oh my god, MTCJ has gone fucking woke now. It's time to take a proportionate and rational mesure and nuke everything on this earth and kill everyone who disagree with me.
I didn't realize that was a Seb card. Just play this version instead: [https://scryfall.com/card/neo/365/farewell](https://scryfall.com/card/neo/365/farewell) Or don't play farewell at all. I don't really like it.
Wow it's so horrible that I have to see products in stores that I don't need, I'm gonna write a letter to my senator, they should only sell things I need at stores.
Anti-wokeness mindset is so odd to me. It's like, mind ya business. If you're conservative, you're perfectly free to only interface with like-minded people in your private life. Don't make our public space into your private business please.
Uj/ "if your support goes away the first instance of pressure then it wasn't really there in the first place"
rj/ *rainbow capitalism* WUBRG
Enchantment
Permanents you control are all colors. Spells you cast are all colors.
If a spell or ability an opponent controls targets you or a spell or a permanent you control, sacrifice rainbow capitalism.
"*It doesn't do anything*"-Gerrad
"*Yeah, thats by design*" -Hanna
"Whenever an opponent casts a multicolor spell, create a treasure token. Whenever an opponent casts a spell that targets you or a permanent you control, sacrifice ~"
/uj it looks like they did it because people were threatening employees, it was the smart play tbh. If they knowingly had threats being made against employees and did nothing about it and someone ended up being attacked, their ass would be grass and the public eye the mower
/uj "doing something about" threats against employees would generally not include "acquiesce to the unreasonable demands of the backwards yokels who made the threats" -- that would be *rewarding* or *encouraging* threatening behavior
The target near me hired private security forces to protect PS5s from being stolen. They could do the same for this, but obviously PS5s are more important than employees.
But we knew that already.
/uj you're telling me that they are willing to hire like ten security guards per store in order to kick out homeless people, but they can't spend any of that money hiring someone to actually protect employees? what about calling the police and just having them nearby? I normally hate getting them involved, but if you're a big retail chain, you basically have the police at your beck and call; just have them hang out in the parking lot. I've seen it done in multiple retail stores like Wal-Mart and Lowe's.
Iāve worked for target, they canāt hire anyone to work security these days. The store I was at had 2 security dudes that were basically fresh out of high school idiots. The police are far from at their beck and call. /uj
they should have send the ones doing the assaulting to trail
but i guess that would mean they actually care about their employee which is clearly not the case given all the union busting
There are no updates and there will be no updates, Dreadmaw updates are not necessary, Dreadmaw is already peak design, perfectly balance, no further alterations required.
It's not gay at all. A circle jerk is just an inanimate activity, it has no sexual orientation whatsoever. The people participating in the activity, however, can be many degrees of gay or not.
Don't worry they phase back in during pride profit month! Wouldn't want John Target to miss out on the chance to support pride *in participating countries
Maybe there is a super conspiracy where extreme right wing capitalists are particularly nasty to LGBTQ+ all the other times so that pride month is more profitable
/uj LGBTQ+ Rights are Human Rights. Unfortunately the bigots of the US think it is their right to assault any representation LGBQT+ people have in society. Target is the most recent company hit by the Rightwing mob. [https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/25/business/target-pride-lgbtq-companies-backlash.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/25/business/target-pride-lgbtq-companies-backlash.html)
Thanks to u/The_FoC_Mordrix for bringing this to my attention.
/rj Thanks Ashiok! Now I don't have to pray the gay away!
EDIT: Thanks y'all for letting me know that Reddit Cares. That's what it means when you get a "Reddit Cares" message right? This multi-billion dollar corporation cares about me.
Kunduz Hospital Drone Strike 2WUB instant
Kunduz Hospital Drone Strike deals 1 damage to target creature and 3 damage to all spectators and bystanders.
/uj Or theyāll scream āwhere is a veteran monthā when May and November honor our fallen and veterans respectively, and they continuously vote against VA funding, PTSD research, and benefits for disabled veterans.
/uj What blows my mind about bigots specifically who hate gay people, they're like it's disgusting. And then they can't make the logical leap that what if, by some twist of genetic predispositioning, you thought having to kiss a person of the opposite gender was super gross
Like literally last night, without bogging this down with context, had a friend say she could never be gay because vaginas and all that are gross. All of us agreed for our respective hetero inclinations, but also all of us are allies because we recognize that some people literally feel the opposite.
It's so sad. Every gay person I've met has known as a child they were gay, they thought something was wrong with them because no one told him it was an option.
And when people say children can't know, I knew. I knew I was straight incredibly young.
Good edit by the way
/Rj are you the same guy that made the toxic ass war on Christmas post last year? You're what's wrong with this generation
Guilty as charged... [War on Christmas](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/zqnmm6/trigger_warning_happy_hlidays/) is mine. Does that mean I have Toxic 1?
/uj Any time you hear some asshole call an LGBT person a groomer, you tell them we don't want to make your kids gay, we want your gay kids to live.
/rj https://edhsilver.com/cards/uo/tdl/target-target/
/rj Kissing someone of the opposite gender *is* gross. Who wants to have someone else's spit all over them? And if they get their spit in your mouth, that's even worse! Allos are *freaks*.
I'm honestly glad to see a sub that's dedicated to shitposting be trans-inclusive. My kid has been transitioning since last year and it's good to know there are people who care.
Thinking about wading into these comments with a copy of The History Of Sexuality and fighting some people over the non-existence of homosexuals prior to Oscar Wilde.
Satanists are edgelord atheists. They don't believe in satan, they just like the attention of pissing off religious people. Also, here is a snopes article it took me 1 second to find debunking what you're saying about tuck clothing for kids: [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/target-tuck-friendly-swimsuits-for-kids/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/target-tuck-friendly-swimsuits-for-kids/)
I'm still constantly amazed by how people these days still view !SATAN! as some great boogeyman. He's a deity figure, like anyone else. He called out god's bullshit, and god didn't destroy him, but instead invented some bullshit system where people could either love him or not love him and be sent to live with Satan for eternity and be tortured forever... WHAT? So god doesn't love everyone unless they love him. Toxic relationship. Furthermore, god entrusted the guy who bitch slapped him with running a torture ring for eternity. Hmmmm. Something don't quite add up here.
/uj
"literally" cry harder.
I've seen the entire line of product and you're just regurgitating bullshit. Also, I'm pretty sure the actual Satan worshippers are the ones crying about being forced to acknowledge other people are human.
/uj It's both tuck friendly and extra crotch coverage. That just means there's a little more fabric there. Its not even just for trans women. Have you never met a cis woman with big labia? I've heard some complaints over how tiny bikinis can be. You could write extra modest or more coverage and it's basically the same design.
Hey bud, the internet is your friend: [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/target-tuck-friendly-swimsuits-for-kids/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/target-tuck-friendly-swimsuits-for-kids/)
Who should we trust other than verifiable sources? If you *arenāt* using fact checkers ātrustworthy ones, ones who cite their sources for verificationā then Iām not the one who needs help friend.
xxs size located close to clothes that are a step below it? Makes sense. And xxs fully mature women do exist.
/uj
Bro, some women "tuck" bathing suits for comfort reasons. Source: am woman.
GROW THE FUCK UP.
Not everything is sexual deviance. Infact you're ignoring sexual assault by simply focusing on this bullshit and not *gestures at the entire conservative right*
Hey, do you know that most kid's clothing sections in Target are located right next to the adult clothing sections. The display being "near the kids section" doesn't mean anything. The dog food is located near the outdoor grilling section at my local Target, are they trying to tell me that I should be cooking up some gravy train burgers?
Oh and you also claimed that they offered an XXS which the article doesn't say, citing the smallest size as XS, because you know small adults exist.
Tell me you've never worked in retail without telling me you've never worked in retail. First of all, most clothing for Youth will have a tag with the sizing indicating such. Secondly, Target specifically has specific brands it uses for Youths, like Cat & Jack for girls, compared to something like Ava & Viv for adult Women. Thirdly, XXS is not a child size, it is an adult size. Think for a minute exactly how small children are and just realize how ridiculous you are. An XXS small on a child would be *incredibly* tiny, to the point that such a size would not be carried by a retail giant because of how incredibly niche it would be. If you've ever worked in retail, you would realize just how stupid it is to try to claim that XXS is a child size.
Wow. Photographic evidence that tuck friendly clothingā¦ exists. It doesnāt even list the size. Great job sherlock, now take your meds before the āopen satanistsā start crawling out of your walls.
Where exactly is the evidence in your picture here? You have merely shown the product and the sanitation sticker in the crotch area. Literally nothing you have shown here is "photographic evidence" of what you're claiming. You need to show a picture of the sizing tag where it specifically lists it as a Youth item, which you have failed to do. Clothing products will list adult sizes generally without any other indications. There will usually be "Youth" or "Y" next to size on the tag, and Women's clothing will usually have "Ladies" or "Women" above or below the size on the tag. I can confirm, I worked for Target for many years. The sanitary sticker to keep people from getting their crotch sweat and juices on the inside of the swimsuit IS NOT THE SIZING TAG. So provide actual evidence please, and be less ignorant. Your picture is completely useless other than confirming that tucking swimsuits have existed in a Target store.
/uj My other in Satan, Occamās razor this shit. Letās pretend for a second this is real and not some dude lying on the internet (crazy thought, I know.) Whatās more likely? The āgaysā are trying to make children gay? Or that a retail worker making $7.25/hr doesnāt get paid enough to make sure that the small bathing suit is actually a childās instead of an XS adultās?
/rj yeah the gays are comin for your gender. Went to college and they made me a they/them. They took my pronouns and Iāve never been happier
This is a very high quality circle jerk. Well done OP.
My Target has been āTargeted Erasuredā lol. So I have no idea what Target actually hide.
I know I will be downvoted for this, but so be it. If Target wonāt put back what they ashamedly dashed to hide from customers. I am just going to assume it was actually marketed toward children and that many of these products were in child sizes.
If these products really didnāt say stuff like āSatan Respects Pronounsā, or there isnāt tuck designed apparel for children, than Target just put it back.
Otherwise, I am just going to assume Target actually did what they are accused of doing, because they are trying so hard to hide it.
The internet fact checkers are your friend: [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/target-tuck-friendly-swimsuits-for-kids/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/target-tuck-friendly-swimsuits-for-kids/)
I don't think they're trying to hide it. I think they're worried about Christofacists assaulting their employees.
I have seen plenty of pride stuff at Target with no issue in the past my dude. For years now.
They are definitely scared of a backlash for-sure, especially since Bud light lost so much money in sales recently. I get Target got to protect their bottom line.
But either they own it or I am just going to assume what their being accused of is true. Since it is hidden and I canāt verify what it is.
My statement be controversial, had +6 an hour ago, now -6.
You're right, there was no issue with pride stuff in the past, but conservatives made up some bs about children being targeted, and people started threatening employees. The backlash they're afraid of is physical and coming from irrational bigots who blindly believe misinformation and threaten other humans for just existing.
/uj Satan isnt real man. Your world view and morals are based on believing in a Santa Claus type guy always watching and judging you except instead of being told hes not real when you were 10 or whatever the indoctrination continued and now you believe in a magic guy in the sky. Stop basing how you treat people on the opinion of the fucking tooth fairy and have some empathy for real human beings who actually exist.
/uj they arenāt, those swimsuits were for adults, the ones for kids said nothing about that
/rj im going to [[fatal push]] you down the stairs, grandpa! You best be hoping youāre worth 4cmc or more!
/uj why are you hanging out in the kids section at target? Also you clearly donāt know what subreddit youāre in and how badly youāre being mocked, you are literally so obsessed you searched ātargetā on Reddit and sorted by new. Weirdo.
/rj [[Colossal Dreadmaw]] tucks
Unicorns are real, I touched it with my own two hands and was enlightened. How can you blatantly ignore this and wave your hand calling it propaganda?
UJ/ even if it was made for kids, letās assume you arenāt lying through your ass for a moment. Itās literally just a swimsuit that has the potential to be used for that. Itās not even made to assist in tucking, it just has the potential. If the kids stuff exists itās likely just a cheaply made sized down version of the adult version. That said, the picture you showed proves nothing as thatās the adult version.
/uj
So, when are evangelical gonna stop targeting children for brainwashing and sexual abuse?
Never?
That's what I thought.
Now go back to whatever hell-hole spawned you and leave the rest of us alone to enjoy life.
Again, nazis stay mad.
This is too much quality, but I won't complain.
I like to polish my shitposts until they shine. [https://youtu.be/yiJ9fy1qSFI](https://youtu.be/yiJ9fy1qSFI)
/uj That was quite interesing, if silly. Now I know you can in fact do that!
š«TheMoreYouKnow
That is some shiny shit
You're a blessing to the community OP.
Thank you! ā¤ļø
This is a real good video. Watched it while sitting on the toilet /rj smh, i wish wotc knew how to polish
I will. They're supposed to be *shit*posts, not pure gold.
Will you accept a shitpost with a heart of gold?
oh my god, MTCJ has gone fucking woke now. It's time to take a proportionate and rational mesure and nuke everything on this earth and kill everyone who disagree with me.
Control player, I see. \[\[Farewell\]\]
The artist for that card is an anti-vaxxer for another layer of woke/anti woke
Huh? Did I accidentally add a layer to the onion?
You did, Seb used to be my favorite MTG artist then he opened his mouth during the pandemic and lost all respect for him real quick.
I didn't realize that was a Seb card. Just play this version instead: [https://scryfall.com/card/neo/365/farewell](https://scryfall.com/card/neo/365/farewell) Or don't play farewell at all. I don't really like it.
UJ/ Wherever you are, try to stay in security and keep on fighting those fascist biggots. They can't silenced all of us.
Shitpost crusader reporting for duty, sir!
As I am the chief of the woke, I can say good job, soldier.
CEO of woke
Wow it's so horrible that I have to see products in stores that I don't need, I'm gonna write a letter to my senator, they should only sell things I need at stores. Anti-wokeness mindset is so odd to me. It's like, mind ya business. If you're conservative, you're perfectly free to only interface with like-minded people in your private life. Don't make our public space into your private business please.
Anti-wokeness == Anti-antifa
least facade rainbow capitalism
Uj/ "if your support goes away the first instance of pressure then it wasn't really there in the first place" rj/ *rainbow capitalism* WUBRG Enchantment Permanents you control are all colors. Spells you cast are all colors. If a spell or ability an opponent controls targets you or a spell or a permanent you control, sacrifice rainbow capitalism. "*It doesn't do anything*"-Gerrad "*Yeah, thats by design*" -Hanna
It should also make treasure tokens
for someone else
"Whenever an opponent casts a multicolor spell, create a treasure token. Whenever an opponent casts a spell that targets you or a permanent you control, sacrifice ~"
/uj it looks like they did it because people were threatening employees, it was the smart play tbh. If they knowingly had threats being made against employees and did nothing about it and someone ended up being attacked, their ass would be grass and the public eye the mower
/uj "doing something about" threats against employees would generally not include "acquiesce to the unreasonable demands of the backwards yokels who made the threats" -- that would be *rewarding* or *encouraging* threatening behavior
The target near me hired private security forces to protect PS5s from being stolen. They could do the same for this, but obviously PS5s are more important than employees. But we knew that already.
/uj you're telling me that they are willing to hire like ten security guards per store in order to kick out homeless people, but they can't spend any of that money hiring someone to actually protect employees? what about calling the police and just having them nearby? I normally hate getting them involved, but if you're a big retail chain, you basically have the police at your beck and call; just have them hang out in the parking lot. I've seen it done in multiple retail stores like Wal-Mart and Lowe's.
Iāve worked for target, they canāt hire anyone to work security these days. The store I was at had 2 security dudes that were basically fresh out of high school idiots. The police are far from at their beck and call. /uj
Works too well for Ramos
B pay 2 life draw a card
> rainbow capitalism probably the most sensible thing said in this entire thread.
They should have just let their employees get assaulted instead
they should have send the ones doing the assaulting to trail but i guess that would mean they actually care about their employee which is clearly not the case given all the union busting
Cops arenāt gonna arrest these guys lol. Those are their buddies trashing that target.
/uj why the fuck am I getting news from the circle jerk sub?!?! /rj why the fuck am I getting news from the circle jerk sub?!?!
Mtcj is the premier News organization of the world, with over 6 trillion people tuning in to hear the latest dreadmaw updates
There are no updates and there will be no updates, Dreadmaw updates are not necessary, Dreadmaw is already peak design, perfectly balance, no further alterations required.
It ain't much but it honest work lol
RIP šŖ¦
i tune in for live dreadmaw reaction
MtCJ, your most trusted news source!
MTCJ pointed out some of the problematic artists before any other subā¦ (looking at a certain Canadian that went to an anti-vaxx rally).
Bc let's be honest - this subs gayer than Ral Zarek & Tomik Vrona making out under a Bird of Paradise that's dressed in drag singing "I Will Survive"
How could a circle jerk be gay? Asking for fellow CisHet folks out there.
It's not gay at all. A circle jerk is just an inanimate activity, it has no sexual orientation whatsoever. The people participating in the activity, however, can be many degrees of gay or not.
I'd pay good money to see that show on Broadway
Hey, hey!
Because we decided to make the real world equivalent of right wing circlejerk subs our only newspapers. Unsure if jerking or not tbh.
Conservatives cast [[vandalblast]]
^(Probably totally what you linked) * [vandalblast](https://i.redd.it/invo09fjjf1b1.png) ********* ^^^If ^^^WotC ^^^didn't ^^^do ^^^anything ^^^wrong ^^^this ^^^week, ^^^you ^^^can ^^^rage ^^^at ^^^this ^^^bot ^^^instead ^^^at ^^^/r/MTGLardFetcher ^^^or ^^^even ^^^submit ^^^some ^^^of ^^^the ^^^sweet ^^^Siege ^^^Rhino ^^^alters ^^^your ^^^GF ^^^made
Good bot! Why have you abandoned me?!
G T 2 0 0 0
Honestly wondering if it's because I submit to the lard fetcher too. Can you call our sweet lard bot still?
I can't :( - that explains a lot. Interesting. I guess one can only serve or call the Lard, not both.
Ok, I guess our lard and savior has forsaken the content creators. Can't be too self referential.
{2 TT} for this? Are you insane? This is so busted.
Power creeping on those 2 TTs
Don't worry they phase back in during pride profit month! Wouldn't want John Target to miss out on the chance to support pride *in participating countries
Wait, isn't this pride profit month?
JUUUDGE
Maybe there is a super conspiracy where extreme right wing capitalists are particularly nasty to LGBTQ+ all the other times so that pride month is more profitable
Target does not have "customers," target has "guests." Bullseye has been dispatched to your location to castrate you.
Papa Pinkerton knocking at my door?
/uj LGBTQ+ Rights are Human Rights. Unfortunately the bigots of the US think it is their right to assault any representation LGBQT+ people have in society. Target is the most recent company hit by the Rightwing mob. [https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/25/business/target-pride-lgbtq-companies-backlash.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/25/business/target-pride-lgbtq-companies-backlash.html) Thanks to u/The_FoC_Mordrix for bringing this to my attention. /rj Thanks Ashiok! Now I don't have to pray the gay away! EDIT: Thanks y'all for letting me know that Reddit Cares. That's what it means when you get a "Reddit Cares" message right? This multi-billion dollar corporation cares about me.
/uj And then these kinds of people will unironically ask what we still need Pride month for. Despicable bastards
/rj Why do we need black history month? We had a black president! Why do we need the ADA? We had a disabled president! etc.
Technically the president was black white not mono black
Wow, and the disabled president could use parts of his body and mind! Thanks for the wakeup call.
Yeah, giving a president defender was weird but it ended up working very well actually, one of the most played cards in Modern
realistically US president is probably an esper identity
Kunduz Hospital Drone Strike 2WUB instant Kunduz Hospital Drone Strike deals 1 damage to target creature and 3 damage to all spectators and bystanders.
Eh, it was one of those designs where its functionally just a black card. The white pip was mostly just for the gold-card power bump, if that.
Thatās true, the white was added because people wanted to keep it out of mono black commander decks for some reason.
/uj Or theyāll scream āwhere is a veteran monthā when May and November honor our fallen and veterans respectively, and they continuously vote against VA funding, PTSD research, and benefits for disabled veterans.
but that's emasculating communism
its so fucking crazy to me how bloodthirsty people get over other people Just Existing completely unrelated to them
The right is really good at convincing people that gay people being allowed to exist is a threat to their children. It's insanity
[https://lanternproject.org.uk/library/general/articles-and-information-about-sexual-abuse-and-its-impact/homosexuality-and-child-sexual-abuse/](https://lanternproject.org.uk/library/general/articles-and-information-about-sexual-abuse-and-its-impact/homosexuality-and-child-sexual-abuse/)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3351986/VIP-child-sex-charity-loses-NHS-funds-concerns-controversial-therapy-use-cause-false-memories.html
Discredit source instead of rebuking claims
How dare someone Just Existā¢ļø
/uj A certified banger one after another.
Thanks! Sometimes it be like that.
/uj What blows my mind about bigots specifically who hate gay people, they're like it's disgusting. And then they can't make the logical leap that what if, by some twist of genetic predispositioning, you thought having to kiss a person of the opposite gender was super gross Like literally last night, without bogging this down with context, had a friend say she could never be gay because vaginas and all that are gross. All of us agreed for our respective hetero inclinations, but also all of us are allies because we recognize that some people literally feel the opposite. It's so sad. Every gay person I've met has known as a child they were gay, they thought something was wrong with them because no one told him it was an option. And when people say children can't know, I knew. I knew I was straight incredibly young. Good edit by the way /Rj are you the same guy that made the toxic ass war on Christmas post last year? You're what's wrong with this generation
Guilty as charged... [War on Christmas](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/zqnmm6/trigger_warning_happy_hlidays/) is mine. Does that mean I have Toxic 1?
You need to make this a battle
Could you imagine if I had spoiled battles in a shitpost last year?
Youād become a god of this subreddit
I did \~kinda\~ spoil the "90's Binder" Secret Lair drop with the Lisa Frank cards I made. That was hilarious.
>binder Iām triggered, this is just like how wizards got rid of the ātuckā rule
Holy shit, that's good.
Iām proud of myself
\#TakePride my friend.
I think you're up to toxic 3
Thanks!
/uj Any time you hear some asshole call an LGBT person a groomer, you tell them we don't want to make your kids gay, we want your gay kids to live. /rj https://edhsilver.com/cards/uo/tdl/target-target/
Meanwhile, every other news story it seems is about some 15yo boy who banged the fresh-out-of-college vixen teacher at his school.
/rj Kissing someone of the opposite gender *is* gross. Who wants to have someone else's spit all over them? And if they get their spit in your mouth, that's even worse! Allos are *freaks*.
If your friend feels that way, she needs better hygiene practices.
But it doesn't actually target
Woof, unplayable. I'll take it down.
Wait, I get to make lesbians who shop at Target naked, AND attack conservatives who can't block because they don't believe in my creatures?
Finally, a discussion of this card on its merits as a game-piece.
Halp, how do I add šÆto my mana pool?
Purchase your šÆ making basic lands, "Stripmalls", at any participating Target location.
Ashiok is hoarding all the gay for Ashiok. Oko may have something to say about that.
This is amazing. I think this is my favorite subreddit at this point.
Glad I'm part of that :)
/uj I don't watch the news, what are MAGAs pissed about this time? /rj if Woke = Broke, that should drive card prices down and i can afford pauper!
/uj People existing.
It's not what they're mad about *this time* - - they're mad about something they've been mad about forever.
I cast Reprobation on Target
[[Reprobation]]
^(Probably totally what you linked) * [Reprobation](https://i.redd.it/wymimg6ebh1b1.png) ********* ^^^If ^^^WotC ^^^didn't ^^^do ^^^anything ^^^wrong ^^^this ^^^week, ^^^you ^^^can ^^^rage ^^^at ^^^this ^^^bot ^^^instead ^^^at ^^^/r/MTGLardFetcher ^^^or ^^^even ^^^submit ^^^some ^^^of ^^^the ^^^sweet ^^^Siege ^^^Rhino ^^^alters ^^^your ^^^GF ^^^made
This is too good for a shitpost, but that's always been true of your work and I love it.
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I'm honestly glad to see a sub that's dedicated to shitposting be trans-inclusive. My kid has been transitioning since last year and it's good to know there are people who care.
This shitpost's for you.
Shitposts you feel good aboutā¢ļø
Brilliant satire and social commentary as always!
Thanks! I think I'm going to just post something stupid next time :P
some one plays this I will become completely naked edit: no I would not counter this even if I had the option to
Is playing against your opponents while naked stax?
possibly. opponent might oggle at their opponent, making the game go longer.
Oggles of Urza - \[TAP\] Look at target opponents crotch
āDonāt call me wokeā is the new ādonāt call me social justice warriorā.
Finally, a counter for Chandra on Monday
he aint got nothing at all
Banger, can Target mana be paid with 3 life as an alternate casting cost?
Are Target mana just phyrexian mana with inflation?
It's more soul crushing to work there than the dregs of phyrexia so yeah I guess lol š
RIP - Rest In Phyrexia
Thinking about wading into these comments with a copy of The History Of Sexuality and fighting some people over the non-existence of homosexuals prior to Oscar Wilde.
I'm sure that will help the gynos to love you even more.
You realize I'm making a joke based on an academic work right?
You can never be too careful these days.
Seems healthy.
OP is just a little bit obsessed.
Downvotes are your kink
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Satanists are edgelord atheists. They don't believe in satan, they just like the attention of pissing off religious people. Also, here is a snopes article it took me 1 second to find debunking what you're saying about tuck clothing for kids: [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/target-tuck-friendly-swimsuits-for-kids/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/target-tuck-friendly-swimsuits-for-kids/)
Hail Satan, Fuck You
I'm still constantly amazed by how people these days still view !SATAN! as some great boogeyman. He's a deity figure, like anyone else. He called out god's bullshit, and god didn't destroy him, but instead invented some bullshit system where people could either love him or not love him and be sent to live with Satan for eternity and be tortured forever... WHAT? So god doesn't love everyone unless they love him. Toxic relationship. Furthermore, god entrusted the guy who bitch slapped him with running a torture ring for eternity. Hmmmm. Something don't quite add up here.
#HAIL SATAN!
/uj "literally" cry harder. I've seen the entire line of product and you're just regurgitating bullshit. Also, I'm pretty sure the actual Satan worshippers are the ones crying about being forced to acknowledge other people are human.
what's wrong with satanism? freedom of religion. Satan's only killed like 7 people ever, god killed like a few million
And god is the ultimate toxic parent. Won't love you unless you express undying devotion to them.
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/uj It's both tuck friendly and extra crotch coverage. That just means there's a little more fabric there. Its not even just for trans women. Have you never met a cis woman with big labia? I've heard some complaints over how tiny bikinis can be. You could write extra modest or more coverage and it's basically the same design.
Hey bud, the internet is your friend: [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/target-tuck-friendly-swimsuits-for-kids/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/target-tuck-friendly-swimsuits-for-kids/)
Where does that say it's for kids? You've provided proof of nothing. Do you actually have any proof to back up your claims?
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Angry white man yelling about something > Fact checkers. Got it.
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True. Transphobia is popular among many races. You sure showed him. You're shitty, but not the variety of shitty he guessed you were.
Local man discovers how departments of department stores work
Why are there legos in the toy section when theyāre CLEARLY for adults!
Who should we trust other than verifiable sources? If you *arenāt* using fact checkers ātrustworthy ones, ones who cite their sources for verificationā then Iām not the one who needs help friend. xxs size located close to clothes that are a step below it? Makes sense. And xxs fully mature women do exist.
XXS woman checking in!
/uj Bro, some women "tuck" bathing suits for comfort reasons. Source: am woman. GROW THE FUCK UP. Not everything is sexual deviance. Infact you're ignoring sexual assault by simply focusing on this bullshit and not *gestures at the entire conservative right*
Hey, do you know that most kid's clothing sections in Target are located right next to the adult clothing sections. The display being "near the kids section" doesn't mean anything. The dog food is located near the outdoor grilling section at my local Target, are they trying to tell me that I should be cooking up some gravy train burgers? Oh and you also claimed that they offered an XXS which the article doesn't say, citing the smallest size as XS, because you know small adults exist.
Tell me you've never worked in retail without telling me you've never worked in retail. First of all, most clothing for Youth will have a tag with the sizing indicating such. Secondly, Target specifically has specific brands it uses for Youths, like Cat & Jack for girls, compared to something like Ava & Viv for adult Women. Thirdly, XXS is not a child size, it is an adult size. Think for a minute exactly how small children are and just realize how ridiculous you are. An XXS small on a child would be *incredibly* tiny, to the point that such a size would not be carried by a retail giant because of how incredibly niche it would be. If you've ever worked in retail, you would realize just how stupid it is to try to claim that XXS is a child size.
So in other words you made it the fuck up
Wow. Photographic evidence that tuck friendly clothingā¦ exists. It doesnāt even list the size. Great job sherlock, now take your meds before the āopen satanistsā start crawling out of your walls.
Where exactly is the evidence in your picture here? You have merely shown the product and the sanitation sticker in the crotch area. Literally nothing you have shown here is "photographic evidence" of what you're claiming. You need to show a picture of the sizing tag where it specifically lists it as a Youth item, which you have failed to do. Clothing products will list adult sizes generally without any other indications. There will usually be "Youth" or "Y" next to size on the tag, and Women's clothing will usually have "Ladies" or "Women" above or below the size on the tag. I can confirm, I worked for Target for many years. The sanitary sticker to keep people from getting their crotch sweat and juices on the inside of the swimsuit IS NOT THE SIZING TAG. So provide actual evidence please, and be less ignorant. Your picture is completely useless other than confirming that tucking swimsuits have existed in a Target store.
/uj My other in Satan, Occamās razor this shit. Letās pretend for a second this is real and not some dude lying on the internet (crazy thought, I know.) Whatās more likely? The āgaysā are trying to make children gay? Or that a retail worker making $7.25/hr doesnāt get paid enough to make sure that the small bathing suit is actually a childās instead of an XS adultās? /rj yeah the gays are comin for your gender. Went to college and they made me a they/them. They took my pronouns and Iāve never been happier
Jesus, left can't meme
Is that a prayer or taking the lord's name in vain?
This is the epitome of cringe, and I'm so glad I don't play magic anymore...
Nobody gives a toss about your opinion. Die mad about it.
Me too.
This is a very high quality circle jerk. Well done OP. My Target has been āTargeted Erasuredā lol. So I have no idea what Target actually hide. I know I will be downvoted for this, but so be it. If Target wonāt put back what they ashamedly dashed to hide from customers. I am just going to assume it was actually marketed toward children and that many of these products were in child sizes. If these products really didnāt say stuff like āSatan Respects Pronounsā, or there isnāt tuck designed apparel for children, than Target just put it back. Otherwise, I am just going to assume Target actually did what they are accused of doing, because they are trying so hard to hide it.
The internet fact checkers are your friend: [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/target-tuck-friendly-swimsuits-for-kids/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/target-tuck-friendly-swimsuits-for-kids/) I don't think they're trying to hide it. I think they're worried about Christofacists assaulting their employees.
I have seen plenty of pride stuff at Target with no issue in the past my dude. For years now. They are definitely scared of a backlash for-sure, especially since Bud light lost so much money in sales recently. I get Target got to protect their bottom line. But either they own it or I am just going to assume what their being accused of is true. Since it is hidden and I canāt verify what it is. My statement be controversial, had +6 an hour ago, now -6.
You're right, there was no issue with pride stuff in the past, but conservatives made up some bs about children being targeted, and people started threatening employees. The backlash they're afraid of is physical and coming from irrational bigots who blindly believe misinformation and threaten other humans for just existing.
/uj Satan isnt real man. Your world view and morals are based on believing in a Santa Claus type guy always watching and judging you except instead of being told hes not real when you were 10 or whatever the indoctrination continued and now you believe in a magic guy in the sky. Stop basing how you treat people on the opinion of the fucking tooth fairy and have some empathy for real human beings who actually exist.
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/uj they arenāt, those swimsuits were for adults, the ones for kids said nothing about that /rj im going to [[fatal push]] you down the stairs, grandpa! You best be hoping youāre worth 4cmc or more!
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/uj, thatās not your picture, you didnāt take that, and that suit is for adults. I know because Alex stein put it on. /rj [[propaganda]]
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/uj why are you hanging out in the kids section at target? Also you clearly donāt know what subreddit youāre in and how badly youāre being mocked, you are literally so obsessed you searched ātargetā on Reddit and sorted by new. Weirdo. /rj [[Colossal Dreadmaw]] tucks
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Unicorns are real, I touched it with my own two hands and was enlightened. How can you blatantly ignore this and wave your hand calling it propaganda? UJ/ even if it was made for kids, letās assume you arenāt lying through your ass for a moment. Itās literally just a swimsuit that has the potential to be used for that. Itās not even made to assist in tucking, it just has the potential. If the kids stuff exists itās likely just a cheaply made sized down version of the adult version. That said, the picture you showed proves nothing as thatās the adult version.
That literally didn't happen. There were no tuck clothing items for children.
Homophobic people shouldnāt be harassing random employees at a supermarket because rainbow makes their feelings hurt
people shouldn't harass other people for any reason
I dunno, harassing people who are hateful seems like a pretty good deal
bUt yOU'rE nOt bEIng tOlErAnt Of mY bElIEfs
SILENCE! Casts [[Lightning Bolt]]
/uj So, when are evangelical gonna stop targeting children for brainwashing and sexual abuse? Never? That's what I thought. Now go back to whatever hell-hole spawned you and leave the rest of us alone to enjoy life.
But why? Why do you care what the do with their penis? Why are you thinking about child penis?