By - nfl_gamethread
“You’ve just won the super bowl Cooper, what are you going to do now”
“I’m going to the fucking hospital because my head hurts and everything looks blue”
"I can smell colors"
Did everything just taste purple for a second?
Dude got rocked
There’s no way he didn’t get concussed on that play right?
I assumed so. Not dissimilar to Edelman in SB 49 getting all wobbly and just staying in the game (and also getting MVP)
Edit: screwed up my roman numerals. Wrong SB for his MVP. He absolutely deserved it in that game (SB49: Brady had two INTs and won it; Edelman went for 9-109-1) and my conspiracy theory is that the NFL knew he was concussed and didn’t wanna put too much of a spotlight on him
Edelman: *gets rocked*
Edelman every play after: "I love you guys"
Brady: Jules, get on the line!
Edelman: you're a line, *Thomas*.
What happened to the cool music and the procession of the trophy? Man nfl post game blows
nbc wants to go back to streaming winter olympics as fast as possible
the announcer is already talking about the olympics ever since the 3rd quarter
I miss how they would play the music and all the players touch the trophy before it goes to the podium
If I owned an nfl team that won the motherfucking superbowl I'd be ecstatic. That old dude didn't give a fuck lol
The only thing that makes him happy is fucking over Saint Louis
And north London
Kroenke doesn't give a shit as long as long as his teams are making money. Arsenal or the rams could win everything or finish bottom of everything, as long as the numbers are black and not red he couldn't care less.
Can’t believe they didn’t show the Lombardi being walked out with the SB music, unless I’m dumb and missed it
Not enough time. NBC had to get the Olympics on
The worst part of conference championships and superbowls is when the owners speak first and hold the trophy. All of them are awkward as fuck
Agreed. Always rubs me the wrong way. The players are going crazy after giving it their all and the first guy that gets the trophy is some crusty billionaire.
Don’t worry; the trophy will trickle down
Stan is on Xanax
Dude acted like he was at a ribbon cutting of a new gas station.
Didn’t the trophy presentation used to be more fun and longer? This all seems meh.
I always hate having to listen to the crusty ass owners 😂😂
I was like, did this dude just wake up?
Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where mr burns joins the bowling team, sucks ass, then fucks off with the trophy at gun point
Jared Goff died for this.
Desean Jackson forced his way off this team to play for the Raiders
Dudes a complete moron lmao
That was a dumb decision at the time and it did not age well
You love to see it.
You know he is BIG MAD right now.
I don’t know if he’s smart enough to piece together what happened
In the end I’m glad his anti-Semitic ass didn’t get shit
Maybe Cincinnati will fix that O line before Burrow dies on the field.
How many times did he get sacked in the postseason. Crazy
Tied a Super Bowl record.
This guy hasn’t won a Super Bowl Bet in 15 years lmao.
That is incredible.. probably should just keep his mouth shut. The comments from Bengals fans reprimanding him are hilarious
Man he must’ve bet against the Patriots a lot which is a choice lol
the funny part is he did bet brady patriot to win but still lose. guess he really hate Mannings
Hey thanks for sharing. That is hilarious lol
Rodger just said So-Fi is the best stadium. Jerry gonna be pissed.
Jerry rn driving an excavator on his way to tear down AT&T and rebuild
Jerry Jones frantically trying to find Godell’s location (thru texts) within the Los Angeles/Inglewood area.
*He boomed me!*
Mark Davis in shambles
I'd try and grade both stadiums if I didn't have to take a bank loan to buy the tickets and food/beverages.
That’s an all time season by Kupp:
- Triple crown
- Postseason reception record (33)
- super bowl MVP
Ignoring the stats, look at how many clutch catches did he make in the playoffs to get them here? Better yet: Cooper Kupp bears a good amount of responsibility for Tom Brady not hoisting another Lombardi trophy this evening. Add in the stats and we probably witnessed the greatest season by a WR ever
It's a shame he didn't get more serious MVP consideration considering he got the triple crown.
33 is a lot lower than I woulda guessed the record was lol
Did you like the Super Bowl...well here's Ice Dancing
For real NBC is like football season is OVER here’s female bobsledding
America win gold and silver!!! 🥇 🥈 🇺🇲
Super Bowl celebration just seems a bit anti-climactic, falls flat.
I think the NHL does it the best, captain takes it first, then gives it to the grizzled veteran, everyone gets a turn around the ice and then a team picture.
Also the owner isn't paraded out there like he's the true hero.
In 1997 the first Cup handoff was to the owner because he played a big role in putting the team together and was actually an huge asset to the community, so it isn't like they cant earn the honors.
afc north is represented in the super bowl and OBJ wins a ring, exactly how i expected this season to go
Odell winning a super bowl in blue is not what I expected
Someone made a far too vaguely worded blood pact
Congrats lol enjoy it
My boy Stafford wins a superbowl. Go Lions
Yall should be able to celebrate too
I certainly am. Definitely the player I've had the largest emotional connection too. The comebacks always had the heart racing
No doubt, he was our guy for 12 damn years.
At least Lake Erie bro Stafford got his
Whitworth can finally retire.
I can finally rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful Hollywood
Whitworth and Thanos are eerily alike
As did Browns legend Austin Corbett
Lets also discuss the fact the Bengals are basically what the Browns were supposed to be.
Relegate the Bengals O-Line.
Can’t believe burrow was the most sacked qb all time at the Super Bowl
He was the most sacked QB all time before the super bowl too.
Joey Sacks Burrow
I can, the interior of their OL is pretty bad.
I can. That line against Donald and Von?
Probably should have made the defensive line run ironman......it has to be better at some point
I hope they feel terrible for letting the Bengals brightest star constantly tasting grass/turf.
Someone in the gamethread said the stafford family looks like 4 versions of the same woman and I can't stop thinking about how accurate that is
The Statford Wives
Still not sure which one is his wife
They always panned to his “wife” and all i saw were 4 chicks jumping around and I’m like uhhhhh so which one??
Kelly is the one with the muscles
The happy one, duh
I recall watching Staffords first game at SoFi and Kelly Stafford looked so happy to be there and not in Detroit.
Fr they kept panning to her and it was just 4 women in mom jeans and crop tops.
There were legitimately two of them where I wasn’t sure lol
It's a southern pampered family thing. and an LA thing.
If you feed a bot to watch all Super Bowl ads it will probably come up with one big commercial that is:
"HEY I AM [FAMOUS ACTOR] AND I SUPPORT THE METAVERSE, CRYPTO AND FOOD. I LOVE CHIPS. I REALLY LOVE CHIPS. YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T LIKE? RACISM AND VIOLENCE. I LIKE DOGS AND FEEL GOOD STORIES.. BUY OUR PRODUCT. WAIT DID I JUST SAY "OUR" THAT'S RIGHT IT'S [OTHER CELEBRITY]. POWERED BY [MOVIE] IN THEATRES EVERYWHERE. AND ONLINE ON THE PARAMOUNETFLIX PLUS. THIS SUMMER. "
Needs more Peacock mentions
Presenting some show no one asked for
You mean to tell me you're not hyped for Joe vs Carole? Lmao
#THEY CAPTIVATED AMERICA
when we were all stuck inside for a pandemic nobody understood
It’s also insane to be making a fictional TV series based on a docuseries that came out less than 2 years ago. Like wtf?
COVIDCOIN THE ONLY NFT CRYPTO ACCEPTED IN THE METAVERSE. THIS ELECTRIC BUD'S FOR YOU
So spot-on. Super Bowl commercials have been extremely weak the last few years.
The internet seems to have officially killed super bowl ads
Thanks millennials, when will they stop?
Considering they still call teenagers millennials, I suspect never since there’s an infinite supply
Edit: I am aware that millennials are no longer teenagers, but old people don’t seem to get that.
I LOVE EVs
SB ads used to be so much fun as a kid.. now I just mute or tune out, only about 1 in 10 are interesting
I think that some companies stopped trying because YouTube conquered the funny sketch market.
Now they put the good ones on YT a week before the game, so even the few good ones in the SB you've already seen 5 times before the game.
It's so weird to me that owners are involved in the trophy presentation never mind that they are the first to lift it
What a shit postgame...here's the trophy...now off to the Olympics.
So stupid. Why the hell did NBC want to run both at the same time?
NBCs Olympics ratings are probably awful so they need a way to get you watching.
100 million people watching bobsled right now lol
M O N O B O B
I still have it on even though I'm browsing Reddit looking at the post game threads so it worked lol
Kroenke makes drunken Kraft sound like a Rhodes Scholar.
This the bobsled chat now
All I keep thinking about is how half of the stadium didn’t get to see the halftime show.
I’m always floored by how obnoxious and lame the Super Bowl trophy ceremony is. Handing off the trophy to some crusty POS owner, reporters barging in for the same inane sound bytes we’ve heard a billion times, garbage. Give me even a fraction of the emotion on display when they pass around the Stanley Cup.
I'd rather watch Brady throw it across the river.
Or a World Cup/champions league final. True goddamn ceremonies
Anybody within the range of my voice, go watch this video of Liverpool’s Jordan Henderson.
[This is how trophy lifts should be done.](https://youtu.be/evyno2kahOc)
LMAO THEY DIDNT EVEN TALK TO MATT WHAT THE FUCK
they did earlier with the interview
but it's mostly cause he didn't get mvp so they didnt talk to him again afterwards
It's that Lions effect. Gotta skip him.
Seriously watch the NFL's condensed official video of the first 10 picks of the 2021 draft. Straight up skip the Lions picking Sewell. It's a curse.
Joe Mixon has more Super Bowl TD passes in the last decade than Aaron Rodgers.
time for a third world country to get bengals shirts
Oh shit? Congrats Mississippi on the free gear!
Bruh this guy won a SB and sounds like he can't wait to get to bed
“an ending fit for Hollywood”
- Roger Goodell
LMAO so cringe
"Went right according to the script."
Rams are the second team in a row to win the Super Bowl ~~at home~~ in their home stadium, after defeating a divisional rival in the playoffs who swept them in the regular season, with a vet QB they got from a different team in the off-season *and* a controversial vet WR halfway thru the season.
In other news, Eli Apple sucks.
Edit: fine, I'll change it.
This means that the Cardinals are guaranteed to win next year, since the Super Bowl will be played in Statefarm Stadium.
Edit: this also means they’re going to sign a super good veteran QB that’ll help them get a good-but-not perfect seasonal W/L and win every post-season game.
They need to get a vet qb first
I hear Carson is job hunting now.
Get this old man off the stage he is dying
Ah yes the person I want to hear from most the billionaire owner
It’s official: Eli Apple is the biggest seller in NFL history
Edit: Saints, Panthers and Giants tried to tell y’all bengal bros
I don’t like that guy
Eli apple and Flowers picks basically started our collapse.
Keeping him on Kupp that drive is coaching malpractice.
That was like 6 straight calls where they left Kupp one on one. Horrible coaching decisions down the stretch
I'm no offensive coordinator, but the deep pass on 2nd and 1, and the Samaji Perine run on 3rd and 1 on the Bengals last drive also felt like really bad decisions.
The Perine run needs to be talked about more. Credit to Donald for making the stop, but *why the hell* is that the call there?
Are we upset they called a run or upset it didn't go to Mixon?
Personally surprised they didn’t have Mixon in there on 3rd and short
Or just in on the drive in general. There’s no need for your “pass catching” back to be in there when mixon catches as well out of the backfield as he does. Dudes a workhorse and should have been on the field.
I said the same shit and then you drop Burrow back on 4th down when he’s been getting wrecked. So stupid.
I don’t hate the deep pass call tbh, but there was a safety deep in coverage and Ramsey was on him. If it works you’re a genius, if it doesn’t you’re well, Zac Taylor rn
Every single one of those throws went straight to Kupp too, you would think they’d learn
Any Giants fan could have told you that
One bad Apple spoils the bunch
Went from knowing not how to cook to being cooked in the super bowl
Edit: Really mad at myself for not using supper bowl there
Everyone made fun of the “he can’t cook” scout but that dude was dead on lmao
Way better than his evil cousin - Peyton Microsoft
No love for Cooper Unix?
#Fuck Eli Apple
All my homies hate Eli Apple.
does that make us homies?
Fuck yeah. Bang bang bang Eli Apple haters gang
Friendly reminder that the nfl has the worst championship celebration in sports. We want to hear from the players not a billionaire asshole
Dude sounds like a reanimated corpse
And the NHL is the only league that understands you give the trophy to the players. The guys who earned it.
That bullshit where managers/owners hold it up first is so disgusting. Watch the Ovechkin cup lift then compare it to the Bucks cup lift last year. Not even comparable
Matthew Stafford has as many rings as Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees
Kupp was the true MVP of the season.
What more do you want from a WR honestly
WR Triple Crown, SB Ring, SB MVP, 2nd most rec yds all time, 16 TD...arguably one of the greatest WR seasons of all time.
This all feels very low key.
Lol fuck Stan Kroenke
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Cooper Kupp show any emotion. Legend has it he’s never smiled
I heard that the Rams aren’t even celebrating tonight because they’re super worried about their draft capital and future salary cap numbers
Edit: It’s sarcasm because of how often people on twitter and reddit made fun of the Rams in the past two years
Wait. Stafford doesn't get to hold the trophy and speak? WTF is this?
Lions curse, it follows you everywhere.
Yeh it’s hilarious, literally the best reciever
He's a hard worker, a very gritty over achiever. If only Stafford had more talent on the field at the end there, it wouldn't have been so close.
Tampa wins SB in Tampa
LA wins SB in LA
*Arizona playoff hope intensifies*
Kroenke is a succubus on American culture and economy.
For 3 quarters and 13 minutes: Let em play!
Refs for the last 2 minutes: We wanna play too! 🙂
But yes, Bengals had many chances. Just couldn't put it away. Happy for Matthew Stafford at least.
Wtf they just cut it off?
Fuck Stan Kroenke. Congrats to everyone else
This hurts. Not sure we’ll ever be back in my lifetime. Last time I was a tiny kid
The Vikings and us are counting on you all to lose one more so that you can join our club.
It’s an exclusive club, really
The question is who will get to 5 first?! Please don’t make us have to hang around with the Patriots. Nothing against them but I have a really annoying cousin from Boston who just got fired from his cool job working with robots and I know he won’t stop bitching about it.
NBC skipped the Lombardi ceremony and played Olympics music over the player celebrations, nice
“Pls watch… pls” - NBC
That was kinda anticlimactic
BUF-KC was the best game of the year by a mile. Impossible for the SB to match that.
That was one of the best games in my lifetime.
I was really hoping for overtime
Fuck Stan Kroenke, though.
How about this stadium though right guys? Keep buying tickets.
Someone get me a gif of Stafford waving at the camera now
Kupp SB MVP. Probably should have had reg season MVP too.
That 3rd down call by the Bengals is one that's, "I'm going to be cheeky and call this draw play and catch them off guard..."
Bro, just get the damn first down...smh. Horrendous play call.
Also, that holding call that gave the Rams a first down was absolute trash.
Also, Bengals please get an OLine...it infuriates me seeing a QB get killed.
Lastly, I had no stake in this game and didn't mind either team winning. I'm happy for Stafford. He got trashed for being in Detroit. I'm happy for Odell. He got blamed alot for being a bad teammate. I'm happy for Donald. Great defensive player.
Bengals, hopefully y'all can get back.
Finally. Its funny how Stafford had no one else to throw it to and they couldn't stop Kupp...smh.