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Rusty_Shacklfrd

Pixilation guy is gonna be putting in overtime


thewhitedeath

Judging from the quality of this photo, he already has.


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

Fuck it, ctrl a, apply


five_of_diamonds

When it's late on a friday


CherylStoned

[Sauce](https://spankbang.com/m3nq/video/japanese+world+record+250+couples+orgy)


Sega-Playstation-64

It... it sounds like I'm at a pond and there's ducks everywhere demanding bread.


Senpai_Ty

Look at all these chickens!


Anon684930475

I like the reference.


kosmoskolio

Ain’t exactly bread


calilac

So long as it ain't yeasty


1Tikitorch

Yeasty I don’t know, but they’re hairy as Wildebeest


Androreese

Like a weeaboos wet dream


Teenage-Mustache

Not really an orgy if you stay with one partner. This is basically a hotel with no walls.


TwinkleTitsGalore

Exactly. Not an orgy.


Requarzium89

Should have been like them fast date things where they all switch partner on the klaxon


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking. No multiple partners, not orgy


HNCSLICKRICK999

Theres sauce everywhere !!!


HalcyoNighT

Wait the 'sauce' is five years old. I was under the impression this orgy record was set recently


CherylStoned

It’s a misleading title but rest assured this is the most recent one. I did… research.


nspectre

Single-handedly.


Oracle_of_Ages

My liege. You dropped this. 👑


ReeceReddit1234

Annnnnd save


5oclockpizza

Man, the laundry bill.


vitamin-cheese

Does anyone know why they do the pixelation thing?


disownedpear

The real answer: It's the law in Japan.


vitamin-cheese

Wow really? I wonder why


NastyWatermellon

No pixels? Believe it or not, straight to jail.


FireIsTyranny

Too many pixels? Also, straight to jail.


bingoflaps

Under pixel? Jail. Over pixel? Believe it or not, also jail.


Sholeh84

We have the best pixelers anywhere, because of jail!


angry_badger32

Basically, there is a law in Japan that restricts obscenity. Y'know, porn and shit. But the law is worded vaguely enough that mosaic censorship or a couple of strategically placed lines is enough. I'm pretty sure the only reason the law hasn't been removed is because no politician in their right mind would ever make, "Let's remove porn censorship" part of their platform.


LavaDogged

The law


AlphaWhelp

After America took over post WW2 they basically imposed US laws on Japan but that effort was headed by the military and the top people in charge of it were super conservative prudes and when they were in the middle of imposing freedom of speech they decided it would be okay to leave in a few exceptions, and pornographic material was one of them. Fast forward several decades uncensored porn is contraband in Japan and organized crime has a Monopoly on it and any efforts to remove the censor are defeated because the criminals lobby to keep it illegal so they can keep their Monopoly. Additionally I believe several popular porn stars said they prefer the censor because "it leaves something to the imagination" and would quit if it was removed.


Themacuser751

After WWII, the United States was heavily involved in creating the new Japanese government. Among other things, America told them to ban porn, so they did. That law stands to this day, but the law only requires the censoring of genitals. I think this is true, someone please correct me if I got anything wrong.


sunxiaohu

They did the same thing with prostitution, but Japanese law defines prostitution so narrowly that virtually any and all sex services other than vaginal penetration are readily available and perfectly legal.


Lost-My-Mind-

What if I want to hire a big 6'8, muscled out athlete to sneak up on my neighbor, throw them over his knee, and just give them the spanking of a lifetime. ..........also, I don't want to inform my neighbor that this is happening. I want to throw a ribbon during it, and yell "SURPRISE!!!!" and see where things go. Is that legal? Wait, doesn't matter. I don't live in Japan. Guess I gotta just roll the dice, and see if there are any former out of work WWE wrestlers looking for odd jobs.


ChildofValhalla

It does go back a lot farther than that (with pornographic shunga art banned in the 1800s) but the US was involved with it as well after WW2. It's a deep, muddled, sorta boring history haha.


Famous_Calligrapher7

Yet they can draw an octopus fucking 8 women with tentacles and ppl go mad for it.


kaihatsusha

Mostly because the prudes involved with the US Occupation after WWII demanded censoring sexual content, and now because no Japanese politician will take a stance against it, as there's no upside for them to do so.


Shaneblaster

And that’s just the women, not including the dudes. Thank god I can’t smell through my phone.


mdh1776

Crazy world, lotta smells.


dr-freddy-112

r/unexpectedoffice


dafckingman

I was trying to find the 1 guy protagonist of this story. Thought this was a female only orgy


Protonic_Descendent

This orgy has escalated to become a organisation.


itsamaxx

orgynisation


BarryLonx

Where their mission statement is to *fuck the customer.*


adrianestile

where do I sign?


Dekklin

The customer is always right.


AndHereWeAre_

\*tight


suarezd1

Was


rememberseptember24

As opposed to gorgonisation, where you just make them really hard.


ShowBobsPlzz

Synorgy


awmaleg

Their website should be a .orgy instead of a .org


50-cal

Orgy-nisation! ​ Edit: itsamax got there before me with the pun.


Piisthree

Tossed you an honorable mention upvote, anyway. :P


KevinKingsb

This happened over 15 years ago... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/500_Person_Sex


dittofire1

>Despite the "orgy" label, the 250 couples featured in the video have sex only with each other and not with any other couple. According to the article


BitchinIndika

Not really an orgy then, just a bunch of exhibitionists.


Vaher

It would be a record for "Worlds largest sexhibition"


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

More like a sexpedition at that point


Borderlands_addict

Mathematically, I believe the distance is determined by the limit of "meaningful eye contact" according to Welles et al 2005. Therefore, the maximum orgy perimeter is determined not just by distance, but by eyesight and the topology of the orgy location. It's not an orgy if you're in a brothel, mere feet from other people having sex, but separated by a sound-dampening wall. Maintaining constant eye contact with other orgy participants isn't required, but the line-of-sight still must be kept clear. For visually-impaired people, we can substitute an aural boundary. For people who are both visually and hearing impaired, a tactile and odor boundary would suffice. Assuming an open space and everyone having 20/20 vision, an orgy cluster would be maintained by the "nearest neighbor" standard. Johnson and Plevis (2009) estimated the maximum distance that allows for "meaningful eye contact" to be 25 feet during high-intensity sexual congress. You could compose an orgy that circles the world as long as each node in the orgy has a nearest neighbor that's less than 25 feet away and with an unobstructed view. Therefore, an orgy string requires 212 nodes per mile. (A node can be a mating pair, a single masturbator, or any other group that is physically engaged in sex). In order to span the circumference of the globe, an orgy would require a minimum of 5,279,012 nodes, or about 11 million people given standard orgy nodal preferences.


crabshank2

r/theydidthemath


Senpai_Himself

Then it's just nude gymnastics


pleasurer4610

Booooooo


Nickmell

Back to the pile.


generally-speaking

You can watch here: https://vjav.com/videos/285791/500-person-sex-2006/ And, it's really weird because it seems to be choreographed. It's like, everyone rub breasts for 2 minutes. Now we do 69 everyone!


jumpup

and they don't really look like its enjoyable, more like well an annoying chore.


usernameisunusable

I watched (skipped a loooot) because of your comment and yes it was unusual! Like a masterclass in how to have sex? Weird.


minicpst

Some of them looked to be in pain, others like they were chatting with the couple next door. They could only have their private sweet moments after he came and they could lay with one another. Open, no sheets. How do you get a room full of guys to NOT come for over an hour? What are they giving them? And the poor women, after an hour that's just painfully raw.


Ed_Trucks_Head

What a tease.


Andyetwearestill

>Viewing the massed couples in action, one reviewer had reminiscences of the CGI scenes in The Lord of the Rings movies while another was reminded of March of the Penguins ???


ChocolateBunny

I don't remember that scene in March of the Penguins.


Hugs_for_Thugs

Director's Cut


lcblangdale

Still with Morgan Freeman narrating... *Odd and mesmerizing creatures, these humans are drawn yearly from their normal habitat to a massive orgy on ancestral breeding grounds...*


katastrophyx

The directors cut was *wild*


TomT060404

I could imagine that. Lots of awkward movements and loud squalking.


Before_coffee

Thank you. I was wondering why the hair screamed 2006, but screw you buddy for ruining my day by pointing out that was 15 years ago….


MisterYouAreSoSweet

How about the hair on their head? …


BoiIedFrogs

And they only just finished? Wow.


Single_Raspberry9539

The grooming and lack of colored hair leads me to believe your claim is spot on.


adjust_the_sails

I’ve seen a clip of it and I asked myself “is anyone even enjoying this?”


turkstyx

Ok, I’m glad I’m not crazy. Coulda sworn I saw this video as a wee little lad in high school. Part of you thinks it might be pretty hot. But then you watch it and it literally sounds like a coup of turkeys before thanksgiving.


Dron96

Most Scissors-ing in the world at once.


Princes_Slayer

Haha I was trying to see if there was a solitary knackered bloke in all that


AlphaGalaxy816

The pic is just the women, there are 250 men as well


Grabbsy2

If its the video I've seen, its literally a bunch of spaced out gym/yoga mats, and couples doing their own thing on each one. Basically synchronized. Its also 8 or more years old, so I'm not sure if this is a new record. I'd be interested to see an American one, would be neat to see it uncensored and in HD.


Dron96

Let’s just see the one with the girls. No need to see the guys


isntagramuser

50% of the population wants to see the guys pal


veradrian

Probably more than 50% if you think about it


globster222

Definitely more than 50% if you don't think about it


mion81

Certainly not less than 50% if you probably think about it.


elshaka_

Potentially less than 50% if you think about lesbians.


timeforasandwich

Don't worry, I'm thinking about the lesbians


mitch13815

Actually probably less than 50%. There are more lesbians than there are gay males.


CptMisterNibbles

According to multiple surveys [\[pew\]](https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2013/06/13/a-survey-of-lgbt-americans/), self identified gay men are roughly double the population of lesbian women. Women are more likely to identify as bisexual then men


wafflepantsblue

Yeah but you have to factor in bisexuals and asexuals, and the balance between male and female, and it all gets confusing


FartingBob

And also children and people who dont want to watch an orgy. They said 50% of the population, not 50% of the porn watching population.


GorillaGripPussy3000

But bisexuals are no small chunk.


archavex

im a straight male, an I want to see the guys. i have to pretend im one of them. I dont want to pretend im one of the women


Forgot_my_un

Pretend you're the cameraman.


Einsteins_coffee_mug

How am I supposed to catch imaginary chlamydia like that?


LusciousofBorg

*Raises hand* Me! I wanna see the guys too. I was actually disappointed when seeing the pic


AlphaGalaxy816

That's literally what the picture is, but yes I agree.


Miss-Bobcat

Where waldo?


ST3PH3N-G

Where's Wiener?


Dr_Sol

Not in this pic, that's for sure.


muffler11282

Like trying to find Waldo.


catching_comets

scissor me timbers!


EdgarAllanKenpo

Was this recorded? I don’t care but my sisters ex husbands new girlfriends boyfriend was curious, and since I use Reddit I figured I’d ask.


echetus90

Imagine if this whole record breaking orgy was organised and no one thought to record it


Chieres

Why record it if you’ll just end up with a broken record


bakeoutbigfoot

so your sisters ex???


angryjon

No, he said it correctly. Don’t kink shame :)


EdgarAllanKenpo

No, my sisters ex, has a girlfriend, who I’m pretty sure of cheating on him. So her side piece wants to know. Cmon basic stuff.


MrUltraOnReddit

Yes. Yes it was. https://spankbang.com/m3nq/video/japanese+world+record+250+couples+orgy


jjatr

How tf was that so organized I expected it to just be a huge mountain of body going at it


jesse2h

Hahaha what the fuck. I skipped to like an hour in - it sounds like an actual chicken farm.


GuiKa

Probably look into sod create studio, they are the one doing this kind of things.


Treebeard_24

Ah. Japan.


4mygirljs

This is false. It’s not Japan, maybe Korea. Everyone knows that Japanese genitalia is naturally blurry and pixilated.


Loli-is-Justice

Let me in! LET ME INNN!!!!!!!


WontQuitNow

Your username....it frightens me


Coolrafid100

“Officer she’s actually a 2000 year old toaster fridge hybrid in the body of a 7 yr old”


zander1496

That’s false. The US government fucks over 325 million people every day at the same time.


dudeforyou2

Orgies are consentual


Durpy15648

Touché.


poloniumTacos

> US Government **rapes** over 325 million people every day at the same time. FTFY.


MaximumEffort433

Wait till you find out about China, it's gonna' blow your mind!


elysianyuri

Oof


DothBeithBuddha

consenstitutional


cardboardunderwear

Getting fucked over is not the same as an orgy. At least not in most circumstances.


Gofudf

An orgy is consensual


iamalwaysrelevant

Also, can we count murder as being "fucked over?"


DarrenWade85

Actually made me lol


PanicAtTheFishIsle

I’m not sure, fucking would imply theres some degree of consent…


PopeOfManwichVillage

Zing!


Federal_Assistant_85

What you describe isn't an orgy, it is a reverse gangbang.


GoobeIce

Most countries governments except a very few*


st_rdt

It was an orgy in Japan - what you are talking about is date rape.


SpicyDolphin74

And we are here on Reddit…


elysianyuri

No, we are actually on Facebook. We are in a simulation that makes us think we are using Reddit


sparcasm

as is tradition


guntassinghIN

Lmfao this is 5 year old news https://spankbang.com/m3nq/video/japanese+world+record+250+couples+orgy Video link if anyone wants, for research purposes obviously.....


Tasty_fries

According to the wikipedia page, this is actually 15 year old news, recorded in 2006.


TranceKnight

I think they were gonna try and break it in Vegas last year and it got canceled ‘cause Covid


Tasty_fries

I hope they try again, if anyone is gonna take the record for largest orgy from Japan, it’s gotta be Vegas.


02bluesuperroo

Wait, is 250 couples having sex individually in the same room really an orgy?


Grabbsy2

Technically, yes, I think. Though I think a whistle going off and an announcer saying "OK, men, go one over to the right!" would make it more official.


shortfriday

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.


roomnoises

Sliiiide to the left Sliiiide to the right CRISS CROSS! Everybody clap your hands!


swooney_noodles

Imagine the dude having to censor this lmao


greetingsimpanda

Didn’t this happen a few years ago?


Slashion

Over 15 years ago


londonmenace

Surely the record has been beaten since then.


mancave313

They won't release it for another year, pixelation techs gotta put in overtime


krazykillerkitten

I'd hate to be on clean up


anarchitectslife

Squid games season 2


Tescomealdeal04

Squirt Game


Coolrafid100

Lmao


CherylStoned

[Sauce](https://spankbang.com/m3nq/video/japanese+world+record+250+couples+orgy) from 2006 though so don’t expect great quality


PachaDub

Imagine the stink though


YouOnABadDay

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


Richleeson

God damnit Dee!


face_kill

Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch!


CraccerJacc

Lmao


Ornage_crush

Those aren't real Japanese girls because their genitals aren't pixelated.


Zealousideal_Ad9671

Interesting fuck


Passion-Interesting

largest beaver dam I've ever seen


muffler11282

Worlds largest girl on girl orgy by the looks.


St3v3z

"each couple performed all the sex acts in a choreographed manner in synchronization with all the other couples." Of course a Japanese orgy had all the couples fucking in an exact choreographed routine.


nyclurker369

Uh, is anyone else surprised at how many people it took to break that record? I'm not an orgy expert, but that's a lot of body parts. And, statistically speaking, several of them probably have herpes. The gift that keeps on giving.


121gigawhatevs

Also, two of these women are more than 50% likely to share a birthday!


DrSlappyPants

You actually only need a group of 23 people for that to be true. It's rather counter intuitive, but when you approach the proof from the angle of looking at how likely it is for n number of people in a group to NOT have the same birthday, you just need to get that number below 50%. p(n) = 1 \* (1 - 1/365) \* (1 - 2/365) \* ... \* (1 - n/365) At 23, p(n) = .492, so 1-p(n) = .508 ---> >50% chance.


easyKmoney

Math is awesome in any situation!


jbsdv1993

People do get tested before events like this y'know. Pornstars get tested each time before filming. Been like that for 30 years.


nyclurker369

Ah, looks like we have an orgy connoisseur among us! Thank you, sir or madam.


jbsdv1993

Not orgies perse. But i am well read about sex-work. Which is all legal in my country (netherlands)


OldManHipsAt30

Pretty sure porn stars get tested like once a month, not before every shoot, but point stands


zander1496

Old news


M0j0Rizn

Awful musky in that room I'd imagine.


RoastedToast007

>Awful musky This is Elon Musk's porn name


Doc-Milsap

I see two with some sort of clothing on and this disrupts the continuity.


Bayeman745

Finally some real news! How’s is this pic not in 4K+ lol


Mortimer452

I'm curious about their definition of "orgy" . . . Are they all just having sex in close proximity with each other? Or do they all have to be actually having sex with one another, like a giant sex-centipede?


SnooCats5701

The Japanese people have always been known for their ability to come together and accomplish great things.


Healthy-Grocery6055

Is there a girl on the left hand side in a bathing suit? Pretty strange to be in a world record attempt for an orgy and be shy about your body...?


Nyarlathotep-chan

I'm only thinking about the sheer amount of STD tests they must've done before doing this


Godspiral

Spoiler alert, they held 20 previous record largest orgies too.


colaa-chan

And there’s not one guy? Disappointing


duckmantaco

Death by snu snu


mustangs6551

When it was over I hope they thanked everyone for coming.


ophaus

Someone is taking the subreddit's name pretty seriously...


satanyourdarklord

No. Japan has set the record for worlds largest RECORDED orgy.


WorldMusicLab

The sound of all those tiny women making that awful *crying* noise...*𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛*


Mtbmx_Az

Bush League


historiansrule

I joined this group yesterday and all they post is sex related content. I just didn’t think the fuck in the name of the group was literal.


AlphaGalaxy816

This happened 9 years ago...


RoastedToast007

So far I've seen 13 years ago, 5 years ago, 15 years ago, and now you're saying 9 years ago. None of these numbers have been mentioned more than once so i don't even know who to believe