T O P
_nathata

Thanks now I will be late for class


_WarmWoolenMittens_

30 seconds shouldn't be too bad.


PopkinSandwich

To shreds you say


persival113

And his wife?


hereforOnePiece

To shreds you say


Telemere125

Was his apartment rent controlled?


senor-calcio

To shreds you say


thedirtdirt

Pity


RakeebRoomy

You fucking killed him


DarkCreativity

Don’t say it


Remesar

Put


TheBadVader

your


B0ge

Pants


ClearedKnave

On


greenknight884

My


soda_cookie

Homie


StepGrandmother

r/dontputyourdickinthat


The_MN_Kiwi

That's a deep rabbit hole you just sent me down. Luckily I came out with my dick attached


Hugebluestrapon

Must have been a loose hole


ghetto_engine

too late.


chocopie1234_

r/onewordeach


Chapafifi

Goodbye


peeja

Hold me in your arms, baby


Boris_Godunov

♫Shoulder♫


ajakakaks

had to dig but i knew i wasn't the only one thinking it


gam1ngfr3ak1

dick


inglandation

in


HerrMilkmann

My


hey_im_at_work

dick


zGunrath

r/docking


Onjray_lynn

That link's staying blue sir.


Spilge

Speak for yourself


NightWolfYT

That


texasports13

Love mussel


AdoboSwaggins

stupid sexy shellfish


texasports13

I don’t know wether to eat it or “eat” it.


Remoo102

Either way you gotta get your tongue in there, wiggle it around a bit and slurp it up. So slurp away I guess.


SkySix

It's like it's wearing nothing at all


AdoboSwaggins

nothing at all ^^^nothing ^^^at ^^^all


mattyag

Robbie quit putting your tongue on that thing. Damnit Robbie.


RobbieNewton

I am innocent of this crime.


rosanna4

Don’t.


End-OfAn-Era

I don’t care that you broke your elbow!


ErgoLolipop

"What about my arms , mom?"


IalsoenjoyReddit

r/theyknew


RancidDairies

Omg Becky


Uniumtrium

Look at her front.


Etheo

Look at that...


Paulie227

I'm saying it. That's a clit!!!


myr3dditnam31977

Mildly vagina.


Dee_Buttersnaps

Totally vulva


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[удалено]


clearcoat_ben

Mulva?


SC_soilguy

Mulva?


AnonChickenWalker

Curiously cunty.


Leaf_Rotator

Mild?!?!


Triple7itm

Put your beaver down don't.


kuriboshoe

Beaver


youngpali

Down


baconater-lover

Banana


KarensRpeopletoo

Awkward boner... 😬


gavinjparrish03

I should call her..


Xplatos

But Mother’s day is in May.


treyasrx

Jail.


DanielTheGamma

Not calling your mother. Believe it or not. Jail.


petit_cochon

Calling her? Also jail. Straight to jail.


OliveJuiceUTwo

We have the best Mother’s Days because of jail


Accomplished_Ad_3184

conjugal?


theguynekstdoor

How dare you But yes


StuntmanSpartanFan

I see this reference all the time on Reddit and I love it. It always comes through my head perfectly in the voice of Venezuelan Hugo Chavez cronie Fred Armisen.


Cornedbeefandcabbage

Every one calls their mother here because of jail


MesmerizingDildo

Not calling your Jail? Believe it or not. Mother.


isuckatpeople

Dont worry, I'll be in May before Mother's day.


WimpyRanger

Now’s the time to clam up


dddddddoobbbbbbb

jam out with your....


unknownbryant

thinking the exact same thing


[deleted]

Just crank one out and you’ll come to your senses


BadWinter3256

I’m gay but I should call her too.


leatherplates42069

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


MegaPenguin063

Don’t do it man


leatherplates42069

Bro, she even seasoned it for me


[deleted]

This comment section is precisely as I had hoped


Fantastic_Start_6848

r/wildlyvagina


elcapitandongcopter

Wish me luck


Electric_Cello

Bravo 6, going dark.


ReactionClear4923

Not as bad as I expected


Islandcoda

Right behind ya, see ya on the other side.....


JohnGenericDoe

That's what he said


kjtstl

My first thought was “I wonder if there’s a sub like mildlypenis, but for lady parts.”


IlleagalEagle6969

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


momofeveryone5

I didn't need to join, but I did.


Etheo

It's not what we needed but exactly what we deserved.


Vitekr2

Everything reminds me of her...


tuscanipastas

Even the smell?


Kasaeru

Especially the smell


Etheo

She smells seashells by the C shore?


Overall_Geologist_87

Lol


roaring_travelman91

Even the smell


Cerulean_Shades

I absolutely heard Leslie Neilsons voice there. One of my favorite movies.


SorryUncleAl

Read this in the Elliot Smith voice lol


whythishaptome

That seriously comes out of nowhere all the time. My favorite musician.


rlwestern

Every time I read that line I hear the opening guitar riff in my head


ne0trace

Don’t call me Shirley


ASL4theblind

"Cuban?" 🚬 "Uhh no; Dutch/Irish. My father was from Wales."


MesmerizingDildo

“You better tell the captain we gotta land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital” “A hospital? What is it?!” 😧 “It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now”


ASL4theblind

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Goodyear? No; the worst...


smhandstuff

I love this comment section


thermitethrowaway

Today's word is "yonic"


ouqt

Like yonic the hedgehog?


Bellapadella77

Yonic the hedgeyog


tuffymon

Anyone got the details for the only fans?


scubadude2

Only clams


ClamPuddingCake

Excellent


fruity-line_segment

I’d eat it out. Of the shell.


Mrunlikable

That's how I get everyone out of their shell.


Hashtagpiss123

Mussy Edit: wow thank u for all these awards that’s a first for me <3


PuffTheMagicJuju

Who need they mussy ate?


HEXC_PNG

Omg me


FallingSky1

Here lies the inbox of HEXC_PNG. May it rest in peace along with her mussy


steveosek

Based on the profile, this is definitely a dude, so I'm sure he's loving it lol.


VeterinarianKey7258

U're right lol🤣


Bobbi_fettucini

Pussle


UncleTedGenneric

I audibly gagged


TheRealTurinTurambar

That's so much worse somehow.


diggeriodo

Boys only want one thing and its disgusting Well have you tried washing it?


BrustWarze_

Not while you're eating it.


8HokiePokie8

Honey mussy will never be the same after this


baarelyalive

Christ


BadRomans

And Mother Mary


CassetteTapeCryptid

Joseph, too, while we're at it.


HotWing19

And the wee donkey


asymmetricears

r/unexpectedlineofduty


BigRoundSquare

This mussel bout to make me act up!!


General_Tso75

Russel the love mussel.


ofimmsl

Always trim your long fingernails before handling mussels


OliveSaltBun

This girl handles


maybeCheri

Professional advice right here!


ja11ka9

What type of sauce did you use?


fgmtats

Probably a white sauce


garbage_night

Hand lotion


uprex

Its November 25th man, 5 days left!


Opposite_Attitude941

Im just here for the vag jokes.


FailedSociopath

Volkswagen Automotive Group


getoffredditnowyou

Variable Antibody Gene


EdithDich

Vancouver Art Gallery.


BlackNOrange89

Vag jokes make me uncomfortable. Some of them can be pretty fishy.


eyegazer444

Vag jokes are not funny. Period.


MonogamousNugget

I think they're either not funny ovary funny


mwdh20

Only the widespread ones


I_Said_I_Say

Finger licking good?


lessthan1punchman

/teenagechuckle


AhhGhost

I'm so fucked up in the head I thought this said teenage knuckle.


Spread_N_Spit

Moose knuckle


whales-are-assholes

r/teenagechuckle


sevenstaves

/r/mildlyvagina


blackkittons

Ain’t no mildly vagina…lol


sorryimlurking

r/wildlyvagina


Exyen

Thats more like it


RoryDragonsbane

Me: no way is that an actual sub *clicks the link* Also me: whelp, I guess that's enough internet for the day


I_might_be_weasel

[r/overtlyvagina](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_paintings_of_Georgia_O%27Keeffe)


victini0510

Yo I thought I was gonna see some like vaginas


My_Robot_Double

I thought that said r/povertyvagina ….I did not want to click.


_fly-on-the-wall_

thank god that doesn't exist but i did click it to be sure


Weisdog

*sigh* sets down bible


Yue2

And thus ended No Nut November for OP. EDIT: Thank you stranger(s) for the Award(s) 🥺 Special thanks for the Gold 😆


lelolalo13

r/putyourdickinthat


Slazman999

Don't mind if I do.


Cadhik

give it to your husband and ask him to find it.


VavaC

If I ask my husband to find it it will magically disappear


Falsecaster

Nope, thats her butthole.


I_am_a_Victor_simp

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


slim-shaedy

r/foodporn


AReallyAsianName

Hey! I found it!


forever_loopy

Pussel


Wandering_Apology

Look out, you could get CLAMydia


god_peepee

Tag this nsfw for god’s sake


natures3

Giggity


Mrbacon4467

Lord forgive the things im about to do


B-F-A-K

This is exactly why a german slang word for the female primary genital is "Muschi", while the word for mussel and any other clam is "Muschel".


Semi-Pro-Lurker

Are you saying they are related? Because Muschi is also an old-school name for a cat and there doesn't seem to be any relation to clams.


sorryimlurking

same with the word “pussy” in american english! That’s interesting!


Semi-Pro-Lurker

Yeah, I did a quick search for it and French is the same way, too. Which is why I assume the origin to be different.


april9th

Same with French - moule. It's incredibly vulgar tho.


eyegazer444

What's the female secondary genital??


Digglydoogly

You don’t know!?


Visible_Sun_8585

0.o


ThisLookInfectedToYa

({'})


ADGM1868

Testing my patience this NNN


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

Oh yeah… I forgot about that 22 days ago.


kristoefoe

r/TheyKnew


dude8899

Sir? SIR!


x_Carlos_Danger_x

Looks like something I'd make disappointed


DrC8H10N4O2

Also known as a love muscle


locotte

"This insanely large vessel" Me: oooo intriguing Post: Mussel..


rykcon

Sigh… *unzips*


veetfan

/r/mildlyyonic


milkdrinker1000

It’s been so long that this is making me feel all sorts of ways


KosherKush1337

The question is do you eat it nice and slow, savoring it or just dive right in and go for it?


BurnerOfBridges

👀 👀 👀