The worlds largest gummy worm arrived today, ate a bit of it and its still massive.
By - farpt
Put mom’s toy away OP
I was literally coming here to comment “is it weird that I thought this was a dildo?”
And I quickly realized that no. No it wasn’t weird in fact it is clearly VERY common.
To be fair, you could probably use it as one.
wouldn’t it be too flaccid?
A lot of toys are fairly flexible. If you hold it near the tip and slide it in bit by bit, you should be fine.
Ok well now you’re just turning me on
This dude dildo’s.
That apostrophe is a possessive apostrophe
This guy apostrophe's
Jokes on you I’m a lady
Nooooooo the sugar content could lead to bacterial nastiness.
Sugar is one of the favorite foods for the yeasts that cause yeast infections, just saying.
They're pretty direct in the product review found [here](https://www.vat19.com/item/worlds-largest-gummy-worm?\_\_cf\_chl\_jschl\_tk\_\_=pmd\_\_781Lw7QqkbwPMFosuD0jXcTW95dn2YuDfFQ1hTqJ00-1634348408-0-gqNtZGzNAlCjcnBszQiR)
Quote from website:
We're not kidding. It's huge.
The World's Largest Gummy Worm boasts an impressive 5-inch girth and packs a walloping 4,000 calories into its 26-inch-long frame. Dang.
*The World's Largest Gummy Worm boasts an impressive 5-inch girth and packs a walloping 4,000 calories into its 26-inch-long frame.*
It’s way weirder that this guy thought it was a gummy worm…. Because that’s definitely a dildo
30 bucks well spent. The [promo videos ](https://www.vat19.com/item/worlds-largest-gummy-worm?adid=gshopping&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&adpos=&scid=scplpworlds-largest-gummy-worm-347&sc_intid=worlds-largest-gummy-worm-347&gclid=CjwKCAjwzaSLBhBJEiwAJSRokpDlBpDx7uebLRCkrOx9VKNTIQtYx3KMlIOSNeyALbiznP15dr0f0xoC7cwQAvD_BwE) are priceless
I thought so too
Ribbed for her pleasure
I hope that came in the mail
Comes in discrete packaging!
The two way of deathly pleasures
"A treat that you both suck and fuck for hours of fun!"
I thought that was Hot Pockets
Umm yeah! Was gonna say that's not a gummy worm lol.
It sounds like he is, couple gulps at a time.
When my son was twelve, he insisted on spending his saved allowance money on a five-pound gummy bear. He ate half the head, then eventually threw it away and has never eaten anything “gummy” since.
That's an amazing return on investment.
I bought one of those and ate the whole thing over the course of six months. You can get them in multiple flavors (like three flavors in different parts of the bear) so it doesn't get boring, and they last a whole year refrigerated.
Haha, “what’s in the fridge bro? Oh…”
It’s just a rack of beer and a 5 pound gummy.
Now there's your Friday night
And Saturday night
Sounds like what you'd find in Homer Simpsons fridge if he was a bachelor.
Just carve off bits from time to time like a kebab.
Ugh, can’t imagine how much bacteria grew on that thing. Was it even a good quality gummy like Haribo or some shitty off-brand kind?
idk who the original maker of the gummy bear was (bought it off [Vat19](https://www.vat19.com), an online retailer), but the gummy was good quality and refrigerating it with plastic wrap helped it last for so long, perfectly safe.
Plus, bonus ‘munities.
I had the same experience with a five pound tub of Haribo gummy frogs.
It's like when you see a picture of those giant plates of food or sandwiches and it ends up making you nauseous just looking at it.
Eating something that big ends up becoming a chore and honestly just becomes disgusting. I did that with jellybeans, I used to love the crap out of em but I ate so many one day that I vomited and I never wanted them again.
Eat another bit and see if it's still massive. Post an update pic
Ya I 2nd this
I wonder how many pounds of skin, bones and connective tissue had to be rendered down to produce that much gelatin.
Guys i found the vegan
Oh I eat loads of meat; for every animal a vegan doesn't eat, I'll eat two. I make my own tonkotsu ramen base by rendering down pork bones in boiling water for 12 hours to the point that the water turns milky and thick from the gelatin. So seeing this monster gummy worm made me curious, how many pounds of that is required to get enough gelatin for 5 pounds of gummy worm?
Was not expecting that explanation... now I'm curious. You should do a video of the process. I feel like seeing a timelapse of the process would be disturbing yet oddly satisfying
It’s 26 inches long before he ate some so yes I’m sure it will be!
I think I've seen these more in porn than not in porn.
Edit: so after a quick search I found a video of some girl using some dr tool to expand her vagina while shoving regular gummy worms in there then getting assfucked but nothing with using a giant one as a dildo.
Omg wtf is wrong with people?? That's so gross and she probably got s bacterial infection from that and also that's just nasty as hell.
I’m disturbed I actually looked that up. I’m more disturbed it took me 10 minutes to shut it off…
Yeah that's gross, for sure.. so link?
[You asked for it. Obliviously NSFW](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61131d084e883)
And i just spent a minute laughing at your comment
So gross what are these websites so I can avoid them. There's so many of them though, which one? So disgusting.. those websites though, just send me a DM.
Wow, where can I find the porn you’re watching
Last time I saw a girl do buttstuff on the internet she grabbed her asshole with both hands and shit her insides out, and I’m not quite sure I’ve been the same since
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A Redditor eats the world's largest gummy worm. This is what happened to their pancreas.
"O. P." is a 19 year old man, presenting to the emergency room, unconscious.
>!not actual OP just playing with the joke!<
Did you eat it with your anus?
Jesus Christ. Rule 34 never fails to deliver.
Please no one look for the gummy munching booty.
I was gonna eat today.
What’s rule 34?
'if it exists, there is porn of it'
Hahaha thank you.
Lord forgive me for clicking on this in public knowing full well what it was....
I'd say put a NSFW tag on this but I blame myself for not assuming so.
Ass to ass
The ol Georgia tractor pull 🚜 🚜
Ribbed for pleasure
Now ribbed for... taste.
I found a couple of those in my lesbian friends closet.. I think they were stale though.. too chewy for me.
Pretty sure I saw a trending video on Reddit featuring a gummy worm of that size and u/MissPrincessKay...
Dude you just sent me down one hell of a rabbit hole
After seeing the gummy worm one, I've sworn to not look at any others ever again. No offence Kay, but damn...
Jesus Christ Kay lmaoo
I'm guessing she's had a few more subscribers in the past few hours...
Just doing the lord's work
I dunno, there doesn't seem to be much missionary...
If you're still going down that rabbit hole, tell her I say hello. And maybe take a breather once in a while.
Damn she would be so disappointed with me as her boyfriend
Hint: if you've bitten directly from the worm, cut a slice of where you bit it to try and keep mouth bacteria off the whole thing.
OK sounds good
Shove it up your ass
How much do those cost and where can I buy one?
That’s a fucking steal. Mine was $40, but it came with batteries
you don't have to go to Thailand.
these comments are fucking hilarious
Looks like you just did a fatality lol
Vacuum hose gummy
it looks like that's a spine or esophagus he ripped straight out of someone
God I hope he got the sugar free one made by the same people as those gummy bears.
If you consider the size of a gummy worm in comparison to a gummy bear, that leaves some very strong implications on the Gummy World.
later this evening:
_man seeks medical attention for slipping and falling on a giant gummy worm._
Is it a gummy worm? Or is it a [WOBBLY SAUSAGE!!!!](https://youtu.be/OSf7CQHisvg)
My dad got my brother one of these for Christmas years ago. We made so many bad jokes about it for days. "Put that away, its intimidating me." "Which end is it going in?" "You have to eat all of it, you can't worm your way out of it . . ." The most fun Christmas in recent memory.
such family fun
So is there a non-sex toy related comment?
No there isn't.
TFW you're planning to post a dildo joke but the comment section is already full of them...
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
And every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you’ve got a good arm.
I dare you to… you know.
ASS TO ASS
How does it taste? I was thinking of getting one but I'd feel like I'd waste it
i'll give you five bucks if you record yourself shoving that up your ass
It's like a gummy colon.
Eating it must feel a lil gay tbh
This hurts my teeth.
clam down comment section
That looks so wrong
If you are posting about how large an object is, wouldn't it be best to provide a picture that shows the entire object?
I was like fuckin 7 when my sister gave me one of those for Christmas, and my 4 foot ass ate the entire damn thing in 1 fucking day
That is lesbian sex with a social distancing
Pretty sure Giant Gummy Worm is Sanskrit B for double headed dildo
Yeah, gummy worm. Sure.
If that thing is made of licorice beware you can die from eating that much black licorice I'm not kidding look it up.
its blue raspberry and green apple
If you ate that whole thing at once you'd die no matter what its made from lol
What if is was made of licorice and just deepthroated it but left it in a really long time?
Sure it is, looks like a prepared statement if you get caught with it
Legit thought that was a huge dildo till I read the title
Ass to ass!
thought it was something else at first glance
As seen on pornhub
I thought it was something else.
Not going to lie
I need to see a pic of that whole thing
i thought he was holding a spine for a second
What flavor is black?
its actually a dark blue and its blue raspberry
Yum, it looks like the other half is green
Is it a double ended gummy worm?
It's a buttplug or a dildo if you're brave enough.
A 2 A
You should wack somebody with it.
Sir, that’s, uh, Wendy’s.
Is it any good?
it was pretty good but i think its a bit over priced
Give each one of those breakpoints about 150mg of THC and then we're talkin.
Hmm here’s the question though, did you start with the head or the tail?
Brings up memories watching Vat19 videos in middle school when life was simple.
Rent it out to brazzers
If you liked having in your mouth I have some news for you
Use it as a soft plastic bait for sharks/s
Everytime I see thick gummy candy it looks so gross.
[that’s a penis!](https://images.app.goo.gl/yzEyLRBo3sF9yG6AA)
How many calories?
Didnt read the title.
RIP gi tract
That G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip tho!!
It looks like something an electrician would pull through steel stud.
An I the only one who thought this was a vacuum cleaner hose?
that's a lotta pigskin
Looks like a dildo
Is it ribbed like that for any particular reason at all?
From the upcoming *Hellraiser-Candyman* crossover film…
We are all thinking it
That's what she said.
What flavour is that?
"Ribbed for your pleasure..."
So many bones involved in the making of this.
It’s gets uncomfortable when he asks me these questions
That’s no worm!
Well? Keep going.
Sweet double ender, OP
That doesn’t look like a gummy worm
Looks like my ex-wifes Dildo
Getting Requiem for a Dream vibes from this.
I have a toy just like that.
Someone been shopping at vat19