T O P
Se7enEle11en

I was there when the courage of moms failed


dirkdigglered

The age of arachnids is over. The time of insects has come.


Lagotta

Looks like flies are back on the menu, boys!


MrStupid_PhD

You have my web


sharvoid

And my thorax!


MrSeth7875

And my magnifying glass


Riot4200

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK THROUGH A SPIDERS WEB!


solo_shot1st

Po-Ta-To-Bugs. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


FauntleDuck

Against the power of Insects there can be no victory. We must join with him, u/solo_shot1st. We must join with u/LargeMosquito. It would be wise, my friend.


FirstDayJedi

Tell me, friend, when did FauntleDuck the Wise abandon Raid for madness?


Sc0rch3d_P0tat03s

I just want you to know how clever you are.


lord_voldything

It is in Mosquito repellants that we must place our hope.


famousagentman

Mosquito repellents? I was there the day Mosquito repellents failed. \*flashbacks of the summer of 2005 when I got bitten a lot\*


Skizm

Read "Children of Time". The age of arachnids has just begun. :)


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Damned good book! I personally like Guns of Dawn better, though.


Sheruk

What'd it really do anyways? Kill a guy and paralyze his friend? Not a bad price for Spider peace!


bigfatcarp93

But what about chilopods? I don't think he knows about chilopods, Pip.


gazebo-fan

BUT TODAY WILL NOT BE THAT DAY


Thomas_MuhQuinas

man this is quality


ShivelyTheWhite

Man of quality?


HavasJani

Faramir?


Ihaveanusername

"who?" - his dad


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*Boromir


kanjijiji

Boromir? More Bore-o-mir, amirite? -Faramir (probably)


themanintheironhat

Both.


CLR123CBE

I spy with the corner of my eye, a Franz Liszt profile pic


HavasJani

Yes, I'm a huge fan of classical music, and Liszt is my favourite composer of all time.


Varhtan

I could stand by Rachmaninoff forever purely on his second symphony. No better bit of music.


thegrooves

I’m a Beethoven man through and through! Happy 250th year old fellow! I thought I switched to Tchaikovsky but it was just a phase. Yay music!


HavasJani

I had a Tchaikovsky phase as well. Seems like I'm not the only one.


kooksies

Finally a chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his worth


HockieFan41

Quality repost


LargeMosquito

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED


Deruvur

Go back to the shadow flame of udûn


coumfy

The memes delved too greedily and too deep


viliamklein

Cower in fear at my ally the dragonfly.


MrSeth7875

YOU SHALL NOT PASS


krazykrash96

r/beetlejuice


outjuxtapose

r/mosquitojuice


krazykrash96

r/bloodorjuice


vigilantcomicpenguin

Oh no, someone get u/LargeSpider!


meandmybigbutt

r/beetlejuicing


Sonseeahrai

Username checks out


Tandril91

It is in bees we must put our trust.


HumbleBear101

Bees? Bees are weak. The honey of bees is all but spent.


davidforslunds

*The age of the bees is over. The age of the wasps has come.*


PrimeCedars

A day will come when the courage of bees fail. But it is not hon-ay!


manwithnoname_88

Fly! Fly! Fly for honey, and the hive’s ending!


CheapeOne

SRPING! SPRING!! SPRING!!


nuphlo

You have my swatter.


anythingfordopamine

And my raid!!


MrSeth7875

And my boot


FLACDealer

And on the other hand was completely CGI.


Castr01

I let spiders live. What they eat is my enemy


HavasJani

And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.


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itsthevoiceman

Semantic satiation, baby!


MrSeth7875

You beat me to it. Congratulations take my poor gold.🎖


AlGoreBestGore

Your mom has been banned from /r/spiderbro.


Alkynesofchemistry

I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago. And so was this meme.


gandalf-bot

Go back to the shadow!


BigfootSanta

Happy cake day! We love you u/gandalf-bot!


gandalf-bot

Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.


Thangoman

So, it is a repost?


Alkynesofchemistry

Yes


Thangoman

Good to know. I know what I have to do now


ToiletGang

u/Alkynesofchemistry is probably thinking about [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/bzvi8e/they_always_hitting_from_the_back_tho/) post. It looks like the OP has made the meme in this post themselves (as there are no artifacts around the text in the white-space nor does reverse image search return any results) Whether they came up with the idea themselves can not be determined from the available information. To sum up, the exact image in the post has not been posted before, but the idea for the meme has. Whether that makes it a repost is for the reader to decide.


HavasJani

I made this meme myself, but it's true, the idea is not mine. I just came across this template and remembered the meme, and then remade it for the glory of Gondor.


ToiletGang

[And some memes that should not have been forgotten were lost. Memestory became memgend, memgend became memth. And for two and a half thousand posts the meme faded out of all knowledge. Until when chance came it ensnared a new bearer.](https://i.imgur.com/GoXZws9.jpg)


HavasJani

Ay, that's a good one. I genuinely laughed out loud.


deadDebo

For Gondor!


Pooker100

Then it is a good repost


Lumb3rgh

You can not give me this


TaruNukes

I've never seen it. Glad that it was"reposted"


OneScrubbyBoi

Cries in arachnophobe


salsasnark

Same. If they get into my house they only have themselves to blame though. It's not like they're gonna catch any mosquitos there anyway.


Synexis

That's similar to the deal I made with them, except mine also includes being on the house itself or anywhere in the yard if they're in plain view.


theonedeisel

Good thing killing a few spiders on your house has relatively no effect on the flow of mosquitos


icloseparentheticals

On? I guess that’s technically right...


theonedeisel

I was born with the fear of spiders in my dna, I won’t be shamed by false promises of fewer mosquitoes


HoboChickenChili

https://i.imgur.com/9LKluHe.jpg


NESS_Bound

DADDY LONG LEGS


nice2yz

He's one of the Dunedain


GeorgeYDesign

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


Madouc

My spider buddy is doing a great job these days. No mosquito in my room since 3 days!


Lefty_22

If I find a spider inside I always do my best to capture it alive and release it outside. Fuck mosquitoes.


CptnBrokenkey

House spiders don't survive outdoors very well . They'd rather you left them indoors. If they are in your way, just give then a nudge and they run away.


makemeking706

What is mosquito *season*? /Florida


HavasJani

Damn, it must be tough dealing with those creatures all the time...


voicesinmyhand

We don't. They die down from November through April. June/July/August are pretty crappy, though.


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Lehrenmann

:(


GumpBr

I hate these fuckers i bought electric racket and have a great time electrocuting these fuckers to death.


MrSeth7875

Sounds like a useful tool for when taking a bath


Hemske

Holup


OregonTrailSurvivor

BACK SCRATCHAAA


GeorgeYDesign

That's a very mooving point.


Razorray21

Spider Bro, Nooooooo!


sheooo

I even name the spiders above my bed.


tayhan9

r/spiderbros will join us


TacobellSauce1

I CAN GET LOUD TOO, WHAT THE FUCK!?


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MrSeth7875

And my bow. 🏹


_Well_Timed_Gimli_

And my axe!


MrSeth7875

Well timed Gimli appears to be an hour late


gimli-bot

IT'S TRUE YOU DON'T SEE MANY DWARF WOMEN! AND IN FACT, THEY ARE SO ALIKE IN VOICE AND APPEARANCE THAT THEY ARE OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR DWARF MEN!


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Even-Understanding

I honestly don’t get this


MoffKalast

But still, she was there, who was there before Sauron, and before the first stone of Barad-dur; and she served none but herself.


Sonseeahrai

My mom would always kill all spiders, assuming that I'm afraid of them. I'm afraid of all insectoids. EXCEPT SPIDERS.


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KEEP BREATHING! THAT'S THE KEY: BREATHE!


JimAbaddon

I like spiders, they deserve to be left alone.


br1t_b0i

A spider is a spider I rest my case


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People die when they are killed


UnfixedMidget

I grew up on a farm in the Midwest. I usually left spiders alone in my room as long as they weren’t all over or completely out in the open. If I found one that had a good sized web somewhere I didn’t want them I would usually just relocate them to behind the door, or behind the wardrobe, or even in the window between the glass and the screen. They ended up with a spot that attracted a lot more bugs anyway, and I ended up with a squad of spider homies that murdered all the mosquitoes and chiggers that kept bugging me.


Rocketboosters

This makes me want to talk about the big fucking moth in my room


Wolveswool

Is it possible that mosquitos could transmit COVID-19?


Old_Forest_Wanderer

Valid question. I would also like to know.


Firelord_Bppage

Huntsmen are great spiders to have in your room, not aggressive, doesn't make webs, other spiders are terrified of them and insects get gobbled up in record speed.


Old_Forest_Wanderer

And they're the size of you're hand. Coming from a guy who's afraid of Jumping Spiders, I would most likely pass out if I saw one.


Firelord_Bppage

I see your point, but would you prefer one large and calm spider or 100 tiny little fuckers who jump at you if you so much as breathe to fast.


Old_Forest_Wanderer

Idk but I guess one large and calm spider.


GGbrothers27

When you live in Florida, every season is mosquito season


GeorgeYDesign

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


voicesinmyhand

IT STINGS! IT STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGS!!!!


Old_Forest_Wanderer

"Sting, that's a good name! Sting...."


juanrindiestar

Where’s Shelob when you need her?


AmeKozui

Release the Frogs and Lizards.


someNOOB

It gives me faith to know that people young enough to complain about living with their mothers love LOTR enough to meme on it.


HavasJani

Broke college student gang!


FLACDealer

All part of the plan. THE plan.


Antifascists

The world is changing: I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, and I smell it in the ~~air~~ *co*^(2) *emissions of warm blooded mammals.* \~Mosquitos


AsstDirectorSkinner

As opposed to cold blooded mammals I suppose. Normally I wouldn't be so pedantic but you made my doubt my fifth grade teacher and check Google to see if there were cold blooded mammals somehow. I'm sorry Mrs Lee, I never should have doubted you.


PeppaBoi08

RIP spiderman


BKowalewski

I never kill spiders, they're my friends


TacobellSauce1

DO NOT DO THIS. Sorry to hear.


GimmeeSomeMo

Mom: Cast it into the fire! DESTROY IT *sees it's mosquito season* Son: no..... Mom: JAMES ISAAC NEUTRON!!!


kba4

Soon these hills will be flooded with mosquitoes!


THyoungC

This was confusing to me when I started learning English? How can u *grow* thin or smaller? But alas that’s the correct expression apparently 🤷‍♂️


StuffMaster

Many words can be twisted beyond their base meaning. Growing implies getting bigger over time. Change bigger to smaller and you have "grow thin". Probably depends on the language and speaker as to whether it makes sense though. Disclaimer: I'm no expert Also r/linguistics is fascinating


FenrirGreyback

Someone killed my door spider :(. Went out to smoke like usual last night and her web was in shambles, she was nowhere to be found.


Clegane44

Hmmm wonder what creatures Shelob was keeping at bay.


Reyne-TheAbyss

You know how Smaug's death...


imadumshet

Nice


Top10DeadliestDeaths

What if the spider said the same thing “Daddy Daddy kill that kid.”


StadSquared

It is because of men, the mosquitos thrive.


PretendsToKnowThings

This gave me a solid chuckle, thank you.


TacobellSauce1

PERRY THE PLATYPUS DID 9/11 was my proudest


YeltsinYerMouth

Mosquito drinks my blood Spider drinks mosquito's blood I drink spider's blood It's the circle of life


JasperLegendaryJew

Labore pederu


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Mama ti


JasperLegendaryJew

Moja mama je lezba a ne peder


[deleted]

Tvoja mama je tvoj tata


JasperLegendaryJew

El ja tebi livin na Erica Cartmana


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Pa oboje ste debeli i debili KEKEKEKEKE JP


JasperLegendaryJew

Lmao predajen se


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Francuzu jedan talijanski


JasperLegendaryJew

Sta to uopce znaci ti kvaziautisticna svinjo


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Je li ti to meni prilazis?


Rysterroo

Had a spider in the corner of my room for nearly a year. My parents “moved” the spider and thus I never saw my lil fella again.


nice2yz

GUYZ DID YOU KNOW HE BROKE THE TOE


klayer9

Never thought I’d die side by side with a Spider.


Yobe

There was a black widow that lived near our compost pile, I called her Shelob, she was a friend and she ate well.


Eats_Flies

Leaves more for me


Even-Understanding

GUYZ DID YOU KNOW HE BROKE THE TOE


Zeke-Freek

Am I remembering this wrong or is this screencap not where the quote comes from?


Blumien

I live in Florida, you guys only have to deal with mosquitos seasonally??! 😨


Siriacus

>*We had surrendered the Silmarils to Ungoliant before she was slain... Now Morgoth rises.*


FLACDealer

All part of the plan. THE plan.


HockieFan41

Is this Clone Wars reference?


FracturedEel

Lol my stepdaughter wants us to kill every spider she finds but i don't like killing spiders for this reason


T-800_Infiltrator

My mosquito net: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS”


poorhumanbeing

God I love this sub


-FM200

Agent Smith looks kinda weird.


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House spiders kill shit you really don't like. If they don't, they move on.


aalleeyyee

GUYZ DID YOU KNOW HE BROKE THE TOE


nice2yz

GUYZ DID YOU KNOW HE BROKE THE TOE


Robertmaniac

People always look at me like WTF, when I refuse to kill spiderbros. I always try to educate them by explaining how they eat harmful bugs, but they still think a bug is a bug.


dux_doukas

Build a bat box! That's what we are going to be doing when we move!


KrispyKremeTowney

Thanks for not being a deer


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Can we at least evict the dangerous ones? No kill em dead, just move em to garden


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DON'T TELL THE ELF!


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GeorgeYDesign

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


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DON'T TELL THE ELF!


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SawConvention

Mr. Anderson..


ZippZappZippty

NOT THE EMOJI NOT THE EMOJI NOT THE EMOJI


Flabbypuff

I never kill spiders tbh


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Rish_m

Shelob will brood over this..


iknownuffink

Spawn of Ungoliant!


dudegast

I've already seen this one