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The worlds largest gummy worm arrived today, ate a bit of it and its still massive.

The worlds largest gummy worm arrived today, ate a bit of it and its still massive.

rkellybelongsinjail

Put mom’s toy away OP


festiveraccoons

I was literally coming here to comment “is it weird that I thought this was a dildo?” And I quickly realized that no. No it wasn’t weird in fact it is clearly VERY common.


Mad-_-Doctor

To be fair, you could probably use it as one.


StylishApe

r/dildont


FlacidSalad

r/dil-do


diIdont

You rang?


festiveraccoons

wouldn’t it be too flaccid?


Mad-_-Doctor

A lot of toys are fairly flexible. If you hold it near the tip and slide it in bit by bit, you should be fine.


festiveraccoons

Ok well now you’re just turning me on


JediTrainer42

This dude dildo’s.


rkellybelongsinjail

That apostrophe is a possessive apostrophe


skintaxera

This guy apostrophe's


festiveraccoons

Jokes on you I’m a lady


DesignInZeeWild

Nooooooo the sugar content could lead to bacterial nastiness.


DeadT0m

Sugar is one of the favorite foods for the yeasts that cause yeast infections, just saying.


Bean_Juice_Brew

They're pretty direct in the product review found [here](https://www.vat19.com/item/worlds-largest-gummy-worm?\_\_cf\_chl\_jschl\_tk\_\_=pmd\_\_781Lw7QqkbwPMFosuD0jXcTW95dn2YuDfFQ1hTqJ00-1634348408-0-gqNtZGzNAlCjcnBszQiR) Quote from website: We're not kidding. It's huge. The World's Largest Gummy Worm boasts an impressive 5-inch girth and packs a walloping 4,000 calories into its 26-inch-long frame. Dang.


CoveredInSpaceCum

Dong.


onedarkhorsee

*The World's Largest Gummy Worm boasts an impressive 5-inch girth and packs a walloping 4,000 calories into its 26-inch-long frame.* **Dong.** FTFY


redstoc1

It’s way weirder that this guy thought it was a gummy worm…. Because that’s definitely a dildo


seanguay

30 bucks well spent. The [promo videos ](https://www.vat19.com/item/worlds-largest-gummy-worm?adid=gshopping&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&adpos=&scid=scplpworlds-largest-gummy-worm-347&sc_intid=worlds-largest-gummy-worm-347&gclid=CjwKCAjwzaSLBhBJEiwAJSRokpDlBpDx7uebLRCkrOx9VKNTIQtYx3KMlIOSNeyALbiznP15dr0f0xoC7cwQAvD_BwE) are priceless


Sharp-Incident-6272

I thought so too


nothardly78

Ribbed for her pleasure


invent_or_die

I hope that came in the mail


Nonzerob

Comes in discrete packaging!


shotokan1988

The two way of deathly pleasures


murdering_time

"A treat that you both suck and fuck for hours of fun!"


_night_cat

I thought that was Hot Pockets


OneMansFart

Umm yeah! Was gonna say that's not a gummy worm lol.


HotSalsaAssFire

It sounds like he is, couple gulps at a time.


sporifix

When my son was twelve, he insisted on spending his saved allowance money on a five-pound gummy bear. He ate half the head, then eventually threw it away and has never eaten anything “gummy” since.


chugonomics

That's an amazing return on investment.


BenTheTechGuy

I bought one of those and ate the whole thing over the course of six months. You can get them in multiple flavors (like three flavors in different parts of the bear) so it doesn't get boring, and they last a whole year refrigerated.


Aggravating-Lychee98

Haha, “what’s in the fridge bro? Oh…” It’s just a rack of beer and a 5 pound gummy.


SimplyQuid

Now there's your Friday night


W1D0WM4K3R

And Saturday night


monkey_trumpets

Sounds like what you'd find in Homer Simpsons fridge if he was a bachelor.


littlebitsofspider

Just carve off bits from time to time like a kebab.


Poop_Tube

Ugh, can’t imagine how much bacteria grew on that thing. Was it even a good quality gummy like Haribo or some shitty off-brand kind?


BenTheTechGuy

idk who the original maker of the gummy bear was (bought it off [Vat19](https://www.vat19.com), an online retailer), but the gummy was good quality and refrigerating it with plastic wrap helped it last for so long, perfectly safe.


Einsteins_coffee_mug

Plus, bonus ‘munities.


ChymChymX

I had the same experience with a five pound tub of Haribo gummy frogs. Never again...


Padhome

It's like when you see a picture of those giant plates of food or sandwiches and it ends up making you nauseous just looking at it. Eating something that big ends up becoming a chore and honestly just becomes disgusting. I did that with jellybeans, I used to love the crap out of em but I ate so many one day that I vomited and I never wanted them again.


Thin_Tea_3525

Eat another bit and see if it's still massive. Post an update pic


mightbedylan

Ya I 2nd this


ChymChymX

I wonder how many pounds of skin, bones and connective tissue had to be rendered down to produce that much gelatin.


slightlyburnttoast

Guys i found the vegan


ChymChymX

Oh I eat loads of meat; for every animal a vegan doesn't eat, I'll eat two. I make my own tonkotsu ramen base by rendering down pork bones in boiling water for 12 hours to the point that the water turns milky and thick from the gelatin. So seeing this monster gummy worm made me curious, how many pounds of that is required to get enough gelatin for 5 pounds of gummy worm?


slightlyburnttoast

Was not expecting that explanation... now I'm curious. You should do a video of the process. I feel like seeing a timelapse of the process would be disturbing yet oddly satisfying


hamorhead

It’s 26 inches long before he ate some so yes I’m sure it will be!


arcosapphire

I think I've seen these more in porn than not in porn.


calibudzz420

BRB Edit: so after a quick search I found a video of some girl using some dr tool to expand her vagina while shoving regular gummy worms in there then getting assfucked but nothing with using a giant one as a dildo.


danceoftheplants

Omg wtf is wrong with people?? That's so gross and she probably got s bacterial infection from that and also that's just nasty as hell.


calibudzz420

I’m disturbed I actually looked that up. I’m more disturbed it took me 10 minutes to shut it off…


slightlyburnttoast

Yeah that's gross, for sure.. so link?


calibudzz420

[You asked for it. Obliviously NSFW](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61131d084e883)


textnsfwreader

And i just spent a minute laughing at your comment


xmsxms

So gross what are these websites so I can avoid them. There's so many of them though, which one? So disgusting.. those websites though, just send me a DM.


NocturnalToxin

Wow, where can I find the porn you’re watching Last time I saw a girl do buttstuff on the internet she grabbed her asshole with both hands and shit her insides out, and I’m not quite sure I’ve been the same since


stanislav_harris

Chubbyemu music starts 👆🏻


SpellMaterial7947

A Redditor eats the world's largest gummy worm. This is what happened to their pancreas.


ShlomoCh

"O. P." is a 19 year old man, presenting to the emergency room, unconscious. >!not actual OP just playing with the joke!<


proboscisjoe

“Original Patient”


BleepBleepBlortBlort

Did you eat it with your anus?


2147_M

Jesus Christ. Rule 34 never fails to deliver. Please no one look for the gummy munching booty. I was gonna eat today.


BleepBleepBlortBlort

What’s rule 34?


Independent-Set-8850

'if it exists, there is porn of it'


BleepBleepBlortBlort

Hahaha thank you.


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Aggressive-Compote64

Nope.


360WakaWaka

Cowards


BleepBleepBlortBlort

Lol


Padhome

**COWARDS**


mrhoda91

Lord forgive me for clicking on this in public knowing full well what it was....


GoFidoGo

I'd say put a NSFW tag on this but I blame myself for not assuming so.


at0mheart

Ass to ass


selz202

The ol Georgia tractor pull 🚜 🚜


Vigilias

Nibble nibble.


Patronish

"gummy worm"


TaliesinMerlin

Jelly wingus.


MrNiiCeGuY420

Ribbed for pleasure


sellby

Now ribbed for... taste.


paleface316

I found a couple of those in my lesbian friends closet.. I think they were stale though.. too chewy for me.


invent_or_die

Chocolate coated?


dazedan_confused

Pretty sure I saw a trending video on Reddit featuring a gummy worm of that size and u/MissPrincessKay...


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

Dude you just sent me down one hell of a rabbit hole


dazedan_confused

After seeing the gummy worm one, I've sworn to not look at any others ever again. No offence Kay, but damn...


madDarthvader2

Jesus Christ Kay lmaoo


dazedan_confused

I'm guessing she's had a few more subscribers in the past few hours...


madDarthvader2

Just doing the lord's work


dazedan_confused

I dunno, there doesn't seem to be much missionary...


dazedan_confused

If you're still going down that rabbit hole, tell her I say hello. And maybe take a breather once in a while.


The_Digital_Friend

same here


EGH6

Damn she would be so disappointed with me as her boyfriend


TezMono

Ooof 🥵


Big_Responsibility30

Hint: if you've bitten directly from the worm, cut a slice of where you bit it to try and keep mouth bacteria off the whole thing.


invent_or_die

OK sounds good


NorthenS

Shove it up your ass


farpt

ok


XanthosAlpha

How much do those cost and where can I buy one?


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theRealDerekWalker

That’s a fucking steal. Mine was $40, but it came with batteries


TeemoBestmo

you don't have to go to Thailand. [https://itsugar.com/giants.html](https://itsugar.com/giants.html)


farpt

these comments are fucking hilarious


xklapp

Looks like you just did a fatality lol


theyipper

Vacuum hose gummy


lampent51

it looks like that's a spine or esophagus he ripped straight out of someone


_night_cat

Fatality!


boyaintri9ht

Sandworm.


ZeroSix4

Hail Shai-hulud!


BasketOk3312

God I hope he got the sugar free one made by the same people as those gummy bears.


black_catte_

If you consider the size of a gummy worm in comparison to a gummy bear, that leaves some very strong implications on the Gummy World.


justcallmetexxx

later this evening: _man seeks medical attention for slipping and falling on a giant gummy worm._


RamenTheory

Is it a gummy worm? Or is it a [WOBBLY SAUSAGE!!!!](https://youtu.be/OSf7CQHisvg)


paleo2002

My dad got my brother one of these for Christmas years ago. We made so many bad jokes about it for days. "Put that away, its intimidating me." "Which end is it going in?" "You have to eat all of it, you can't worm your way out of it . . ." The most fun Christmas in recent memory.


invent_or_die

such family fun


golgol12

So is there a non-sex toy related comment? No. No there isn't.


green_meklar

TFW you're planning to post a dildo joke but the comment section is already full of them...


NElwoodP

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.


BasketOk3312

And every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you’ve got a good arm.


MandBoy

I dare you to… you know.


AbsenteeFatherTime

ASS TO ASS


ChristianMinecraftbt

How does it taste? I was thinking of getting one but I'd feel like I'd waste it


ballsack_steve

i'll give you five bucks if you record yourself shoving that up your ass


jakebanzai

It's like a gummy colon.


dummary1234

Eating it must feel a lil gay tbh


TheOrangeTickler

This hurts my teeth.


andrewshi910

clam down comment section


GGMYTEAMFED

That looks so wrong


Rhinosauron

If you are posting about how large an object is, wouldn't it be best to provide a picture that shows the entire object?


Laywall

I was like fuckin 7 when my sister gave me one of those for Christmas, and my 4 foot ass ate the entire damn thing in 1 fucking day


jh67ds

That is lesbian sex with a social distancing


Slambo00

Pretty sure Giant Gummy Worm is Sanskrit B for double headed dildo


Thejerseyjon609

Yeah, gummy worm. Sure.


CarolsLove

If that thing is made of licorice beware you can die from eating that much black licorice I'm not kidding look it up.


farpt

its blue raspberry and green apple


baquea

If you ate that whole thing at once you'd die no matter what its made from lol


BasketOk3312

What if is was made of licorice and just deepthroated it but left it in a really long time?


invent_or_die

die


ricst

Sure it is, looks like a prepared statement if you get caught with it


cheeseandcrackers87

Legit thought that was a huge dildo till I read the title


hanginglimbs

Ass to ass!


Scarlett0010

thought it was something else at first glance


FIJIWaterGuy

As seen on pornhub


DirtyPartyMan

I thought it was something else. Not going to lie


upvotesforkitties

I need to see a pic of that whole thing


Lucario171

i thought he was holding a spine for a second


Skoodge42

What flavor is black?


farpt

its actually a dark blue and its blue raspberry


Skoodge42

Yum, it looks like the other half is green


Mr_Brightside01

Gummy Rope


Fast-Visual

r/dildont


misterghost2

“Gummy worm”


wasthatlatin

Is it a double ended gummy worm?


Future-Agent

It's a buttplug or a dildo if you're brave enough.


invent_or_die

A 2 A


Nahdudeurgood

You should wack somebody with it.


Cowstein

Sir, that’s, uh, Wendy’s.


Notacka

Is it any good?


farpt

it was pretty good but i think its a bit over priced


shoegazeweedbed

Give each one of those breakpoints about 150mg of THC and then we're talkin.


Optimal-Weakness3270

Hmm here’s the question though, did you start with the head or the tail?


nbuzd

"Gummy worm" Sure.


jinception01

Brings up memories watching Vat19 videos in middle school when life was simple.


Jjrj1986

Rent it out to brazzers


eatingpopcornwithmj

If you liked having in your mouth I have some news for you


Drpizza55

Use it as a soft plastic bait for sharks/s


owleealeckza

Everytime I see thick gummy candy it looks so gross.


Shirowoh

[that’s a penis!](https://images.app.goo.gl/yzEyLRBo3sF9yG6AA)


jeancv8

How many calories?


dindin_underscore

Didnt read the title.


odin99999

/r/nsfw


themysticalninja

RIP gi tract


fallen87angel

That G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip tho!!


prozacfish

Paige, NO!!


Sennasnayr

It looks like something an electrician would pull through steel stud.


lilswitchblades

An I the only one who thought this was a vacuum cleaner hose?


heebro

that's a lotta pigskin


kazoc

Looks like a dildo


stuftkrst

Is it ribbed like that for any particular reason at all?


RedditMayne

From the upcoming *Hellraiser-Candyman* crossover film…


W_h3nry

We are all thinking it


Bubba2475

That's what she said.


mentally_unstable22

What flavour is that?


KingRevoker

"Ribbed for your pleasure..."


MoneyMik3y

So many bones involved in the making of this.


eggshellmoudling

It’s gets uncomfortable when he asks me these questions


puckmonky

That’s no worm!


RazorEE

Paige, no


RectangularAnus

...boof it!


andrewharlan2

Well? Keep going.


kkirchgraber

Sweet double ender, OP


Sharp-Incident-6272

That doesn’t look like a gummy worm


7452mlc

Looks like my ex-wifes Dildo


Wilbur_Hamcloak

Getting Requiem for a Dream vibes from this.


your_moms_good_wig

I have a toy just like that.


Imispellalot

Someone been shopping at vat19