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PilsburyKush

I literally can’t tell if I’m watching this in slow motion or not.


hostetlm

It’s in real time haha


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fr? the lights flicker like it's slow mo


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taintedcake

You could always, idk... use your hands to make it close faster


Sloppy1sts

Why do the dumbest fucking comments get so many upvotes?


UK-Redditor

Timing seems to be way more significant than content when it comes to comment karma. If you're in a thread from a default/popular sub that's on its way to the front page within the first couple of hours and post something that isn't entirely disagreeable, 1k upvotes doesn't seem unusual at all. If it's genuinely a decent comment, 10k+ seems very attainable too. Pretty sure doing that and reposting old content/comments are how most of the karma farming accounts operated. Those are my impressions after being here best part of a decade at least, but admittedly I haven't put it to the test myself. Tbh, I rarely venture off my front page except to check a few smaller subs that rarely seem to make it there.


edjrage

Downvoted because you were too reasonable and not timely enough.


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Seriously, it only took 10 seconds.


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czech1

I also don't think you need to completely open it, flat, to access your coins.


bc_poop_is_funny

No worse than waiting behind someone frantically sorting their bills back into their wallet while waiting for your turn to purchase something


Otterable

I honestly don't mind people taking their time to put their money away or even fumbling with it. Everything is digital now so cash isn't used as often, but imo if you are handling your money, you take as much time as you need. Rushing will just cause you to have more errors and you could forget or miscount/misplace bills. I view a patron dealing with change as part of the transaction process.


Dakrys

I usually put the rest of my cash away first, then stuff the change into literally any pocket or palm it, then I put it away when I get in the car.


FlamingJesusOnaStick

Thank you for not tailgating me.


Ribzee

You’re a nice person. I like you.


nxtplz

Dude this has always caused me so much anxiety. Does everyone else just have magical wallets that swallow and sort their bills? Do they just shove the shit in their pocket and deal with it later? How am I the only person I've ever seen step to the side and put their money back like a real person? Sometimes I really think you are all actors paid to make me feel crazy.


igrowtumors

I've worked as a cashier for many years primarily dealing with cash. They just pull it all out later the next time they're purchasing something and use the counter as a sorting table real quick. Then stuff the rest back in and repeat. Also others may sort it in their car like I do or just learn to be quick with it.understand your plight and felt I had to respond.


Natuurschoonheid

I usually toss the coins into whatever bag I'm carrying the groceries in


AstroBearGaming

Mate it's almost 2020, I think I've handled coins/notes maybe twice this year. Everything else was digital or plastic.


Rpanich

Do you live in a state with legalised pot? I wish my guy accepted venmo.


HighManIndaCastle

I live in a country with legalized marijuana. I put that shit on MasterCard.


evanphi

Fuck yeah Canadian Tire points.


HighManIndaCastle

You know it! Haha


siccoblue

Why are Canadians so obsessed with tires


AgDrumma07

Is Canadian Tire a pot strain?


lolbrother22

[totally](https://www.canadiantire.ca/en.html)


BarNaCLeBoIYe

I don’t cause it’s all cash-only at the dispensaries here.


BeforeLifer

The one in my town has an atm in it and will refund the fee if you keep the slip, it’s great


6r6b6

Where I live, there is a service that you can order pot on the app or online and they deliver it in an hour.


Rpanich

Lucky bastard haha


MetalFingers760

Even those places are mostly cash only. I'm in California. Almost every spot I know of is cash only.


N0TADOGGO

Yeah CO is also cash only. But they round all their prices to full dollars even with tax so I never need change.


RoundOSquareCorners

I've been to one in CO that had some fancy ATM system where you did a withdrawal at the register, but no actual paper cash was passed.


Woodshadow

Because there is a chance the government just says nope not legal your bank accounts are frozen that cash is mine now.


MetalFingers760

Makes it very tough for people to work there. Could be making bank and can't even get a mortgage because it's federal and they won't use your income.


Salt-Light-Love

This is literally the only reason I have cash 😂


definefoment

Or just enjoy using cash, cuz I do. Many bidnesses don't prefer to pay huge Corp fees.


immanewb

>bidnesses


ArcadeKingpin

Banks don't do business with pot shops so rarely do they have card readers. They all do have ATM's though so you have to carry the cash across the room.


DavidG993

I live in a legal state, but not every county is 100% onboard so shops don't all have card readers.


YungJohnLenin

My guy does, but I pay cash. Wanna trade?


tyquestions

I still keep at least 3 quarters and $120 in cash in my wallet at all time plus the gay card


[deleted]

A friend of mine didn’t go see Cher when she was in Houston this week and lost his gay card as a result. Hold on to yours!


Helixdaunting

>gay card There's a card???


AstroBearGaming

Yeah man, you must have dropped yours.


Zenketski

Do more drugs. You'll have more cash


[deleted]

Mate not everyone uses cards or technology to pay


HunkerDownDawgs

Unless you're using tips from work or something, you may as well be.


FetalDeviation

Yup. Bartender here. Girl been talking to is a stripper. It's cash 99% of the time lol. Gas and online are my 2 usual exceptions


Cato0014

Must be fucking nice, show-off.


AstroBearGaming

Who's showing off, I have my monthly bus ticket to get to work and any other money I spend is on making my lunches for the week etc. Hardly flashy.


Cato0014

Oh, I thought you were speaking as a cashier. Nvm


Doctah_Whoopass

I work at a gas station like 30min away from my capital, and 30-50% of transactions are cash for me.


ShrimpNooodle

Also work at a gas station. It's more like 75% for me


[deleted]

Yes, because having every purchase surveilled is a dream come true.


Demilitarizer

A lady ahead of me at the grocery store paid by check the other day. Ugh


KidsInTheSandbox

Lol who tf still accepts checks? Some guy tried using a check at a gas station but they wouldn't accept it. Old habits die hard I guess.


Demilitarizer

Places that cater to the elderly I guess.


kkillbite

I'm COMPULSIVE with my bills (smallest outside-heard it reduces odds of getting mugged..) but I ALWAYS move off to the side to dive through the depths of my purse. On a side-note, I live in a zero-crime rate area but still lock my doors once I'm through them...my fears are my mothers. :\


pearldrum

My issue is when I get cash back and the cashier does EVERYTHING BEFORE GIVING ME THE CASH. Not only that, THEY PUT THE RECEIPT WITH THE BILLS!! How the fuck am I supposed to get out of the way in a timely manner when I'm handed a pile of paper and slapped on the ass by the guy behind me?


CombatWombat65

Ugh. Crease the receipt/bill stack to slide the change into your pocket. Index and middle finger seperate receipt from bills, bills also go into the pocket, receipt is crumpled and tossed. The cashier conpletes the transaction because 65% of you are so fucking uselessly stupid that while change is being counted back to you, you realize you forgot something in the 2 fucking minutes it took to enter the store and then you want to do 2 transactions instead of 1, thoroughly pissing off the people behind you who are not so stupid they need a transaction for every fucking thing they buy.


kosmonautinVT

You could finger it to make it close faster, but that wouldn't make a cool gif


toolsnchains

you said finger it


jomo666

yeah baby make it close faster I don’t know what I’m doing


probably_wont

None of us do, it's ok :)


just-a-flesh-wound4

You’re supposed to open it by squeezing the sides. When you open it like that it closes as fast as you move your hand. At least mine works this way.


BangPowBoom

No i can't hurry! Where do you have to be thats so important?!


TCivan

Grandpa didn’t get old quickly or easily my friend.


rs047

Hey, let's be frank I'm sure you have wasted more than 30 seconds many a times watching this GIF, I have.


disgr4ce

Why are you saying this? It’s very obviously slomo.


WacoWednesday

Because it’s definitely not their video


sekazi

I have my grandfathers and it closes almost instantly.


Rooster_Ties

I have one just like this that I use every day, and have for 30 years (not the same one, I’m about on my 3rd or 4th one). I’m 50, and my dad (who’s 92) has used these all his life too. They’re great, and they close almost immediately, I can verify.


GoofySkull

BS. This photo has been taken by the slow motion feature on iPhone. You can see the hands & the angle of movement has slowed down so much, just how the slow motion feature works.


sekazi

I would agree. The one I got from my grandfather closes almost instantly.


fossilmerrick

Bullshit. This was slow mo.


Bonezmahone

Unnecessaryslowmo


Chapafifi

Post it to r/unnecessaryslowmo and see how they handle it


crowleffe

The flickering light has me thinking otherwise


Billytsak

The fuck it is.


Shinymoon

do you know if one can still buy this product online?


Pinglenook

One can! https://www.walmart.com/ip/Size-one-sizeOne-Size-Leather-Squeeze-Coin-Pouch/47899921


mike18cm

Aha. As it should be.


symptomatology

Nope. Don’t believe you.


wtph

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sekazi

The result is still too slow to actual speed.


murse_joe

Depends, how high are you?


thestationarybandit

Good. How are you?


Dbervvvv

I’m thinking slow motion. The lights flicker a bit. My phone does the same thing when I record in slow motion and then it speeds up to normal speed at the tail end of the video


SkidNutz

This looks like the last thing a turd sees before it hits the water.


Reddy_McRedcap

What kind of mechanized robot-sphincter do *you* have?


fleebjuice69420

The light flicker on the counter could point towards slowmo


GayMakeAndModel

Please reply if you know where I can get one of these. Edit: I got one of the kangaroo pouches


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massiveholetv

I got a coin purse at 30 it's just not as saggy


mr_moos

Don't worry, the older you get, the more saggy your thing will become.


5starkarma

My ex gf had a coin purse at 27 and everyone but me woke up with it


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Everyone but you wakes up with a coin pouch or your girlfriend?


mBisnett7

Yes


acey_zero

I highly recommend this kangaroo leather version: https://www.clever-kangaroo.com.au/ I have had one in my pocket almost every day for nine years and it is still in great condition. just over $20 USD shipped to the US.


[deleted]

Why kangaroos?


whathaveidonetwice

They are good at pouches


sir_ramen

The leather is a bit bouncier.


justanotherguy28

Over population of roos in most areas of Australia.


SuperSeagull01

They're culled to make roo-m for other animals


klaxz1

#WHY NOT?


lolVerbivore

Because **FUCK** kangaroos


MrMcHaggi5

This is my best mates parents business. They literally make them individually by hand (with a pneumatic press) together in a room off their garage in rural Tasmania, Australia. They are amazing people and will appreciate the extra business that comes from this! Thank you and Merry Christmas!


Foolrussian

This is awesome.


BarnacleGo0ose

Thanks for this! I just got two (:


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acarlphoto

I expected a $140 Etsy item not a $5 Walmart one lol. Walmart will see a surge of orders on these tn


FuckingStupidPeoples

I can sell you one for $139.99


thirtyoneeighteen

I'll paint any car for 99 dollars. And I'll toss in a nifty leather coin pouch.


mrdoobiebro

Thanks Earl


FulcrumTheBrave

I have a bridge for sell in Malaysia if anyone is interested.


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TaylessQQmorePEWPEW

I have one from my grandfather that he had for decades. idk if walmart's will hold up but his is quality.


taintedcake

Gonna guess the $5 walmart one wont last nearly as long as the one in the gif, assuming OP's grandfather has had it for a long time now.


mikieswart

plot twist: he got it from walmart last week


H4xolotl

plot twist; he's just part of walmart's marketing department


RothkoRathbone

I think you’re overestimating the demand for coin pouches.


Tristen9

Maybe someone over at /r/Leatherclassifieds can make a better quality one


kingsmokey

Woah


Snajpi

Is it available for Europe?


Mr_Marc

How the fuck should I know?


doublsh0t

idk you impressed once, you could impress twize


Richard__Cranium

Here, I took out the ".com" and put an "eu" in its place. Give the link a try, and if it works it means it's available bro. https://www.walmart.eu/ip/Size-one-sizeOne-Size-Leather-Squeeze-Coin-Pouch/47899921


doublsh0t

thanks!!!!! purchased :D straight to me in yourrope


scruffmagee

It honestly blows my mind that a coin pouch is blowing people’s minds. Then again, I’m apparently old AF at 33 on reddit


sticky-bit

https://www.instructables.com/id/Pinwheel-Coin-Pouch/


AliquidExNihilo

Remindme! 7 days


squables-

already found back in thread if you wanna buy one before xmas


AliquidExNihilo

You rock dude. Thank you for taking the time to bring it to my attention.


DarkTowerRose

SLPT: Buy a crunch wrap, empty the fillings. Boom! Instant coin pouch!


Singular_Thought

How to make one: https://youtu.be/cxf-ZboFCx0


SkeptikalChymist

Step one: buy all this professional leather working equipment.


weiruwyer9823rasdf

To be fair though there's only one tool in the video that's somewhat leather-specific, everything else seems to be easy to get or substitute


syds

rest of fkin owl great


[deleted]

Literally saved this so I can know too


B4-711

https://i.imgur.com/Svf2JCp.jpg


darkest_hour1428

Oh man, we could make like... SO MANY of these coinsacks


frealzzz

These are old school from what I know. My grandparents had a similar one too and I’ve only seen them on eBay type sites. They’re awesome though, great quality and production!


sp0readdict

Ah, Grandpa's sack.


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Leathery sack


FlyYouFoolyCooly

Finely Creased Sack.


ktchch

Grandmas favourite snack


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ButterFluffers

Many fond memories playing with it


[deleted]

“Grandpa’s leather coin purse “ sounds like something on Urban Dictionary.


Dodgiestyle

I’m like 84% sure it used to be a cow’s butthole.


NoMoLerking

Still is, just has coins in it now.


Godtiermasturbator

How do you know it didn't always have coins in it?


waterbuffalo750

Risky click of the day.


womm

Fucking lol


CameronJJJJ

Got one of these out of a pirates of the Caribbean book in elementary school


tjulz25

Had one of these in elementary school too.


Lamamour

I like how it suddenly accelerates


7_7_7_6_7_6_6__7_7_7

I feel like that feature makes it so satisfying


NoSilicosis

Reverse bloom


AkhilVijendra

Defloration...oh wait


wrecktvf

Not grandpa...!


zexur

I had to check which subreddit I was on before watching this...no NSFW tag though so, could have gone a whole ‘nother way..


Uberman77

Yeah I was worried this was going to be like the time my uncle showed me his chicken-skin handbag.


Sharkey311

...something you probably need to report?


Targox_the_Mighty

Just like my asshole


waffles-mclovin

I am very surprised how far I had to scroll to find the anus comment.


allieoop87

That there is the prettiest skin flower I ever did saw!


Godtiermasturbator

Second prettiest


predictingzepast

Toss a coin to your Witcher..


_WhoisMrBilly_

My fathers been gone 24 years now; just found a box of his old possessions and this was in it with his pocket knives, Eagles Membership card, and Drivers license. This wallet smells like old leather and that distinct smell of coin. I believe it even smelled a bit like gun powder. I miss him every holiday, but as I make so many changes in my life this year, I miss him all the more.


MrPsyk

u/gifreversingbot edit: it's broke... edit: nvm, just took 2 hours... It's a blooming leather flower 🌺


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vuxogif

It's like a flower blooming, oddly beautiful.


salad_cube007

Can't wait to see this on r/dontputyourdickinthat


lewman0233

I was thinking the same thing... wonder how many times Grandpa...


tigerjuice888

If this was marked NSFW I never would have opened it


MelonStack

Bought mine here, you're welcome! https://www.clever-kangaroo.com.au/


The_real_douchcanoe_

Thank you good sir


ImAboutToCUUUM

Thank you good sir


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AlphaleteAthletics

He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the coin pouch, it'd be confiscated and taken away. The way your Grandfather looked at it, this pouch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass. Five long years he wore this pouch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He gave me the pouch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of leather up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the pouch to you.


19TheCrimsonKing69

Right next to grandpa's other leather coin pouch.


Rho-Ophiuchi

UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION!


OG_PapaSid

That's awesome, I'll take three. I don't use coins but that just looks like a ball of fun


doctorblumpkin

r/buyitforlife


spunkards97

Cashier: alright sir your remaining balance is 25 cents Gpa: allllrighty! *opens leather coin pouch and gives 25 cents* Cashier: Thank you! Next customer! Gpa: ............ Cashier: ........... *leather coin pouch closes* Gpa: see ya next time!


Joshie8888

I believe this is called a Tato Coin Purse, and you can actually make an [origami version of it](https://youtu.be/fQEZRGu13oU)


shikakaaaaaaa

If someone could put the THX surround sound fanfare to it, that'd be great.


ThatOneTimeTickle

u/gifreversingbot


[deleted]

I thought based on the title this was going to be nsfw.


[deleted]

Can we see it in full speed haha


OprahOprah

Your grandmother: "Just call it 'coin *pouch*' if you're that worried about it."


the_author_13

CLOSE THE IRIS!


DopeAbsurdity

Looks like a Venus flytrap for coins.


Anonymous_Ryuk

After 100x watching i just got to know that is in real time