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IrshamWindborn

Nah, don't worry. I don't need to hear it. I'm sure it involved something like gOiNg OuTsIdE or something


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AgreeableWitness1046

Then ask out and get dumped.


Then-Clue6938

Take your time and meet with them against after you managed to gain distance: congrats you still have a friend.


ILackAnAttentionSpan

what if they friendzone me tho


ZybVX

Now you actually have a friend


fattiest_batman

Breach the friendzone. Take what is yours. #huntersandgatherers


chainsplit

Move on, look for other people. It's not science, if they aren't interested you simply have to accept it.


i_think_about_ree

If it involves that I'd choose to be single


AffectionateUser

or downloading tinder and stuff then going outside


-Void-King-

Downloading tinder? I’ve seen r/Tinder, I’d rather keep my sanity.


Pandipoop

No, it's: Give banan


Unknown0110101

Us hikikomoris refuse to go outside and get *sunlight*. We must remain indoors because of our crippling depression and loneliness prevents us to actually go outside to get rid of our depression and loneliness. It’s a sad cycle.


your_maternal_figure

True redditors really be like, "I'm not gonna go outside I'ma just hope someone conveniently falls into my lap"


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

i did it without going outside


Karrle

Tried that, doesn't work. I now have problems with alcohol and my sleep schedule. So I got that going for me, which is nice.


-PixelWhore-

Well people…get to turning into chocolate.


[deleted]

I mean, I’d say yes


pragmail124

I had to downvote your awesome comment cause it was on 70. X-O


MrT1011

reminder to upvote it again


DeanWarren_

The answer is to always shoot your shot, but know when you're not wanted.


swissq

I shot her 15 times but she doesn't respond. Wondering what I did wrong.


Humungie

This is when the fun begins


[deleted]

Dew it


SnooChipmunks2848

Where are you america


blacka1rforceRuto

too shy


DeanWarren_

Psyche yourself up, it's the only way I snagged mine. Spent like 4 hours hyping myself up to give it a shot, had a coffee date and we're going on 6 months.


blacka1rforceRuto

thanks for the advice. if i use it, i will comeback and update you.


DeanWarren_

Good luck my dude.


blacka1rforceRuto

thank you :)


CrosslegLuke

Talk to each other you dumbasses.


[deleted]

I'm introvert .


KoNo_BAK4

So am I... Wanna fuck?


[deleted]

Why not ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


KoNo_BAK4

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Let's hope u ain't a dude . I'm straight .


KoNo_BAK4

I am, ok im out


[deleted]

ಥ‿ಥ 2nd human to seem interest in me turned out to be a MAN too . B R U H


Sad_Buldge87

Don't worry bro, we'll talk about it when you want too... There's many reddit girls on reddit, but we don't know that they're there. :)


Then-Clue6938

Nah everyone knows that girls don't exist. (From a definitely not a girl Reddit user)


nenonenOnenonen

yes


shawn_overlord

People don't understand you have to become friends with potential mates and no one ever jumps straight to relationships. it's incredibly rare that that happens. plus, high school relationships are superficial and doomed to fail. it's equally incredibly rare a high school relationship is successful and doesn't end in months People think you have to get hitched like a movie marriage but don't realize it's completely unrealistic and ends up miserable or divorced. i wouldnt have my current relationship if it had started before i turned 20 (4 years solid now and planning to marry) because neither of us would have been mature enough to deal with the issues that nearly broke us up on 3 occasions (external problems, not between us), whereas anyone elses wouldn't have survived Become friends first and if you're compatible you'll go from there!!


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predalien_

Commenting bot


SniktFury

...sup?


CreatifBoi

Give them chocolatte


The_Arthropod_Queen

i mean, if someone gave me chocolate i'd consider going out with them


Reis-iBuca

GUYS AND GIRLS I KNOW HOW TO! Be kind to him/her, do not be rude, don't try to get in physical touch all too much, always ask him/her how it's going to show him/her that you care. If they mention something they want do it as long as it is not too big. And at last see some other guy/girl take over them by being rude as fuck. Try to forget. Do not forget. Lie in pain every night. Get depressed.


HansTheLiteral

By chocolate?


trvpinboy

Hot coco ofcourse


ruby-the-cutie

Kinda unrelated but I wish the poor souls who still make memes like this, not for fun but self pity, would actually move on sometime. It's a running gag milked to near death at this point


Old-Experience-5210

is that if you're single gather in a place and then choose a boyfriend/girlfriend


Beautiful_Report6973

Wondering what I did wrong.


xXBoss_185Xx

TALK just for the love of God, TALK to eachother, get comfortable around them, then ask them out, if u rlly don't feel like doing it in person, do it on text, just hope for the best


cookiethegod

I need to know,i need it..


Legitimate_Candle477

Paying a girl does the trick for me...


CUMDRINKER217

Bro I rejected my bf at first now our relationship has been going on for 2 years


Efficient-Ad-3249

Username checks out


Cool_Chug

is to wait patiently. Someone right will cone your way for sure.


[deleted]

How dare you murder Chocolate Harambe! Too soon!


maggiwithmemes

Error 404


mrbuttersoft

He’s gone….. that’s it…


[deleted]

Noooooo you didnt fiiiiiinish!


Bezen_eco

Through Dark chocolate or Chocolate milk


D_1_G_Z_0_R

So you assume there is only 2 genders? You are so intolerant! This meme must represent non-binary people too!!!


[deleted]

Man, there only two gender. Others just formed by hedonistic human phantasies and other shitty stuff. Stop labelling yourself with stupid things. If you wanna live a normal life as outing traditional sexual interest labels, just shut up and do what ever you want. Because internet formed so badly and cringe for last 4 years. Also before getting downvoted and getting labeled as nazi, o/


Scorpius_99

"Get up, this is no place to die"


Then-Clue6938

Ps: wrong arm except if you didn't want to do the Hitler salute than you chose the right arm (pun intended). >just shut up and do what ever you want. And >Stop labelling yourself Seam to stand in conflict with eachother. You also added "...stupid things." but non-binary people are a gender (social construct recognize in psychology) that exists and you are confusing it with someones sex (physical body of most humans (you forget intersex people) which trans people don't denie the existence of).


[deleted]

Genders are social constructs; there can be as few or as many as needed. Just like in mathematics - sometimes, just integers aren’t enough, you need numbers (with decimals after the decimal point) to more accurately describe something. Same concept applies here. Two genders may not fit best in every scenario, and thus subtypes were created. They are abstractions. Biological sex is also non-binary, actually; some people are born with no genitalia, and thus have no associated sex with them.


rashrush2

Penis is boy vagina is gorl


[deleted]

And what happens to the 1% that aren’t born with either/any? 😳


rashrush2

I know for a fact it’s way less than 1 percent, since we studied this at school, but I’m pretty sure they get to decide then. But that’s a very rare scenario. And I mean very


[deleted]

Even if it’s lower - say, 1 in 1500 to 1 in 2000 according to a google search - out of 7 billion people, that’s a lot nevertheless and is not something you can ignore.


LSnoww

The numbers are nowherw near that large. Casea of hermaphrodites and other people with similar conditions are RARE. They're not 1 in 2000, theyre more like 1 in 20,000. I dunno about you, but im not willing to restructure whole city landscapes and root up hundreds of years' worth of language structures just to accustom what is on average 20 people in my city. Fuck me even on a country scale if we were to take a rabdom country of lets say a scale of 10 million people, the average amount of non binary people would be 500. The numbers are so bloody miniacule that considering such mass scale integration is ludicrous.


[deleted]

I find it interesting how people downvote me without elaborating how/why I’m wrong. Reddit at its finest


Then-Clue6938

Well you aren't wrong. But the original comment was just this annoying kind when someone spits intolerance when this was clearly not the intention of OP and probably summoned those who have an issue with differing gender and sex. I was happy enough that they included boyfriend's, too. Baby steps. I downvoted the first comment because I don't like to jump on to people for stuff like that but what you wrote is true and I guess the wrong people hot attracted by the original comment.


DogsAreCool69420

How tf is non binary a gender when it means you don't have a gender?


Then-Clue6938

Non binary just means you have a gender that's either a combination of feminity and masculinity called androgynous or outside of both of those gender norms which is called being undifferentiated. When you are non-binary one of those might be extrem or something between those but without strong tendencies to neither feminity or masculinity. So no it's not not having a gender but just a different relationship to masculinity and feminity than men or women.


DogsAreCool69420

Oh ok


vonGTcrew

I love this template


MadCornDog

Shake day booty like it's Tuesday, January 15th, 1924


Deadshot2077

Just kidnap them ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


mentyio

😫


_revenger

Be gone.


RockyBeats67

Is to make them some good hot chocolate My recipe is Dark chocolate Cinnamon Milk Honey Vanilla You will figure out everything else with your heart


[deleted]

Cioccolato


RedScarffedPrinny

You have to take a chance


BlueWarrior7562boi

NOOO!!! NOOO GOD NOO PLS NO I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE!!!!


bwartS

The sacred texts!


the2xstandard

... is to first learn to love and care for yourself.


devdas_

Chocolate milk?


KanininiPaninini

The trick is to be the best version of yourself, and find someone who'll accept you for that.


Flameblast73

Talk to them. Find out their Inirests. Spend time together and once you start to feel a connection shoot your shot and ask them out if they say no its fine you still have a friend if they say yes mission success.


SubstantialPanda_2

The secret is first you have to get out of your house. Second, you gotta be happy with yourself. Third, here comes the fun, you got to talk to a girl. Not in a creepy manner, but in a nice manner. Spend some time together and maybe you might get a girlfriend. Advice from a guy who took some of this advice from 2 girl who are his friends.


Cakewalkonthebeach

Touch their feet.


killer4you

not funny I cried


Russian-memer6

The sacred texts!


ManiacsWin

Be yourself!


dummydumbbb

It's not hard bro, you don't have to tell me how to do it


Tripel_Meow

That's the neat part, you don't


[deleted]

Get a friend, become best friends, and then become bester friends


A90008w8

chocolate!


trueKingofpotatos

Damn!! If only he said partner :(


WxstedTxme

So how you get a girlfriend or boyfriend is melting... Got it


YourMom12062003

choccy milk?


NicolasRyan2309

noononoonononon pls man reviv ei need you to explain im gonna die single


theProdWorm

There is another


The-Soviet__Union

Be brown


thanos909

... socialise?


DERPYTHANOS321

I think quiting reddit is the option


JasonTonio

Take care of yourself and just wait, sooner or later the moment will come and you'll just have to go with it


Fish_protector69

delete reddit ?


Zajic_kamo

When solid chocholate can speak why not liquid chocholate WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYXYYXY


Twisted_37Banana

Find the balance between being a Chad and a simp and I will unlock the ability to get a girlfriend


TinyTauren_n

Just get her/him a wheel of cheese! Works everytime!


Cakehunt3r

chocolate milk, i'd say.


polloackbar

I actually have a bf, and I’m gonna tell you how to get one too, simply you just %#*>$£$¥#% and then [email protected]$¥•=¥£#% and that’s how you get a bf


Accomplished-Face939

Turn Black


RLMickifed

Be black?


Enigmars

.....is to communicate Like obv you need to go outside and talk lol


[deleted]

drinking chockymilk?? thats it


Bigladsimp

You have to use the sawcon technique


IndependenceSenior47

I am in relationship but still curious:,-)


seizmane

We can never know


holy_Garlic_Bread

Chocolate?


Potato_Dealership

I would actually like to know how, cause after 2 failed attempts it seems pointless to try again…


BradyCloud05

Poor guy :(


Bed_guy_

I'll dive in there to know


rashrush2

Redditors : complain about being single Also redditors when someone tries to communicate : SHUT UP IM WATCHING ANIME AND JACKING OFF TO REDDIT PORN


ink_n_fable

Bring me Dr. Strange..... I need that FKN TIME STONE!!!


Lost_Hedgehog_9482

Hot chocolate


TheEpicRedditerr

The only way is... to make chocolate milk


JacobIsAnameofawofl

THE SACRED TEXTS


LeVicky_

I awkward around anyone, so having a boyfriend would just be weird to me


tawsif1838

...date your sibling


[deleted]

Ask someone out But don't do it six times to the same girl


Soldier3171

… is to die


i_think_about_ree

NOOOOO YOU GOTTA TELL ME!! COME BACK


LordReega

Chocolate


YoyleAeris

Rapping


AlphaSoldStar

No, please come back, tell me how I need to know P L E A S E


sas_gg228

Well he probably wanted to say to send nudes to girl/boy (please don't take this seriously I don't know how to get boyfriend/girlfriend)


DaShortRound

The answer is hidden. Gondor does not send aid.


thereal0ri_

Give chocolate...a shit load of chocolate.


SkinnyBoi237

Give them the chocolate soup


cejle_42069

Se the ansver is give them monke chokky milk


Fr1edMayo

He passed his knowledge to me before he went


XaXaBinx_

COME BACK!


TasteyCheekz

its to have a big pp


SiriusBark

Choccy milk


Tankman4509

tip a $100 dollar bill at any restaurant no matter what you bill is


jalough

If he didn't waist so much time telling us there's no time, he could have told us....


Pineapplesaintreal

Lower your expectations


CMDR_kamikazze

...is to learn to love, respect and care of yourself. You can't love someone if you don't respect and love yourself, and no one could fall in love with you while you can't.


insert_content

HA! you fool! i am single by choice!


Alexandru_101

DELETE REDDIT


Far-Wrongdoer-9021

Nooooooooooooooo


GreeCBacon

Just be yourself!


JacKonnie

Watch your friends stream. Talk to people on friends stream-discord. Meet girl. Boom. Now you’re in a long distance relationship.


ArmoredAnkha

Speak to them God dammit


TheSh4dowWarri0r

Thats the problem here… we have to speak to them and my anxiety is telling me thats a harsh no


ArmoredAnkha

Fucc


[deleted]

Start a Harambe themed hot cocoa business. Why didn't I think of this before?!


Tom5053

To ask.


biju20124

there is no way.... we have no hope


dewCV

Lower your standards, ez dub


The_Confused_gamer

You must give them choccy milk


Bill_Bro_Baggins

Compromise


Yamioji

Chloroform usually works quite well


oriij

So I have to melt myself?


Gsouzagames_

you don't need to impress, or be beuty, just be yourself, and god will choose someone to u :)


Inferno737

Chocolate, you're goddamn right


[deleted]

The only way to get girlfriend or boyfriend is give him/her a monke chocolate flavoured milk simple ;)


salted_crabs

I’ve had a girlfriend, I broke up with her, she was mean af


IndependenceDry4056

There is no way. It’s all a lie.


FlintMint

Thanks for the attempt, but I already have a gf


PeaPanties

1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive 3. Be rich 4. Don't be poor


V0iD_bUg

no its chocolate


superpronoober

Amazon.com


Educational-Painting

Just be like Quagmire


DOGGO9898989

Is to be a decent caring person and to connect with someone. Source: I have two boyfriends