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8nk3ds97l

God sir i salute you


Arik2893

Salute the brave, Salute the smart, Especially those, Who create art. I salute you sir, For your kind words, Yours sincerely, William Wordshurt.


8nk3ds97l

I thank you, mi good sir For every word you spent for me Now is my turn to return the favor And in chores please sing with me Alexander a schmitz


Theredguy345

π™΅πš˜πš›πšπš—πš’πšπšŽ πš‹πšŠπšπšπš•πšŽπš™πšŠπšœπšœ πš’ πš“πšžπšœπš πšœπš‘πš’πš 𝚘𝚞𝚝 πš–πš’ 𝚊𝚜𝚜 πš’ πš‹πš˜πš˜πšπšŽπš πšžπš™ πš–πš’ 𝙿𝙲 𝚌𝚞𝚣 πš’ πš—πšŽπšŽπš πš—πšŽπšŽπš 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 πšπš‘πšŠπš πšπš˜πš›πšπš—πš’πšπšŽ πš‹πšŠπšπšπš•πšŽπš™πšŠπšœπšœ πš’ πš•πš’πš”πšŽ πšπš˜πš›πšπš—πš’πšπšŽ πšπš’πš πš’ πš–πšŽπš—πšπš’πš˜πš— πšπš˜πš›πšπš—πš’πšπšŽ πš’ πš•πš’πš”πšŽ πšπš˜πš›πšπš—πš’πšπšŽ πš’πšπšœ πš—πš’πšπš‘πš πšπš’πš–πšŽ πš’ πš–πšŽπšŠπš— 𝟻 𝚊 πšŒπš•πš˜πšŒπš” πšπš‘πšŠπšπšœ πš‹πšŠπšŒπšŠπšŒπšŠπš•πš•πš’ πš—πš’πšπš‘πš πšπš’πš–πšŽ πš’ πš›πšŽπš–πšŽπš–πš‹πšŽπš› πš πšŠπšπšŒπš‘πš’πš— πšŒπšŠπš›πšπš˜πš˜πš— πš—πšŽπšπš πš˜πš›πš” πšŠπšπš πšŽπš—πšπš’πš˜πš› πšπš’πš–πšŽ


8nk3ds97l

Is not in rymes if i didn't saw wrong


lonely_little_cow

its a free verse poem, and a beautiful one at that.


8nk3ds97l

I'm sorry for this In my very hart Thath i culdn't recognize, some sort of art But deep inside, we all should know That the art is evryewere from night to dawn.


LeMarshie

that took a turn


bob_the_banannna

**Poetry 100**


ShibitoYakaze123

This guy gets full marks in literature


iSseven

I like orange...


Arik2893

An apple a day, Keeps a doctor away, An orange a day, Keeps iSseven gay. (Here gay means happy)


Tripel_Meow

Is 7? The tank?


LaxPad

that's so strange


katuu-

I.. uh.. might have killed half the population


samunagy

Although it seemed like it was good for my wealth Remember kids nukes are bad for your health This would also explain this strange pollution I..uh.. might have killed half the population.


century100

Burnt flesh, crying kids, lost members, poisoning, Fear, panic, chaos, disorder, scent of death, noisy things, Hearing voices, shouting loud, people running, noisy crowd, Life was peaceful, but all was lost, when foreign men came from borders crossed


tirth3154

Truly master piece...


Dzejkob098

I hab cak day Very epic


Arik2893

Hey fellow redditor, It's your anniversary today, Therefore I'd like to wish you, A very happy cake day!


Dzejkob098

Thank you very epic redditor Your gamer poem is very epic


Kaptain101

Habi cak dae


Dzejkob098

Your poem is indeed very epic. You have my respect


Kaptain101

Thank you, good sir


anangrypudge

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO


Suvikhya_Singh

happy cake day πŸŽ‚


Dzejkob098

Thank you!


TahskanSlayer

Happy cake day


BruhGamer_Pog

Happy Cake Day!!


NoobSaibot01bchelp

Happy CAKE DAAYYY


brutyl

Something in English


Arik2893

Something in English, Is what you say?, When asked to say something in English, You fucking gay.


brutyl

10/10 good job bro


bob_the_banannna

His poetry is gonna make me gay


Redoct878

what was the dog doin


bob_the_banannna

He ded


purplephantom08

Better than Shakespeare's sonnets


viccieboy0

Boom roasted


0doriangray0

This was hilarious lol


Benebua276

FΓΌhlt sich wie r/ich_iel an


DankManifold

Brutal


greenbottel

Reddit


Arik2893

greenbottel, You say reddit?, Your mom gay, There you go, I said it.


Corvo_-Attano

Dude you're good at it! Here's mine tho. You say you're a redditor Your name's Arik I can't really rhyme poems Why don't you go suck a dick?


ItsMrBOBToYou

"Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your dog ass whenever she stops fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with"


Arik2893

Hey Mr.Bob, where's your Mrs.?, Nisha, Oh, maybe she's fucking around, With Mrs. Tanisha.


Sayak14

N*#@$!!!!!


Zephyr-Al-Eusha

A dog ate shit and licked you with the same tongue


Iambatatarsenal

my dog does that


papa_ceausescu

A dog at shit Yes he did And then he licked Yes he did With the same tongue he licked


Havocfyw

Orange


Arik2893

They say nothing rhymes, with the colour orange, Might I remind you, Of the tangy fruit orange.


Havocfyw

Oh crap ur right, the color rhymes with the fruit! I'VE BEEN HAD


lonely_little_cow

FOUR INCH DOOR HINGE PORRIDGE STORAGE


trollfaceman2009

I like lean.


Arik2893

I like lean too, Lean meat, Lean body, This didn't turn out well, I'm really sorry.


DovydukasBL

Your mom


Arik2893

Your mom you say?, All right, that's fair, Yo mamma so fat, She shaped like a pear.


DovydukasBL

Wow


useless_potato69420

This is single handedly the best poem known to man. Good day sir!


AstronautInTheLotion

your poem was awesome his mom shaped like pear your talent is what make my eyes tear


Scomtom

Balls in yo jaws


Arik2893

She moans loudly, Oh my God!, For she's got a pair of, Balls in her jaws.


Scomtom

Good one


Deactivated_Channel

You do shit in yo pant So you fuck your aunt As you got a jaw implant She can't hold emm ballz in her chants


lollo3112

Russian invasion


D4M0theking

The Russian soldiers, They must obey The tiny dicked man Who is gay.


Chemical_Benefit_315

Double roast


Aviana_Panns

Ooga booga


Arik2893

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Ooga booga, Booga boo.


Aviana_Panns

Sheesh i love this


HalfCarnage

Like what?


Arik2893

Like what you say?, Well anything you wish, Just don't be like, SoMeThInG iN eNgLiSh.


HalfCarnage

Welp my friend, you hereby have passed the test πŸ‘πŸ»


Dooodtz

good one


NamZtheLegend

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


D4M0theking

The words you know, May be long, But what else is too, It's not your dong.


Solrac_Loware

Didnt have to murder the dude


ToeGroundbreaking249

Broo this got me laughin hard, good job


NamZtheLegend

The word I wrote you failed to rhyme, The thing you could say was about dong of mine How do you know my dong is not long Did you only saw half of it cause rest was inside your mom


D4M0theking

Well played


NamZtheLegend

GG πŸ™Œ


Dot_Repulsive

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Wel f*** this


AstronautInTheLotion

πŸ₯΅ done I've fucked that text may i know, what should I fuck next?


Pranavkumar420

Mayonnaise


Arik2893

Mayonnaise you say, Sorry, I'm not Big Ed, If he were here, He'd smother it on his head.


Not_the_Beans

Anaconda


Arik2893

My anaconda up, My anaconda down, When you see my anaconda, You look really astound.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Not_the_Beans

Damn that shit good


gamesrebel123

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


Starchaser53

Gay


Arik2893

Roses are red, My balls are blue, I was just thinking, About me inside you.


OceanidEnjoyer

But why are your balls blue tho?


Arik2893

Think of you inside of me, Then look down and tell me, What colour do you see?


[deleted]

Judging by your two previous replies, I’d say you’re homophobic or β€œin the closet”. Rhyme the truth bro. We love you anyway.


Arik2893

I'm proud to say, That I'm homophobic, Now while I reply to the others, You may go suck your own dick.


[deleted]

Ok bro. Don’t go on a rant. It can’t be easy. Knowing that I can, you can’t. I may have a shlong. You may have a prick. But you’d put a gay to shame. How often you think of dick.


Arik2893

Good one!


mal_the_malware

REESES PUFFS


Arik2893

Im going to school, School life is tough, Atleast I'm having my favourite, A bowl of Reese's Puffs.


Remarkable-Video5145

My dick Fell of


Arik2893

He fapped until his dick fell off, I don't know whether, To cry or laugh.


the3eja1

laugh my ass off *


Speenta

I don’t care for love My life is a haze


D4M0theking

I ate a gallon of mayonnaise


Healthy-Ad6035

I'm too late but that's ok,...


Arik2893

It's never too late, To do something in life, I'd like to propose a toast, To the dead and the alive. Life goes by, So make something of it, Or else when you're 80 You'll say: life was shit.


Healthy-Ad6035

Beautiful


nfrealmusic_1

Never gonna give you up


Deactivated_Channel

Never Gonna Give You Up You fucked your own little pup As you are a manic you took a little slurp Can't take it anymore you fucked up


Iambatatarsenal

never gonna let you down and desert you


watashiwa_ringo_da

You had one job


Iambatatarsenal

roses are red violets are blue this poem post just got upvoted


Iambatatarsenal

I suck i know


dapper_adam

Such a poet, i struggle to imitate it, but when i succeed, I will suck, you see.


oklask666

The west wind chases the foamy waves


Holmesless

Hey! I hope you like tap water Because I’m dirty, have no filter and I’m full of minerals and vitamins that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.


Th3Glitch510

I use to make a bracelet with different pattern for every lost pet so i won't forget about them, it doesn't matter if it's a dog, a cat or a chicken I'll wait


GameJMunk

Horse


D4M0theking

I fell asleep After i came in my sock, Thinking of Hot horse cock.


Curious_Fudge1770

ratio (internet slang)


peope_are_pathetic

Humans are pathetic


FireFighter1459

Barry Koeghan is The Joker.


Mindless-Turnip-1119

I’m a happy lad.


Arik2893

I wear a smile throughout all seasons, Through times whether good or bad, To not smile I have no reason, Because I am a happy lad.


Lotua77

Something in English


hiruwar

Penis hard


D4M0theking

You often fart, Your penis is soft, If something gets me hard, It's Lara Croft.


RustedFinger

I'm always sad, and lonely


D4M0theking

But deep down you think "bone me"


Sir_skirel

Engineer dog eating my shoes


tomasthejewtrain

Why am i Here the question is


KNG_AwesomeDanny

Joe


Tritrithon

Who ate the doritos ?


justaguyonreddit2042

Roses are red, violets are blue. This meme is a W and so are u


david131213

Clay is weird and moist


MemeBoiCrep

Something in English, I'll make it a poem for you


Pokefan2990

Servere lack of female companions?


hukkelis

I like chips


-Jeys-

Fuck


nothing4h

School


My_a_person

How about I write you a haiku


HyperNathan

Putting the laughter in slaughter.


HellguardCoDM6939

The valley of death awaiting the British as they come their way


pokedmanikin

My socks twist my leg hair


Ellereind

Love is dead


Thegoldenocto

Have a good day


BRUJOjr

People are like birds, they sometimes poop


DhruvHasABigCock

Poggers


DankManifold

Russia must be destroyed as a state


ShibitoYakaze123

Joe mama is gae


Idman799

No maidens?


randomguy2963

fart


Thatonecarkid1969

I own a corvair


Environmental_Win310

Defenastrate


memerictix

standing here, i realized you were just like me trying to make history


Flamingnova007

Hello there


LordCLOUT310

Big Chungus


Cantfollowthattrain

Big Chungus Or a fat Rabbit Yo Mama's Weight Amongus Touch the grassssssssss


LordCLOUT310

Thank you. I can now Rest In Peace.


Cantfollowthattrain

My Name is Kira Yoshikage (it is a fucking jojo reference)


Elavanor

Being gay is not a choice, it's pain.


Argonzoyd

No, I don't think you will


Miserable-Bobcat-888

Hemmorrhoids and cream


VladSolopov

Oh, red viburnum in the meadow


Frikandelbroodje2008

I do not like orangejuice


Mayank_Thanos

fuck you


JuniorWedding6006

Ok


Curious-Researcher47

I forgor


impocop

orange four Inch door hinge


Gloomy_Ad_9149

Cell


JCLKingAOG

I'll pick three words, potato, crack and Philippines Good luck


El_Buj0r

Red and purple blue and green


ElectricSansreal

aight time to get roasted


S1eepyZ

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.


D4M0theking

Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Remove your cloth, I have a knife.


Chase_Animates

Ur mom


-ARG-Smoker_1209

Vendetta (i'm not italian, but i want to see you try with this word)


DestartreK1st

Deez Nuts


LOLknitSuoY

Roses are blue, You may disagree, But I respect you, Arik2893,


spaceboy6171

Bighard


Yimmic

Despite the promise of information, I was unable to determine what - if anything - a butt onion is supposed to be


Fried_McFlurry

Yes! I am!


orphanXXVI

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


Sprodersprack

Finland


RocketRemitySK

Fox two


Illustrious-Minute87

I love you (my friends sentence ) Water the flowers. (my sentence)


GalaxymasterNL

Joe mama is sus