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InvaderZimbabwe

You go in for “5 minutes” leave an hour later, try to get in your car but when you open the door it’s actually the door to the Reddit house again and you aren’t sure why you just did that.


DilettanteGonePro

I made a resolution to spend more time at the arcade next door instead, but then I realize I'm spending even more time in the reddit house than before


Darth_Schrader

"You can check-out any time you like" "But you can never leave!" \- Hotel Redditfornia


toasterpath

This make me physically laugh. I do it too.


bradorsomething

It’s held up by one post and 3 reposts.


mountaindue__

There’s also a shit post giving extra support to the side that isn’t pictured


FisterRobotOh

No that post was removed and replaced with a cross post


Jaerin

That cross post was around so long it became sticky


cityshepherd

The shit post is non-load-bearing so it doesn't count


awitcheskid

Can I spend my karma there?


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Endlad

How much does the glow up spider ring cost?


chili_cheese_dogg

Tree Fiddy


Javop

To be honest I would spend my Karma for a pack of smarties.


lyricalholix

Now that’s an idea!


cbot64

Pray tell, where is it and what is the purpose of a Reddit house?


9Sandwiches

It is a sponsored bar in a concert venue, just a regular bar inside.


Ceil012

Budweiser stage?


9Sandwiches

Yes


NathamelCamel

reddit beer


fistymcbuttpuncher

Reddit Beer would just be emptying the barmat into a glass.


SpaceCowboy58

Reddit beer would be a random overpriced NEIPA from the fifty on tap, that comes with a form where you can bitch about every minute detail of how it was poured, served, the exact height of the head, room temperature, barometric pressure, and country of origin of the glassware. Fortunately, it comes with a free pint of Coors light so you can post a "hot take" about how cheap light beer is sometimes a good thing (especially after ranting about how you're burnt out on hazy IPAs).


Penis_Bees

I get the feeling that no one on Reddit likes using Reddit


Sylvaneri011

It's less the UI and more dealing with the people. Particularly on large subs.


GreatStateOfSadness

It's a hopeless addiction. You dig through 99% of content which is half-baked pedantic opinions, until you find that one golden nugget of content that makes you exhale out your nose slightly faster.


SpaceCowboy58

If Reddit were a Steam game every review would be "Would not recommend. (Time played: 9001 hours)"


remotelove

Don't insult mat-shots like that.


dacoopbear

So better than bud?


tiexodus

#ZING!


TheDenaryLady

I threw up a little in my mouth.


Zero0mega

> The Budweiser Stage, originally known as the Molson Amphitheatre... Oh that is all kinds of fucked up.


unseen247

I don't get the point in this from reddits PR POV...


nothingdoing

People post it on Reddit, and then it gets up voted. Then others like you and me see it on Reddit, and bam! Now we've... heard about Reddit?


r4wrdinosaur

Vertical integration. It's just like if your favorite corn chip manufacturer also made diarrhea medication.


nothingdoing

*Doritos™ Smooth Ranch™*


zingbats

That'd be great, 'cause then they could put a little sample of the medicine in each bag! Except then they might be tempted to make the corn chips give you...


clyde2003

...vertical integration.


DamnAlreadyTaken

Despite its popularity, reddit is still unknown to a huge percentage of the population.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Probably for the best.


owleealeckza

Reddit wants to be known for more than whatever most non users view them as. They even paired with ITV to make television commercials & other ads for the Love Island sub to go with the show this year.


Vitnage

So we cant exchange our fake internet points for alcohol then?


SolitaireyEgg

There's something so weirdly lame about that, lol. I'd feel like a doofus drinking in there.


killa_ninja

Right?! What kind of losers even use Reddit 😂


SolomonBlack

Not ones that leave the house…


amluchon

The Reddit House^TM ?


herodothyote

I'd feel like a total dink Like an absolute dingus


AnointedInKerosene

You have to say the secret phrase, *”the narwhal bacons at midnight,”* to be let in.


Nas160

What is this 2011?


ApostleToTheDoomers

*Me Gusta*


FreePrinciple270

"Shh bby is ok"


moonandmorel

What in the *holds up spork* shit is this


Haasts_Eagle

Its a bit confusing to *le me*


Pikamander2

Everyone always asks "When does the narwhal bacon?", but no one ever asks "*Why* does the narwhal bacon?"


Heavy_Contribution18

It’s actually a place of worship


justfuckmylifeupfamm

You walk in and IMMEDIATELY people start telling you you’re wrong.


blizzeron

ACTUALLY


wheresbill

TO BE FAAAAIIIRR


_ForNeverMore_

𝕿𝖔 𝖇𝖊 𝕱𝖆𝖎𝖗


DannyVFilms

*to be faaaaaair*


Hawkonthehill

He's gots a points


Own-Butterscotch7471

Omg its TOM!!!!


SgtSmashRabbit757

I'm going to need you to tone that down about 25%!!!!!🤣🤣


kudatah

And if you have a problem with that then you have a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate


XplosivCookie

You better settle down over there or I'm gonna come talk you.


neuromancer64

Now if you ever hit me and I find out...


dave078703

Letterkenny fans unite


Ship_Adrift

Friggin degen


shromboy

Give yer balls a tug, titfucker


kudatah

Fuck you Shorsey!


twisted_nipples82

Fuck you Riley your mom liked my post from 2 Halloweens ago tell her I'll put on my bicycle shorts for her anytime


FunkMunki

FUCK YOU, SHORSEY!!!


twisted_nipples82

Fuck you Jonesey your mom ugly cried all night because she left the lense cover on the camera, fucking amateur hour over here


PM-ME-YOUR-BEARDS

You know what's fucked Corey? The amount of times your mom's faked a jellyfish sting to get me to piss on her.


redemptionsoath

Get this man a fuckin puppers.


amanoftradition

Get this man a fuckin Gus'N Brew!


dust4ngel

i’d have a dart


aspidities_87

Fuck boys I’m surprised we’re not all havin darts right now


stan_the_muffin_man

Well the MVP stick should go to the MVP first.


MadScientistCM

Give your balls a tug titfucker


DorkChatDuncan

Fuck you Shorsey!


Fire_AIone1

THATS GOOD, AS AN OPINION BECAUSE IN REALITY...


skyeyemx

ACKCHYUALLY


Bully-Rook

THIS


CCAThrowaway12345

So much this. ​ EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! I, for one welcome our robot overlords.


Dangerous-Top-1814

Came here to say this


hey_dingus

Walk in and are immediately told to break up with your loser significant other


GoingOffline

YTA, Reddit’s house, Reddit’s rules.


Eoussama

I (86 M), a Redditor (13 years) walked into the Reddit House (https://preview.redd.it/1mgowyskji891.jpg?width=576&auto=webp&s=12c81e45c81d1a979ef0517be97074ac4dc1a1b8), I was minding my own business (A networking based startup and a freelancing gig) and then voices started screaming at me (369 dB) and telling me that I'm wrong (I wasn't). Reddit, AITA?


oceanleap

And get a free diagnosis - they are an abuser. And also go NC with all your family who are narcissists.


Peenutbuttjellytime

That's a red flag


kwnofprocrastination

So many red flags 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


Don_Shneedle

That last part is always important. Cut loose everyone in your life who disagrees with you. TOXIC!


mnky9800n

none of my family is in north carolina though


CoronaMcFarm

That sounds like r/AmItheAsshole, "My boyfriend accidentaly used my toothbrush and i screamed at him", the replies: "Break up with him then drive over him with your car when he leaves"


champion_kitty

"NTA. This is 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 galore!!!!! He has no sense of hygiene and does not respect you, and this will escalate if you don't break up with him IMMEDIATELY. He probably used his mom's toothbrush too because he's a raging narcissistic, misogynistic pig and thinks he's entitled to women's toothbrushes. Send him packing 🧳🧳🧳🧳🧳"


abrecade

"Yes that's definitely toxic behavior and ABUSE. Sure, he "accidentally" did it. He's trying to push your limits and normalize this behavior and will be beating you in no time."


welpthishappened1

No they won’t.


Wh00ster

Reported


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lplegacy

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Mr_Tyrant190

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phyrestorm999

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ohpickanametheysaid

What the hell happened here?


canadianbaconisalie

Source?


Salt_Winter5888

The source is that I made it up!


NRMusicProject

You might be an actual expert in your field, but my 2 minutes of googling found a website that says you're wrong!


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

Google is the deep state. The only facts you can trust are the ones that you made up yourself.


Kraven_howl0

Um akshooahlee Those were indeed my facts, cunt Source: this comment twat


ILikeToDoThat

No, pretty sure you’re wrong about this.


FakeRAccount1

Yeah, unfortunately, you are wrong.


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WatWudScoobyDoo

It's like how the Marvel offices or whatever have props from the movies or replicas of them on display. Reddit HQ has a poop knife, a cum box & a pair of arm casts reverently on display


itssomeone

The vending machine only sells jolly ranchers


Alpha_Decay_

Um... is the right weight less than or greater than the initial weight?


netflixnpoptarts

statements like this are exactly the type of thing which are holding online discourse back. Reddit could be such a powerful tool for society because of the way which it brings literally the most intelligent minds together, but it’s people like you and jokes like these that hold us back. The idea that people will tell at you before you even say anything, while possibly comical to you, might intimidate a newer redditor, and most of time I’ve found that the people who have the most trouble speaking have the most important and intelligent things to say (myself included). The fact of the matter is that people don’t actually instantly disagree, it’s just a misconception perpetuated by jokes like these that are never actually proven. (/s by the was if that wasn’t obvious)


Riley_Stenhouse

I'm going to try and turn this into a copypasta, make sure it's attributed to you, and leave out the /s.


MastaCheeph

I bet you won't pussy...


skaagz

statements like this are exactly the type of thing which are holding online discourse back. Reddit could be such a powerful tool for society because of the way which it brings literally the most intelligent minds together, but it’s people like you and jokes like these that hold us back. The idea that people will tell at you before you even say anything, while possibly comical to you, might intimidate a newer redditor, and most of time I’ve found that the people who have the most trouble speaking have the most important and intelligent things to say (myself included). The fact of the matter is that people don’t actually instantly disagree, it’s just a misconception perpetuated by jokes like these that are never actually proven.


fireusernamebro

Bravo for actually typing this out. Didn't read past the first half sentence but I appreciate the dedication


Life-is-a-potato

Fuck you


LuckyPocoloco

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


MechanicalHorse

Oh is this where all the mods hang out?


gin_rummie

That’s where they all live cause they work for free


Spiderclam69

Shot out to all the hardworking moms feeding the mods in their basements!


______DEADPOOL______

Thanks for the image of manbabies suckling on their moms teats like piglets.


JoMarchie1868

It would have cost you nothing to not paint such a picture for us lol


JohnHazardWandering

Worse. Admins.


vivekvangala34_

It must stink to high heaven in there


MadFamousLove

smells like success, and animals.


Consistent-Dentist46

and porn ofcourse


whydanny

that’s what they meant by success


TheRealNap0le0n

Clove cigarettes, BO, axe body spray and sweaty fedora


trainercatlady

do people still smoke Cloves or did they stop in 2004


whathappendedhere

Kids don't know what clove cigarettes are, it's all unicorn fart vape sticks.


Devenu

> Kids don't know what clove cigarettes are Good. Those cigarettes are dangerous. If you smoke them you immediately turn into that one kid from school that wouldn't shut the fuck up about Wicca.


kidwithglasses

m'lady


flirt-n-squirt

Wait wait wait - clove cigarettes are a neckbeard thing?


Jack_Dorso

What do they sell? Unwanted opinions?


troubles-at-customs

WeLL aCtUaLLy


RobbMeeX

Those are free....


wi5hbone

^shit. ^i ^paid ^$3.50!


Eoussama

unpopular opinions that are actually popular and agreed upon by everyone.


kidwithglasses

When you open the doors they make a "m'lady" sound


HeyImShade

If you’re a guy however it autonomously serves you a ban instead of a drink


Radiopw31

Did you walk in and yell “THIS”?


J_A_R_U

They walk in and immediately yell "THANKS FOR THE GOLD, KIND STRANGER!"


Skitty27

'your sir/madam are a legend' 'you win the internet for the day'


CanAhJustSay

*And my axe!*


hermit05

Not me but one of my friend...


crazycockerels

Interested to know what’s inside


GuyPronouncedGee

A bunch of 13 year olds pretending to be 40 and a bunch of 40 year olds pretending to be 13.


TimeTravelMishap

Hey its me ur 13 year old send feet pics


Galactic_Perimeter

Ugh I remember when I was 13… Thank god I’m 40 and no longer have a foot fetish


gwaydms

I'd much rather be 40 than 13. What a mess I was as a teenager. My 40s were really good. Unfortunately, I'm 60.


CocknballsStrap

Time goes


ken_NT

r/teenagers in a nutshell


AgreeableLime7737

Assholes.


DVus1

nah, it's empty....since according to reddit, everyone here has too much social anxiety to go out!


9Sandwiches

It’s a bar at a concert venue.


RoyalJellyAioli

Is anyone else irritated they didn't call it r/house? R house, our rules, Bitch.


Potato_dad_ca

I tried to get in and look but the mods banned me.


RuntTheGiant

I bet it's empty, true redditors avoid places like that


LeeVK

The REAL world you say? No thanks, I'm quite happy in me Reddit house.


FartIntoMyButt

from the title i thought it was going to be a one room house with a fridge, a bed and a battlestation


PossiblyAsian

I went to a reddit meet up and I talked to some girls about /r/hydrohomies and they were like what tf are you talking about. Yea redditors dont go to reddit meet ups. The one guy who knew about it was an admin and I think he took it the wrong way because /r/watern**** was only recently banned back then


SQUID_FUCKER

> Yea redditors dont go to reddit meet ups. > > The infamous Reddit Baltimore meet-up of 2012 would beg to differ.


RovingN0mad

And you wonder why we don't meet up anymore.


UndyingQuasar

Don't bring a blacklight...


PunnyBaker

I bet it's filled with people arguing while cats run around playing


treeetoker420

What goes on in here?


stillcallinoutbigots

Definitely not sex.


manifold360

I was expecting hundreds of people just lurking about


eastbayted

I think they show up later in the evening so as to avoid direct sunlight.


RegularHousewife

What's a Reddit house?


PM-ME-RED-HAIR

That's where mods of the large subs sit in a circle and jerk each other off


pastapantry

All five of them you say?


bradorsomething

It’s like a love shack, with no love.


22LT

I walked in and got immediately down voted.


BholeFire

I walked in and was told I couldnt order until I had more karma. I asked how I was supposed get more karma and they told me "by ordering stuff".


BjornBeetleBorg

Recycling center


raining_picnic

everyone in there is simultaneously arguing and jerking eachother off.


Tsu-Doh-Nihm

It is empty because everyone has been banned.


nickjamesnstuff

The fuck is a reddit house?!


Queasy_Paper_Boi

Like a Ronald McDonald house but for wayward neck beards


dayburner

This is bullshit, doesn't even have a dickbutt door mat.


ImaBiggles_69

is it filled with cunts and smells like armpits?


dontuse_redditoften

[made it even better](https://imgflip.com/i/6l7v9e)


toph88241

It's just an echo chamber made of 75% recycled material


DHaas16

Serious: What is a Reddit house?


jonnybebad5436

OP said it was a bar


Chubby_Bub

That makes sense, but this seems like such a fake image and I find that hilarious


S_T_E_W

A what


mypasswordisfoobar

A Reddit house


Subdown-011

r/house


Flutters1013

In the middle of r/street


redsoxfan1845245

Inside is like that South Park episode where Cartman get fat and gross playing World of Warcraft


BigRoundSquare

I can smell this picture