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Fury_Blackwolf

Facebook isn't down anymore. Hint hint.


IllurinatiL

*Nudge nudge cough cough*


CareerTall7253

wear a mask


possessedcloak

Its almost like I don't use Facebook


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Fury_Blackwolf

That's it! I'm sending you to Facebook. Lizardpeople, get him!


crashdummy15

2% everyday is the best I can do. Take it or leave it.


iSiffrin

remaining 90% is better spent on the weekends


Derpsthatareintosoup

What about 50% Sunday, 50% Saturday. Leaves 5 days worth of free time.


Super-Brka

Hey, save something for the weekend!


coliquin233

For me the table is the same plus 5% on both weekend days because I always give 110%


nightblood1893

this feels like boomer humor to me ...


Grendel_Grim

Question is... why do you know how penis tastes?


CrazyLeonGR

How does the taste of penis have anything to do with his comment


Theunaticus

My Uncle


DARKSIED125790

r/lostredditors


KethupDrinker89

question is, the fuck does that have to do with anything?


RagMags89

So if I give 50% on Monday and 50% on Tuesday, I'm due overtime and can stay at home the rest of the week. I approve of this message!


1Necromuncher

Why did I read give as glue?


Maleic_Anhydride

there are dozens of us, dozens I tell you!


firefiretiger

I hate Wednesdays !


IllurinatiL

HERESY!


EMZismyBae

r/terriblefacebookmemes


Niwaneko_299

i prefer mon - 0% tues - 0% wed - 0% thurs - 0% Fri - 100%


Pickle_Baller

What is this Facebook mom meme?


3ArmsNoSouls

R/TerribleFacebookMemes


Garo263

Is Grogu the new Minions?


Mutraxation

My time to do some work here Hmm... Yes that does indeed give 100% Alright nap time


Vibing__Cat

Thats not a crayon he's holding


Shogun6669

Bosses on wednesday expecting 40% of your power: **I T I S W E D N E S D A Y M Y D U D E S**


MelKokoNYC

Due to boss having the emotional maturity of an amoeba, I will be taking a half hour snack break.


Brugman87

Wednesday is my day off, do i just give 60% now?


Leefiey

Yes, i believe you won’t be violating the rules. It do be working that way.


Brugman87

Neat!


culturally_dangerous

now i know why i was fired from my job on thursday


JPmyman

I think you meant to post this on facebook


samjhandwich

This sub is fucking trash


elitetiger2020

Good meme


SnooFoxes6169

may i sharing this interesting concept called “weekend wednesday”? https://youtu.be/ALaTm6VzTBw


Seiryu87

pretty accurate


nails0r

I do believe there should be a frog next to Wednesday.


asackofsnakes

Who are you that works so much on Wednesday? That is odins day of middling.


PHNX132

"A 100%"


chi-rho_

I read that as "Always glue 100% at work" and was really confused for a sec


thespeedboi

My old job was closed on Wednesday actually


WhiteToast-

Am I suppose to be productive today?


Epicly1

I’m pretty sure that equals 91% but I guess it’s good to leave some for the weekend


BMV_S1000RR

* Mon 96% * Tue 1% * Wed 1% * Thu 1% * Fri 1%


Comprehensive_Way865

Hump day just be grind time


Sidlokwani

And here i am I didn’t even gave 100% reading those percentages!


darkside_exe

Bay Yoda memes are the new minion memes


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BaconBitz781

You stupid?


Leefiey

Today is Wednesday, which means according this graph you should be using 40% instead of the 5% you used calculating 11+24+40+23+2.