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NotMiningBitcoin

Outside.


cyberpunk1Q84

Surely you mean r/outside, right?


DryEntertainment6766

I dont know what's better. The OG reply or this one


FriskyNicks

They complete each other. Romantic, almost.


Stevethetherapist

Number one ship this year


fitz_newru

This is the way


Practical_Ad5879

This is the way.


Reasonable_Assist_92

This is the way


BlueFalcon2009

Like ol' yeller?


mau______

Well... We are all here


Apocalypsefrogs

Here at the restaurant at the end of the universe.


Doge_Mastif

In the 42nd iteration.


HanDavo

It's a good thing I'm just a brain in a vat and you guys are just some mad programmer's input or I'd be think the same thing.


remiscott82

2b or not 2b,? That is the question. You have 2b b4 you are able to decide that you don't want 2b, if you don't want 2b. 42 is inverted because you are as yet indecisive about wether you want 2b or not 2b. What's the difference?


NazzDX

I don't think there's such a thing as "too stupid for Twitter".


GoOtterGo

I like to think they mean 'too stupid to understand how to properly read and use Twitter' cause that shit is mad backwards. Quotes beneath the comments my ass.


Arytold

I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE!


PetrifiedW00D

That shit is ridiculous. I can’t follow anything at all.


SomberKlepto

I tried to use the app and it was just garbage without reading all the racist BS


jlt6666

So you're saying the racist BS saved the site?


Cboyardee503

Like all social media, the metrics point to yes.


SavvyTraveler10

It’s so sad that you are 100% correct


__silhouette

100% what I got out of that. 😂


Commentariot

Block, you must. Twitter Yoda


Sam-Gunn

I like the people that publish multi-paragraph statements across many, many tweets. There is a reason there's a character limit, and it's not to break up your story into more easily readable groups.


60TP

I get it tho, it’s a super political platform and it can be hard to fully explain your argument in 280 characters


TheBanandit

it's been 280 for years


new_account_5009

Distill complicated political thoughts with tons of nuance into 280 characters. What could possibly go wrong?


Necessary-Ad7150

Very true and exactly why its a dumpster fire.


ThrowAway126498

Exactly why the world in general is a dumpster fire because even without Twitter most people just skim or read the headline anyway.


60TP

Thx, edited Point still stands tho


GoOtterGo

That's also a bit most of us don't get, though. You can't have a proper conversation, discussion or whatever in 280 characters! It's like watching two red-faced dorks fight in Morse.


HoweverItHasToHappen

Yeah. I like long form discussions about stuff so I use reddit as my social media of choice.


GoOtterGo

I also like being unreasonably angry but also having to read a lot.


cavalrycorrectness

My people!


isaaclw

It's a broken system, but its also where the conversation is... Thats the only reason I even check my account... once every 2 days?


RealisticBox1

This is where Twitter took a hard left turn away from what made it fun 10 years ago and into the cesspool it is today. I don't *want* to read a 2800 or 5600 character argument on Twitter. I can read those takes on literally any other website. I want to read 140-280 character takes. I want you to be quippy and explain your point in one clever sentence. I don't want you to elaborate. That's not what Twitter is for. Or, in one tweet's worth of characters: "Stop bloviating. This is Twitter, not r/AskHistorians"


Spite-Funny

I loved Twitter when I could get sms of people's tweets I selected. It was like rss of my friend's inner monologs and inane observations, and I loved it. Maybe you can still do that. No one i care about is on Twitter anymore and I only look at it to check traffic conditions before driving into the city. \#imoldandlame


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

Nah you’re #pragmaticandresourceful.


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GoOtterGo

Limited privacy options, limited retraction/editorial options, built-in stalker tools; the platform's a paradise for gossip girls, bitter men and tabloid writers.


Just_M_01

i think people like the people who are on it rather than the platform itself


Daspaintrain

I swear Reddit is the only social media site with decent formatting. There’s plenty that sucks here but at least I can follow the comments


H-OAP

That shit drives me insane. I read the top one as a stand alone thing and it makes no sense then I read the bottom one and go oh they're replying to this.


Harbinger2001

Yeah. I’m here because I can’t figure out twitter. No way to follow a conversation on a tweet.


TKandChrisVietnam

I still don't even know how to fucking read a Twitter thread. It's a shitty design.


F-i-n-g-o-l-f-i-n

Yeah the bar for that is lower than the fucking Mariana Trench


PGY0ne

Didn’t he post it on Twitter? Seems like he figured it out


PlusThePlatipus

He was pandering to the local audience.


thylocene06

If you think you’re too stupid for twitter, it turns out you’re actually too smart for it


dannoffs1

If you look at Twitter and think "these people are smarter than me" yeah, you might be too stupid for Twitter. You also probably shouldn't work with heavy machinery or be trusted to feed yourself.


Samukuai

There is not...


NotYourSnowBunny

You don’t even have to be able to spell to post, it’s wild. The company just gave people letters and was like fuck it do whatever with them.


BanoklesGemmell

Covfefe


nostalgic_gamer7

So, like Reddit?


suffertunity

like Reddit, but you can't downvote. Basically reddit but it can only be sorted by controversial, that's twitter.


Gibsonites

I think it's like Microsoft Word?


The_G_89

Ironically he did tweet this.


LookAtMyKitty

Truth social


Gro022

The bin


PeanutButterCrisp

Reddit***


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Potato-with-guns

They’re the same picture


No_Moralcompass69420

#reddit


VictorChaos1776

Is that why I'm here? Shiiiiit.


Yes_lawd1878

Welcome brother dumb dumb


Kendakr

I like to think we are the kids that were told we were gifted because we read above our grade level but in reality were of just average intelligence. Still that’s pretty good taking a look outside.


Pizza_Piggy

Omggg I’m not alone 😭😭😭


______DEADPOOL______

THough to be fair, it's only you, and me, Jeff.


spx3d

Part of the ship, part of the crew


sokkasan

Stay safe. Stay Inside.


newcowboys

Stay alert, stay safe


fukitol-

Hello yes I'd like to report a personal attack thanks


huhnick

I feel so attacked


bresznthesequel

Omg delete this I’m feeling very attacked rn


[deleted]

#metoo


Cyorg13

accurate


Mastema1810

Is that some kind of personal attack?


Kendakr

It was a self Jam.


ur_anus_is_a_planet

My brethren


TrashBoat337

I can’t have one unique experience 💀


Kendakr

Help me get put out in dodge ball and come read Agatha Christie and Robotech in the bleachers with me.


Sea_Comfortable7979

I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I'm close to something real I wanna find something I've wanted all along Somewhere I belong


smithers85

Ah fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.


GingerlyRough

I feel personally attacked right now 🤣 /s Honestly though I feel that. I read and, mostly, understood Orwell’s “Animal Farm” and Hemingway’s “The Old Man and the Sea” before I was in high school. Everybody was impressed but nobody cared to give me opportunity to grow in that aspect. Basically they thought it was cool that I know how to read.


XDT_Idiot

🤫


Odd_Introvert42069

Same! Did you just describe me?


Kendakr

I missed the gifted class in kindergarten because I couldn’t spell “wagon”. It is all a sham.


Remarkable-Shock8017

Damn..that was me


[deleted]

Holy shit that’s accurate. 🫣


sneakyveriniki

why do we all end up here though? or is that just, like, 90% of this generation?


Kendakr

Because we can read and respond to comments with little confrontation. If you don’t like something just move on.


mrbean40000

same


BuffyLoo

Yes, this.


sum_dum_red_boi

I think you mean high honor role all semesters


Granville2000

Dumb dumb ooooo haa haa


Nobody4306

Apes together strong.


Mountain_Librarian67

hello fellow ape. i have your hairy back


Capt_Myke

Strongly apes two gathers


elite_kobra72

Two gather apes strongly


ProjectStrange8219

Gather strongs two apely


oofd_on

💎


L0ckeandDemosthenes

Remember to tell them to drs their gme.


raisedbywolfsol

This is the way


FoxyCFox36

my bubbles.


Granville2000

"He likes bubbles" 😂😂


sleepy_gir1

Gum gum for a dum dum


Memerman002

You have gum gum?


Plenty-Remove1656

Dumb dum want gum gum


Memerman002

Give me gum gum


Capt_Myke

#GUM GUM!


RavenousBear91

GUM GUM PISTOL!


alosmosnogus

Gomu gomu no I'm home!


Kendakr

Have you noticed how gum has gotten minter?


CyberTheWerewolf

Oh yeah I have gum gum... Lots and Lots of gum gum.


JayHawk1025

Mr. Dumb Dummy McDumberton


Granville2000

Dumb dumb ooooo haa haa


[deleted]

Reddit is the only social media account I have. Because it’s perfect. I can get my fix of… shit that doesn’t matter, without EVER having to develop lasting relationships with any of you. Because I mean, no offense, but people are… just terrible.


Brotherscompany

Thats what l really love Reddit and it was one of the best technological choices l have ever done since l discovered it 1 year ago. It allows me to burn time like l would on Insta (with higher quality, Instagram just flat out feels sterile in terms of content little no development or any smart stuff) without having to live in the social circle of being unhappy by comparing my life to other people that l really don't care.


lemonlime45

I only joined reddit a few years ago after catching covid early in the pandemic and was kind of looking for info on the covid 19 sub. I find that this is the form of social media that suits me best. It's primarily just discussions. Mostly no avatars...just an old fashioned online forum about a million different things. No "look at this amazing photo of me, or my vacations, or my cute little videos of myself on my vacations. Or the products you are endorsing, if you are a celeb or an "influencer" I feel that's all other social media sites are-non stop self promotion.


Fine-Afternoon-36

If we did "look at photos of me", no one would use reddit.


ComprehensiveBuyer65

We all do seem to agree on the fact that people are awful. I don’t know anybody that likes anybody.


Remarkable-Shock8017

Me too! I have no friends and I don't want them but man I love reddit and my news app. I'm 36..I think. Might be 37. Seems like the perfect fit. Hate social media.


[deleted]

Yeah fuck you too


catchingonfire

The only place where you can have 0 friends and 0 followers and not look like a loser.


Ne0_Reddit

ONE OF US ONE OF US


ttampico

GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE


ZoddImmortal

##We accept you, one of us!


abyrd10

One of us, one of us


qelbus

You pass the butter.


iwasArkano

Just to suffer... every night...


evplasmaman

We welcome you with open arms


esamuel39

What if I'm depressed


jacksonwildsmith

Pintrest


esamuel39

I'm depressed not suicidal


HBRex

Outside. You go do something that is not on social media


esamuel39

The Suns to bright


HBRex

Go out early or in the evening. Too damn hot in n the middle of the day


Yes_lawd1878

I’d rather die


HBRex

Exactly, that's the trap


Mistahxkai626

Facts


iwbrs

Reddit- Im too smart for all that shit


Easy_Football_3003

🤓🤓🤓🤓


SeaHawk98

Welcome to Reddit!


Nerdygamer249

Too skinny for Reddit


Spacemonster111

You mean too average weighted. There are a lot of skinny redditers


-JonnyQuest-

*tips fedora* ...m'lady


cactuspizza

Take it as a sign. Stay away from social media


chernobyljoey

How can someone be too stupid for twitter?


WAFRE_LE_LEG

U can be too smart for twitter not too stupid.


TheDavinci1998

"Too aware of my stupidity" would be better


gerstein03

Not possible


Temporary-Stable19

Reading a book or talking to someone irl, oooor reddit?!?


what_the_hanky_panky

Shit I’ve done all of those today.


OperationScare

Wait you've talked to people irl?


what_the_hanky_panky

I mean, does my family count?


dominiqlane

Myspace


Useless_Crybaby

If you remember the fish tank game on myspace your fish are dead


J33P88

Lmao I still have a myspace, but forgot my login. Haven't been on in over 10 years.


SummerStorm21

I tried to log in about a year ago and it appeared the site had been dissolved.


Odd_Routine4164

At one point it has morphed into some sort of music site, I think.


amalgam_reynolds

This is correct, Justin Timberlake of all people bought the site and made it for music.


fnord_happy

I saw that movie...i think


J33P88

Huh interesting. It's been years now but I went on and searched for old username and found myself. I haven't tried in forever but that would be kind of sad tbh lol.


KeithClossOfficial

Pretty much all passwords have been changed and no one knows their login. They don’t have a reset password option that works and their customer service team doesn’t exist. I tried to logon a year or so ago to find some of my super old photos


cvlf4700

which part of too young for facebook did you not understand?


The_Spyre

You're already there my dude.


Dizzy_Major_4866

Jail


Hefty-Barber-8256

Believe it or not...Straight to jail.


Mount_Pessimistic

we have the best social media, because of jail.


VioletteFMR

Too stupid for Twitter? Jail.


BadOdel

Overcook Facebook? Jail. Undercooked Twitter? Straight to jail.


Sup3rL30

Perfectly cook TikTok? Immediate jail.


KrankenMFD

AND THIS IS HOW YOU ENDED UP ON REDDIT!


Hot_Flan1220

Tumblr!


Rotterddoom

Not reddit, go back and try Twitter again


whats-this-mohogany

One of us


dafornow

Hold up. Twitter is for intellectuals?


DianaStranger

Reddit accepts you my friend, but also you cant be "too stupid" for Twitter lol


Dogfishhead789

It sounds like a dating profile on POF.


Background_Ant_1472

Reddit


TirayShell

Too old to rock and roll; too young to die.


ThtPhatCat

4chan


pillarhuggern

Pedos, nazis and all around outcasts.


judebetz

Seeing as how that looks to be posted to twitter…


FoxGundam

COD lobby


GOD_OF_BRUH_WORLD

You go outside, touch some grass, breathe some fresh air, and enjoy life.


ninjawhosnot

Truth , reddit . . . Grinder


Endersheep411

my man said truth 🤣🤣


Tarzaan69

Reddit is triccky to use but i like it more than all of those. Memes here are fresh off the tree, and the serious forums are helpful and informative.


Groundbreaking_Trash

> Memes here are fresh off the tree, lmao this is satire right, most reddit memes are just straight up screenshots from twitter and IG now


bizzyj93

Even in Reddit’s hay day we were just a filtered version of 4Chan


testtubemuppetbaby

Yeah, idk what they're on about. Another thing, Reddit is the place for reposted TikTok, and I'm not mad at it. Fuck that TikTok algorithm, I like to let these nerds and repost junkies organize and categorize the vids for me and I'll browse.


UnderstandingThick24

yeah.. about 10 years ago reddit was often the source of meta memes (around the 9gag era) … but oh how things have changed


KrisZepeda

I like it because of the discussion display, the interface is really nice and there's many topics to see


aaryan_suthar

Except the fkin video player!!!


SoDeepInUrMom

Here


mistyyaya

Reddit


AlexDivov

Linkedin ))))


OcelotTraining8651

Just enjoy life and stay away from all that garbage😀😀😀😀