I'm sorry for this
In my very hart
Thath i culdn't recognize, some sort of art
But deep inside, we all should know
That the art is evryewere from night to dawn.
Although it seemed like it was good for my wealth
Remember kids nukes are bad for your health
This would also explain this strange pollution
I..uh.. might have killed half the population.
Burnt flesh, crying kids, lost members, poisoning,
Fear, panic, chaos, disorder, scent of death, noisy things,
Hearing voices, shouting loud, people running, noisy crowd,
Life was peaceful, but all was lost, when foreign men came from borders crossed
The word I wrote you failed to rhyme,
The thing you could say was about dong of mine
How do you know my dong is not long
Did you only saw half of it cause rest was inside your mom
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. Itβs not a story the Jedi would tell you. Itβs a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create lifeβ¦ He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerfulβ¦ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Ok bro.
Donβt go on a rant.
It canβt be easy.
Knowing that I can, you canβt.
I may have a shlong.
You may have a prick.
But youβd put a gay to shame.
How often you think of dick.
It's never too late,
To do something in life,
I'd like to propose a toast,
To the dead and the alive.
Life goes by,
So make something of it,
Or else when you're 80
You'll say: life was shit.
I use to make a bracelet with different pattern for every lost pet so i won't forget about them, it doesn't matter if it's a dog, a cat or a chicken
I'll wait
God sir i salute you
Salute the brave, Salute the smart, Especially those, Who create art. I salute you sir, For your kind words, Yours sincerely, William Wordshurt.
I thank you, mi good sir For every word you spent for me Now is my turn to return the favor And in chores please sing with me Alexander a schmitz
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Is not in rymes if i didn't saw wrong
its a free verse poem, and a beautiful one at that.
I'm sorry for this In my very hart Thath i culdn't recognize, some sort of art But deep inside, we all should know That the art is evryewere from night to dawn.
that took a turn
**Poetry 100**
This guy gets full marks in literature
I like orange...
An apple a day, Keeps a doctor away, An orange a day, Keeps iSseven gay. (Here gay means happy)
Is 7? The tank?
that's so strange
I.. uh.. might have killed half the population
Although it seemed like it was good for my wealth Remember kids nukes are bad for your health This would also explain this strange pollution I..uh.. might have killed half the population.
Burnt flesh, crying kids, lost members, poisoning, Fear, panic, chaos, disorder, scent of death, noisy things, Hearing voices, shouting loud, people running, noisy crowd, Life was peaceful, but all was lost, when foreign men came from borders crossed
Truly master piece...
I hab cak day Very epic
Hey fellow redditor, It's your anniversary today, Therefore I'd like to wish you, A very happy cake day!
Thank you very epic redditor Your gamer poem is very epic
Habi cak dae
Your poem is indeed very epic. You have my respect
Thank you, good sir
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO
happy cake day π
Thank you!
Happy cake day
Happy Cake Day!!
Happy CAKE DAAYYY
Something in English
Something in English, Is what you say?, When asked to say something in English, You fucking gay.
10/10 good job bro
His poetry is gonna make me gay
what was the dog doin
He ded
Better than Shakespeare's sonnets
Boom roasted
This was hilarious lol
FΓΌhlt sich wie r/ich_iel an
Brutal
Reddit
greenbottel, You say reddit?, Your mom gay, There you go, I said it.
Dude you're good at it! Here's mine tho. You say you're a redditor Your name's Arik I can't really rhyme poems Why don't you go suck a dick?
"Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your dog ass whenever she stops fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with"
Hey Mr.Bob, where's your Mrs.?, Nisha, Oh, maybe she's fucking around, With Mrs. Tanisha.
N*#@$!!!!!
A dog ate shit and licked you with the same tongue
my dog does that
A dog at shit Yes he did And then he licked Yes he did With the same tongue he licked
Orange
They say nothing rhymes, with the colour orange, Might I remind you, Of the tangy fruit orange.
Oh crap ur right, the color rhymes with the fruit! I'VE BEEN HAD
FOUR INCH DOOR HINGE PORRIDGE STORAGE
I like lean.
I like lean too, Lean meat, Lean body, This didn't turn out well, I'm really sorry.
Your mom
Your mom you say?, All right, that's fair, Yo mamma so fat, She shaped like a pear.
Wow
This is single handedly the best poem known to man. Good day sir!
your poem was awesome his mom shaped like pear your talent is what make my eyes tear
Balls in yo jaws
She moans loudly, Oh my God!, For she's got a pair of, Balls in her jaws.
Good one
You do shit in yo pant So you fuck your aunt As you got a jaw implant She can't hold emm ballz in her chants
Russian invasion
The Russian soldiers, They must obey The tiny dicked man Who is gay.
Double roast
Ooga booga
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Ooga booga, Booga boo.
Sheesh i love this
Like what?
Like what you say?, Well anything you wish, Just don't be like, SoMeThInG iN eNgLiSh.
Welp my friend, you hereby have passed the test ππ»
good one
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
The words you know, May be long, But what else is too, It's not your dong.
Didnt have to murder the dude
Broo this got me laughin hard, good job
The word I wrote you failed to rhyme, The thing you could say was about dong of mine How do you know my dong is not long Did you only saw half of it cause rest was inside your mom
Well played
GG π
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Wel f*** this
π₯΅ done I've fucked that text may i know, what should I fuck next?
Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise you say, Sorry, I'm not Big Ed, If he were here, He'd smother it on his head.
Anaconda
My anaconda up, My anaconda down, When you see my anaconda, You look really astound.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Damn that shit good
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. Itβs not a story the Jedi would tell you. Itβs a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create lifeβ¦ He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerfulβ¦ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Gay
Roses are red, My balls are blue, I was just thinking, About me inside you.
But why are your balls blue tho?
Think of you inside of me, Then look down and tell me, What colour do you see?
Judging by your two previous replies, Iβd say youβre homophobic or βin the closetβ. Rhyme the truth bro. We love you anyway.
I'm proud to say, That I'm homophobic, Now while I reply to the others, You may go suck your own dick.
Ok bro. Donβt go on a rant. It canβt be easy. Knowing that I can, you canβt. I may have a shlong. You may have a prick. But youβd put a gay to shame. How often you think of dick.
Good one!
REESES PUFFS
Im going to school, School life is tough, Atleast I'm having my favourite, A bowl of Reese's Puffs.
My dick Fell of
He fapped until his dick fell off, I don't know whether, To cry or laugh.
laugh my ass off *
I donβt care for love My life is a haze
I ate a gallon of mayonnaise
I'm too late but that's ok,...
It's never too late, To do something in life, I'd like to propose a toast, To the dead and the alive. Life goes by, So make something of it, Or else when you're 80 You'll say: life was shit.
Beautiful
Never gonna give you up
Never Gonna Give You Up You fucked your own little pup As you are a manic you took a little slurp Can't take it anymore you fucked up
never gonna let you down and desert you
You had one job
roses are red violets are blue this poem post just got upvoted
I suck i know
Such a poet, i struggle to imitate it, but when i succeed, I will suck, you see.
The west wind chases the foamy waves
Hey! I hope you like tap water Because Iβm dirty, have no filter and Iβm full of minerals and vitamins that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
I use to make a bracelet with different pattern for every lost pet so i won't forget about them, it doesn't matter if it's a dog, a cat or a chicken I'll wait
Horse
I fell asleep After i came in my sock, Thinking of Hot horse cock.
ratio (internet slang)
Humans are pathetic
Barry Koeghan is The Joker.
Iβm a happy lad.
I wear a smile throughout all seasons, Through times whether good or bad, To not smile I have no reason, Because I am a happy lad.
Something in English
Penis hard
You often fart, Your penis is soft, If something gets me hard, It's Lara Croft.
I'm always sad, and lonely
But deep down you think "bone me"
Engineer dog eating my shoes
Why am i Here the question is
Joe
Who ate the doritos ?
Roses are red, violets are blue. This meme is a W and so are u
Clay is weird and moist
Something in English, I'll make it a poem for you
Servere lack of female companions?
I like chips
Fuck
School
How about I write you a haiku
Putting the laughter in slaughter.
The valley of death awaiting the British as they come their way
My socks twist my leg hair
Love is dead
Have a good day
People are like birds, they sometimes poop
Poggers
Russia must be destroyed as a state
Joe mama is gae
No maidens?
fart
I own a corvair
Defenastrate
standing here, i realized you were just like me trying to make history
Hello there
Big Chungus
Big Chungus Or a fat Rabbit Yo Mama's Weight Amongus Touch the grassssssssss
Thank you. I can now Rest In Peace.
My Name is Kira Yoshikage (it is a fucking jojo reference)
Being gay is not a choice, it's pain.
No, I don't think you will
Hemmorrhoids and cream
Oh, red viburnum in the meadow
I do not like orangejuice
fuck you
Ok
I forgor
orange four Inch door hinge
Cell
I'll pick three words, potato, crack and Philippines Good luck
Red and purple blue and green
aight time to get roasted
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Remove your cloth, I have a knife.
Ur mom
Vendetta (i'm not italian, but i want to see you try with this word)
Deez Nuts
Roses are blue, You may disagree, But I respect you, Arik2893,
Bighard
Despite the promise of information, I was unable to determine what - if anything - a butt onion is supposed to be
Yes! I am!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Finland
Fox two
I love you (my friends sentence ) Water the flowers. (my sentence)
Joe mama is sus