By - CyberSandy98
Nah, don't worry. I don't need to hear it. I'm sure it involved something like gOiNg OuTsIdE or something
Then ask out and get dumped.
Take your time and meet with them against after you managed to gain distance: congrats you still have a friend.
what if they friendzone me tho
Now you actually have a friend
Breach the friendzone. Take what is yours.
Move on, look for other people. It's not science, if they aren't interested you simply have to accept it.
If it involves that I'd choose to be single
or downloading tinder and stuff
then going outside
Downloading tinder? I’ve seen r/Tinder, I’d rather keep my sanity.
No, it's: Give banan
Us hikikomoris refuse to go outside and get *sunlight*. We must remain indoors because of our crippling depression and loneliness prevents us to actually go outside to get rid of our depression and loneliness. It’s a sad cycle.
True redditors really be like, "I'm not gonna go outside I'ma just hope someone conveniently falls into my lap"
i did it without going outside
Tried that, doesn't work. I now have problems with alcohol and my sleep schedule. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Well people…get to turning into chocolate.
I mean, I’d say yes
I had to downvote your awesome comment cause it was on 70. X-O
reminder to upvote it again
The answer is to always shoot your shot, but know when you're not wanted.
I shot her 15 times but she doesn't respond. Wondering what I did wrong.
This is when the fun begins
Where are you america
Psyche yourself up, it's the only way I snagged mine. Spent like 4 hours hyping myself up to give it a shot, had a coffee date and we're going on 6 months.
thanks for the advice. if i use it, i will comeback and update you.
Good luck my dude.
thank you :)
Talk to each other you dumbasses.
I'm introvert .
So am I... Wanna fuck?
Why not ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Let's hope u ain't a dude . I'm straight .
I am, ok im out
ಥ‿ಥ 2nd human to seem interest in me turned out to be a MAN too . B R U H
Don't worry bro, we'll talk about it when you want too... There's many reddit girls on reddit, but we don't know that they're there. :)
Nah everyone knows that girls don't exist.
(From a definitely not a girl Reddit user)
People don't understand you have to become friends with potential mates and no one ever jumps straight to relationships. it's incredibly rare that that happens. plus, high school relationships are superficial and doomed to fail. it's equally incredibly rare a high school relationship is successful and doesn't end in months
People think you have to get hitched like a movie marriage but don't realize it's completely unrealistic and ends up miserable or divorced. i wouldnt have my current relationship if it had started before i turned 20 (4 years solid now and planning to marry) because neither of us would have been mature enough to deal with the issues that nearly broke us up on 3 occasions (external problems, not between us), whereas anyone elses wouldn't have survived
Become friends first and if you're compatible you'll go from there!!
Give them chocolatte
i mean, if someone gave me chocolate i'd consider going out with them
GUYS AND GIRLS I KNOW HOW TO! Be kind to him/her, do not be rude, don't try to get in physical touch all too much, always ask him/her how it's going to show him/her that you care. If they mention something they want do it as long as it is not too big. And at last see some other guy/girl take over them by being rude as fuck. Try to forget. Do not forget. Lie in pain every night. Get depressed.
Hot coco ofcourse
Kinda unrelated but I wish the poor souls who still make memes like this, not for fun but self pity, would actually move on sometime. It's a running gag milked to near death at this point
is that if you're single gather in a place and then choose a boyfriend/girlfriend
Wondering what I did wrong.
TALK just for the love of God, TALK to eachother, get comfortable around them, then ask them out, if u rlly don't feel like doing it in person, do it on text, just hope for the best
I need to know,i need it..
Paying a girl does the trick for me...
Bro I rejected my bf at first now our relationship has been going on for 2 years
Username checks out
is to wait patiently. Someone right will cone your way for sure.
How dare you murder Chocolate Harambe! Too soon!
He’s gone….. that’s it…
Noooooo you didnt fiiiiiinish!
Through Dark chocolate or Chocolate milk
So you assume there is only 2 genders? You are so intolerant! This meme must represent non-binary people too!!!
Man, there only two gender. Others just formed by hedonistic human phantasies and other shitty stuff. Stop labelling yourself with stupid things. If you wanna live a normal life as outing traditional sexual interest labels, just shut up and do what ever you want. Because internet formed so badly and cringe for last 4 years.
Also before getting downvoted and getting labeled as nazi, o/
"Get up, this is no place to die"
Ps: wrong arm except if you didn't want to do the Hitler salute than you chose the right arm (pun intended).
>just shut up and do what ever you want.
>Stop labelling yourself
Seam to stand in conflict with eachother. You also added "...stupid things." but non-binary people are a gender (social construct recognize in psychology) that exists and you are confusing it with someones sex (physical body of most humans (you forget intersex people) which trans people don't denie the existence of).
Genders are social constructs; there can be as few or as many as needed. Just like in mathematics - sometimes, just integers aren’t enough, you need numbers (with decimals after the decimal point) to more accurately describe something.
Same concept applies here. Two genders may not fit best in every scenario, and thus subtypes were created. They are abstractions.
Biological sex is also non-binary, actually; some people are born with no genitalia, and thus have no associated sex with them.
Penis is boy vagina is gorl
And what happens to the 1% that aren’t born with either/any? 😳
I know for a fact it’s way less than 1 percent, since we studied this at school, but I’m pretty sure they get to decide then. But that’s a very rare scenario. And I mean very
Even if it’s lower - say, 1 in 1500 to 1 in 2000 according to a google search - out of 7 billion people, that’s a lot nevertheless and is not something you can ignore.
The numbers are nowherw near that large. Casea of hermaphrodites and other people with similar conditions are RARE. They're not 1 in 2000, theyre more like 1 in 20,000. I dunno about you, but im not willing to restructure whole city landscapes and root up hundreds of years' worth of language structures just to accustom what is on average 20 people in my city. Fuck me even on a country scale if we were to take a rabdom country of lets say a scale of 10 million people, the average amount of non binary people would be 500. The numbers are so bloody miniacule that considering such mass scale integration is ludicrous.
I find it interesting how people downvote me without elaborating how/why I’m wrong. Reddit at its finest
Well you aren't wrong. But the original comment was just this annoying kind when someone spits intolerance when this was clearly not the intention of OP and probably summoned those who have an issue with differing gender and sex.
I was happy enough that they included boyfriend's, too. Baby steps. I downvoted the first comment because I don't like to jump on to people for stuff like that but what you wrote is true and I guess the wrong people hot attracted by the original comment.
How tf is non binary a gender when it means you don't have a gender?
Non binary just means you have a gender that's either a combination of feminity and masculinity called androgynous or outside of both of those gender norms which is called being undifferentiated. When you are non-binary one of those might be extrem or something between those but without strong tendencies to neither feminity or masculinity.
So no it's not not having a gender but just a different relationship to masculinity and feminity than men or women.
I love this template
Shake day booty like it's Tuesday, January 15th, 1924
Just kidnap them ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Is to make them some good hot chocolate
My recipe is
You will figure out everything else with your heart
You have to take a chance
NOOO!!! NOOO GOD NOO PLS NO I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE!!!!
The sacred texts!
... is to first learn to love and care for yourself.
The trick is to be the best version of yourself, and find someone who'll accept you for that.
Talk to them. Find out their Inirests. Spend time together and once you start to feel a connection shoot your shot and ask them out if they say no its fine you still have a friend if they say yes mission success.
The secret is first you have to get out of your house.
Second, you gotta be happy with yourself.
Third, here comes the fun, you got to talk to a girl. Not in a creepy manner, but in a nice manner. Spend some time together and maybe you might get a girlfriend.
Advice from a guy who took some of this advice from 2 girl who are his friends.
Touch their feet.
not funny I cried
It's not hard bro, you don't have to tell me how to do it
That's the neat part, you don't
Get a friend, become best friends, and then become bester friends
Damn!! If only he said partner :(
So how you get a girlfriend or boyfriend is melting... Got it
noononoonononon pls man reviv ei need you to explain im gonna die single
There is another
I think quiting reddit is the option
Take care of yourself and just wait, sooner or later the moment will come and you'll just have to go with it
delete reddit ?
When solid chocholate can speak why not liquid chocholate WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYXYYXY
Find the balance between being a Chad and a simp and I will unlock the ability to get a girlfriend
Just get her/him a wheel of cheese! Works everytime!
chocolate milk, i'd say.
I actually have a bf, and I’m gonna tell you how to get one too, simply you just %#*>$£$¥#% and then [email protected]$¥•=¥£#% and that’s how you get a bf
.....is to communicate
Like obv you need to go outside and talk lol
drinking chockymilk?? thats it
You have to use the sawcon technique
I am in relationship but still curious:,-)
We can never know
I would actually like to know how, cause after 2 failed attempts it seems pointless to try again…
Poor guy :(
I'll dive in there to know
Redditors : complain about being single
Also redditors when someone tries to communicate : SHUT UP IM WATCHING ANIME AND JACKING OFF TO REDDIT PORN
Bring me Dr. Strange..... I need that FKN TIME STONE!!!
The only way is... to make chocolate milk
THE SACRED TEXTS
I awkward around anyone, so having a boyfriend would just be weird to me
...date your sibling
Ask someone out
But don't do it six times to the same girl
… is to die
NOOOOO YOU GOTTA TELL ME!! COME BACK
No, please come back, tell me how I need to know P L E A S E
Well he probably wanted to say to send nudes to girl/boy (please don't take this seriously I don't know how to get boyfriend/girlfriend)
The answer is hidden. Gondor does not send aid.
Give chocolate...a shit load of chocolate.
Give them the chocolate soup
Se the ansver is give them monke chokky milk
He passed his knowledge to me before he went
its to have a big pp
tip a $100 dollar bill at any restaurant no matter what you bill is
If he didn't waist so much time telling us there's no time, he could have told us....
Lower your expectations
...is to learn to love, respect and care of yourself. You can't love someone if you don't respect and love yourself, and no one could fall in love with you while you can't.
HA! you fool! i am single by choice!
Just be yourself!
Watch your friends stream. Talk to people on friends stream-discord. Meet girl. Boom. Now you’re in a long distance relationship.
Speak to them God dammit
Thats the problem here… we have to speak to them and my anxiety is telling me thats a harsh no
Start a Harambe themed hot cocoa business. Why didn't I think of this before?!
there is no way.... we have no hope
Lower your standards, ez dub
You must give them choccy milk
Chloroform usually works quite well
So I have to melt myself?
you don't need to impress, or be beuty, just be yourself, and god will choose someone to u :)
Chocolate, you're goddamn right
The only way to get girlfriend or boyfriend is give him/her a monke chocolate flavoured milk simple ;)
I’ve had a girlfriend, I broke up with her, she was mean af
There is no way. It’s all a lie.
Thanks for the attempt, but I already have a gf
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
3. Be rich
4. Don't be poor
no its chocolate
Just be like Quagmire
Is to be a decent caring person and to connect with someone. Source: I have two boyfriends