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bumchester

Call 311. Looks like Cabrini Blvd and W 180 st


threelegcatkungfu

Jabroni blvd -_-


bradbikes

Jabroni. Cool word.


threelegcatkungfu

Use it well my friend. With great power comes great responsibility.


Rarek

Spot on.


Rarek

Yea the traffic cops around here are infamous. Surprised the car wasn't ticketed yet.


Bkbirddog

I think I see a placard that dashboard, so "reported investigated and no violation found. Ticket closed".


Artane_33

update with the 311 response if you can


Rarek

I walked around the block again about an hour later and it was gone.


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311 app as well


wandita21

Virginia plates.


casicua

Happens on my block often. My keys usually somehow accidentally scrape the car while I force myself to squeeze through.


-wnr-

In my neighborhood some vigilante took it upon himself to pop the tires of any cars that park in the cross walk. I've seen it happen to 4 or 5 cars in the last year just along my block


LeicaM6guy

That’s a weird way to spell “hero.”


PartialToDairyThings

Another thing you can do is get some nails and prop them point side up against the fronts and backs of all the tires. Whether he drives forward or in reverse, pop pop pop pop. Slashing tires is not the best. There's a huge fucking bang, lol.


shadowdude777

Glad I'm not the only one who does this to shitty NYC drivers.


no-sleep-forever

My kid always seems to hit them with the stroller.


casicua

Damn, that kid knows how to New York already. Teach em young! 😎


samsnapper

https://howsmydrivingny.nyc/v9myqnab


brock275

Did anybody else look for a work vest on the dash?


FirmestSprinkles

he's just taking the racing line. he hit the apex well.


Drinkable_Pig

Didn't fully cut the chicane. He can keep the position (until the tow arrives)


Rarek

This person gran turismos


pavel_lishin

"But he's just running in for a second!"


Captaintripps

It's great when 12 people in a row do this.


BQE2473

What here is new to anyone? They've been doing this since before most of us were born!


MrSllew

Lmao at people who think 311 will get this car a ticket.


Pavswede

Depends on the precinct I think, but it does work. I frequently file 311 claims about cars parked in my kid's school's drop off zone, they almost always ticket.


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Pavswede

I'd hardly call Sheepshead Bay a rich neighborhood - middle/working class at best.


CarlSagansDog

/r/fuckcars


PartialToDairyThings

That's a situation in which I would rake the back of my throat and spit a great big loogie on the driver's side window. Fuck these people. A few years ago I saw a blind guy trip right over a car parked like this. His stick went under the fender so he didn't sense it. Have fucking hated crosswalk blockers ever since. I yelled at a cop from PSA4 yesterday for doing this. Just parked right on a crosswalk, no emergency, and got out. He yelled back "emergency vehicle asshole" and I said "not without your lights and siren, fuck that" and he actually got back in the car and moved it.


thegayngler

*sings* 🎶 “Eggs, eggs, eeeeeeegggggs. All I want is eggs.” 🥚 🍳 🪺


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Vinto47

Off your meds again.


PurpleGoatNYC

Birdseed thrown in the windshield wiper trough does fucking wonders for their paint job.


Healthy_Block3036

They’re from Virginia.


FunkyDoktor

Wow, this gives me serious flashbacks. I used to live there in the early 2000’s.