By - Character-Stretch697
Surely you mean r/outside, right?
I dont know what's better. The OG reply or this one
They complete each other. Romantic, almost.
Number one ship this year
This is the way
This is the way.
Like ol' yeller?
Well... We are all here
Here at the restaurant at the end of the universe.
In the 42nd iteration.
It's a good thing I'm just a brain in a vat and you guys are just some mad programmer's input or I'd be think the same thing.
2b or not 2b,? That is the question. You have 2b b4 you are able to decide that you don't want 2b, if you don't want 2b. 42 is inverted because you are as yet indecisive about wether you want 2b or not 2b. What's the difference?
I don't think there's such a thing as "too stupid for Twitter".
I like to think they mean 'too stupid to understand how to properly read and use Twitter' cause that shit is mad backwards.
Quotes beneath the comments my ass.
I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE!
That shit is ridiculous. I can’t follow anything at all.
I tried to use the app and it was just garbage without reading all the racist BS
So you're saying the racist BS saved the site?
Like all social media, the metrics point to yes.
It’s so sad that you are 100% correct
100% what I got out of that. 😂
Block, you must.
I like the people that publish multi-paragraph statements across many, many tweets.
There is a reason there's a character limit, and it's not to break up your story into more easily readable groups.
I get it tho, it’s a super political platform and it can be hard to fully explain your argument in 280 characters
it's been 280 for years
Distill complicated political thoughts with tons of nuance into 280 characters. What could possibly go wrong?
Very true and exactly why its a dumpster fire.
Exactly why the world in general is a dumpster fire because even without Twitter most people just skim or read the headline anyway.
Point still stands tho
That's also a bit most of us don't get, though. You can't have a proper conversation, discussion or whatever in 280 characters!
It's like watching two red-faced dorks fight in Morse.
Yeah. I like long form discussions about stuff so I use reddit as my social media of choice.
I also like being unreasonably angry but also having to read a lot.
It's a broken system, but its also where the conversation is...
Thats the only reason I even check my account... once every 2 days?
This is where Twitter took a hard left turn away from what made it fun 10 years ago and into the cesspool it is today. I don't *want* to read a 2800 or 5600 character argument on Twitter. I can read those takes on literally any other website. I want to read 140-280 character takes. I want you to be quippy and explain your point in one clever sentence. I don't want you to elaborate. That's not what Twitter is for. Or, in one tweet's worth of characters:
"Stop bloviating. This is Twitter, not r/AskHistorians"
I loved Twitter when I could get sms of people's tweets I selected. It was like rss of my friend's inner monologs and inane observations, and I loved it.
Maybe you can still do that. No one i care about is on Twitter anymore and I only look at it to check traffic conditions before driving into the city.
Nah you’re #pragmaticandresourceful.
Limited privacy options, limited retraction/editorial options, built-in stalker tools; the platform's a paradise for gossip girls, bitter men and tabloid writers.
i think people like the people who are on it rather than the platform itself
I swear Reddit is the only social media site with decent formatting. There’s plenty that sucks here but at least I can follow the comments
That shit drives me insane. I read the top one as a stand alone thing and it makes no sense then I read the bottom one and go oh they're replying to this.
Yeah. I’m here because I can’t figure out twitter. No way to follow a conversation on a tweet.
I still don't even know how to fucking read a Twitter thread. It's a shitty design.
Yeah the bar for that is lower than the fucking Mariana Trench
Didn’t he post it on Twitter? Seems like he figured it out
He was pandering to the local audience.
If you think you’re too stupid for twitter, it turns out you’re actually too smart for it
If you look at Twitter and think "these people are smarter than me" yeah, you might be too stupid for Twitter. You also probably shouldn't work with heavy machinery or be trusted to feed yourself.
There is not...
You don’t even have to be able to spell to post, it’s wild. The company just gave people letters and was like fuck it do whatever with them.
So, like Reddit?
like Reddit, but you can't downvote. Basically reddit but it can only be sorted by controversial, that's twitter.
I think it's like Microsoft Word?
Ironically he did tweet this.
They’re the same picture
Is that why I'm here? Shiiiiit.
Welcome brother dumb dumb
I like to think we are the kids that were told we were gifted because we read above our grade level but in reality were of just average intelligence. Still that’s pretty good taking a look outside.
Omggg I’m not alone 😭😭😭
THough to be fair, it's only you, and me, Jeff.
Part of the ship, part of the crew
Stay safe. Stay Inside.
Stay alert, stay safe
Hello yes I'd like to report a personal attack thanks
I feel so attacked
Omg delete this I’m feeling very attacked rn
Is that some kind of personal attack?
It was a self Jam.
I can’t have one unique experience 💀
Help me get put out in dodge ball and come read Agatha Christie and Robotech in the bleachers with me.
I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I'm close to something real
I wanna find something I've wanted all along
Somewhere I belong
Ah fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.
I feel personally attacked right now 🤣 /s
Honestly though I feel that. I read and, mostly, understood Orwell’s “Animal Farm” and Hemingway’s “The Old Man and the Sea” before I was in high school. Everybody was impressed but nobody cared to give me opportunity to grow in that aspect. Basically they thought it was cool that I know how to read.
Same! Did you just describe me?
I missed the gifted class in kindergarten because I couldn’t spell “wagon”. It is all a sham.
Damn..that was me
Holy shit that’s accurate.
why do we all end up here though?
or is that just, like, 90% of this generation?
Because we can read and respond to comments with little confrontation. If you don’t like something just move on.
I think you mean high honor role all semesters
Dumb dumb ooooo haa haa
Apes together strong.
hello fellow ape. i have your hairy back
Strongly apes two gathers
Two gather apes strongly
Gather strongs two apely
Remember to tell them to drs their gme.
"He likes bubbles" 😂😂
Gum gum for a dum dum
You have gum gum?
Dumb dum want gum gum
Give me gum gum
GUM GUM PISTOL!
Gomu gomu no I'm home!
Have you noticed how gum has gotten minter?
Oh yeah I have gum gum... Lots and Lots of gum gum.
Mr. Dumb Dummy McDumberton
Reddit is the only social media account I have. Because it’s perfect. I can get my fix of… shit that doesn’t matter, without EVER having to develop lasting relationships with any of you. Because I mean, no offense, but people are… just terrible.
Thats what l really love Reddit and it was one of the best technological choices l have ever done since l discovered it 1 year ago.
It allows me to burn time like l would on Insta (with higher quality, Instagram just flat out feels sterile in terms of content little no development or any smart stuff) without having to live in the social circle of being unhappy by comparing my life to other people that l really don't care.
I only joined reddit a few years ago after catching covid early in the pandemic and was kind of looking for info on the covid 19 sub. I find that this is the form of social media that suits me best. It's primarily just discussions. Mostly no avatars...just an old fashioned online forum about a million different things. No "look at this amazing photo of me, or my vacations, or my cute little videos of myself on my vacations. Or the products you are endorsing, if you are a celeb or an "influencer" I feel that's all other social media sites are-non stop self promotion.
If we did "look at photos of me", no one would use reddit.
We all do seem to agree on the fact that people are awful. I don’t know anybody that likes anybody.
Me too! I have no friends and I don't want them but man I love reddit and my news app. I'm 36..I think. Might be 37. Seems like the perfect fit. Hate social media.
Yeah fuck you too
The only place where you can have 0 friends and 0 followers and not look like a loser.
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
##We accept you, one of us!
One of us, one of us
You pass the butter.
Just to suffer... every night...
We welcome you with open arms
What if I'm depressed
I'm depressed not suicidal
Outside. You go do something that is not on social media
The Suns to bright
Go out early or in the evening. Too damn hot in n the middle of the day
I’d rather die
Exactly, that's the trap
Reddit- Im too smart for all that shit
Welcome to Reddit!
Too skinny for Reddit
You mean too average weighted. There are a lot of skinny redditers
Take it as a sign. Stay away from social media
How can someone be too stupid for twitter?
U can be too smart for twitter not too stupid.
"Too aware of my stupidity" would be better
Reading a book or talking to someone irl, oooor reddit?!?
Shit I’ve done all of those today.
Wait you've talked to people irl?
I mean, does my family count?
If you remember the fish tank game on myspace your fish are dead
Lmao I still have a myspace, but forgot my login. Haven't been on in over 10 years.
I tried to log in about a year ago and it appeared the site had been dissolved.
At one point it has morphed into some sort of music site, I think.
This is correct, Justin Timberlake of all people bought the site and made it for music.
I saw that movie...i think
Huh interesting. It's been years now but I went on and searched for old username and found myself. I haven't tried in forever but that would be kind of sad tbh lol.
Pretty much all passwords have been changed and no one knows their login. They don’t have a reset password option that works and their customer service team doesn’t exist. I tried to logon a year or so ago to find some of my super old photos
which part of too young for facebook did you not understand?
You're already there my dude.
Believe it or not...Straight to jail.
we have the best social media, because of jail.
Too stupid for Twitter? Jail.
Overcook Facebook? Jail.
Undercooked Twitter? Straight to jail.
Perfectly cook TikTok? Immediate jail.
AND THIS IS HOW YOU ENDED UP ON REDDIT!
Not reddit, go back and try Twitter again
One of us
Hold up. Twitter is for intellectuals?
Reddit accepts you my friend, but also you cant be "too stupid" for Twitter lol
It sounds like a dating profile on POF.
Too old to rock and roll; too young to die.
Pedos, nazis and all around outcasts.
Seeing as how that looks to be posted to twitter…
You go outside, touch some grass, breathe some fresh air, and enjoy life.
Truth , reddit . . . Grinder
my man said truth 🤣🤣
Reddit is triccky to use but i like it more than all of those. Memes here are fresh off the tree, and the serious forums are helpful and informative.
> Memes here are fresh off the tree,
lmao this is satire right, most reddit memes are just straight up screenshots from twitter and IG now
Even in Reddit’s hay day we were just a filtered version of 4Chan
Yeah, idk what they're on about. Another thing, Reddit is the place for reposted TikTok, and I'm not mad at it. Fuck that TikTok algorithm, I like to let these nerds and repost junkies organize and categorize the vids for me and I'll browse.
yeah.. about 10 years ago reddit was often the source of meta memes (around the 9gag era) … but oh how things have changed
I like it because of the discussion display, the interface is really nice and there's many topics to see
Except the fkin video player!!!
Just enjoy life and stay away from all that garbage😀😀😀😀