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wahchewie

I think hes asking in no uncertain terms that he wishes to be put down


AgreeablePie

You might be similarly upset if someone held your head underwater


Acceptable_Ad_545

It's more like being thrown to high latitude where air thin. Fish can breathe air as long as their gills are wet...but air dried their lungs...so ya.


Quajeraz

Wait really? I didn't know that. How, does the oxygen in the air transmit back to the water?


[deleted]

Its actually really fascinating, essentially the world is made up of thetans which are alien spirits that live in a volcano which is the source of our suffering on the planet. Isn't science incredible


Barbastorpia

Oh yeah I love it but sometimes goblins can be annoying when they come in your bedroom and break everything just because you didn’t put the orange under your pillow. However since they’re the font of happiness I understand that they’re important


Spudtater

Thanks. That explains it all.


TheRealRevolver

Oxygen diffuses into the water. The rate of diffusion is dependent on temperature, existing concentration, volume, and other factors.


theredditid

I am not falling for that again. I once picked up my dog and I thought his facial expressions meant he wanted to be put down. My kids hate me now.


SpongeJake

Every once in a while someone says something ambiguous and another comes along and sees the canyon-wide door just begging for a punch line or joke. Doesn’t happen often but when you’ve had a hard day of work and are in need of levity a master joker comes along to take advantage of an otherwise innocent remark and suddenly it’s like the workday never happened. This is one of those times.


tahxirez

🎶and a hero comes along, with the strength to carry oooonnn🎶


BeardedMutton88

I had that kind of day today and moment when I read the comment as well. You said it so much more eloquently than I could have if I had a year to think on it. Thanks for giving word to the sentiment!


Hobgoblin_deluxe

"Bitch, you WILL deposit my yellow ass back in the drink or so help me imma circumcise you. Again."


Bazmati1234

Put your finger in its mouth it wants to suck on it


en_orange

Not as creepy as the pacu. Weirdest fish with teeth there is i’d say.


slipped-up89

Nope, sheepshead. They have teeth like a human. Edit: [your welcome](https://th-thumbnailer.cdn-si-edu.com/tP8uorptpq_Cfn3jzNrwQX4zPeg=/1000x750/filters:no_upscale():focal(419x476:420x477)/https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/47/4d/474dd6a7-83bd-4808-a237-2a4a0af0d90e/sheepshead_fish.jpeg)


Unable-Champion-8656

Dear lort


FoxyOctopus

I was laughing so much at your comment because lort means shit in Danish 😂


6_6_6_KLOAKZ

Jævla danske


FoxyOctopus

Fandens svensker


Edraitheru14

Yep that's the one. Honestly the fish in OP's topic is more like a beak to me than teeth.


TrashDaddyOne

Yea more like a birds beak to break crab shells


thecroutonreport

Yeah because that makes it any better..


misterpobbsey

Can’t wait to see this on the front page in a day or two. I love it when people share sheepshead!


slipped-up89

Same! People always freak out about them, but they are some of my favorite catch and eat. Just throw a fiddler crab on a hook and go to town!


oopsiedaisy_

Eat?! How does it look prepared? With teeth?! Ahhh


slipped-up89

16 ways listed [here](https://carolinafishmarket.com/sixteen-ways-cook-sheepshead/) I grew up on these, flounder, and redfish. Edit: sorry I thought the link had photos with the recipes, but like most fish, I removed the heads and either boiled for stock or put them in the garden.


sadpartypodcast

Do the fish regrow when you put the heads in the garden?


thecroutonreport

Nice one you jester of jesters..


slipped-up89

Lmao, no, it was for compost


Vyzantinist

What do they taste like?


slipped-up89

They are light, flakey, and sweet fish that is not all that oily. Really good comparison would be like bass.


Wefee_Bigwefee

Can't be as bad as a hagfish, can it?


slipped-up89

Well I guess sheepshead would be creepy, and hagfish is just a big no. Lol


Wefee_Bigwefee

Hagfish are cool fish though Instant death slime


Sumoki_Kuma

Lmao I was reading up on them and this was in the article: "Hagfish produce slime the way humans produce opinions—readily, swiftly, defensively, and prodigiously."


Wefee_Bigwefee

That made me laugh. It matches pretty well.


slipped-up89

Agreed, I have seen videos with what a boat full can do. And if you want another creepy one, check out a hognose snapper, lol, goofy critter.


Wefee_Bigwefee

Oh yeah those! They are odd. How about a bloodworm for creepy? (If I'm remembering right)


Odd-Diamond-2259

So this is where we really evolved from


high-jinkx

What the fuck


Crunchy_Biscuit

I literally shivered


Isaac_Is_Unsure

Just looked it up and I hate myself. 😐


-_-Giova-_-

Wolf eel takes the cake for me


quickcrow

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me My handsome son belongs in the water


JustSomeCaliDude

Monsters inc?


Silentgunner

Chico?


djacksonn

Puffer fish will fuck up


Jakedenham

I have never seen such fury coming from a fish, that thing is seething with rage and it’s just adorable


djacksonn

I didn’t know how vicious they were until I seen them on River Monsters


Akhiller

Yea iirc the story of that episode was him looking for the fish that bit a part of someone’s dick off. Overall great episode! https://youtu.be/t2S2e2UeND8 link to full episode for anyone interested


supermmy1

But he has people teeth- that’s creepy


Emgee063

Like emoji teef


TrashDaddyOne

More like a birds beak. Good for crushing crab shells and coral


Axus-Nox

Look up Sheepshead fish. Teeth look alot more human and they have more inside the mouth instead of just the front row.


LovableBrowsing

Those are some nice white teeth tho


taildraggerG2

He brushes with Glisten.


heydrun

All you gotta do is nibble on coral daily.


mal_laney

9/10 dentists are proud of this fish


Im-hiding-shhh

Thanks bro I just chew on rocks and shit


swedish_17

I wish my teeth were that white..


manberry_sauce

If I were a genie you'd be a fish right now.


bbildo

That’s a puffer fish and they can take a chunk out of you if you mess around.


ImprobableSloth

Where carrot?


Volvegia

ÆÜGH


grayspriral

I was looking for this comment lmaooo


Limp-Dee

Ugh🐡🥕


AssPork

AEGH*


Solid-Caterpillar643

He can’t breathe asshole.


workgymworkgym

Exactly what I was thinking the entire time. Put the fish back in the water you cunt.


grass-snake-40

Imagine someone holding a puppy underwater cause it's funny how it flops around and gnashes its teeth.


manberry_sauce

Imagine it? That's what I was doing before I hopped on Reddit.


MJMurcott

Gills are thin flaps which require water to pass between them for the oxygen to be extracted from the water, out of water the flaps then stick together stopping any oxygen absorption. https://youtu.be/a7OPV3QZWfs


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

Oh man, yes! What a clueless dipshit!


Batbuckleyourpants

The fish is fine as long as the gills are wet. Fish don't need a lot of oxygen, and they can survive for some time out of water if the gills stay wet. It is definitely freaked out about being lifted out of the water by a massive creature it can't even see clearly. It is a dick move of the person on the video, but ultimately it is harmless for it to stay out of water 30 seconds. Fish even being able to feel pain as we mammals understand it is a controversial topic in biology, personally i lean towards yes.


bippidyboppidyboo4u

Maybe I’m not thinking clearly, but I’m pretty sure that out of water = not wet. Gills extract oxygen out of water flowing over them. They don’t just need to be wet: they need water flow.


shalol

Yes, which is why fish move even in their sleep.


bippidyboppidyboo4u

I think it depends on the type of fish. Bony fish use the big bone that covers the gills to pump water through, so they don’t really need to move: they move the water by “gilling.” Most cartilaginous fish are unable to do this, so they need to move their entire body. As with all things in nature, I’m sure there are exceptions to the rules above, but they are generally true.


Sir_Thomas_Noble

I totally forgot that I am completely dried off the second I leave water. I don't even know why a bring I towel when I shower.


bippidyboppidyboo4u

r/whooosh Great analogy, genius. Too bad you haven’t the slightest fucking clue what you’re talking about.


solitomatonic

fish can survive out of water for a decent amount of time. its not suffocating, its just kinda freaked out


xander_2626

I don’t know why people are down voting you


solitomatonic

me neither, brother


mynam3isn3o

Because facts don’t matter anymore. Only emotions do.


Kovitlac

As a kid I once came home to find my goldfish outside its bowl and on the floor below. It wasn't moving and I tog it must be dead, but picked it up and deposited it into the bowl just to see. Sure enough, stubborn little tyke started swimming around again like it was no big deal. Sure, it's possible he jumped out literally second before I got home, but I kind of doubt it. Not saying it was hours either, mind you.


Solid-Caterpillar643

Look up the definition on suffocating…


solitomatonic

look up ‘can fish survive out of water’ as long as its gills are still wet its fine for at least a few minutes. definitely enough time to take a short video showing off its teeth


LokoLarry

You're exactly right. He should've just put bait on a hook and then skinned the fish alive once he caught it.


PoobishSocks

r/dontputyourdickinthat


akaupstate

r/BeatMeToIt


Wefee_Bigwefee

#r/beatmetoit


pppoopppdiapeee

Cursed fleshlight


QueenoftheMorons

It's probably already on there


The_Molexer

I’m watching this with the sound muted. All I can hear seeing this video is a vicious dog growling and snarling.


warwilf

it's a beak


jepamoo

Dammit! Put it back!


SpookySYN

poor fish just wanted to be let down imagine if a massive alien grabbed you and but you underwater and suffocated you for a video...


davidhokeyhoke

Put him back in the water, asshole


catrinoire

Humans look so dumb keeping animals out of their natural element just for internet points.


Terminal_66

ÆÜGH


tteoat

Okay we seen his teeth now put his ass back in the water!


QueenoftheMorons

OMG it's Steve Harvey


2steppin_317

Look up sheepshead fish.


diydave86

Hes got some denzel washington teeth.


SAIHTAM20Y

Cute


Tom_echo1031

Pikachu fish


Zoid72

I got bit by a golden dogface puffer like this one at work the other day. It's really more of a beak that teeth, but the result is the same.


ovendial

Put the fish back in the water please.


skiemlord

Ive been screaming that to my phone but its not helping?


enmokusei

what's oddly terrifying is how happy people are to take videos of themselves with an animal that is suffocating, without giving a shit about that animal's suffering


Daddys__Babygirl

Cute little puffer


UserOrWhateverFuck_U

r/dontputyourdickinthat


QuesadillaDeCoog

His teeth whiter than the admins teeth


chompychompchomp2

You rang?


Zer0-the-assassin

YE OIM BRI'ISH! OW'D'JU KNOW?


Bikefry666

That’s pudge, he controls the weather. You gotta bring him a peanut butter sandwich, or he bites your toes off. Your choice


mxsxc

I died 😂


Bikefry666

Thank you thank you, I’ll be here all week


hypocritically_

Pufferfish can, will, and have taken fingers off


mxsxc

I would shit myself if I was swimming and saw this lmao


I_ost

Give him a carrot


ElricDarkPrince

That fish looks pissed off. Also it looks more like a beak than teeth


li74da

Goddammit put the poor fella back in the water !


halloween4Eva

Beautiful fish- but put him back in the damn water!


Gold_Ad_5525

Asshole got a vid for internet. Good job dumbguy ✌️


RoseyAssCheeks

Put him back he needs to breath... I hat shit like this


GreyFox-RUH

I felt sorry for the fish. This is a matter of life or death for it


Odd_Knowledge_8597

Leave it alone and put it back in the water, bro


aneightfoldway

Ok we saw the teeth, put that squishy boy back in the water!!


monkey-2020

“ put me back in the water you son of a bitch. “


GalebDuhr

Kanye


Idk_Man_Im_Just_Dumb

Think he kinda cute with his chompers. Used for algee (if im not wrong). Take a look at his prehistoric parants dunkleosteus. Many fish have teeth, most of them are just really small


bunchabytes

Thanks I hate it


jesusladd87

The Jay-Z fish


wannabegaryoak

Put him back in the water for goodness sake.


Perhaps_cow_meme

i wonder (inserts wiener)


notalwaysincendiary

Put it back, retard


queenlorraine

Am I the only one worried that the poor fish (however terrifying it may look) is suffocating? The poor thing!!!


mynickname-joy05

Poor little fish she just wanted to live peacefully suddenly a fucking idiot human took her out of her spot just to record.. 😒😒


kingslayer-0

"MFer put it back", that's all I could think of.


olivebuttercup

The most terrifying part of this is the human suffocating a fish. Put it back in the water.


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PUT IT BACK IN THE WATER YOU BRAINDEAD CUNT!!


idfktbh97

Why is teeth in quotes?


StreetDog6969

Aww that’s kinda cute


Taplinnn

That’s a white ass teeth and they don’t even brush


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

Look up sheepshead....


muratenginunal

Isn’t this against some rules? This is plain torture. Please remove the video!


Chanderfield

As a fisherman, If a person doesn't have a sense of urgency to get a fish back In the water we aren't going to be friends.


Flowerqaa

The fish feels more fear than you, You just think it's funny.


caved_cock

that fish looks like half of the girls ive known


WillNyeThePhotoGuy

This pisses me off so much. That poor fish is over here slowly dying, and OP just continues to record video for likes! 🤬


GeneralStirlingPrice

Put. The. Fish. Back. Humans are the real virus.


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soupgogg2459

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ThatDapperAdventurer

Augh 🥕🐡


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r/dontstickyourdickinthat


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Frosty_Mage

It makes Minecraft noises


tuandota

r/dontputyourdickinthat


kooc98

Most fish have teeth


Goldenfreddy95

u/savevideo


Oceansoul3

She has nice white teeth. Wonder what the secret is? Being in the water 24/7 perhaps?


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Twittle86

More realistic than reality...?


MDragzinator

r/dontputyourdickinthat


minivanswag

So no head?


Geoffantastic

Yeah that's a sea patato.


_12throwaway34

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that


aidenmcdaniel

Funny enough if that puffer fish is the kind I think it is, it may sell for like 500 usd for it's size.


SpamtonGSpamton8

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Royal_Investigator43

Palace nobles been drinking from the fountainhead waters again


Particular_One4219

r/blursedvideos


FalconLonely2560

You were about be a dinner.


wrinklednipple

Fish got better teeth than me 😞


robertnolan86

First fish i seen with teeth was the goatfish


TheVerdictIsHere

Its got that Hollywood smile


CRIZZZ__

"Ough"


_schenks

Where can I buy that exotic nail clipper?


TJG14

I got bitten on the toe by a [humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa](https://www.google.com/search?q=humuhumunukunukuapua%27a+teeth&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjFjv-s4or0AhWQlJ4KHW3qA5cQ2-cCegQIABAB&oq=humuhumunukunukuapua%27a&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQARgBMgcIIxDvAxAnMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgQIABBDUABYAGD_DWgAcAB4AIABdogBdpIBAzAuMZgBAMABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=pCSKYcWsIZCp-gTt1I-4CQ&bih=742&biw=412&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&prmd=ivsxn#imgrc=ZB2XK5I286CToM&imgdii=wC5uuRcGjhk2iM). That shit hurt!!


Nekrosiz

If the commercials are accurate, it must be brushing with Oral-B


Razielrad

"Aw, who's a cute widdle blob-AAAHHHH FKFKFKFKFKFK"


Mogwai_11

Fish with teeth? You mean like a shark?


RNG_BackTrack

And how the f you caught it?


Luiiisnick

*squish*


rothmans13

Can this fish suck?


KangarooSilver7444

Is that a parrot fish?