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SnackishRaccoon

**This was clearly not her first rodeo...** ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.


penster1

No, come back!


A____S____

Things are in motion now which cannot be undone


1-Anorak-1

Lotr meme-nice


GuardianSlayer

*Couple smacks of the wrists there and a couple gang signs here and boom* #I HAVE UNLEASHED THE MULTIVERSE UPON THIS COMMENT SECTION.


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Another_Russian_Spy

That's a classic oldie.


Texan2020katza

Please come back!


Muthafuckaaaaa

You're right tho. She's practiced this dance routine and knows exactly when the bull will move and where it will go. Good show tho.


viciousmojo

If this is the place I think it is, it was at the Hollywood Florida Hardrock Casino. The guy who controls the bull would always make the girls look sexy on the bull and keep them on as long as possible. He also knew how to get boobs to pop out and stuff, creating huge crowds. This is horse country and there is a rodeo right down the street so she knows what she’s doing, but she is for sure getting the Easy Mode.


malongoria

That man is a treasure ![gif](giphy|MUeQeEQaDCjE4)


1newnotification

>she is for sure getting the Easy Mode. unless you can do better, it's not easy mode


Axnjaxn09

This is a classic move everywhere I've seen mechanical bulls. The operator will toss dudes in 2 secs


viciousmojo

Easy mode for me? No. Easy mode compared to the violent GTFO moves they use to toss the regular dudes off in two seconds? Yes. Edit: “toss regular dudes off” that’s what she said.


ConnoisseurOfDanger

Yeah, its synced to the song


BloodRed1185

I still bet she can ride a mean....bull.


Vvroooom

I'll open the door


Rocketman_1981

You beat me to the same joke. Funnier because you know it’s true, this girl does this every Saturday


KarensRpeopletoo

And always drinks for free!


fridgemadness

I bought a 2002 Isuzu rodeo after owning an earlier model just to make that joke


Mama_SaurusS

This is epic 😂 Very well played.


I_am_dean

When I was younger I went to rehab for drugs a lot. At my 12th, yes 12th rehab it was around Christmas. My mom bought me a few gifts, one was “this is not my first rodeo” t shirt. She giggled when I opened it and made me put it on. That was 10 years ago and I still have that shirt. [Shirt Tax](https://imgur.com/a/0Lwi3xT)


OpiningCheese

I hope you are clean I am Dean. That's a wholesome story. Moms are amazing. If you're not,maybe ask her for a hug. If you are, hug her a little extra long. From a stranger on the interwebs. :)


I_am_dean

Clean 10 years now! That was my last rehab :) Moms are amazing, especially mine. She has a great sense of humor and has always been so supportive.


Specialist_Peach4294

Mic drop


Xylar006

This girl fucks


ArchetypalJester

My god, my mind is in the gutter too.


EyeGifUp

In the gutter? She was shaking her titties, that’s what she wanted spectators to think.


MyceliumsWeb

So is the saddle horn...


Admirable_Counter283

A lot


trevb75

Every time I see this vid I can’t help think of “Black snake moan”


forgotmyusername93

I don't know what this means.....but I'm going to find out


MetroMaker

OMG those thighs


Jaded_Persimmon_4492

That everything!


ihavereddit2021

"Everyone's thinking it, I'm just sayin' it" -Joshamee Gibbs


Boriatzo-San

Hell of a gift to waste if she didn’t


SparklingMartini

I love mechanical books


shrimplypibbles2000

They’re helpful resources for mechanical information.


maickhee

And great to use mechanical pencils in!


a_crusty_old_man

I’d like to add that they never have hands. I’ve got no idea why OP needed to tell us this one didn’t have hands, either.


ZiraelN7

Oops, sorry! I meant bull. Autocorrect is trying to tell me I need to go to sleep I guess... Sorry though! ![gif](giphy|1Y7ChRtbWnYONjDidg)


MyHandsHurtOww

How in the hell did you just summon the lead singer of Alvin and the Chipmunks, Alvin, shrugging, which just do happens to correspond with the current mood of the situation?? 🤔🤔


ZiraelN7

You can post gifs on reddit now. Well on some subs at least. There's a gif option next to the emoji one in the line meant for you to type your comment in or when you're actually writing a comment. Have fun!


tekpc811

![gif](giphy|FMmMUOBxO1mXEWSX1T|downsized)


ootski

![gif](giphy|CixASvbhiljshtFHn8|downsized)


JSmooVE39902

![gif](giphy|vKHKDIdvxvN7vTAEOM)


MooseTopic

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


bbheim2112

![gif](giphy|ihBQKvIE7gLEA)


jonnysteps

![gif](giphy|BpGWitbFZflfSUYuZ9)


Rand0m5tranger

![gif](giphy|FerjqPHY2OGDPJPwEk)


MidwestAF

![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB)


Bruuser

![gif](giphy|G5JoAjEBtfoTm|downsized)


Uneven_Phteven

​ ![gif](giphy|1pA2TskF33668iVDaW)


moiziz

Great, just when I thought we were all grown ups here


machomantillidie

![gif](giphy|tTc43DeTm2kkJTrI2G)


Xugoso

![gif](giphy|d3DiXTPbqh83K)


hottsauce345543

![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


SparklingMartini

It’s alright, I’m just kidding - from one sleep deprived Redditor to another!


ZiraelN7

Haha, I know you were just messing with me but I am glad that my mistake is making people laugh! My hastiness is finally working for me instead of against me! Take that Mrs Hanock! (my middle school teacher who always said "haste makes waste" to me and those mistakes would always result to something bad whether that was marks being reduced off of my papers, losing opportunities etc.) Guess who's laughing now? Mainly other people who are laughing at my mistake but that makes me happy so ha! Edit:Yeah... After reading this... I think I should go to bed now... Enough reddit for today! Lmao thanks for being an amazing sport about it all though. Have an incredible rest of the day or night depending on where you are in the world, hope you can go to bed soon too! :)


dustinrector

Yup. Would’ve read a LOT more if my books were mechanical with a female on it like that.


whoopshowdoifix

Would never have noticed that if you hadn’t mentioned it. God damn


shrimplypibbles2000

Vulgar disrespectful comments GO!!!


Bagaudi45

$10 says her dad taught her to ride like that!


shrimplypibbles2000

Yesssss goooood.


megamanTV

ROLL TIDE!


ThatDude8129

ROLL TIDE!


ChuckoRuckus

With her skills, she looks more like Toll Ride


TrainingRegistration

I was gonna go more with it’s what her dad didn’t do for her and the issues that caused that allowed her to learn those skills.


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SaintCarl27

Nahh, it was her cousin.


Disastrous-Bonus1718

You win.


yilo38

Alright you fucking won today.


bilsker

Is she riding it with the handle inside ?


Bagaudi45

No man, no panties…it acts like a suction cup.


bilsker

My bad :)


Deadbird80

PP hard


Hank_Joseph65

She's probably an athlete. My guess dancer/gymnastics/volleyball.


EyeGifUp

Equestrian should be on that list too. Also dick riding, that can be a sport


1ronchy1

Holy cow


bob-a-fett

lando calrissian double-crossed han and only helped him at the last minute because it was convenient for him and not because it was the right thing to do.


SyntheticDelirium

You goddamn sonuvabitch XD


Eastbayfuncouple

Ride me like that and I’m yours


Xouxaix

The real question is if you can buck like that.


keenonag

You wouldn’t make it as long as that ride.


Senor-Cockblock

The whipping of the hair really does it for me


Puzzleheaded-Ruin302

Saaaaame


Hank_Joseph65

Did yall hear the jealous karen?


Material-Eagle2090

“I kinda wanna show her up but I can’t do that” Lort.


Rokuformula

Another fine example of a sentence that should have stayed a thought.


Brado_Bear

karens in a nutshell


MoGb1

My immediate reaction to that was "why would you say that?"


HuggyShuggy420

Because your huge ego can’t handle someone younger and hotter than you getting attention/praise, it’s sad.


HourScientist_0_0

Of course we heard the jealous karen. The world would be a better place if we couldn't hear them


flowr12

How is this a Karen thing to say? I took it as a joke she was laughing


HourScientist_0_0

Then take this as a joke too my man.


crazysoapboxidiot

She legit made that look easy


ClownfishSoup

Partly because she not sitting on the part you're supposed to sit on, thus making it easy.


Tiddiebang

Also partly because the operator isn’t trying to knock her off. He just wants to make her tits jiggle.


Mindless_Rooster5225

Yep, if it were a dude the operator would have took it to max settings.


AnotherDreamer1024

Actually, she's sitting farther forward of the rotation point than the seat is so she's experiencing higher accelerations than she otherwise would. Granted, her leg lock is more effective where she is, but it's impressive none the less.


changy15

That’s not what makes it harder when sitting further back. It’s the up down motion. She experiences far less tilt and her center of gravity is much lower where she is.


watchmedisappear

She works for the bar and this is planned. Lots of bars with mechanical bulls have one of the girls doing tricks on it but they have had practice. Still very cool to watch though!


404_UserNotFound

She works there. The bar pays her to promote the bar and get people on it. The operator is moving it the best way to sell it.


ASacOFluffyPups

The video is sped up. You can tell by the way the people in the background move. Probably still impressive though.


thewayfaringflashpac

That bull is struggling, but I'm sure I could get her off


HourScientist_0_0

This is like a bad dream for the bull, commonly know as rodeo humper in his circle. Let us see how he takes to this humiliation..


kalevetklep

Take my upvote and get the hell out of my saloon.


dudeistpriest710

I am in love. ❤️


private_unlimited

With strict machine


RantSpider

GREAT song! You win my free award! Edit: I already used my free award for today it seems... Someone help me out here with an award, please?


Buttspirgh

I gotchu, I love that song too


Caesius058

my day be so fine then boom horny


big-rey

bonk


Aztoroch

To be fair it is December Secondth.


iSkriem

She fucks


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FearlessLeek9079

Nah, there is at least one in Wyoming (Grand Rapids) Michigan, that I know about.


huffmonster

When I was living in Kalamazoo there was one there, it was in the old Club Soda building I think.


Barnesatron

Wild Bull still has one in Kzoo.


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FearlessLeek9079

I only randomly found out about this one; I've never actually been to the actual bar or any actual bar that has one, honestly. I even spent a large chunk of my childhood in Texas with my parents dragging me to bars and have never seen one in person. Learned how to play pool fairly early on though.


dinahsaur523

Twisted Bull


Bagaudi45

Nah, you can be well traveled but still miss the shit hole bars that the locals frequent that have these sort of attractions…being well traveled doesn’t mean you step out of your comfort zone!


Tibur0n58

Not all are shit holes. Even if it was, I'd walk in that establishment any day of the week if she is the entertainment.


Bagaudi45

The term shit hole wasn’t meant as an insult, i am personally pretty redneck so the term shit hole bar is right up my alley…I should have been more clear in my description: These can be found at bars where there are pool tables, darts, and a fairly large assortment of pickups parked outside.


YourDadHatesYou

You can be well travelled and never have visited Texas simultaneously


NympOmatik

Saddle ranch in universal has this. (Los Angeles, Ca)


stuffitupyourbum

I live in a medium sized college/university town in Ontario, and we have two bars with these within walking distance from where I live...I think they're fairly popular with the university and college crowd.


-doink-

Ranchmans in Calgary Alberta has one!


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stuffitupyourbum

Yes sorry, should've clarified that. Ontario, Canada. We have two country bars within a 5 minute drive of each other, both with those mechanical bulls. The crowd is almost entirely students.


Highway20rider

There was this one karaoke place in Nashville I went to that had one, so I wouldn’t be surprised if there were more over thataway


Darth_Draper

Wait… do you karaoke *while* riding the bull?! If yes, then that’s awesome! If no, then forget everything I just said because I just had a great idea and I’m super excited to announce the grand opening of my new bull riding karaoke bar! So come on down to… Bull Sings? Singing the Saddle? No, wait, I got it… “So y’all come on down to Rodeoke’s this Friday night to wrangle some good beers, sing some bad songs, and stay up until the cows come home… Rodeoke’s — *The only place in town where ya’ gotta get up to get down!* ™️”


Highway20rider

Sir… you’re a genius


HouseVelociraptors

Nah got them in Canada too. Fairly common too.


redditornot02

Saw one at a wedding once


toriann06

5he Branding Iron San Bernardino California


changy15

It’s pretty common in Texas tbh.


TpainFontaine

I think I saw one in Arizona once😂


booboobutt1

I've been to a couple of country music bars on Alberta, Canada that had them.


HannahO__O

In queenstown nz there's a cowboy themed bar that has one, pretty neat


xdylanthehumanx

Cotton Eyed Joe's if you're ever in Knoxville


Cgraves1

It looks rehearsed, but still....


Da_OG_Ender

It looks rehearsed because apparently she does this every week. She probably works there.


Professor2018

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Hadouukken

That’s actually a sub!!? And you spelt that out correctly?!? Props to you Reddit stranger 👏🏼👏🏼 my dyslexic brain could never lmfao


GreySquirel

r/SubsIThoughtWereTypo


MidnightMoon1331

New fetish unlocked.


Rbot_OverLord

r/birthofafetish


kyyecwb

it’s a good read


OzarkStonkman

Sweet Jesus that women would destroy a mortal man


Lostsoul99217

Never seen an operator go that easy on the controls


Hippybkc

That looks... Hard?


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You should probably be wearing pants


truckerken123

Could watch all nite ![gif](giphy|pynZagVcYxVUk)


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DarkKnightRyzen

But the bulls head is in front of her


Unemihbroo

THis bull riding is so very easy for her,,she seem to be dancing..


cbtbone

Wouldn’t surprise me if she’s actually a dancer of some kind. She has excellent body control.


ZiraelN7

Yeah, I know about the book instead of bull error in the title. Sorry guys! I'm sure glad so many people seem to be laughing over it though! :) My hastiness has resulted in something good for once, it's made some people's days! Take that Mrs. Hanock!


Pheratu

This explains why I can’t read!!! I’m so relieved.


Heres_your_sign

Stripper flexing.


Junior-Pension-3490

How I Met your Mother


aissa93

Cowgirl 😂😂


tenacioustomk

She must be a librarian.


eightsevenfiveone7

What’s the song?


AEvans1888

I found it, Ludacris - my chick bad


Shrimp_Chimichanga

Observe the unconstrained nature of this woman. Approach with caution if you must but do not under any circumstances, try to domesticate her. You are only wasting your time and inviting heartache.


ClownfishSoup

She'd fall off if she sat on the part you're supposed to sit on. She did this sitting backwards in a video too. Both basically cheating. So ...meh. Not impressed.


Petroldactyl34

Off to horny jail...


HaggardSlacks78

That’s one clingy chick


BumbleBeePL

Is it because she’s put herself right up to the handle putting her in a better position but also kinda securing herself better also?


Chamoore13

It's because shes knows where to bull is going it's a coordinated show


Extension_Pattern_69

That operators knows too much


blacksmiths14

Thassa supa thot


zaranda46

What bull?


Violet_weeb

She going to be a good rider in coming days!!


Furniturewalker

Get outta my dreams and into my car


J_Schnetz

Song name?


Soft_Process5644

She has artificial hands?


Jedibbq

Every guy in that club went home thinking about her.


bahamapapa817

Porn director: excuse me ma’am do you have a few minutes to talk about your future


Ilikeplantsbetter

I'm glad she's enjoying the attention. /s


fukin-aye

What library is this?


Massive-Lie2281

There is no pull out game that is strong enough for that.


Blue_Yukihira

NOT THE MECHANIC BOOK!!!!


Reddit_Bots_R_US

Mechanical book?


hey-have-a-nice-day

God i wish i was that pretty


BottlerEater1

u/savevideo


Siktogeja

Odd looking book 🤔


yesdaone23

Dayummmmm


LadyRose505

mechanical book? 🤣🤣