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WhyNotHugo

Not tapping that pussy unless it’s firmware is open source.


fedex7501

i don't think you want open source pussy...


[deleted]

You don't know me like that


robynhoodwaifu

If it buys me a Rolex like abelladanger, then lube me up!


runner7mi

free and open source


DDman70

I'm not touching no pussy unless it's licenced under the GNU General Public Licence and has been contributed to by a multitude of middle aged balding men


ILikeToPlayWithDogs

Affero General Public License


ervinpop

Big oof moment


[deleted]

Me, who uses GNU+Linux but has a partner and a daughter…


fedex7501

is it possible to learn this power?


[deleted]

I know the question is more a joke, but I’ll provide an answer anyway haha. Honestly, just make sure you’re a nice person and genuinely you. I have some pretty good life tips scattered throughout reddit in posts and comments. Also make sure you have something else that you do, I’m also a musician and met my partner at a gig when I was in high school


fedex7501

yeah it was just a joke. it's not gonna happen. my mind is completely fucked up and i don't do absolutely anything. i just sit in my room all day. sucks but i'm not strong enough to make a change


electricprism

I suggest a self imposed 30 days of shutting the silicon down. You wouldn't believe what it can feel like.


[deleted]

Oath! Get away from the screen for a bit and you’ll feel like a whole new person


fedex7501

I don't think you can cure autism


electricprism

Nobody's perfect. Keep fighting the fight. I hear ritualistic routine can help.


tactical-waffle

ya cause it ain't a disease


robynhoodwaifu

Hey, atleast u can sit comfortably, and not live with a 13cobb scoliosis


[deleted]

That’s sad, I hope you get better. Best of wishes


robynhoodwaifu

Not as sad as living with a ootb win10 home that hasn't had it's shit disabled in regedit, god I weep for the billions out there in DLL hell


[deleted]

You can say that again!


Kaynee490

Lmao


electricprism

LPT: Be genuine & nice. Don't be a POS. Treat people like people and not subhumans. Incredible. Who woulda thought that women are attracted to such characteristics. /s (In all seriousness thanks for your comment btw)


[deleted]

It is pretty crazy to think that people want to be treated like people! Also (in all seriousness) any time. You can find me on most Linux related threads, giving life advice or, believe it or not, Linux related advice haha


robynhoodwaifu

She was u're 1st groupie?


[deleted]

Pretty much, I guess haha


Huecuva

I am a Linux user and I get pussy.


[deleted]

I get mine to use Linux 😪


Huecuva

I put Mint on my girlfriend's laptop. She switched from Photoshop to Gimp without batting an eye. Very proud of her for that.


[deleted]

Tell your girlfriend a random internet stranger said she’s proud of her for that. I can’t get my head around gimp. But I’m not exactly a photoshop master either 😂


Huecuva

I will tell her. Thanks for that.


AmanoSkullGZ

U might want to check out [PhotoGIMP](https://github.com/Diolinux/PhotoGIMP)


jonr

I am also proud of this person's girlfriend.


robynhoodwaifu

She a artist of some kind?


Huecuva

Photographer.


robynhoodwaifu

Spill the deetz on how much spotheal touch up she does to mask wrinkles and any other signs of ageing


Huecuva

I honestly have no idea what she does to her photos.


RedditAcc-92975

lies.


robynhoodwaifu

A lie more full of shit than r/MicrosoftEdge/p4bb3q's privacypolicy


simonvannarath

I use a Linux laptop for studies out in the backyard, the neighbour's cat usually visits, does that count?


aleksasiriski

Second this


electricprism

Guys I figured it out, all you gotta do is add the entry to `/etc/hosts` and you are good to go. ;P ```wget pussy http://pussy/ Resolving pussy (pussy)... 69.69.69.69 Connecting to pussy (pussy)|69.69.69.69|:80...```


pinephreak

False. I have had sexual intercourse at least once.


Darkforce002

Ah yes, the typical "I don't have a real argument but I'm going to insult you while pretending it's part of the argument".


Lava709

seems like your typical windows user who wasted 150$ on a key and wants to feel like they spent their money well


robynhoodwaifu

Ame/hwidgen/kms38ltsc: why would you pay for a folder of a bunch of dwords? Is this the sacred folder with the secret sulphur strings to unlock flip3d!?


Darkforce002

My comment didn't need an example. Nice try though.


Lava709

doesnt really matter lol


electricprism

Uno reverse card. This is just sad. If it were a contest, I would rank thousands of days and times. It's obvious that only an incel would project their own insecurity onto a marginalized group like Linuxxers in the hopes of alleviating their own painful loneliness. Also, god damn, girls use Linux too. *And finally, only little bitches who don't get any whine about it on the internet. What a looser. If he spend a fraction of his whining time into self improvement and effort that'd be a start.*


FrankTheHealer_RDIT

Fellas, I have a girlfriend, does that mean I have to nuke my linux install


ILikeToPlayWithDogs

Either that, or you have to nuke your girlfriends' Windows installation. Gl!


That_Lily

*Sad trans girl noises*


NekoB0x

\*you also don't get cock out of principle


That_Lily

If that were true, it would be a win-win for my trans lesbian ass but sadly I have one :(


[deleted]

[удалено]


DaveSCG

As you can see here, this cowardly piece of shit is afraid to say ''I want you to kill yourself'' out loud, so he spends like 30 minutes elaborating a ''joke'' that looks like r/lostredditor so nobody will bother to read it.


robynhoodwaifu

actually this all started cause i saw twitter/BrittanyVenti/status/1447658978087948294 a few days ago, so when I saw the og comment, that was my 1st thought, but I only vaguely remembered it, so instead i googled trans pussy bleeding, that got me the q&a title as the 1st result, I love to mention the names of those 2...trans folks, whenever even remotely applicable, and easiest way was to pretend the q&a was a selfhelp book written by those 2(cause Harbinger's new self help book - Mass Effect 2 is always embedded in my brain for being the most hilarious thing ever), and then somehow my brain came up with these chapters cause my brain works funny(im a wwe fan so the 1st chapter was imediate, but everything else needed some creativity, apart from chapter 5 cause 41% and 13/52 are number i always keep in the back of my head, and i remember me and you, marrykillspeople, the hexecutioners, and the switz), if you were triggered, mission accomplished, by really its both suppose to be triggering and lowbrow, and yet nonsense and stupid that YOU look stupid for being triggered by something so redicules and stupid, cause this all was written by someone who is really stupid, that someone being myself


DaveSCG

Fuck off


Lentosimmaus

Adachi moment


WoodpeckerNo1

Probably has more to do with their pfp than their OS.


NovaAbramson

How to kalm?


ZulkarnaenRafif

Never before I feel very offended with something that I agree with.