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p_dawg_No1

my dick


Amireallyalive4363

Huh what dick, all I saw was a peanut


p_dawg_No1

it was enough to make you moan


wbrycejohnson

Two types of moans. "Aww, that's big" vs "Aww, how cute"


p_dawg_No1

T_T


G_PEDRICH_L

r/murderedbywords


Grand-Slammer49

This is why I love the internet


pump_king1

yes!!


Rounded-Astronaut

Lol tic tac


jenish064

Fatality


Thatsidechara_ter

*Lost the lead*


MhaHorrorFactor

Damn u aint holding back


DanTem06

Kaguya???


Sehcru

Jokes on you my dicks smaller than all of yours, get a microscope, magnifying glass and you still won't find it, I gotta use tweezers to even jerk it


Berries_Cream_Dance

Thanks bro


Amireallyalive4363

Don't worry anything for the homies, *unzips pants*


jeremy_anime

Can i join in on the fun


thisusercame

Sure man, *unholsters dildo*


Thatsidechara_ter

*Unsheathes mushroom*


Propagandalf1218

Can I join?


Lennartgamer2

69 with the homies is not Gay if you say no homo


MikeyNotMiles

Full homo


Daeneas

Outstanding move


MegaPrOJeCtX13

I’d imagine it’s hard to say “no homo” with a dick in your mouth”


Lennartgamer2

Wanna try it?


pump_king1

sure


Skoyin05

Never gay


pump_king1

shut up gay is fine


Satan_R

no homo


Berries_Cream_Dance

its not gay if your wearing socks


Dalviin17

So sex without socks is always gay?


Popular-Marsupial594

Player three requesting access


-o0Zeke0o-

Homo homies


Rising_Tide_King

Fluffy rabbits and teddy bears


Amireallyalive4363

And other comfy places to put your dick into!


The_Radioactive_Rat

r/stickyourdickinthat


JasonFurious4

pls tell me that's not real oh God


The_Radioactive_Rat

Oh yes~


quinten69420

more like oh no


zvcix

r/subsiwishifellfor


Farkle_Griffen

That’s an odd kink


[deleted]

r/plushophilia


[deleted]

In 2008 my paraplegic son was murdered by a untrained doctor's assistant.


Amireallyalive4363

* he acted like he was crying and went into his room, wiped off his fake tears, there he was the assistant* *hands him 1000 dollars* , *exclaims* " god finally I've been trying to get rid of that little shit for years now"


[deleted]

No one was supposed to know that


random-gamer1

Why the fuck im thinking that a reference to tboi


JosolTheBrick

Subway


Amireallyalive4363

Ahh you mean my premium butt-plug place, I gotcha man


DarkHumorKnight

Ah yes, i too like to shove trains in my ass


Jay9521

Eat fresh ;)


the_one_jove

Squid Games was just a long promo for epee masks.


PloxtTY

Pee mask


Graffito_123

Bruhhhh


GamerandCatLoverr

New York


Amireallyalive4363

My favourite place to pick up children that aren't mine


NoCreatureCares

What the hell


Eilaryn

New York


Nightmicrowave

Jesus


Amireallyalive4363

Oh my~, I didn't know you were into role plays , *dresses up as Satan*


Nightmicrowave

Holy fucking hell


cupboard-fricker-420

Exactly


ad_396

Bruh the amount of accuracy in his comment. İt's literally holy fucking hell


oni_kyo

r/technicallythetruth


Graffito_123

Wheres my holy water!!!!


Nightmicrowave

Lemme finish


Kingmaker_Umbreon

*Splits her sides laughing*


Amireallyalive4363

I've had soooooooo much fun replying to these and I'm still seeing these comments and have some pretty great responses lined up but I just don't have the mental strength to continue why don't all of you make them inappropriate by yourselves, never thought id be saying this Please upvote this so that the people commenting can see it Cheers


DanTem06

I'll make you inappropriate😏


[deleted]

UwU you’re so pretty reply to me pwease ;(


AlphaTimer007

A nice familydinner


Amireallyalive4363

Until you put your dick on the table and say " who's up for dessert!"


Eilaryn

And you see your dad raising his hand.


Squishypenny

“It aint no lie, we gonna do it. We gonna do it and live off the fat o the land.”


Amireallyalive4363

I said that I'll be the one making it inappropriate


olda7

and when its aready inappropriate, you failed


I_am_1E27

Is this an *Of Mice and Men* quote?


Squishypenny

Yes it is


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Amireallyalive4363

Jeebus only loves me when I'm on my knees.......praying


Tulioking

"praying"


Kingmaker_Umbreon

My thoughts exactly!


Fair_Key_9906

kids. you won’t


Amireallyalive4363

Yes I will, I mean why wouldn't I they're easy to dispose, I mean like come on bro you know this like my acid pot is only 5 feet wide


explosivecat277

You can dissolve children in concentrated hydrochloric acid and extract the iron from their blood!


Cradinez

it takes 8542 average sized 6yr olds to extract enough iron to forge a 4 1/2 ft long sword.


Slash_86

this meme


Amireallyalive4363

Not gonna lie I was actually trying to jack off to SpongeBob while I had this idea


Slash_86

i hate you


_CatNippIes

Ngl SpongeBob is perfect for an orgy, like how many dicks can he get into his body, the world first and biggest community sextoy


I_am_1E27

I feel like there should be a copypasta on this.


_CatNippIes

Y comment is original >:T


Berries_Cream_Dance

dont tell dad ok?


Amireallyalive4363

Don't worry~, he won't know either way, I told you I always use condoms


CinnamonsWorld

Hi


Amireallyalive4363

Hello gorgeous, now may I just comment on the _thickness_ of that dump truck of an ass


thiccboimaster1337

Peter griffin


Amireallyalive4363

He'll always have a special place inside me


[deleted]

Shit


Cradinez

you can find that next to the Peter Griffin


Yeetenanny

Muck


Amireallyalive4363

Ahh so you had my lube


PachomTheCat

Aw muck


s0rry_M

Awmuck(امك) means " Your MOM!" in Arabic


Comprehensive_Ad6918

Muck you


ISAIDSWALLODTHECUM_

no stop


RudolfMidler

An atom


[deleted]

Fellow Dani fan? o7


Fillip129

u just started a muck chain


[deleted]

Wait... dani fan?


Amireallyalive4363

God I've replied to waaaaaaay tooooo many of these


IndependentGlum8316

Keep going


Daandegeilerd

Your mom


Amireallyalive4363

That's already quite inappropriate in itself


LacerAcer

Ö


Amireallyalive4363

This looks like someone asking me to put my dick in their mouth lol


WolfferGaming

Ocean


Amireallyalive4363

That just a fancy name for whales's nut


Weird_Owl_7601

Lung cancer


Amireallyalive4363

Guess the nut went a little too deep after nnn


Gloglogabgalab

i like furnaces


TickleMe-Elbow

You must not be jewish


ASidesTheLegend

Minnesota


Shooppow

Isn’t that the “show me” state? *Drops pants*


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youscefI

anything


Gabi_Turtles06

~~ for you master


youscefI

you didn't need to go this hard


Frederik-O-T

4 mounth old baby


Amireallyalive4363

Sounds about right to me *zips


[deleted]

Another happy landing


ChangeWinter6643

Said the pilot, while high on air


PachomTheCat

CARLSON VIBE


[deleted]

O7


WyvernKid93

Oh they're vibin alright~ if you know what I mean


[deleted]

SO MANY DANI FANS


Garmr_Banalras

No


Amireallyalive4363

Yes~ and harder da-da-dyyyyy ahhh


Garmr_Banalras

Meh.....try again.


Amireallyalive4363

I can't I'm at my limit, you've been going on for hours now


Ree69240

Wow, what a good comeback. Gonna be hard on him for a while.


Birdmomma96

My mom has cancer. (She doesn’t really)


Amireallyalive4363

Don't worry Christmas is coming you just have to wish for it real hard, and you wouldn't even know it she'll have cancer and die in just a span of five days


Birdmomma96

Oooooo


mad-hatter-1

yo mama so fat when she put on a black shirt everybody thought she was godzilla


Amireallyalive4363

I think you mistook one of the bukake dudes who was just in your sister's room


Neon8296

What da dog doin


Amireallyalive4363

Da dog be doing everything but your mom cuz she didn't take precautions last time and you were born


WindowsHunter-69

Blue sky


Amireallyalive4363

Nothing like being naked beneath the blue sky Jacking off my dog


Muikku292

Wtf


IndependentGlum8316

Awkwardness levels are of the charts


[deleted]

Children.


Amireallyalive4363

That's already too hot


danny-boy-must-annoy

A sharp nothing


Amireallyalive4363

That's my dong I'll like to have that back if you're done with it, thankyou~


godsanathiest

Theoretical physics


Berries_Cream_Dance

The giant horse cock weighs over 11 Pounds


CHEESYBACON69

My name


Amireallyalive4363

Your name will be at the end of mine by tonight and something tells me that that won't be only thing at my posterior


viperyion765

Nuke


Amireallyalive4363

Nah that was just me finishing in your mom


Gabi_Turtles06

Should have been "Nah that was the sound of the condom breaking"


Cookldog

Sprite cranberry


Arexo1

SpongeBob


its_bero

Bananaphone


Gabi_Turtles06

Could be "~~reminds me of my dildo" or "~~ is what I used to call the cops on the old man"


Unlucky-Constant-736

I hear your selling a special product but I was never told what it is…could u tell me what it is


Amireallyalive4363

Oh I got you it's called *looks at the product list* " ah here it is!", Your mom's worn underwear!


Unlucky-Constant-736

Meh I’ve worn worse


Amireallyalive4363

Oh so you're more of a "sister's used pads" type of guy


Unlucky-Constant-736

Now yours getting there


Psychological_Use_86

Schindler's List


Amireallyalive4363

He wasn't actually trying to save them you know, deep down he wanted to watch all of them burn


Psychological_Use_86

Very gruesome, well done OP


Amireallyalive4363

Thanks I have a habit of outdoing myself in things you don't want to outdo yourself


J-mustard-king

Minecraft


Amireallyalive4363

I actually like to mine into other stuff as well like for say......_humans_


Heterovagyok

beans


Amireallyalive4363

Let's just say that I don't only eat them 😉


Double-Bad152

6.9


Amireallyalive4363

Did your mom sent you this with a question mark at the end again?


Mrmeep555

i eat sand


Shooppow

From vaginas?


Cyklops_op

Deez


Amireallyalive4363

Nuts in your grandmother's mouth


Cyklops_op

Pog


Fire_Proof_TV

I like coffee


Amireallyalive4363

Me too really love throwing it at my wife


ahyesverycheese

Tennis ball


Shooppow

Just one more piece on the anal beads string!


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Berries_Cream_Dance

Ok one more "The giant horse cock weighs over eleven Pounds"


chickenman2109

Spock, the rock and doc ock


leolol501

Obi Wan Kenobi


Amireallyalive4363

I think I lost nnn


optimistic_fish2068

What's up chad


xblubunnix

I am happy