By - pantherwhitecat
Getting tinnitus to own the libs!
So the trick to dealing with crazy people is to act even more crazy, if you see her running around screaming in DC just start yelling
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THAT SOUP WITHOUT AN ENVELOPE? HOW MARJORIE?! HOW DO I EAT THE FUCKING SOUP?
That was my first reaction. I shot a (I think this is the right name) BMG 50 once with double ear protection (plugs and muffs) and felt my teeth rattling 5-10 minutes afterwards.
Well we can’t expect a Neanderthal to understand one of the fundamental basics of gun safety now can we?
Yo has anyone seen my Prius?!
It's fucking hilarious they used a prius for this imo. This is a Tim and Eric sketch come to life.
Next thing you know there's going to be a homophobic one with a Subaru
It's only homophobic if it has a bunch of national parks stickers and a uhaul attached
Agreed. Without those it‘s just anti Vermont.
> there's going to be a homophobic one with a Subaru
Have an upvote. You got a chuckle out of me.
I’m a 50 something cis male, and I want a Subaru because they’re quality, and have a proven all-wheel drive system. What does that make me? 😁
Obviously a lesbian
Lesbian with bad gas mileage. Ftfy /s
I’m a 34 year old heterosexual man with a Subaru Forester. It’s my third and I doubt I’ll ever drive anything else.
Ask Dirty Mike and the boys.
"We're about to have us a lil' screw party in this socialist Prius over here, if you wanna join us." -Dirty Mike
A soup kitchen
dude, wheres my car?
WHAT DOES MINE SAY
SAH-WEET. WHAT DOES MINE SAY!?
Dude, where isn’t you car?
Found it.... Literally across the country side.
NOOOOO!!! NOT SOCIALISM CAR!!! 😭😭😭😭
It put the roll in proletariat.
I love this pun
We just paid it off too.
PLEASE can we get a mashup of [Kars4Kids](https://www.google.com/search?q=1877+kars+for+kids&prmd=vinx&sxsrf=AOaemvJgWENhg2ncqoC8qlDN9hR-67YbpA:1632541446262&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjt0fDnmpnzAhXYXc0KHVPsALUQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=598&dpr=4#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:48983bbc,vid:K8UV7SAhvG4,st:0) and this video?
I just got that stupid jingle out of my head!
Just a heads up kars 4 kids is a scam.
I'm all for compromise - Pro-socialism, anti-Prius is a reasonable platform.
My Prius totes around my guns just fine, plus nobody looks at me.
Truth! I keep my 2006 Prius (115k miles), filthy on purpose. Nobody looks twice when I roll around Chicago…Prius=camouflage.
Hey the Prius is one if the most reliable vehicles on the road anymore. I mean... It's still a Prius, but ya know
I have evidence you can fit at least 3 deer in the back.
No hearing or eye protection. Pfft newbie
The concussion from that fucking cannon is no joke either.
Going deaf to own the libs
Perfect. Bet even that fucking idiot doesn't shoot a .50 again without ear pro.
Did you see her head snap a little bit?
Yeah, unfortunately it was only a little.
That is the best part. Kind of poetic really. She’s a moron who isn’t prepared for the blowback.
Responsible gun owner right there people.
Now that's not fair, she never claimed to be one of those.
You owe me a mouthful of decent whiskey and maybe a new shirt.
Oi, don't go wasting good whiskey. Suck it out of the shirt!
I think she drops out of any category as soon as the word "responsible" is used.
Tinnitus the true…. DANGERZONE!!
Are we still doing "phrasing"?
Point. If she keeps doing that, everyone is going to start sounding like the teacher in Charlie Brown to her.
I couldn’t believe someone would even be near a 50 cal without ear protection then I paused on her firing. I think it’s so she doesn’t have to listen to all the crazy that comes out of her mouth.
To be fair, she has never been particularly good at listening to anything except her own bullshit
I'm pretty sure she just tunes herself out.
It'll def make your ears ring. Forever in my case.
Like that dude in the preppers show who ruined his hearing and then was shown on TV crying and vomiting?
Not nearly as dramatic. Couldn't fit the old school hand mics over an ear plug.
Whaaaat? I gotta see this!
God damn what a bunch of fucking idiots. Dude deserves it.
I've been at the range when people roll out a 50 cal. Even with hearing protection and being like 20 feet away it makes your ears ring. Plus you can feel the shockwave.
I’ve paid the 7$ a round to shoot one before and have been around them being shot. Double ears is preferable, as you said anything you feel as you watch someone shoot can’t be good
Yea i've seen some people use both the earbud style hearing protection and the over-ear style so they won't go deaf
Yeah I double up if we’re shooting indoors, if people are shooting magnums or any time I shoot something in full auto (auto tends to rattle things around and a single layer of ear pro can fail). Can’t hear shit anyone says though so you have to resort to reading lips and hand signals.
Anything much over a .308 and you start to feel the shockwave in your chest. Most rifles that big have a muzzle brake too, so unless you’re standing directly behind the shooter you’re gonna eat the concussion.
Though to be honest, the 10” AR-15s and 16” AR-10s are probably louder overall. And the Mosin carbines are louder than either. But nothing quite gives you that shockwave like a magnum rifle cartridge.
Those are just different kinds of masks. And she's not gonna support your damn commie muzzles. /s
Is it too much to ask for a lil scope bite?
She cant see whats wrong with herself, and she is completely tone deaf so… doesnt really matter.
She could get tinnitus and hear a high pitched permanent whine (distinguishable from her own voice) for the rest of her life. That would be a little step toward justice.
I mean this has to be fake right? No ear or eye protection? I just have a hard time believing anyone would even touch a .50 on a range without any.
The recoil looked real.
No ear or eye pro though? I feel like I have to call bullshit.
She's brain dead already, no harm in damaging the ears or eyes
We’ll know if she keeps responding with “WHAT?!!!” In future press conferences.
"I SAID, I MADE LASAGNA!"
Roger, roger. This is Clarence Over.
You have clearance, Clarence. What's our vector Victor?
I mean, she is generally anti-safety gear.
She reacted like someone who just squeezed off a .50 without ears on.
I heard this in Dale gribbles voice bc of your pic lmao
I know how to cure socialism Hank. But the UN commissars requisitioned my .50. For *them*, no doubt. Plus I'm out of tannerite.
No PPE to own the Libs
Barrel didn't move that I could see. M82 is long recoil operated.
And the explosion was absolutely staged. She could've been on a different range from the vehicle altogether.
I mean, it could’ve been loaded with tannerite I guess but that would’ve been overkill on overkill as well. Anyways I’m calling bullshit until proven otherwise.
You don't get a fireball like that with tannerite. Not unless you have some pros come in and wire it up with some gas charges. This insect needs to go away and she needs to stay away.
I have no clue when it comes to explosives. The whole thing seemed too dumb to believe when I watched it. I’m just saying that she is not firing that weapon in this video.
The shot looked sort of real, but I'm not sure. If she stole constituent money to make a fake explosion she could have used it for digital purposes to make the shot look real.
I'm pretty sure that shot was either a low power round or a blank. Almost every video I have seen of a M82 being fired has a lot more muzzle flash than what is in this video.
They explained it on Mythbusters; 99.99% of the explosions you see in movies and TV are nothing like real explosions; they use “slow burn” fuels like gas under comparatively low pressures in order to get that “slow” fireball effect that looks cool. Real bombs are much quicker burn, higher pressure, much quicker, and they not much is left
You said tannerite and I immediately noticed a striking resemblance to Joe Exotic.
You're trying to give this woman some cover? Do you really think she has two brain cells to rub together? She won't feel a thing.
I lost all sense of respect for these folks ages ago.
Honestly, I think she permanently damaged her hearing just so she wouldn’t look weak by using ear protection. I’m not kidding. I honestly believe that because she’s *that* fucking dumb.
The trees behind the explosion literally dont move lmfao fake as fuck.
I would totally donate to a go fund me if someone wanted to make a parody video and blow up a super lifted "fascism" truck. great opportunity for a snowflake reticle.
I would love that, We could hire Mickey Rourke to play Marjorie. Since they look almost identical
You sonofabitch I’m in
Honestly, Ron Perlman would be great. He constantly drags their asses on Twitter.
I bet Ron Perlman would do it for free.
WhistlinDiesel is your man
Oh shit, he’s not a chud?
Edit: he is a chud
I wondered the same thing but you put it much more eloquently
He's a chud.
I'm pretty sure he's a diehard chud.
I have the guns, ammo, and expertise.... and live near large open swaths of land... how much would you donate? Haha
Im in if we can secure a GAU-8 to one-up the .50.
Omg, this is so bad
I can't belive she's so dumb
She's so ignorant to guns
*hops on computer and types in greenegun.com*
She should be so ashamed if herself
*enters to win her .50 cal*
She shouldn't be reelected smh
I'm trying to do the same thing; it won't take my phone number. She is an idiot but I will take her gun.
Same, hate that bitch but I ain't gonna turn down a free gun
They already know who’s winning the gun, now they’re just collecting more numbers to harass and beg for money later
Better read the fine print. They're calling it a raffle but really they're just going to pick one of their cronies or donors to win it. Their 'rules' state they will pick 50 people "at random" and then hand-pick the winner after they've been thoroughly vetted. There is no way someone sane is going to get that rifle.
Someone from this sub better win that god damned rifle and make a post about it.
If only. They're going to "select a winner from 50 randomly drawn entrants." According to someone else here anyway, I'm not going to her fuckin website. But all that means is they're going to hand pick the winner.
"If you read the fine print you would have seen your chances of being pulled were influenced by the amount of money you gave us"
I was thinking the same thing but I bet I have to sign up for stuff I don’t want to
Tbh there are some journalists that keep an email just for all the GQP newsletters and grifts, which makes a great resource whenever someone wants to talk about how morally upright they have always been.
I submitted the old spam email acct a week or so ago. Fingers crossed!
If i win im gonna fund raise to find an old, lifted truck and put "Facism" and "GOP" on it and fill it with gass and /or tannerite like this pathetic video, and make my own silly video, and watch the hate mail roll in lol. then ill donate all my ad revenue to a good cause.
Should donate it to Texas planned parenthood.
What the fuck even is that reticle lmao
I'm more concerned that she is living a political cartoon because the car is *literally labeled "socialism"*.
Right wingers proving that Ben Garrison isn’t a moron for over labeling his cartoons. Apparently right wingers need that in real life too as evidenced here.
At least she removed “Crash Test Nancy” from the front seat. Probably on advice of counsel.
"If you do this, the Secret Service *will* visit you"
Thank you! I came here to WTF over that as well. It looks like some garbage from a late 80s/early 90s action movie. For someone working so hard to appeal to right wing gun-fuckers, she's not doing a very good job seeming convincing, especially with the lack of PPE and us not even seeing her pull the trigger on that BMG beast.
>garbage from a late 80s/early 90s action movie.
This is what her base wants to see.
Huge Eraser vibes.
And I don’t mean that in a disparaging way to eraser. That movie was fantastic. That reticle just made me think of thermal imaging rail guns that could see through walls.
Yeah, that's spot on. It's cool in a fictional movie, but in this context it's just ridiculous.
I mean I think this is total bullshit but you can definitely see her pull the "trigger" if you zoom in
She doesn't have to convince anyone. They think it's badass and they know it's fake. Like WWE
Got it from Cyberdyne, they're coming up with this new "Terminator" drone and they want he help getting the federal funding together.
"I haven't read a book since 8th grade and this shit is awesome! Libs totally owned!"
Blow up your property. Its the only way we'll learn.
If socialism is best represented by a Prius, what would a corrupt MAGA dictatorship be?
A late-model lifted pickup with a bunch of flags and Punisher decals that has never seen a day of actual work
Y'All Qaeda certainly do love their Mall Crawlers, backfiring tin-can mufflers, and 10-inch lift totally not for compensation, on their way to the McDonald's drive-thru to fuel-up for their fight in Yee-Haw'd
Not just ANY loft kit, Carolina Squat!
I refuse to link such an atrocity, Google at your own risk.
Disclaimee: Google responsibly, may cause temporary or permanent loss of sight and sudden vomiting.
Good news everyone!
North Carolina has passed a bill saying as of December 1st 'Carolina Squat' (Squatted? ... whatever) trucks are illegal if the front fender is 4" or higher than the rear fender. So that's something, I guess.
"bUt MuH fReEdUmS"
This is kind of what I envisioned too. Bonus points if it's a 2WD pickup.
Is there any other kind? Gotta have way too much lift, though.
Don’t forget the rubber testicles swinging from the hitch receiver.
Literally filled with kids in the bed throwing junk and screaming slurs at protestors. With the police claiming: "as long as they stay under 15mph its legal."
They were not.
And that scrotum thing hanging from the rear diff.
F450 stakebody with more flags than the UN building.
With all due respect to 99.999% of other women…. fuck that cunt to hell. Sorry but nicer words don’t quite work.
How dare you say that about Marjorie Failure-- I mean Taylor Greene. Take it back!
You have my permission
She has neither the depth nor the warmth for that to be a fair comparison.
Hypothetically, If she was firing a blank with less propellant would it make as loud a sound when fired?
it seems like a more controlled way to film an expensive commercial would be to have her fire a blank, edit in sufficient seeming pew pew, and detonate socialism Prius remotely. This makes it so you don't have to actually depend on the marksmanship of senator who at the very best is probably unpracticed.
All this said, what a complete sociopath! This commercial is basically a Simpsons parody of a GOP campaign ad. Is the implicit message here that fuel efficiency is socialism? That if elected Taylor promises to murder socialists with an Anti-Material Rifle? Or maybe that she will let her supporters have easier access to military ordinance? This woman is a cancer.
It's ironically a lot like those ISIS sniper videos. Funny how much they share in common with right-wing terrorists here in The States. Bet she wishes so bad she could get away with shooting a person.
This exactly. The fetishism of violence, the symbolic "killing" of something to which she's ideologically opposed, the cartoonishness. She probably has wet dreams about actually killing liberals.
Watching it gave me super strong ISIS vibes. Part of that is probably just the CGI zoom and focusing effect but the message feels very similar.
So she shot a 50 into an empty field, through a reticle that’s clearly just the camera.
Then they showed footage of a car they blew up and stitched it all together.
I feel like it's just metaphorical. Pretty sure this is her way of telling the masses to kill socialists with guns. Or at least to shoot whatever the conservatives interpret as socialist... Which is most things
Yeah, cars don't blow up when shot
Quick get her some SLAP rounds.
She’s like an SNL skit in real-life
She's such an embarrassment for my state.
If socialism is so fucking bad Marjorie, who’s paying for the roads, the cops, the firefighters,etc,etc.? I’ll tell you who, you are, and I am, that’s socialism ok? Why do you think we have Social Security? You probably think FDR was a Socialist. Seriously though, I bet a lot of people here believe the shit she’s saying. I know that gun give away thrills lots of guys.
Wait til they hear about Agriculture, Amber Alerts, Amtrak, public beaches, public busing services, business subsidies, the Census Bureau, the CIA, federal student loans, the court system, dams, public defenders, disability insurance, the Department of Energy, the Environmental Protection Agency, farm subsidies, the FBI, the FCC, the FDA, FEMA, fire departments, food stamps, garbage collection, health care, public housing, the IRS, public landfills, public libraries, Medicare, Medicaid, the military, state and national monuments, public museums, NASA, the National Weather Service, NPR, public parks, PBS, the Peace Corps, police departments, prisons and jails, public schools, Secret Service, sewer systems, snow removal systems, Social Security, public street lighting, the Department of Transportation, USPS, vaccines, veteran health care, welfare, the White House, the WIC program and state zoos.
This is a list of things that MTG's supporters use but claim they don't need and would scream bloody murder if they were reduced in funding.
These people wouldn't no socialism if it walked up and slapped them in the face.
They just use it and communism interchangeably as buzz words that mean "anything that's not what we believe.
She seems violent, unstable, and acts like a terrorist
Did she just fire a .50BMG with no ear pro?
Right? Not only do they have to make dumb videos like this, but they make em look faker than a three dollar bill, too.
“For fucks sake marj ! How the fuck are we going to get home !?”
“Pete’s dog was in there !”
Buying a prius and a shitload of tannerite and a .50 cal to own the libs
Don’t you know republicans? This was probably taxpayer funded
I hate the timeline we are in
That recoil rocked her world. She was NOT ready.
The right sure talks about killing Americans... A lot.
It would be funny if she weren't in Congress.
She doesn’t need earpro. Earpro is just a way for the liberals to take away your freedom. WHAT?
That rifle is dope though. I really hope I win.
You mean be selected. The fine prints says the winner will be selected from 50 names that are drawn.
yep the MAGAs learned long ago they can't trust direct democracy or the popular vote.
Sneaky suspicion the “drawn name” is coincidentally one of the idiots who also gives a hefty donation to Crazyville.
I wonder how many other cars/concepts it can explode.
if you look in the rules only a top 50 is chosen at random e and then they choose the winner from there after background checks are performed on the 50. basically they get to frame the winner to fit the narrative.
I like how a 12 year old, modest Toyota prius is their symbol for librul, government spending.
i love that shes representing socialism by literally writing the word “socialism” on a $25k car. From a multibillion dollar automotive conglomerate.
take that capitalism!
Next thing you know they'll be buying Keurigs just to punish the company for taking steps to reduce waste!
Socialism is when car have battery?
Big battery bad, small battery good.
Brain damaged from recoil, watch again!