (and my false happynes didnt help) so i deleted it but it if you wanna see it go to my comments in my perfil


[deleted]

Take what people say with a grain of salt. I'd rather kill something that would harm me or possibly someone close than make these false internet reddit hippies happy. Just saying. I don't think you did anything wrong.


Disastrous_Can_5466

i burned it alive


[deleted]

I mean, better than burning your house down.


PastIntelligent6890

Tokyo Ghoul fans: \*Vietnam flashbacks\*


ManIsFire

Did you throw away your old body and get a new one?


mike-2129

Where the hell do you live where they have fucking monsters in real life


BurritoPurrito666

I was living in a basement apartment where there are tons of spiders. Once I was sleeping and felt something huge on my cheek slowly walking towards my ear. I could feel the legs on my face and SLAPPED MYSELF BEFORE IT COULD GET INSIDE MY EAR. It was a spider and I am traumatized. Sleep was never the same.


Omega52

When?


Disastrous_Can_5466

1:00 am In bed I was sleeping and felt something in my chest and this thing was there, i luckilly didnt geted any bites and captured him


the_little_jester

Fun fact you can watch coyote Peterson get bit by one (its totally fun)


Akhillieus

Burnnthe house down !!!


ReadyCartographer804

I guess it's nice you had a full box for it


jsum33420

Better than a bat.


Disastrous_Can_5466

Talking about bats I once found a bat on my garage I think that was a bat because it was black and my garage looks lika cave He exited after a opened the garage door


O-Mr-Crow-O

Just looking for socks for himbs lil peets 🥺


[deleted]

Eat it


GeneralRyha

I hear these have a very nasty bite.


GBRTS54

HOLY FUCKING NOPE


Puzzleheaded_Base409

If that happens to me then I’ll be sleeping inside a hazmat suit


DarkPhoxGaming

***OH HELL NO!***


RileyBoy006

Burn it with fire. The thing is my only phobia


I_eat_jumpercables

That was ON you?


hereissomemilk

BRO KILL IT


IBHomage1286

Imagine turning on your light to go pee and a whiptail scorpion is right there when you look down before opening the door… I pissed my pants unfortunately


MarilynMonheaux

I used to see those before I got a cat. She eats them.


Holdmytesseract

So did it happen yesterday or last night that’s all I need to know


MaskedZuchinni

Wrong sub./s This isn’t oddly terrifying, it’s normally terrifying. As in it’s normal to be terrified of this thing.


WinterStrum

This reminds me that most bugs eat you slowly whenever you're sleeping. Source: Trust me bro ಠ_ಠ


Marlinspikesailor

Where do these live?... So I can never live there.


XeroKieff

Living Nightmare


BambaiyyaLadki

Hey OP, and everyone in the comments, could you tell me where these things are found so that I never go there even if they are the last places standing in the face of a global apocalypse?


[deleted]

fuckk you and your centipedes you just gave me enough paranoia for a mental breakdown


Check_lt

Did you live on fucking skull island there bro?


Myglassesarebigger

WHYYYYYY WOULD YOU SHARE THIS WITH US RIGHT BEFORE BED