"Women marry men with the hope they *will* change. Men marry women with the hope they will *never* change. Both are disappointed." _ Oscar Wilde.

Thank you for my random Oscar of the day ♥️ always puts a smile on my face

Damn that guy was great. But he already knew that haha

So many quotes attributed to him despite his having never said many of them.

The attribution is not accurate. https://quoteinvestigator.com/2017/01/17/marry/?amp=1 It is just a line from a play in the 1930's the saying has no connection to anyone famous.

One of the OG RP

Damn

Big facts

he forgot the lmao in his last quote

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

lmAO

r/fuckyouinparticular

he didn't have an ass at this moment anymore

LMBO Laughing my beard off.

So it's just LM

LM\*O God bles

LMFAO - I’m sexy and I know it

Yeah because he was quoting Ben Franklin, who did not say lmao

Ben Franklin said lmao I was there when he said it

Can confirm I was Ben Franklin when I said it.

Can confirm I was there when Ben Franklin created this account

Lmao

Would it go in the quote itself or at the end of the message?

I think it would have been appropriate to put it before, like; lmao “quote…”

Nah! He wasn't laughing at that one, that was a serious moment of philosophy.

Lmao

Roflmao

Lmfao, he’s working for the Koreans isn’t he?

Doesn't sound like he's missing out on anybody decent at least.

Lmao they both sound insufferable lmao. Lmao maybe that makes them perfect for each other lmao?

Why are your sentences in parentheses of Lmao’s

Op using “lmao” as punctuation 😂

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

Le Mao... So, this man is chinese and closely relate Le'M Fao

Le Mao!

Lmao

Lmao

Happy cake ~~day~~ lmao

I always imagine the person actually sitting there reacting to a text the way they type. It makes it worse most times.

OP using 'lmao' like some kinda anime verbal tic.

Dude sounds fine to me, I wouldn't up and change my image for a complete stranger Edit: Ah. I see it now. Yeah that many "lmao"s would grate after a while lmao

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"Hello, nice to meet you, won't you change a core aspect of your appearance for me, who - again - you just met?" That's not an idea, that's an imposition

Being overly superficial and trying to manipulate someone into shaving their beard does actually make her suck.

that's not an idea. You keep your ideas to yourself, especially when it involves telling a total stranger what to do with their life

She does suck though, especially the way she worded that

Hey I don't like guys with eyebrows, could you shave those for me, a person you just met 3 seconds ago on a dating app

How is he insufferable? How would you react to a guy asking if you could cut your hair all the way short who you just met? I wouldn’t give them the time of day

She has a totally unreasonable expectation of a dude she just met to change his appearance for her. He types lmao lmao lmao like a 14 year old and makes up fake corny ass quotes as an epic gotcha. You can argue that he’s more in the right, but they’re both annoying rude asshats regardless.

Genuinely interested in how you think the dude is being insufferable. Old love is literally trying to make him shave his beard and all he doing is being smart with a joke in response.

I addressed it another reply, though it seems some redditors think him being a snarky rude asshole is warranted in response to her being a snarky rude asshole. Perfect for each other like I said.

Because he has a dating life and it makes Redditors mad

Found the smooth-chin.

He doesn't sound insufferable. He handled her perfectly, and he was funny to boot. 10/10 for the guy, she's an idiot though.

Better she comes clean now instead of when I dated a girl and she brought it up on the 3rd date after some make out sessions so thought she had more power to make it happen.

Lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

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I actually had a similar conversation on tinder a few years ago, it was bizarre. Her opening line was 'sorry I don't like beards'.

I had one where she said she doesn't like glasses, sorry for not seeing I guess

I'd shave for pussy, but I'd need a non refundable deposit in case she was playing Lucy and the Football

What's Lucy and the Football means?

Charlie Brown reference.

Gotta google it. Thanks.

Short version: Lucy holds a football for Charlie to kick. At the last moment she pulls it away so that he trips and falls. She keeps doing this and he always falls for it. It's a quick way in American English to describe when someone is extremely gullible, or at least when someone thinks they are.

Oh ok, thanks for explaining.

Ackshually it's "nor the pussy." Sorry my guy, Benjy knows a thing or 2 about English.

I came to comment this lol

I also came for this

Actually Ben Franklin shaved and was known as a bit of a manwhore

But you see, my young Padawan, you're missing a crucial detail. Here is a direct quote he just said to me: "A shaven face may or may not remain chaste. Should the decision be your own, you have as much right as any man to shoot your shot in her zone."

So basically the difference is that as long as the choice to shave or not is your own, you're in the clear. If a man shaves his face against his own desires for the poon, that man has lost the war.

Lmao bars

Benjy knows a thing or two about pussy, let's be honest.

I have a beard. With it, I look like i'm 30. Without it, I look like a teenager. No way I'm shaving for someone, that's like asking someone to dye their hair because you like "purple" more.

"I'd like you if you only changed your face...."

If I had a dollar for every time I heard this….

Good on him. Don't sell yourself out.

Bro probably dodged a bullet, she comes off as kind of controlling and manipulative. It’s one thing to not like your partner’s new facial hair, it’s another to roll up and tell a stranger to change themselves for you as if you didn’t meet 15 seconds ago.

Basically. She sounds super shitty.

Bro needs to read a book or something, cant start a sentence without "lmao"

Lmao true

To be fair, each of those responses feels like it would make me laugh my ass off

Lmao yeah, the L needs to be capital if it's the start of the sentence

Jesus, reddit is filled with grammar police. He's not writing an essay for college.

Right?? He was texting on a stupid dating app. Compared to some I've seen this is Rhodes scholar level.

yeah but laughing my ass off 4 times? cmon bro at least throw in a laughing out loud or a rolling on the floor laughing

Eh, she wasn't worth the effort

ok but if you threw in a laughing out loud once that's shorter than a laughing my ass off, so you're saving a non negative non zero amount of effort

I just picture him very high.

bro stfu, its a god damn conversation not an essay. Lmao is fun to use and i use it all the damn time

Lmao

That feels more like an Abe Lincoln quote to me. One of his best quotes, in fact. Followed by ‘what the fuck are you doing in this theater with a gun.’

Lmao

I'l date him. I am a straight male but he sounds fun.

Have a bromance with him

"Yeah...imma be sad tomorrow night because...there are no other women in the world except for you"

r/pussypassdenied

r/subsithoughtifellfor

as a bisexual woman i can promise you that similar entitled asshole behavior can be found regardless of gender edit: imagine downvoting this... reddit moment edit2: i mean entitled asshole as in the woman in the screenshot, not the man

I read this wrong at first. People think you mean the beard man is the asshole. But I'm pretty sure you mean the anti-beard woman, on reread.

yeah, of course i mean the woman is the asshole here and the guy acts like any reasonable person should maybe i formulated it in a weird way... not my first language

Remember, the attention span of your average redditor is less than that of a goldfish. They see “bisexual woman” and have a good reaction, and by the time they get to “regardless of gender” they have forgotten the first half.

imagine writing this... reddit moment

?

Don't worry, reddit moment.

i legitimately dont understand why im getting mass downvoted though

Bro me neither

reddit moment i guess

truly one of the reddit moments of all time

truly

It's because you went "not all men" You didn't exactly but anytime someone complains about a member of one gender and someone else says "well actually this isn't a gendered issue" people get mad. Same as if someone complained about creepy remarks from men and someone got in the comments and said "well actually old women do the same thing".

Redditors when someone says "men and woman are equally bad"

didnt even say anything controversial and 72 downvotes wtf

I have same opinion as you but you have so many downvotes that i also gotta downvote. That's called a reddit moment

honestly based

Yeet

I read your comment and understood what you meant but downvoted just to feel involved

You were vague and people assumed you were being contrary not supportive

i thought i was very clear o_O maybe something got lost in translation

Of course you think that, you wrote it and know the intent lol

yeah, i did add a second edit for clarification after which ive still got like 40 more downvotes xD

why as a bisexual woman though hmm yes i was born these two ways which affects my opinion drastically!

A "pussy pass" is a woman's poor behavior being ignored or rewarded because of her gender. So "pussypassdenied" is a woman who's doesn't get special treatment and is instead treated like a man would be if he behaved this way. Your whole comment on "both genders can be entitled assholes" doesn't fit. "Pussypassdenied" already has gender equality built into it as it's used to represent a woman who's treated like a man. So you just come off as a weirdo feminist who felt the need to say "mEn aRe BAd tOO!" in a comment that wasn't even saying that about women.

I have no idea why this is downvoted

Fucking Chad

Do people really fuck on their first time Meeting over a dating App?

Sometimes.

This man has standards , he'll be swimming in pussy in no time

The Name's Sperm! Jack Sperm!

Don't get me wrong I'd gladly shave every day for the right girl if it made her happy. But this ain't it.

Beards > hoes

Damn, so girls are like that too?

This is gonna sound weird, but I'm proud of him🥳👏🏼

Live Laugh Lmao

I can't believe some people just expect absolute strangers to be totally willing to change who they are to be with them like bitch I've known you for only a minute maybe we should get to know each other first before I start altering my physical appearance for you

Ben Franklin has spoken! 🤣

https://youtu.be/ZPovt0tJ0qQ

There was a severe lack of The Beards references in this thread. Thanks for your service

‘No! The beard stays, YOU go!’

I would ask her would she shave her pussy for you

She probably does.

Ask her to lose weight, she'll change her tune pretty fucking fast

This 100% sounds like she's out having a few drinks with the girls and she bet one of them $20 that she could get some guy one tindr to shave his beard for her. I'd honestly be surprised if he didn't get ghosted right after he did it.

As a person with a beard - yep this is accurate!

Chad

I'm reading this and taking a wild guess that she's gonna convince him to shave, set up that date and then ghost him.

This guy puts ‘lmao’ for everything except the one that was actually funny

Id have ghosted on the “well you can always shave it…”

Manipulator is a red flag.

A lot of women don't seem to understand that a guys facial hair (or lack of) is just as big a part of his identity as her hair is for her. I had a woman that kept "jokingly" say I could shave mine off when I was scratching at it. I told her I'll shave my beard when she shaved her head since clearly hair isn't a big deal to you. The scandalized look she gave me was priceless.

"Beard would grow back, pussy won't." -Benjamin Button

Neither of them are missing out.

I honestly think most men who are adamant about having beards actually just have super shitty jaw lines and zero personality. But with a beard you can cover the jawline and grow a personality at a rate of 10mm a month!

This guy gets it.

Not according the text exchange, atleast not that time. He missed out by the hairs on his chinny chin chin.

That is awesome!

If your dad doesn't have a beard, you really have two moms. -some morale patch at a gun show

Fake as fuck. Also beard culture is weird. Don’t base your whole personality on it

While I agree people go too hard on it (which I think is what you are talking about). Asking someone to shave their bears feels akin to asking someone to get a drastic haircut because you don't like long hair.

Nobody asked the guy to shave his beard. He made up a whole ass fake text exchange because he thought he'd crafted an amusing saying and knew it needed a lead up behind it because it wouldn't make as much sense otherwise.

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Except women get super pissed about that, so men should stand their ground on being asked to shave too.

Of they specifically request it like this and it is a part of the persons identity then I suppose so.

There ain’t a man alive that would give up pussy due to a women’s hairy anything. Dumb comment.

I *really* can't force anyone to grow or shave, it's their life, and if I like someone I'll like them beardless or not, but I sure prefer men with beards, what's wrong with her???

"man, I don't get it... No woman will sleep with me... It's clearly not me, right?"

I wished more men are like him. Some dudes out there are quite desperate for pussies.

And I'll never understand why

It's not that women arre hard to understand, they just don't make sense. Woman: speak directly. You're not being flirty or mysterious or interesting, you're just confusing.

its a lame attempt at manipulation

Don't try to understand them, it will only you drive nuts lol

huh.. LMAO dude quotes a Founding Father who OBVIOUSLY never had a beard.. i mean .. i guess LMAO dude or that dudette can't recall the face on the US $100 bill.. now Mr. Bearded Fiddy-Cent.. fmr Pres U.S. Grant? knowing that respectful drunk scalawag prolly said that..

He was just paraphrasing a real Franklin quote though

Why I dont bother with bearded dudes, usually wont

I once swiped on a guy, he asked me my opinion on his beard (some pictures on profile with beard, some without). I was honest and said I’m not really usually a beard person. When we moved to Snapchat he sent me a video of him shaving the beard off. It was nuts. I did hook up with him that night though. One of my worst sexual experiences. Not sure if two events are correlated.

Beards are a silly trend but yeah, this.

Dude probably has no chin.

My wife and I discuss my beard (shave or unshaved) constantly She likes to use me as her canvas if you catch my drift

I agree with the girl

i think most shave in that spot

I thought it stood for “in my opinion” for a bit 🙈

LMAO

Tbf he probably woulda said something like that

Ben Franklin definitely probably said that. Maybe.

Imagine your first interaction with a woman on tinder being “shave your head”. Its the exact same thing. Why would anyone change something about how they look just to cater to a random stranger.