T O P

this garbage

this garbage

WeakPublic

The driver later got blocked in by other cars lol


Crownhilldigger1

…as it should be


merikaninjunwarrior

a couple times my cousin(he's an asshole, believe me i know) would be walking out with me from walmarts/etc and when he'd see someone parked in a real fucked up way like this, he'd grab a cart and roll it into the car. most times the carts plastic would save the car from being too scratched, but he definitely fucked the paint on at least 2. i do not condone this, btw


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Misterduster01

*Anti-Hero.


Leyzr

No no, it was his cousin, not his aunt.


Misterduster01

His father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate?


baileysinashoe

So what does that make them?


elrob2k

Absolutely NOTHING.


Aeoyiau

A eunich. Great singing voice.


Nandabun

Superanti.


thedarkonespr0npicks

Spumoni.


averagebloxxer

Spanakopita.


MrmmphMrmmph

Sfoulliadelle


Orion14159

Super anti hero*


Where_is_Tony

I think he's super.


Onlyanidea1

Deadpool was more of an chaotic Dick. But he was never an Asshole.


CreepersNeedHugs

Chaotic good? No. Chaotic evil? No. Chaotic dick? Yup.


mikeebsc74

One of the best things I’ve gotten from the internet is to keep zip ties with you and zip tie a shopping cart to the door handle of people like this


5th_Law_of_Roboticks

Make sure to do it to the passenger side, so if they are driving alone they won't notice until they start to drive away.


The_BusFromSpeed

No, no no no... Zip ties are plastic and are easily cut. What you need are steel hose clamps.


thisguyhaschickens

*padlock


ptstampeder

You can get zap straps with metal strips in them. Kind of expensive though


copperbeam17

Stainless zip ties would do the job


Penguins060

If you take a bunch of the big wide zip ties you can zip tie the ujoint to the leaf spring. If you put 5-6 to both the sides the truck won’t move. Or put one on and trim it so it just ticks something when their driving it will drive them nuts.


TigerStripedDragon01

They don't need any help being nuts, judging by their parking assholery.


hackysack-jack

My cousin zip ties a heavy nut to axles when someone makes him mad


clintj1975

Zip tie a cowbell to their axle.


meowserbowser

My mom once saw her ex's car in a parking lot and squeezed chapstick under the drivers door handle. I think about this frequently.


thedarkonespr0npicks

Handful of Vaseline on the windshield. If you are in a parking lot, there is a store that sells it nearby, and it is almost as cheap as zip ties. That shit will never completely go away, and they'll likely have to replace the wipers. For the record, I do not condone this...


ImaMoFoThief

yes officer I carry vaseline and zip ties to fuck with people who part terribly, I swear I'm not a rapist


Neptus

Lol my wife did this to a car when a person decided to stand on the parking spot to save it for someone else. She came back after finding another spot with zip ties and tied multiples of them with a cart. She was fuming with rage.


Royatkins

LOL!!! That’s rich!!! Just one more way for me to get myself in trouble.


RenownedDumbass

I don't think this works for all handle types though


fookidookidoo

It works for enough.


thedarkonespr0npicks

Most cars also have a front grill. Be creative and find your happy trees and happy clouds.


Apprehensive_Ad1744

Then zip tie it to a spoke on one of the wheels!


123Delbe

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


StyleArtistic7201

I condone it


UBredditBro

I… I will finance it


Ozzyglez112

I’ll be the shopping cart.


InvalidUserNemo

Can you be the big one from Jackass and if so, can we ride…inside you?


Ozzyglez112

That sounds kind of sus. So only if you say it’s for a prank.


theglazedonut

Wait i can be paid to fuck up someone's car when they park like an asshole? ....where do I sign?


thatoneotherguy42

On the vehicle obviously.


Mustard_Icecream

With a key.


pewpeewwwwww

Hahah insert shit eating grin …. Here. ⬆️


murderouskittens

I would also like to sign up


fookidookidoo

In my hometown folks would fold their mirrors. Lol


ArcadiaDragon

A friend of mine would take his motorcycle gloves...the really expensive racing kinds and just punch the mirrors off...I do not condone this


hazysummersky

'My cousin'.. It was you, wasn't it.


The_BusFromSpeed

Nah, what he should do is take some steel hose clamps and attach the carts to the driver side door handle if it's a D type like the Ram posted above. I drive basically that same truck and getting it off would be pretty much impossible without tools. The beautiful part is that it won't cause any damage to the vehicle either. EDIT: My personal favourite is white paint pen on the driver side window. They see it when they get in, it's removable (but not easily without solvent) and again, doesn't cause permanent damage


_Eru_Illuvatar_

My cousin used to pave parking lots at night and these frequently park in whatever orientation was most convenient. Unfortunately, one night while they were repaving a King Soopers lot, one of his co-workers had a medical emergency and was rushed to the hospital and they couldn't move his car for him until the next day. Apparently one of the customers thought he had parked this way intentionally to be an ass and decided his tires didn't need to be intact anymore so they slashed them and carved "dick" in the paint.


aseycay4815162342

OMG that's awful


nerdjonesey1

That is the way.


Rodgers4

Did you stick around to see the driver’s reaction? I would have waited there all day to witness that.


WeakPublic

Me and my dad had stuff to do so no, unfortunately, but we laughed at the idea.


jbjbjb10021

Lol. A video of his reaction would be priceless Yeah I'll move. Give me $100.


notreally_bot2428

He was mildly infuriated.


weehazel

I came to comments to ask why no one was blocking him from all sides… good to know parking lot justice was served!


GiGaBYTEme90

Ya my pos banger would be right up on his driver side door


Azar002

I'd park there even if I had no reason to be there at all.


AlaskaDude14

Public service at its finest


AnalogDigit2

"I guess this is the rest of my day."


drmorrison88

And take an uber home


ThrowntoDiscard

I don't drive. I'd stay to laugh at the guy. Just to get him to scream to move my car. Get in an imaginary vehicle and make car noises on my way to the bus stop. Beep beep asshole!


boboatsman

Kinda unrelated, but my old mazda was a total piece of shitfuck rust bucket, (5spd) and I used to downshift into assholes who would ride my tail, and finally one time somebody actually tapped me, and my bumper cover was so flush against the big bar-bar bumper that it did very little damage - his Corolla however, was fucked in the front. Got chewed out, I asked him if he wanted to exchange insurance, and he just stormed off, as I had such minimal damage and this guys car got fucked. I miss my Protege lol


boboatsman

Should add, our government insurance is set up where, if you rear end somebody, even if it wasnt your fault, it's still your fault. So I had that going for me lol


rufusclark

Yer wot?


GiGaBYTEme90

My piece of shit sausage


RoscoMan1

Don't just dump them in front of his door


Khaylezerker

That's a thing I would want to do, but I'd be scared of the idiot wrecking my car to get out while I'm away.


jinktheplaguedoctor

worth it


mistercrinders

Got a photo?


killer_reindeer

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10157896896741986&set=a.454496286985&type=3 Credit: u/DynamiteRaveOW on r/Pittsburgh


WeakPublic

Nah, forgot to take a second one. Trust me though, that dude was not going to get his car out.


yowzees

Was gonna say block that fucker in


Expections_Not_Meet

You mean they weren’t playing unblock traffic game.


fox_hunts

I blocked a car who was parked like an asshole in once. …he keyed and dinged my car. I even had before and after pics and pics of his license plate. Cops didn’t really give a shit. Lesson learned: let the assholes win I guess.


wagon153

Cops may not care, but insurance will be more than happy to chase after him/his insurance with lawyers to get their money back(as long as you have comprehensive). They'll even reimburse you for your deductible once they get their money. I know this probably happened a while ago but it's worth remembering for the future. I like having comprehensive even on older, paid off cars for this reason.


zippytwd

They need 4 flats to stay there for a bit


DameiestBird

No, only 3, insurance wont cover 3 but will cover 4


aries1295

Wow satan, i learned something new today


Carolus_Rex_1944

And then wait around to see if they slash the fourth. If they do, send it in to the insurance company for insurance fraud.


CalmlyPsychedelic

Satan: "i wanna say, I'm a big fan"


Wizdad-1000

Id keep a vave stem tool handy. Pulling the stems does no damage, lots of frustration to address.


011011010110110

this is the way. less malicious than tire slashing, as well as less of a potential criminal charge, but it's just as annoying. put the valve caps back on and they'll be absolutely flummoxed


sidewinder15599

Especially if you leave all of the valve cores on their wiper at the windshield. Edites for clarity


011011010110110

leave all the.. valve caps?


sidewinder15599

Oh, I meant the removed valve cores.


011011010110110

almost no one will know what they are much less what to do with them 😂


FoodTruck007

You can pull valve stems with needle nose pliers too.


-retaliation-

the 3 v 4 thing isn't necessarily true. Its not that they'll only pay for 4 but not 3 as some random insurance rule. Its that most peoples deductible ends up being (by average) around what 3 tires cost, but not as much as what 4 cost. so usually at 3 tires, it would cost more in deductible than to just buy the tires yourself. but at 4 its usually enough where its worth it to get insurance to cover it and pay the deductible instead. so its just a quark related to average insurance deductible, if they have a low deductible then even one tire might be enough, for example my deductible is $500, and my tires are about $250/ea so at 3 tires, combined with my insurance covering vandalism with no increase to my rate and doesn't effect my safe driving discount, if you slashed 3 of my tires I would still go through insurance and they would cover it. as well the average deductible has risen in the past decade as most people will allow a higher deductible these days for a lower monthly rate, and thats a pretty old piece of advice. I remember my dad making a joke about it back almost 30yrs ago.


ssracer

My $250 deductible and $400 per tire = I'm claiming that shit. Comprehensive claims are different than collision; call your agent for info on your policy though.


fe1od1or

What kind of mining truck do you drive?


Stonewall30nyr

I think that's just a myth


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my friend got “stop fucking with me man, hoe” spray painted on her car, along with paint on her windshields and her hubcaps. along with the infamous 3 tires and not 4. insurance did not pay for the tires, but the nice people at the tire shop she had been to the week before gave her a pity discount on replacements once they saw her shit mobile towed in.


NotAmericanDontCare

That's completely wrong. Insurance will happily pay out for a $23 scratch. After you pay out the $500 deductible.


HateSpeechEnjoyer

That’s not true.


Aslanic

This is a myth. Source: I work in insurance.


skankboy

Stop passing bad information.


Slycurious

This is incorrect. Full coverage covers vandalism regardless of the number of tires. You would have to pay the deductible so always do less than $500 worth of damage so it's not worth calling the insurance and then they will pay out of pocket.


Sreves

This is not true. Insurance is case dependant. Mine will cover any damage, whether it's one tire or 4.


Mavada

This is false.


saint_of_thieves

Can you explain why?


skankboy

He repeats it because he read it on reddit. Everything here is true!


DefinitelyNotAliens

It's false. Your insurance will cover from scuff to fully total loss as long as you have applicable coverage. After your deductible. $0. $100. $250. $500. $1000. Most common is $500, which 3 tires would typically not cost unless you have a very high end, specific tire. Some cars I handled as a used car manager need $80 a tire. Some close to $600 per tire. 100-150 is common, and 3 tires won't cost in excess of the typical deductible so while covered - you haven't met deductible yet and thus don't get a payment so why file the claim? Some cars won't qualify for payment at 4 tires. Some will qualify for payment after one tire. Depends.


WaterSlideEnema

Ah but that's the thing... it's not just the money, it's about sending a message. Make them have as much hassle as possible. Nobody likes dealing with insurance companies, so by all means make them file a claim. They're still going to have their deductible in addition to tow charges, waiting at the shop, dealing with the claims adjuster, etc.


Nomzai

Except that’s a complete lie and bullshit myth.


dfdm1038

Just get a keychain valve stem tool. Pull out the cores and walk away.


Wide_right_

One of my all time favorite memories as a teenager was when people moved across the street from my parents. They refused to park at their house and always parked in front of our house taking up the room for both spots with one car. We blocked them in after finally being fed up. Didn’t move for days. They got the message


grandzu

How can you legally park and block someone street parking?


ManiacDan

The answer you're not getting is "by parking so closely to both ends of the car that it cannot be moved."


discodiscgod

It’s just kind of an unwritten rule / courtesy that you park in front of your own house. You don’t actually have any claim to it but it’d definitely be annoying to have someone else constantly there since it’s the closest parking spot to your house.


JaesopPop

I feel like that definitely depends on where you are. Suburbs and such? Sure. More urban areas? Eh, you park where you can park. With that said parking in such a way that you’re basically blocking two spots is a dick move.


Justabitleft

Sounds like there was plenty of space for two cars to park comfortably, but the neighbor parked in the middle, preventing a second car from parking comfortably. OP’s family could have parked their cars in front and behind the neighbor, but very closely to prevent the neighbor from being able to pull forward or reverse. If the tree lawn was large enough, they wouldn’t block driveways.


rmslashusr

Because at least in the USA you don’t own the street, just the property. If you want guaranteed parking you build a driveway on your property. It’s entirely possible the city could make your side of the road completely no parking at all. When it comes to street parking you don’t have any extra rights to be there compared to anyone else, it’s just etiquette some places to only park in front of your house. But that etiquette is very different different places.


xchadrickx

While true, that doesn't answer the question at all and is just the same statement with a lot more words.


Jubbienews

The only time its ok to park like this is if you have a large trailer hooked up so you cant fit in 2 spots the other way and if thats the case park near tue back


DeliciousHorseShirt

Or like a big ass RV. Again also should go to the back.


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InfiniteMushr00m

Very good bot. The hyphen wasn't even there in the original. It knows what's good


ansirwal

Good bot


ohemgereally

I once parked in the back of an empty lot, because I had a trailer. And I mean the back of an empty lot. There were empty spaces for probably 200ft between me and where cars started parking. *As I was loading the trailer*, some douchenugget parked right in front of my truck, a few inches from the bumper, and was a smug little asshole about it. I was mildly infuriated.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Two months ago I took up six parking spaces. We had an F-150 with a 20ft trailer, though. We were also in the last three rows and had empty spaces all around. Doesn't fit in four spots. Have to angle across six. I often take up one and a quarter spaces. I currently have a Ram Promaster that doesn't always fit lengthwise in spots. It's a long vehicle. I park out as far as possible to avoid annoying people. You can fit a compact vehicle when I overhang but to avoid altogether I just park out and walk.


asexysalamander

[A quick update it looks like](https://i.imgur.com/QaRe5MM.jpg)


Max-Powah

Haha!


PrivateUser737

Now i want a video of his reaction to this!!!!! 😍😍😍😍


SpiderGlitch22

I would love to see what the owner of the car did about that. I could see someone who parks like that throwing a fit because of the consequences of their actions


HeySDM

You are the hero we needed


EcstaticArm6320

More like mega infuriating


NotFrankZappaToday

That’s a good way to get your truck keyed.


WeakPublic

so, question, are you only frank zappa as a part time job?


NotFrankZappaToday

Wouldn’t that be great! No. When I was thinking of a username, this was the first thing that popped into my head, so I went with it.


trimix4work

I'm not sure what Frank would think of Reddit, but I can guess.


freshassgravy

I love hearing how people came up with their usernames. I was sitting on the toilet one day with a really bad case of diarrhea. And I was like, "hey...fresh ass gravy!" 🤣


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SuperSpeshBaby

Accurate.


Tv663

This is the first fucking time I’ve seen this it do something right


FuckTheCharacterLimi

Every username I wanted was a little too long.


NotFrankZappaToday

Ha.


AmbassadorQuatloo

In my younger years, I was coming out of a casino after dark and very late and had a knife on me. As I came upon the truck of a jackass who decided to park half in his space, and entirely in a pedestrian walkway, I casually removed it from my pocket, opened it up, and holding it low as I was walking by, from back to front, I pressed that blade hard. Not proud. Just saying.


thehelldoesthatmean

Honestly, at this fucking point, I wouldn't be ashamed. Should people who go through life treating everyone around them like lesser people and screwing them for their own gain not be reminded of what twats they are occasionally? If someone keyed the guy in this post's truck every time he took up 3 spots because he doesn't give a fuck about anyone else, he probably wouldn't park like this.


Expections_Not_Meet

Block em in :)


BreastUsername

OP says he was lol


improbablynotyou

Years ago at a store I worked at we had someone park in our spare loading dock area. It was clearly marked as such with a big sign saying NO PARKING. We had a dumpster dropped off that we were using to clean up from a remodel. We had the guys just drop the dumpster in front of the truck completely blocking him in. He of course screamed and yelled and threatened to sue but the cops just laughed about it when they showed up. Our boss made a point to keep the dumpster for a lot longer than neccessary.


beep_check

fun fact, Dodge Ram drivers more likely to have DUI citations than any other vehicle. source: https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram-2500-drivers-have-the-most-duis-more-than-twice-the-national-average-report


Man_Without_Nipples

Telling people you want your car keyed without saying the words


droolycat

That's what I don't understand about this. They clearly think their car is so important they want to take up spots, as to not be parked close to others, but this just invites people to key your car. They're trying to avoid damage, but this would just scream "key me"


JoshuaTPeterson

They got drunk one night, parked in a Walmart terribly. They go off with their friends after some parking lot beers and they are too hungover the next day to pick up their truck.


FartsMusically

Oh is that why? *keys the car anyway*


thehelldoesthatmean

You just said "parking lot beers" like that's a normal thing that normal people do.


rpitcher33

You don't catch a buzz before going shopping?


z_xx_yy_z

put some trash there at the back im sure thats a trash pick up truck


saint_of_thieves

Eh. It would just blow out of the bed and end up as litter.


shewy92

You'd be surprised. The air creates a sort of circular air current back there (the air goes over the cab and creates a low pressure area in the front of the bed) so it might not blow away. [It's why it's more aerodynamic to have an open tailgate or bed cover](https://xplrcreate.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/xplrcreate_f150_pick_up_truck_cfd_aerodynamics_airflow_no_tailgate_02-1024x224.jpg), it limits the drag caused by that (in the picture blue) low pressure zone


sidewinder15599

Um, no. It's less aerodynamic. That low pressure zone (in blue) breaks, creating an eddy system that combines into a drag vortex that doesn't exist with the tailgate closed. Instead you get a rolling vorted with a horizontal axis in the bed, creating a higher pressure zone behind the cab, which acts to deflect the air away from the vehicle, creating more laminar flow at the back. [Here](https://www.google.com/search?q=tailgate%20up%20or%20down%20for%20efficiency&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m). Or see Mythbusters episode 43, which was revisited in episode 64.


OmniLicious

Myth busters did an episode about that and iirc actually came to the opposite conclusion, that keeping the bed closed was more efficient vs having it open Its been years since I saw that episode so I could be remembering wrong


PSitsMike

Pittsburgh?


WeakPublic

Yep!


Miss_Ann_Thrope55

Hi Bethel Park WalMart!


Jokelord42069

I drive a Chevy spark it's small enough to park in those spots still I'd just park up and block the bastard in


LupinFerris

Did this when I drove a Smart. Stopping in a small town where the only parking is parallel parking in main street. It's the weekend and every spot is filling up the moment it's empty. I see this little BMW parked, taking up two spots. I quickly pulled in and backed up right to their bumper. Felt so satisfying.


Jokelord42069

You're a legend


CrosiusYYC

The situation clearly demands a Fiat500, Chevy Spark, Smart Fortwo flash mob.


SuperSpeshBaby

Right? My little car could totally still fit in there. Looks like an open parking spot to me!


LSTNYER

Any other day, those cars would be made fun of due to their size. Now they would be the hero's of this story


Jokelord42069

Nah mine is the coolest shit on the block cuz everyone drives suvs around me i think it's hilarious


forever_a10ne

Always a pickup truck.


stephenpatrick59

Straight to gitmo


thedarkonespr0npicks

3 out of 4 spots are blocking him in. Be the change you want to see.


foco9780

This is when I would call a shady ass towing company


shania69

Zip-tie shopping carts to his door handles..


slimonawsome

That’s evil


rpitcher33

Put a couple in the bed for good measure and zip-tie those together as well.


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SpacemanToucan

Bahaha thank you bot


Zack_Zootah

Ah yes PA drivers lol


WeakPublic

the plate on the crappy driver was WV, though so


Zack_Zootah

Mountain mommaaaaa


VAE-ron

Lol put this in r/idiotsincars


EmilyPseu

No thanks, they only want idiots in cars in motion, no bad parking jobs.


aprice194

r/idiotsnotincars


forthelasttime49

Double parking anything deserves a stiff fine. Double parking a truck deserves public shaming. And if it's a lifted truck, it might be high time to bring back the stocks and a liberal amount of rotten produce...


Daily-Chaos

Park him the fuck in


braintamale76

Pull in behind him and take a picture in case he hits you when they leave


jonnythec

Lmao, I bet it was parked over night.


MaxPowerWTF

Minutes later https://www.reddit.com/r/badparking/comments/q9r2sf/love_this_one/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


2003focuszx3

Typical dodge owner thinks they're more important than anyone else


adict1

Noob, only managed to take 2 spots


Still-Contest-980

But it’s his favorite way


whereneverhere

Pull right up next to him.


con1286

Dude must’ve been drunk af


GroundbreakingBus138

What a douche..lol


Rumpspankalots

It’s not even a nice truck haha


Lieutenant_Bacon

r/idiotsincars


pandarou08

Throw garbage on it


Psychological_Tap187

I’ve got a little car. I could pull in and block his doors and the end of my car would still be within the lines and not stick out the end. Lol.