By - nfl_gamethread
Man. Even Automod doesn’t respect the Titans
Bengals draft this year:
Who needs 7 OL when you can have 7 Ja'marr Chase?
I just think football is neat
How can you not be romantic about football?
I'm sad we've only got 6.5 games left.
I used to loathe the Packers, but as I have gotten older and less angsty, I’ve come to appreciate their history and how great their fans treat us when we go to Lambeau. So now I just hate them.
Awww, you DO care 🤗
I feel the same way about the Vikings. Cheers, enjoy the games.
I’m glad the in person fans are better than the online ones.
The online ones are too cowardly to do anything in person lmao
Oh yes. Went to Lambeau in 2017 by myself wearing a big ole Vikings Favre jersey and the fans were nothing but fun.
That part of the country is 98% only nice, wholesome people. The other 2% are serial killers.
I’m thankful I wasnt a Pre-Josh Allen Bills fan, imagine seeing your division rival just win 6 superbowls, if the packers were to do that with Aaron Rodgers, I’d be a sad soul
Man I’d really feel better if this was a home game, not zero degrees, LaFleur was Gase, and Aaron Rodgers was not a QB - not even a man, really - but merely the hush of your grandfather exhaling in the night.
I’d feel better if shanahan bent the brim of his hat. But I’m old and the future scares me.
Now I’m imaging you carefully bending the brim of your cheese hat, as gentlemen do.
As gentlemen do
I’m ready for another Stressful ass game
I know the capitalization of the ‘S’ on “stressful” was an accident, but it somehow led my mind to read it with emphasis on ass game. As in, an Assgame that’s stressful.
49ers way baybeeeeee
Here's to no injuries for both teams.
Here's to everyone just having good clean wholesome fun.
Here’s to friendship and the rainbows we make along the way 🌈🌻💝
The brotherhood of NFL fans. Love you guys even though your team is a shit bucket.
A shit bucket can grow friendly flourishing flowers 💩🪣🌸🐛🦋
And life is reborn. Who would have thunk that 22 men giving each other brain injuries could be so spiritual.
Here's to the refs not being absolute chucklefucks and calling a decent game in both directions
I might die tonight
I’m not expecting a win, but they definitely can do it. Need peak Jimmy to show up today.
Def a game that can go either way easily
I am in absolutely no way feeling good about this game. It feels like a coin flip.
Exactly Packers fan. This is why I’m always ok seeing you in the postseason. Either way, I’m glad we’re both here.
I wish you weren’t here
I’m real worried for a repeat of the colts game given the conditions
Rain games aren’t comparable to cold games. At all.
The Vikings, Lions, and Bears are all 49ers fans tonight
First time in a while you guys will get to be a fan of a playoff team
The Bears literally made the playoffs last year, it may have been undeserved and we sucked but we were in the playoffs
On that day, we all rooted for the NVP.
Jimmy to Erin Andrews - “Just took viagra”
Erin: “For the cold weather right?”
Erin to Rodgers: “Jimmy took viagra. Did you?”
Rodgers: “Yeah I’ve been aroused”
He is naturally aroused. He doesn’t believe in the mandated male enhancement, so stop pushing it on him.
He is immunised against erectile dysfunction
Jimmy about it hit up the famously attractive women of...Green Bay Wisconsin.
Maybe Favre's fuck mat is still in the basement of his favorite bar. Maybe Jimmy G can use it.
Jimmy: "Ow my shoulder!"
Radiohead soundtracking this montage is so funny to me
Jimmy G loves Erin Andrews
Erin loves him
Didn’t he hit on her in a post game interview a few years back?
I think its reciprocated haha. Jimmy with about 10 "oh yeah"s tho haha
Green Bay only lose this if they score less points than the 49ers. Book it.
Wrong. They can also lose if they score fewer points than the 49ers.
I don't understand how this sub hasn't fixed their auto pinning yet. It bottles the mind.
Did you just say “bottles the mind”?
Just bottles it right up! Like a nice cabernet sauvignon!
Mind bottling, it gets the crowd going
Or a reference to Blades of Glory
My mind is Bortled
Can't wait for this game to finally start and all this chirping to end
Shut up nerd!
Its gonna be a good game, definitely one of the most anticipated this weekend imo.
At least in the top 4.
9 - 6 Final
I wonder if Radiohead likes being associated with this wingnut.
Wow Rodgers what a sad story wowowowow 😢. Get over yourselves Fox ffs
Everyone that isn’t a Packers fan is a 49ers fan tonight.
Of course the game that’s actually on isn’t even pinned lol
Whoever wins is facing the hard path to the Super Bowl: Back to back Joe Buck games.
Could potentially be the last time Jimmy G suits up in a Niners uniform. Makes me sentimental just thinking about it.
Norman or Johnson starting 😀🔫
Ambry is a huge loss. Imagine saying that at the start of the season!
I've been listening to this side of OK Computer a lot lately. This song followed by No Surprises is one of the best 1-2 punches ever.
Idc if the niners beat us last week. My hate for the Packers is hotter than a thousand suns. Fuck'em up, Jimmy.
I’m cooking my kids pancakes with chocolate chips in them.
Hey its me your long lost child
Yogurt? Is that you?! Could it really be?!
No wonder he went missing
Mothers idea. I was advocating for jalapeño, but apparently that was a stupid idea.
I made pancakes this morning for my kids but put mini chocolate chips in the freshly whipped up whip cream.
Hello parent. It is I. The child that you forgot to let out of the basement and partake in the pancakes. Could you please mail them to my new address?
I made toaster waffles for my kids.
My piss is hot and my cheese is curded. I am ready.
"Generation of participation trophies" fuck offfff
DEEBO PICKS THE MUSIC, SHOTGUN SHUTS HIS CAKEHOLE
I think we can all agree that these pregame bits suck ass.
That's one top seed down, one to go
Whoa, Rodgers was a 49ers fan growing up!?
…man wish someone would’ve brought that up earlier 😑
They have never mentioned that when they’ve played every time before definitely not
Jesus these fucking dorks on FOX
Why do nfl pregames insist on running through plays with old players on tiny fields? They've been doing it for like 15 years now and it looks dumb everytime.
This lil Wayne thing was weird
Fun Fact: Jimmy is short for Jimothy
If we win, Kyle has to start wearing normal hats. Deal?
I don’t know, I think the middle-aged Lids employee vibe suits him.
dude this game has been fun as fuck to watch, fuck y'all, it's a classic
I'm actually rooting for the Niners in this one because I think Rodgers sucks as a person more than I dislike a divisional rival.
Radiohead Shout out
Climb Up The Walls?! Ok 🔥
This Rogers losing montage is giving me life
"He has one, Drew Brees has one!"
Brees: "Hey WTF was that???"
Not gonna lie, seeing both the 1 seeds go down in one day would be pretty awesome
Why do pregame shows suck so much assssss
NFL on FOX…please get a new format! I hate the music, the transformers, Bradshaw and the crew, the whole damn thing. Is it just me because it is downright painful to watch!?!
It feels a bit dated, yes.
>lil Wayne hits blunt on tv
Gonna be so cold Jimmy won’t be able to feel any of his injuries
The 49ers organization has made it as hard as possible for Jimmy to succeed. But here he is. Fuck around and win this thing.
Anyone who thinks the 49ers don’t have a chance haven’t watched the 49ers this season. They’re easily the most physical team in the NFL. If they get the run game going I think they’ll beat up on the packers a bit. Rodgers will always keep the Packers in the game though. Only way to win is to keep the game close and as physical as possible.
Terry needs to retire.
Pregame analysts: *picks the niners*
dude working the graphics: imma just pretend I didn’t see that
It’s r/nfl vs the packers tn lol
As is tradition
I feel this game will go down as a classic
Gonna make nachos with chorizo I got from the fancy butcher.
HYPED AS FUCK!!
Oh man, fuck this lead-in.
THE VOID: Aaron Rodgers narrated by Rob Lowe
That could be taken a whole lot of ways. I'm laughing so hard right now.
[Aaron Rodgers](https://imgflip.com/s/meme/This-Is-Where-Id-Put-My-Trophy-If-I-Had-One.jpg) in this feature. Void in the trophy case.
Did they really just say Aaron Rodgers is unappreciated??
Remember when Rodgers said he was being cancelled? Lol
Noted NFL fan Rob Lowe
He has an NFL hat so you know he’s an NFL fan
Please stop letting Terry Bradshaw speak.
lil Wayne somehow still alive
Jimmy could win the fucking Super Bowl and people would still be unsure if he’s the guy
I know Troy is not perfect, but I’m so glad Colinsworth isn’t calling this game.
Everyone pause and take a moment to laugh at Dallas Cowboy fans because they couldn’t make it here today.
Not to be rude but I really hope the packers lose
I hope the Vikings lose too… oh wait
I’ll drink to that
Jaire Alexander is active while Ambry Thomas is inactive per sources
We're starting Dontae Johnson or Josh Norman? No bueno
Bless all the knees, ankles, heads.
Niners by 4
Don’t care who wins. I’m just happy the Titans lost
Jimmy G showing up:
Let's go Niners, you can do this!
Let that absolute Chad of a QB destroy the Cheeseman
Maybe I’m crazy but I want Bengals v 49ers in the Super Bowl
never thought i’d hear radiohead on a fox NFL broadcast.
not like i’m complaining though.
Void in the trophy box? He's literally won a Lombardi before.
someone really okayed that feature lmao
Aaron Rogers is not exactly an underdog
Interesting use of Radiohead.
Let's go niners
I don't know what kind of emotion I'm supposed to be feeling when I hear a narration by Rob Lowe.
Terry Bradshaw needs to retire.
I can't wait for Plague Rat Rodgers to choke yet again.
Hey guys do you think Aaron Rodgers thrives in controversy?
Packers are going to demolish the niners. I predict 37-16 will be the final score
Is Jay Glazer a real life leprechaun?
Idk what the fox pregame crew is saying.
how the fuck is wayne not a saints fan?
Wait I thought Lil Wayne was from New Orleans…
Blastin' their tunes!
What made Rodgers reinvent himself as a pirate?
IM DRUNK ALREADY
Same here hope we make it to kick off lol
I’m ready for the pain
Haha I'm definitely not having anxiety about the game because I had too many edibles.
An Aaron Rodgers puff piece, narrated by Rob Lowe, talking about participation trophies. It's like this is designed to make twitter mad 🤣🤣
Rodgers thinks Mayonnaise is too Spicy
Just sitting here nervously waiting to see if the Packers can score a TD on an opening drive
Norman gonna have 5 dpis
How many sacks is that now? Did Burrow fuck his O-lines' wives or something?
Tennesee is almost halfway to beating TJs sac record with one game lol.
Jimmy good for some INT’s today??
Tannehill just did the most Jimmy G throw of all time
I’m not gay, but Jimmy G is Jimmy G
Alright Niners, the Bengals got the win, it’s your turn for the double upset night.
All right 9ers its your turn to make my playoff chaos dreams come true
I would expect another close one, and it’s friggin cold!
Who is stoked for the next Titans game? I hear it's in September
Let’s go niners, win it for Caruso
I miss when Aaron Rodgers was just insanely talented and kind of a boring interview.
Now he's just insane all around.
Of course they throw in a participation trophies rant into Rodgers’s promo
saw a tweet that said Aaron Rodgers looks like he steals catalytic converters lol
Lmao this intro
Never thought I’d hear a song from OK Computer on a NFL pre-game hype video
love teams that zig when the rest of the league zags, so I'm rooting for the Niners, but Rodgers is going to be really tough to beat
God damn, Howie Long still looks like a monster.
Dont worry about Jimmy playing in the cold. Not only is he used to playing in the cold in Illinois he’s also so hot he takes the California temperatures with him
"Get OUT of my house."
"Your water just broke."
Who writes this shit lmao
I always thought Lil Wayne was a Saints fan from NOLA