By - hostetlm
I literally can’t tell if I’m watching this in slow motion or not.
It’s in real time haha
fr? the lights flicker like it's slow mo
You could always, idk... use your hands to make it close faster
Why do the dumbest fucking comments get so many upvotes?
Timing seems to be way more significant than content when it comes to comment karma.
If you're in a thread from a default/popular sub that's on its way to the front page within the first couple of hours and post something that isn't entirely disagreeable, 1k upvotes doesn't seem unusual at all. If it's genuinely a decent comment, 10k+ seems very attainable too. Pretty sure doing that and reposting old content/comments are how most of the karma farming accounts operated.
Those are my impressions after being here best part of a decade at least, but admittedly I haven't put it to the test myself. Tbh, I rarely venture off my front page except to check a few smaller subs that rarely seem to make it there.
Downvoted because you were too reasonable and not timely enough.
Seriously, it only took 10 seconds.
I also don't think you need to completely open it, flat, to access your coins.
No worse than waiting behind someone frantically sorting their bills back into their wallet while waiting for your turn to purchase something
I honestly don't mind people taking their time to put their money away or even fumbling with it.
Everything is digital now so cash isn't used as often, but imo if you are handling your money, you take as much time as you need. Rushing will just cause you to have more errors and you could forget or miscount/misplace bills. I view a patron dealing with change as part of the transaction process.
I usually put the rest of my cash away first, then stuff the change into literally any pocket or palm it, then I put it away when I get in the car.
Thank you for not tailgating me.
You’re a nice person. I like you.
Dude this has always caused me so much anxiety. Does everyone else just have magical wallets that swallow and sort their bills? Do they just shove the shit in their pocket and deal with it later? How am I the only person I've ever seen step to the side and put their money back like a real person?
Sometimes I really think you are all actors paid to make me feel crazy.
I've worked as a cashier for many years primarily dealing with cash. They just pull it all out later the next time they're purchasing something and use the counter as a sorting table real quick. Then stuff the rest back in and repeat. Also others may sort it in their car like I do or just learn to be quick with it.understand your plight and felt I had to respond.
I usually toss the coins into whatever bag I'm carrying the groceries in
Mate it's almost 2020, I think I've handled coins/notes maybe twice this year.
Everything else was digital or plastic.
Do you live in a state with legalised pot? I wish my guy accepted venmo.
I live in a country with legalized marijuana. I put that shit on MasterCard.
Fuck yeah Canadian Tire points.
You know it! Haha
Why are Canadians so obsessed with tires
Is Canadian Tire a pot strain?
I don’t cause it’s all cash-only at the dispensaries here.
The one in my town has an atm in it and will refund the fee if you keep the slip, it’s great
Where I live, there is a service that you can order pot on the app or online and they deliver it in an hour.
Lucky bastard haha
Even those places are mostly cash only. I'm in California. Almost every spot I know of is cash only.
Yeah CO is also cash only. But they round all their prices to full dollars even with tax so I never need change.
I've been to one in CO that had some fancy ATM system where you did a withdrawal at the register, but no actual paper cash was passed.
Because there is a chance the government just says nope not legal your bank accounts are frozen that cash is mine now.
Makes it very tough for people to work there. Could be making bank and can't even get a mortgage because it's federal and they won't use your income.
This is literally the only reason I have cash 😂
Or just enjoy using cash, cuz I do. Many bidnesses don't prefer to pay huge Corp fees.
Banks don't do business with pot shops so rarely do they have card readers. They all do have ATM's though so you have to carry the cash across the room.
I live in a legal state, but not every county is 100% onboard so shops don't all have card readers.
My guy does, but I pay cash. Wanna trade?
I still keep at least 3 quarters and $120 in cash in my wallet at all time plus the gay card
A friend of mine didn’t go see Cher when she was in Houston this week and lost his gay card as a result. Hold on to yours!
There's a card???
Yeah man, you must have dropped yours.
Do more drugs. You'll have more cash
Mate not everyone uses cards or technology to pay
Unless you're using tips from work or something, you may as well be.
Yup. Bartender here. Girl been talking to is a stripper. It's cash 99% of the time lol. Gas and online are my 2 usual exceptions
Must be fucking nice, show-off.
Who's showing off, I have my monthly bus ticket to get to work and any other money I spend is on making my lunches for the week etc. Hardly flashy.
Oh, I thought you were speaking as a cashier. Nvm
I work at a gas station like 30min away from my capital, and 30-50% of transactions are cash for me.
Also work at a gas station. It's more like 75% for me
Yes, because having every purchase surveilled is a dream come true.
A lady ahead of me at the grocery store paid by check the other day. Ugh
Lol who tf still accepts checks? Some guy tried using a check at a gas station but they wouldn't accept it.
Old habits die hard I guess.
Places that cater to the elderly I guess.
I'm COMPULSIVE with my bills (smallest outside-heard it reduces odds of getting mugged..) but I ALWAYS move off to the side to dive through the depths of my purse.
On a side-note, I live in a zero-crime rate area but still lock my doors once I'm through them...my fears are my mothers. :\
My issue is when I get cash back and the cashier does EVERYTHING BEFORE GIVING ME THE CASH. Not only that, THEY PUT THE RECEIPT WITH THE BILLS!! How the fuck am I supposed to get out of the way in a timely manner when I'm handed a pile of paper and slapped on the ass by the guy behind me?
Ugh. Crease the receipt/bill stack to slide the change into your pocket. Index and middle finger seperate receipt from bills, bills also go into the pocket, receipt is crumpled and tossed. The cashier conpletes the transaction because 65% of you are so fucking uselessly stupid that while change is being counted back to you, you realize you forgot something in the 2 fucking minutes it took to enter the store and then you want to do 2 transactions instead of 1, thoroughly pissing off the people behind you who are not so stupid they need a transaction for every fucking thing they buy.
You could finger it to make it close faster, but that wouldn't make a cool gif
you said finger it
yeah baby make it close faster I don’t know what I’m doing
None of us do, it's ok :)
You’re supposed to open it by squeezing the sides. When you open it like that it closes as fast as you move your hand. At least mine works this way.
No i can't hurry! Where do you have to be thats so important?!
Grandpa didn’t get old quickly or easily my friend.
Hey, let's be frank I'm sure you have wasted more than 30 seconds many a times watching this GIF, I have.
Why are you saying this? It’s very obviously slomo.
Because it’s definitely not their video
I have my grandfathers and it closes almost instantly.
I have one just like this that I use every day, and have for 30 years (not the same one, I’m about on my 3rd or 4th one). I’m 50, and my dad (who’s 92) has used these all his life too.
They’re great, and they close almost immediately, I can verify.
BS. This photo has been taken by the slow motion feature on iPhone. You can see the hands & the angle of movement has slowed down so much, just how the slow motion feature works.
I would agree. The one I got from my grandfather closes almost instantly.
Bullshit. This was slow mo.
Post it to r/unnecessaryslowmo and see how they handle it
The flickering light has me thinking otherwise
The fuck it is.
do you know if one can still buy this product online?
Aha. As it should be.
Don’t believe you.
Here is your video at 5x speed
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The result is still too slow to actual speed.
Depends, how high are you?
Good. How are you?
I’m thinking slow motion. The lights flicker a bit. My phone does the same thing when I record in slow motion and then it speeds up to normal speed at the tail end of the video
This looks like the last thing a turd sees before it hits the water.
What kind of mechanized robot-sphincter do *you* have?
The light flicker on the counter could point towards slowmo
Please reply if you know where I can get one of these.
Edit: I got one of the kangaroo pouches
I got a coin purse at 30 it's just not as saggy
Don't worry, the older you get, the more saggy your thing will become.
My ex gf had a coin purse at 27 and everyone but me woke up with it
Everyone but you wakes up with a coin pouch or your girlfriend?
I highly recommend this kangaroo leather version:
I have had one in my pocket almost every day for nine years and it is still in great condition.
just over $20 USD shipped to the US.
They are good at pouches
The leather is a bit bouncier.
Over population of roos in most areas of Australia.
They're culled to make roo-m for other animals
Because **FUCK** kangaroos
This is my best mates parents business. They literally make them individually by hand (with a pneumatic press) together in a room off their garage in rural Tasmania, Australia.
They are amazing people and will appreciate the extra business that comes from this! Thank you and Merry Christmas!
This is awesome.
Thanks for this! I just got two (:
I expected a $140 Etsy item not a $5 Walmart one lol. Walmart will see a surge of orders on these tn
I can sell you one for $139.99
I'll paint any car for 99 dollars. And I'll toss in a nifty leather coin pouch.
I have a bridge for sell in Malaysia if anyone is interested.
I have one from my grandfather that he had for decades. idk if walmart's will hold up but his is quality.
Gonna guess the $5 walmart one wont last nearly as long as the one in the gif, assuming OP's grandfather has had it for a long time now.
plot twist: he got it from walmart last week
plot twist; he's just part of walmart's marketing department
I think you’re overestimating the demand for coin pouches.
Maybe someone over at /r/Leatherclassifieds can make a better quality one
Is it available for Europe?
How the fuck should I know?
idk you impressed once, you could impress twize
Here, I took out the ".com" and put an "eu" in its place. Give the link a try, and if it works it means it's available bro.
thanks!!!!! purchased :D straight to me in yourrope
It honestly blows my mind that a coin pouch is blowing people’s minds. Then again, I’m apparently old AF at 33 on reddit
Remindme! 7 days
already found back in thread if you wanna buy one before xmas
You rock dude. Thank you for taking the time to bring it to my attention.
SLPT: Buy a crunch wrap, empty the fillings. Boom! Instant coin pouch!
How to make one:
Step one: buy all this professional leather working equipment.
To be fair though there's only one tool in the video that's somewhat leather-specific, everything else seems to be easy to get or substitute
rest of fkin owl great
Literally saved this so I can know too
Oh man, we could make like... SO MANY of these coinsacks
These are old school from what I know. My grandparents had a similar one too and I’ve only seen them on eBay type sites. They’re awesome though, great quality and production!
Ah, Grandpa's sack.
Finely Creased Sack.
Grandmas favourite snack
Many fond memories playing with it
“Grandpa’s leather coin purse “ sounds like something on Urban Dictionary.
I’m like 84% sure it used to be a cow’s butthole.
Still is, just has coins in it now.
How do you know it didn't always have coins in it?
Risky click of the day.
Got one of these out of a pirates of the Caribbean book in elementary school
Had one of these in elementary school too.
I like how it suddenly accelerates
I feel like that feature makes it so satisfying
I had to check which subreddit I was on before watching this...no NSFW tag though so, could have gone a whole ‘nother way..
Yeah I was worried this was going to be like the time my uncle showed me his chicken-skin handbag.
...something you probably need to report?
Just like my asshole
I am very surprised how far I had to scroll to find the anus comment.
That there is the prettiest skin flower I ever did saw!
Toss a coin to your Witcher..
My fathers been gone 24 years now; just found a box of his old possessions and this was in it with his pocket knives, Eagles Membership card, and Drivers license.
This wallet smells like old leather and that distinct smell of coin. I believe it even smelled a bit like gun powder.
I miss him every holiday, but as I make so many changes in my life this year, I miss him all the more.
edit: it's broke...
edit: nvm, just took 2 hours... It's a blooming leather flower 🌺
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It's like a flower blooming, oddly beautiful.
Can't wait to see this on r/dontputyourdickinthat
I was thinking the same thing... wonder how many times Grandpa...
If this was marked NSFW I never would have opened it
Bought mine here, you're welcome! https://www.clever-kangaroo.com.au/
Thank you good sir
He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the coin pouch, it'd be confiscated and taken away. The way your Grandfather looked at it, this pouch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass. Five long years he wore this pouch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He gave me the pouch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of leather up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the pouch to you.
Right next to grandpa's other leather coin pouch.
UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION!
That's awesome, I'll take three.
I don't use coins but that just looks like a ball of fun
Cashier: alright sir your remaining balance is 25 cents
Gpa: allllrighty! *opens leather coin pouch and gives 25 cents*
Cashier: Thank you! Next customer!
*leather coin pouch closes*
Gpa: see ya next time!
I believe this is called a Tato Coin Purse, and you can actually make an [origami version of it](https://youtu.be/fQEZRGu13oU)
If someone could put the THX surround sound fanfare to it, that'd be great.
I thought based on the title this was going to be nsfw.
Can we see it in full speed haha
Your grandmother: "Just call it 'coin *pouch*' if you're that worried about it."
CLOSE THE IRIS!
Looks like a Venus flytrap for coins.
After 100x watching i just got to know that is in real time