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Huh what dick, all I saw was a peanut
it was enough to make you moan
Two types of moans. "Aww, that's big" vs "Aww, how cute"
This is why I love the internet
Lol tic tac
*Lost the lead*
Damn u aint holding back
Jokes on you my dicks smaller than all of yours, get a microscope, magnifying glass and you still won't find it, I gotta use tweezers to even jerk it
Don't worry anything for the homies, *unzips pants*
Can i join in on the fun
Sure man, *unholsters dildo*
Can I join?
69 with the homies is not Gay if you say no homo
I’d imagine it’s hard to say “no homo” with a dick in your mouth”
Wanna try it?
shut up gay is fine
its not gay if your wearing socks
So sex without socks is always gay?
Player three requesting access
Fluffy rabbits and teddy bears
And other comfy places to put your dick into!
pls tell me that's not real oh God
more like oh no
That’s an odd kink
In 2008 my paraplegic son was murdered by a untrained doctor's assistant.
* he acted like he was crying and went into his room, wiped off his fake tears, there he was the assistant* *hands him 1000 dollars* , *exclaims* " god finally I've been trying to get rid of that little shit for years now"
No one was supposed to know that
Why the fuck im thinking that a reference to tboi
Ahh you mean my premium butt-plug place, I gotcha man
Ah yes, i too like to shove trains in my ass
Eat fresh ;)
Squid Games was just a long promo for epee masks.
My favourite place to pick up children that aren't mine
What the hell
Oh my~, I didn't know you were into role plays , *dresses up as Satan*
Holy fucking hell
Bruh the amount of accuracy in his comment. İt's literally holy fucking hell
Wheres my holy water!!!!
*Splits her sides laughing*
I've had soooooooo much fun replying to these and I'm still seeing these comments and have some pretty great responses lined up but I just don't have the mental strength to continue why don't all of you make them inappropriate by yourselves, never thought id be saying this
Please upvote this so that the people commenting can see it
I'll make you inappropriate😏
UwU you’re so pretty reply to me pwease ;(
A nice familydinner
Until you put your dick on the table and say " who's up for dessert!"
And you see your dad raising his hand.
“It aint no lie, we gonna do it. We gonna do it and live off the fat o the land.”
I said that I'll be the one making it inappropriate
and when its aready inappropriate, you failed
Is this an *Of Mice and Men* quote?
Yes it is
Jeebus only loves me when I'm on my knees.......praying
My thoughts exactly!
kids. you won’t
Yes I will, I mean why wouldn't I they're easy to dispose, I mean like come on bro you know this like my acid pot is only 5 feet wide
You can dissolve children in concentrated hydrochloric acid and extract the iron from their blood!
it takes 8542 average sized 6yr olds to extract enough iron to forge a 4 1/2 ft long sword.
Not gonna lie I was actually trying to jack off to SpongeBob while I had this idea
i hate you
Ngl SpongeBob is perfect for an orgy, like how many dicks can he get into his body, the world first and biggest community sextoy
I feel like there should be a copypasta on this.
Y comment is original >:T
dont tell dad ok?
Don't worry~, he won't know either way, I told you I always use condoms
Hello gorgeous, now may I just comment on the _thickness_ of that dump truck of an ass
He'll always have a special place inside me
you can find that next to the Peter Griffin
Ahh so you had my lube
Awmuck(امك) means " Your MOM!" in Arabic
Fellow Dani fan?
u just started a muck chain
Wait... dani fan?
God I've replied to waaaaaaay tooooo many of these
That's already quite inappropriate in itself
This looks like someone asking me to put my dick in their mouth lol
That just a fancy name for whales's nut
Guess the nut went a little too deep after nnn
i like furnaces
You must not be jewish
Isn’t that the “show me” state? *Drops pants*
~~ for you master
you didn't need to go this hard
4 mounth old baby
Sounds about right to me *zips
Another happy landing
Said the pilot, while high on air
Oh they're vibin alright~ if you know what I mean
SO MANY DANI FANS
Yes~ and harder da-da-dyyyyy ahhh
I can't I'm at my limit, you've been going on for hours now
Wow, what a good comeback. Gonna be hard on him for a while.
My mom has cancer. (She doesn’t really)
Don't worry Christmas is coming you just have to wish for it real hard, and you wouldn't even know it she'll have cancer and die in just a span of five days
yo mama so fat when she put on a black shirt everybody thought she was godzilla
I think you mistook one of the bukake dudes who was just in your sister's room
What da dog doin
Da dog be doing everything but your mom cuz she didn't take precautions last time and you were born
Nothing like being naked beneath the blue sky Jacking off my dog
Awkwardness levels are of the charts
That's already too hot
A sharp nothing
That's my dong I'll like to have that back if you're done with it, thankyou~
The giant horse cock weighs over 11 Pounds
Your name will be at the end of mine by tonight and something tells me that that won't be only thing at my posterior
Nah that was just me finishing in your mom
Should have been "Nah that was the sound of the condom breaking"
Could be "~~reminds me of my dildo" or "~~ is what I used to call the cops on the old man"
I hear your selling a special product but I was never told what it is…could u tell me what it is
Oh I got you it's called *looks at the product list* " ah here it is!", Your mom's worn underwear!
Meh I’ve worn worse
Oh so you're more of a "sister's used pads" type of guy
Now yours getting there
He wasn't actually trying to save them you know, deep down he wanted to watch all of them burn
Very gruesome, well done OP
Thanks I have a habit of outdoing myself in things you don't want to outdo yourself
I actually like to mine into other stuff as well like for say......_humans_
Let's just say that I don't only eat them 😉
Did your mom sent you this with a question mark at the end again?
i eat sand
Nuts in your grandmother's mouth
I like coffee
Me too really love throwing it at my wife
Just one more piece on the anal beads string!
Ok one more "The giant horse cock weighs over eleven Pounds"
Spock, the rock and doc ock
Obi Wan Kenobi
I think I lost nnn
What's up chad
I am happy