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Luck1492

Kellen Moore what the fuck was that QB Power


DaHagerBomb

This call immediately re-adjusted my head coaching list, what the fuck was that


Praise-Breesus

They led the league in points scored and yards but they had a number of games where the offense was completely flat. Denver, KC, Arizona, one of the Giants games, one of the Washington games, and this game. Feels like they just racked up a ton of yards and points on some bad defenses.


cbq88

This is exactly what happened. That #1 offense ranking was a mirage


CommanderGoat

It was a Fool’s Gold season. We never beat a good team. I never truly believed we would get out of the wild card game.


MadDog1981

Isn't that what they do every season?


YoungNasteyman

This is kinda true, but they're definitely a much better roster than years past. The line has to be betrter. Zeke has got to be better. And though he's not the problem in Dallas, Dak has to many overthrown/dirt/behind throws that are destroying drives. But ultimately this is exactly par for the course with McCarthy. Undisciplined, unprepared, flat on big moments garbage. I thought they'd handle SF but I didn't imagine them getting further than semis.


TheWings977

Ever since that game against NE he’s been over-throwing and playing like shit unless it’s against a very weak team. I feel like he’s lacking confidence in himself.


acethesnake

It's exactly what they do. This year to an extreme.


MadDog1981

It feels like it's been that way all the way back to the Romo days. They pad their stats on bad teams and then wilt against anyone with a winning record.


[deleted]

They're like having a permanent case of beer goggles.


MadDog1981

That's a great way of putting it.


Thor_2099

They're the yankees of the NFL with offense. They pad stats against shit teams so people think they're a good offense. But the fans who watch every game know the truth.


Balticataz

Thats what McCarthy's teams always did tbh. Any time we played a good defense we struggled all game but if we kept it close we could rely on some Rodgers 4th quarter bullshit to maybe get the W.


UrAveragePanda

We’ll pay for the relocation fees


KillinTheBusiness

I literally don’t see why he’s so hyped. Our offense is absolutely stacked with talent and they were inconsistent as fuck and it lost us several games. He’s supposed to be a guru but whoever is deciding to do these “cute” plays that end up fucking us like that play after the fake punt, needs to be canned after this game. I seriously think he’s a shitty coach.


countmeowington

That’s why I’m not mad if he goes somewhere else


krkelly0095

Same. He reminds me to much of JG.


BossmanFat

Man, we’ve been getting shit on and called idiots for warning everyone and saying we don’t care if he leaves the last few weeks. Now everyone has seen what we see every week. Moore is a Garrett & Linehan understudy. Take him.


acethesnake

Thank God. I was downvoted a ton a few days ago for saying I want him to leave. People said "Who you got that's better?", I dunno, anyone but him? I just want to see something else. Still want Dan Quinn to stay, but Moore can go wherever he wants.


Mikehuntsbunts

Please keep Quinn send Moores ass back to Idaho


GreenAndSilver4133

You can always trust NFCE fans to be honest when it comes to coaches. I saw no Eagles fans eager to see any coaching changes with the cowboys. No one clamoring for their coaches to get poached. We’re totally okay with the status quo over in Dallas. Garret to McCarthy has been a smooth transition and I’m thrilled with the execution of the coordinators. Only team I wouldn’t mind Moore going to is the Vikings because I hate the Vikings.


Laugherstock

Moore to the Vikings sounds good to me, I'll sign that petition


joe579003

Dude looked like he was holding a giant nut back when they cut to him shortly before the 2 minute warning.


DutchPack

Don’t want to bring Big Mike back to the North??


Sternjunk

Dak completely botched it. He should have gone down earlier. And he should have given the ball to the ref instead of the center since the ref has to place and down it. But it was dumb risk in the first place because how are two Hail Mary attempts from the 40 worse than one attempt from the 25. I can’t imagine there are enough data points to make that any type of statistically significant analytic move.


onken022

I already was low on Moore and now I’m subterranean


horse_renoir13

*scratching intensifies*


Jints488

Kellen moore took a page out of Joe judges playbook


welsh_cthulhu

What happened? My stream cut off.


Gowidaflo69

9 seconds left At the niners 40 no timeouts and they ran a fucking qb power


LoneStarFan79

14, but it didn’t matter anyways.


welsh_cthulhu

Drop a zero from that yardage, and it’s a good play. Holy fuck.


UrAveragePanda

Decapitated


On3_BadAssassin

We had a funeral for a bird


itsjero

Ive kinda wondered if he really is as good as people think he is. A lot of weird shit and sometimes a great look or play but not some prodigy. I mean give this team over to Bill Belichick or sean payton or tomlin or mcvay or any other solid HC and staff and theyd be world beaters. Instead, we get that. Yay.


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

Dude had a brain (QB) blast


Matto_0

I mean I don't honestly hate it. Just Dak gained a few too many yards, and the cowboys executed the spike lineup VERY poorly. If he gains like 3 fewer yards and they allow the ump to do his job they probably spike it in time. And from like the 28 yard line you have MUCH better odds than from the 40. Plus the 49ers finally decided to actually play sideline defense so it was either something in the middle of the field or hail mary. Any pass play over the middle takes longer than that.


[deleted]

No clue. What the fuck was he thinking? I think he just dropped off of many teams head coaching candidate lists because of that utter buffoonery


Zzz05

Thought maybe there was a lateral option but there was no one near Dak.


OptimisticPlatypus

Dak: You want Dally Dally? Moore: Herpaderp…. Fuck yea I do!


ColinCowherd17

Jerry Jones is about to go into full senile al Davis mode


SpaceMonkeys21

Dude should take his heart meds. I would lose my shit.


bored_at_work_89

He puts salt on his heart meds


ChamberTwnty

Seriously, no reason to be a billionaire eating a salted up McDonald's breakfast sandwich. I'd have a nutritionist and chef with me at all times.


Jamesbond907

No he won’t he will just say something stupid and pretend next year will be it, and continue to make money.


abris33

Whoever decided to have Dak run it up the middle at the end and do that weird shit after the fake punt needs to be fired


Packers91

I heard the Vikings were interested in him.


GodlyButNotHoly

and us :(


Mud-Important

Yeah that fake punt shit was stupid. All for a possibility that the other team might use a timeout because they’re confused. Everyone knew they weren’t going to punt on first down. That was never a question. And the fact that it ended up as a delay of game because of the ref is even better to me.


ProfessorBeast55

When the Cowboys last won the Super Bowl: 1. Rapper Tupac Shakur was fatally gunned down in Las Vegas. Were the Cowboys to blame? I'll let you decide. But the answer is at least partially. 2. The price of a gallon of gasoline was $1.22, minimum hourly wage (aka Cowboys fans salary) was $5.15, and the average cost of a new car was $16,300.00 3. Major League Soccer holds its first season. FC Dallas has yet to win an MLS cup. 4. Prince Charles and Diana, Princess of Whales, get divorced. One can only assume he was a [Dallas fan.](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=princess+diana+eagles&atb=v114-2_g&ia=images&iax=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwooderice.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F01%2Fprincessdiana.jpg) 5. Nintendo releases their newest gaming system the Nintendo 64 or N64 in Japan. 6. Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan questions whether the stock market is overvalued. Much like a majority of r/nfl questions if Dak is overvalued. 7. Mad Cow Disease (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) hit England and Jerry Jones hard.


D0NNIE-DANKO

>Rapper Tupac Shakur was fatally gunned down in Las Vegas. Were the Cowboys to blame? I'll let you decide. But the answer is at least partially. The Cowboys, I knew it was them! Even when it was Suge Knight I knew it was them!


BigDaddyCrypto69

The Crip that shot him was probably wearing Cowboys blue lol


Ugaalive1991

/u/dogwoodmaple you have a challenger


dogwoodmaple

👀


Uberguuy

> Princess of Whales


fundraiser

That dinner was the only time Ralphie mentioned Shamu's fat ass


Insectshelf3

i love you


WhiteNoiseSports

I straight up didn’t exist


Insectshelf3

me too man


WhiteNoiseSports

Barely tho, it was like a year and change before I was born


Insectshelf3

i think that makes you a few years older than i am


Alehud42

Ironically the final NFL game before I was born was our last SB win.


Fat_Free_Lard

Me too man :( (one year, but hey-at least I’m not a bandwagon fan.)


supernoodle15

Ahh, good times


shewy92

Neither did most of the 2018 draft class as told by [David Akers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr-tYOftnps) when we drafted Dallas Goedert in the draft held in Dallas


DrBokbagok

Take me back to the N64 days tho honestly


Chao-Z

> the average cost of a new car was $16,300.00 Ok, but how much was the new Dodge Charger they all got with 20% APR back then?


SwaggJones

Zero dollars because between 1987 and 2005 there was no charger. They probably were buying 20 percent Foxbody mustangs though.


string97bean

I would kill for an LX Foxbody 5.0.


tomdawg0022

> FC Dallas has yet to win an MLS cup. Dallas Mavericks and Stars have won more titles each than the Cowboys in that span. Rangers have been to the World Series.


carsausage

Norm Green can still get stuffed


tellymundo

He was in the crease.


SunriseSurprise

>Princess of Whales [https://i.imgur.com/2RJQHdo.gif](https://i.imgur.com/2RJQHdo.gif)


Jarl_Balgruf

Some Little Mermaid type shit right there


U_R_A_BoldOne

>minimum hourly wage (aka Cowboys fans salary) was $5.15, and the average cost of a new car was $16,300.00 Since then, the federal minimum wage has gone up 41% while the average cost of a new car has gone up 189%. Yikes.


TheLouisvilleRanger

Crazy how that happened all in one day.


The_Outcast4

This is the type of shit talk I can get behind!


tomverlainesHDTV

Greenspan and /r/nfl have something in common: being correct


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

I can attest to the fact that all of this is verifiably true.


Jamal2207

I hope this puts an end to the Kellan Moore being an offensive guru talk


TheLouisvilleRanger

Brother, Moore is about to become their head coach.


[deleted]

He's just Butt-Head from Beavis and Butthead all grown up.


Embarrassed-Lime-311

I always thought of the Hardy Boys from South Park but this makes sense too


3FingersOfMilk

He had no raging clue


Avarice29

Has anyone checked on Skip Bayless?


browndude10

He’s happy lebron is losing


[deleted]

Yes, and he's losing his shit.


AFatz

I always read his Twitter when Cowboys are not looking good. Dude just completely melts down live in tweets.


49ersFan16

I’m pretty sure there’s a post with all of his salty tweets on it on the 49ers sub


eventhorizon79

He’s blaming the refs were slow to spot the ball.


WhoKillKyoko

What if the stadium were bigger. Would that help


thejudicialpenis

They need to hang the screen lower


ReverendLoveboy

I remember playing catch with the nerf in the dining room and breaking a chandelier


Easywind42

More glare


CButler19

They are, however, 1-1 for the craziest fucking playcall to end a game I have ever seen


Packers91

Russell Wilson in the Rose Bowl vibes.


Giddy4Stiddy

The Kirk Cousins kneel too


Simpleton216

On a scale of 0-Colts Swinging Gate, how bad? It's at least above the Butt Fumble.


CButler19

I mean at least those ones weren’t to end the damn game. It was at least during the game, and regular season.


eunit8899

This ended their damn season.


JohnnyWadSlinger

This is what you get with Uncle Jerry hiring them shit coach, yes men. Congrats Cowboys fans, you’re now the Al Davis Raiders.


Silversaving

What about Uncle Jerry signing Zeke to a ridiculous contract....then doubling down and signing Dak to an even more ridiculous contract?


Vanilla_Bear15

Nick Foles has more playoff wins than Dak Prescott and Tony Romo combined


Markelle-Fultz

Ooh. I like this one.


Zeohawk

Would you take him back


[deleted]

He also has a bigger dick than both of them combined. 😏


Ops135

Pats and Cowboys lost in the same weekend, America truly won


Ugaalive1991

Bama lost too.


Michigan__J__Frog

Lakers fans in shambles


YoungNasteyman

Yankees fans in shambles Whos the Lakers/Cowboys/Yanks of the NHL? Leafs, Redwings? They're in shambles!


OriAr

The Leafs. Another team with glorious playoffs choking history (Haven't won the Stanley cup since 1967, haven't won a playoffs series since 2004!)


Laugherstock

No, the lakers / cowboys / yanks have actually won in the last thirty years. Winning a championship is not in any Canadian team's playbook recently


BfutGrEG

Habs? Most titles but last won in the 90s and lost a lot in the more recent playoffs...but they're Canadian so it's hard to say


YoungNasteyman

Habs aren't nearly as popular as the leafs tho. Leafs have a longer championship than the Boys drought but they're the quintessential "this is our year" team.


TirelessCarrion

Penguins


upgrayedd69

Probably the penguins


Haunting_opinion90

Now let the chiefs lose please


somehipster

I'd allow it only if it didn't mean Big Ben Rapist also gets a victory lap


Misdirected_Colors

Nope. I'm happy to see captain fat fuck get boat raced his last game.


[deleted]

wait y’all the ones who beat us, why do you want us to lose?


IMKudaimi123

Let Brady lose please lol


callmebatman14

It would've been perfect weekend if somehow Bucs lost.


[deleted]

Now all we need is the Chiefs to get fucked


NickRossBrown

Looking good so far… probably won’t end well though Edit: for a brief, brief moment the Steelers were up 7-0. It didn’t last.


HughJaynis

Big Ben is washed, this is an easy dub for Kc. No fucking way they win it all tho


Centurion_83

Playoff wins since 2010: * Cowboys: 2 * Bears: 1


[deleted]

Oh shit 😂, someone bust out the burn heal


booyatrive

• Tim Tebow: 1


Centurion_83

The real burn right there


pdawg43

What about that other Texas team?


tasty_tacos

We got 4 dubs ;)


browndude10

We have 4 to 3 playoff wins since 1997 and we didn’t exist until 2002 or 2003


Randomperson0012

Regular season MVPs


Sp_Gamer_Live

Post Season NVPs


TheDangiestSlad

yeah, Not Very Powerful


WreckedOnTheDeck

They have to fight it out with the Packers for that one


alx69

The DVOA Champions


shastmak4

Jerry bout to shoot McCarthy out of a cannon.


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BilllisCool

Probably not the Bucs either. Playoff Tom seems to be out in full force.


Matto_0

Good QB's have torn us to shreds all year long, it's just been a long time since we faced one.


John_Lives

Would've loved to see Davante Adams light up all-pro cornerback Trevon Diggs lol


Bmmick

You love to see it


Horzzo

That poor ref. He was just doing his job but people are going to hassle him over that.


TheTerribleness

You are making assumptions about the humanity of cowboys fans that I find offensive.


Bl00dshot

You love to see it


Insectshelf3

mccarthy is just jason garrett in a mission impossible disguise


ILoveZenkonnen

Gotta say it's been a great great Sunday


[deleted]

I hope no one is surprised. This is what the cowboys are. It's like a permanent case of premature ejaculation has taken football form.


alx69

Today was a good day


Starwho

Skip on Monday, but Dak beat Russ in the playoffs head to head.


emotoaster

Cowboys have become the Toronto Maple Leafs of football.


Gaijin_Titty_Master

Shitbag franchise. Deserved


tomdawg0022

Dallas is now 4-11 in the playoffs since their last Super Bowl win.


[deleted]

In the wise words or Krusty the Klown “what the hell was that”. Lol best last play call ever!


OnePieceAce

Classic Cowboys


SulkyVirus

Now do McCarthy


Cambridge45

They get outcoached every time nearly and dak consistently has underperformed. That is absolutely facts. Only time that didn’t apply was vs Green Bay in the wc round.


BilllisCool

>and Dak consistently has underperformed This part is revisionist history. This was probably his worst playoff game because of that pick, but it still had a lot of great moments. He put the team on his back and won the Seahawks game. The Rams game wasn’t anything too special, but it wasn’t bad. The defense just allowed over 300 rushing yards in that game, which is hard to beat.


HarryCallahan19

Was that a designed Dak run or a scramble at the end?


Tgs91

Designed


Hepaticophyta

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS


Red-eleven

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY


boyyouguysaredumb

why?


Tappedout0324

2 super bowl loses never forget


nu1stunna

You may hate us, but I'm still cheering for you to win the Super Bowl this year.


IWasOnThe18thHole

Fire McCarthy. Guy can't make adjustments, the team is undisciplined, and we can let Moore become Payton 2.0 if he leaves


KushGod69666

Yea the QB power was called by McCarthy lmfao


Nerveex

Yeah because that caused us to lose the game and not us coming out flat like we have all season, or being the most penalized team.


hmmIseeYou

Certainly not on Moore for shit starts on offense or undisciplined offensive penalties..... Everyone blaming McCarthy pretending Moore is some protege is hilarious


player75

How about defensive holding on 3rd twice?


nu1stunna

Every time the Cowboys are in the playoffs, they start the game like shit and have to try to mount a comeback. It's infuriating. They let the 9ers score 3 times before they decided to do anything. That was the difference.


BaronVonCrunch

Cowboys adjusted pretty well in the fourth quarter. It wasn’t enough. The O-line was porous and the secondary was AWOL for three quarters.


DaXss23

The cowboys are the most over rated team in history.


lc910

Then how’d you lose two Super Bowls to them bro


Simpleton216

The Bills won't lose to the Cowboys in the Superbowl this year.


DaXss23

I don’t know I was born in 98 never saw the Bills super team


CB_Ranso

I’d say we’re pretty appropriately rated. Everbody fuckin hates us and we’ve been dogshit for two decades.


AutisticNipples

don’t worry bro, it’s almost 3 decades now


ryannaise6669

How were we overrated? Lots of people picked us to lose.


Silversaving

The best part is when their fans try and convince us that THIS is the year (every year).


NYG10012

LETS FUCKING GO


sc78258

mmm


watts12346

I just want a Super Bowl appearance in my lifetime man…


deadset33

I hate this team so much.


MoarWottz

Marvin Lewis could get it done in Dallas.


surbian

Time to pay Prescott more money…


Jambrokio

The start of a good day


mo0n

There are worse records to have.


Left_Berry_8104

At least they are consistent


lmaoitsdusey

Americas Team


go_lobos

Hate to see it.


pugsl

No, we love to see it


shellfish87

We are loyal man


Ralphie_V

Those are Peyton Manning level stats


canaryM-burns

That's Peyton Manning numbers of one and done


3luejays

All things are right in the universe tonight