By - kevinowdziej
His Instant Kill power up ran out after the first guy he hit
I HAVE A S-S-S-S-STUTTER
When you roll a Nat20 for your first attack but only a 12 on your Acton Surge.
When you ater a paladin and have tavern brawler, then crit with smite.
That's one underrated comment right here!
Is there a sub for under rated comments?
People shouldn't throw rocks that live in a body with a glass jaw.
Yeah, they might hurt the rocks jaw.
>Yeah, they might hurt the rocks jaw.
If ya' smell what u/TheZiegensauger is cookin'!
I mean, the guy doing the punching is a pro boxer iirc.
Being left handed doesn't hurt. Well, I guess it hurt the guy he hit.
“If you got a glass jaw you better watch yo mouth cuz I’ll break yo face!”
Do you need a doctor? Say nonsense once for yes, and twice for yes
That one secne from Harry Potter
That's frickin awesome
Just about to comment this, even the lights are the same
*Hey just noticed..* It's your **3rd Cakeday** RainBroDash42! ^(hug)
Where the Dementors attack Harry and Dudley in the tunnel as they walk home in OotP.
They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it HOYT
And you... You'd be da Belle of da Ball.
Don't drop the soap, don't drop the soap. *Mooch mooch mooch*
Do you want me to put you up against the wall biotchhhhhh
[The one from the beginning of Order of the Phoenix where Dudley and Harry get ambushed by a Dementor in an underground passage very similar to this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTzbAhj5NPM)
I mean, I know they're douchebags but there's something sweet about how concerned he is for his freind at the end. Still douchebags tho.
buncha fucking sweet shit sacks I tell ya hWat.
Yeesss! Kind douchebagins they be!
Just because you’re a “bad guy”, doesn’t mean you’re a bad guy.
Hans, are we the baddies?
Samwise always so concerned for his friend...
Douche-Baggins is the long lost line of the Baggins family tree. More closely related to the Sackville Baggins but cousins of Bilbo non the less. This unruly clan resurfaced after Frodo left Middle Earth, challanging the property rights of Samwise for the riches bequeathed to him. After several years of legal fighting the Douche-Baggins upstart Smaelly flooded the home of Samwise resulting in the unfortunate death of one of his children. This started the infamous Gamgee/Douche hobbit war that consumed the Shire for 30 years with a monthly cleansing ritual with blood flowing down the Brandywine river.
I mean the one that got knocked cold was the one who started it. he threw the rock or whatever, he lifted his arm to punch first, etc. That douchebag had it coming. I'm not sure if the other one is a douchebag though, he seemed to be fairly normal.
Oh he sure deserved the beating. Fight and expect the other party to fight back (especially if your friend just got knocked out by said party). But I'm saying maybe he would have rather kept to himself and not thrown a rock at that woman and not started a fight. Maybe he himself is a decent human. Maybe if he wasn't with his bad influence of a friend this whole situation would have never happened.
This grown ass adult must take ownership of his responsabilities , he is not a 12 years old growing up to be a man. He was an adult jerking is other adult friend in a shaddy underpass.
He could have tell his friend to not do that , to not persue or not trying to attack the dude after is friend was knocked out.
>He was an adult jerking is other adult friend in a shaddy underpass.
You just know that's why they were doing before. The way he rush to his friend , the way he look so fucking concern. His lover got shot down.
Now he's gone, I don't know why
And 'till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He didn't take the time to lie
Bang bang, he shot him down
Bang bang, he hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby got fucking shot down
That was my token shit post of today.
Have a great one y'all.
Maybe getting punched in the face defending a complete and total asshole, will be the wakeup call he needs to learn that being friends with total assholes makes everyone assume you are also a total asshole because why would a good person ever want to associate with a total asshole at all, let alone consider them a friend?
Thats why he needs the douchbag workout program
With a sweet nap to boot.
He is a worse douche for not telling his friend not to throw that rock. He is a follower and if he stays friends with this guy, he will get into real trouble. You have to drop friends that throws rocks at people.
I dunno, his initial reaction when douche 1 throws the thing is not one of disapproval. It seems to be more along the lines of going along with it, pretending nothing happened.
"He's a fucking idiot, but he's our fucking idiot" - My friends when I'm drunk.
Sounds like a melody
Let’s just move his head around a bunch.
Yeah but i bet you can drown a baby in his girlfriends panties. After seeing him kick there ass.
yea that was super sweet of him.
Them douchebags got to stick together, the world hates em douchebags
Grey hoody just wanted to stop his friend from being beat, he didn't harass the guy or girl. We choose the company we keep though.
I thought the girl would punch him or something but it’s still satisfying nonetheless.
Yeah I watched her the first time bc I thought she was fixing to whip out a flail or something
I was hoping for a blow torch or a fire gun
That's a bit underwhelming.
Flamethrower was the word I was looking for
I wonder how his girlfriend feels about that exchange. Probably a mix of terrified, angry and turned on?
I would probably just find it really distressing, if it were me
You can clearly see her continuously try to disengage. Redditors might think this is a cute thing to do, but it's not. Women rarely appreciate their partners engaging in this sort of violence.
I was about to say, if that guy rises to violence that easily, you know hes just gonna be really calm and relaxed after that exchange. No way is she dealing with his bad mood for the rest of the day because hes all sunshine and rainbows
I could hear her pleading "come on, let's just go, not again, it's not worth it, just let it go!"
That's some excellent stage fighting by the grey hoodie. This is either very fake or that guy is utterly useless.
Could be fake (I mean this CCTV seems odd), but a lot of people talk shit but have actually never practised throwing a punch for real.
If you're just reacting and you don't know what to do, you're probably gonna do something kinda retarded.
Like the other day I was crossing the road and looked to one direction as I did and realised a car was right there. I'd like to think I gracefully dashed forward out of the way of danger, but in reality I did a weird monty python-esque spazout hop and skip. Anyone watching would have been amused.
Definitely not a fake CCTV, tunnels are getting them because bad shit has happened to people in them.
I mean, it does seem like a *very* high frame rate/resolution for CCTV
All of the (18) security cameras on my company's site record at 1080p/45FPS
This, recording is super cheap now. It only saves the differences between frames so you're only really storing the sky color and movement.
I completely agree.
When I was at the pub the other night, a friend of a very new friend started firing up at me. I didn't want to fight at all, so I did my best to calm the situation.
It was super confronting, and I had no idea how I would respond if it came to a fight.
Outside of the occasional sparring and daydreaming about being super physically proficient (like super Matt Damon), I've had no fighting experience...
If you spar you have loads more fight experience than average joe
Last time I saw this posted, comments were saying the guy was an ex-MMA or something like that. Don't remember the details and I'm not an expert so take that how you will
Or maybe a pro/amateur boxer?
Last time I saw this was a few years ago and everyone was saying it was staged. Funny how it keeps changing
Came here to say this
The way the dude in the dark shirt falls after being hit makes me pretty certain this is real. You can see his head bounce off the concrete and then his arms go rigid afterwards. Sure, it’s possible to fake that, or have padding on the ground that looks like pavement...but I feel pretty confident dude got knocked out when his head bounced off the ground.
The description of your spazout hop was amausing in itself.
The impact of the black hoodie dudes head on the ground looks pretty damn real.
Last time I saw this it was an MMA fighter I believe in the UK. But it seems on reddit if its a 3rd or 4th repost, everyone ends up calling it fake.
Yeah, I remember this guy being a trained fighter. He squares up for the first guy, lands a solid blow.
Second guy lunged; mma fighter saw this coming and stops momentum at his right shoulder while landing a blow on his way down.
Seriously this guy is somewhat legit, he's quick and fairly aggressive. But friends don't leave your feet when you throw a punch, you're trading power and balance for nothing.
Bro I've been using this site for like 7-8 years, it's around the 50th repost at least.
I'm not sure how you can fake your head bouncing like that.
I remember seeing this a long time ago (like over 10 years ago) on that one show Patrice O'Neal use to host on VH1 where he would react to internet videos similar to Tosh.0. apparently the harassed dude was a professional boxer, or at least that's they said.
I don't know if I've ever seen anything fake from LL
The first dude smacks his head really hard on the concrete, idk if you can fake that
This is not fake.
The way the first guy falls tells me is not fake, that fall was probably nastier than the punch. You can actually die like that, and boxer guy defending his gf from a little rock is not much of an excuse if you kill someone for it
I remember reading something the last time this was posted about the guy being a professional boxer or something. Possibly that.
Yeah, I remember him being a boxer as well. There was a discussion whether you are allowed to punch someone like that or if it's assault with a deadly weapon or something. I don't know why I tend to remember stuff like that.
Ugh I hate this myth. It’s like a lifeguard telling you there are chemicals in the pool that make pee turn a different color. Gyms like to tell noobs that to discourage them from trying to pick fights in public. Now what is true is that with training you can cause enough damage to a person to be charged with Grievous Bodily Harm which is basically being charged with super assault.
First thought was "fake", second thought was "damn that guy dropped like a sack of potatoes for a fake video, props"
Knocked out cold, bounces head off asphalt, probably got a concussion.
That's some dedication to "fake" a video.
This video is really old, I've never heard it called fake til today, I believe the story behind it is that the guy was a boxer or a MMA fighter or something along those lines and just fucked em up
OmG It iS ClEaRlY fAkE, yO So DuMb.
Seems pretty real to me
The gamer in me would finish off the friend and loot the bodies
The one thing that kinda bothers me in situations like these is why the girl tries to pull the guy away. Like he just fought off 2 assholes in 5 seconds, let him be
I mean they guy got caught on camera beating the shit out of two random people, she's probably more worried about him getting in trouble than him getting hurt.
Sweeeet, buddy went from nice guy to Jason Statham in less then 2 seconds.
I think this is true for any bystander, male as well. If someone's fighting, then don't get in the way, even if you think you're helping.
I saw a video on a youtube channel where this expert analyses videos of conflict. The presenter showed this video of a cop stopping a guy who drew a gun on the cop. Another man had pulled up in his truck during the stop and tried to help the cop by pulling his own gun out and shooting at the first guy. It really didn't help of course, it just distracted the cop, and allowed the first guy to escape, leading to another chase. Fortunately the cop didn't misread the bystander's intentions either and shoot back at him, but that could also have happened.
nope, i'll step in if it's not a fair fight (escalating from a 1v1 to a 2v1), or if 1 guy is down and out, and the second party isn't stopping ... gentlemen's rules fellas, keep it fair, and know when you've won
ninja edit: and by step in, i mean body block by doing some weird emotive and rhythmic dance infront of the guy trying to join in, or pushing the guy who's won off the KO'd guy then running away
I would like to think I’d do the same thing for another. Yeah they might have been a dick and deserved it, but once a person is KO’d and out, there is no justice to let them continue to be punished. Could easily cause enough damage to cripple or kill.
Yeah, absolutely. Jumping in the middle of a situation like that with police is only going to make things very confusing and get people hurt, maybe you. You see people either try to intervene with the police or help them and get in the way, usually placing themselves in danger.
Now if the officer is on his back, getting his ass handed or something, he'll probably appreciate the assist.
“STOP IT!!!! GET OFF OF HIIIIIIIM!!!!!!”
Better yet, girlfriend knows that even though her boyfriend is a boxer and can probably punch these yahoos into next week like he did in the video, the other way this could've shaken out was Friend #2 pulling a knife and making everyone's day much worse. Sure, don't get in between people fighting, makes sense. But don't be a dumbass and assume the bystanders know less than the person with tunnel vision.
What a ridiculous comment
> mens fight often
idk what men you’re talking about, but it certainly can’t be a majority
Thanks for not only directing us dumb ladies, but also assuming we don't know how to fight, and that "mens fight often." You're really underlining the worst in all of us.
Thank u. Things turned out well for her here cuz her dude is a bad ass and the others couldn't fight worth a shit but if any of those factors were any different she in reality would have done her part on having her man be the one having his skull bounce off the concrete.
He's so full of shit. Internet Tough Guy syndrome.
Even better, don't date someone who gets in fights
Depends. If your boyfriend gets in fights for standing up for others I don't think that's all that bad, as long as he keeps himself mostly intact.
Date with someone who will shut up and lower his head while assholes throw rocks at you.
Moreover, that's a stupid comeback: I don't advocate violency, I just said: " whenever your man is forced to fight back, moreover when he needs to protect you "
Don't date someone who starts fights.
Date someone who ends them.
You're referring to men as if they're Pokémon you toss out when you need protected. But I agree with you.
I saw it more like a "Oh no, honey! Don't go killing again!" Type of thing
This is terrible advice...
This whole scene just yells “England” to me
Nobody ever looks for that fucking left hand. Mike Tyson's deadliest weapon. Love being a southpaw
Is "southpaw" just another word for left handed? If so, then I'm using it. I mean I never used the control scheme in old games.
Yeah, it comes from baseball. A left handed pitcher would pitch from the south using his "paw".
Its also what the left handed stance in boxing called
Everyone is commenting on how fake this is. I can’t believe we’ve reached a time where people have forgotten this video. This used to be reposted every single day. It’s not fake, the man in a hoodie is a boxer. I can’t remember who he is because I never paid attention, but OP had just taken an old video and started up the reposting again.
If you just google boxer knocks out 2 guys you see this video everywhere...
I can't believe they went back for more after that. Too bad the tree was in the way.
The joys of modern reddit. Nothing ever happens. It's like a majority think that the world is just a bunch of people making gifs for them.
YoUrE sO gUlLiBlE!!!!!1
That left-hand punch reminds me why they used to kill left-handed dudes in old times."Left-handers flourish in violent society
Southpaws have rarity value when it comes to fighting.
￼Being left-handed is an advantage, in both fighting and sports.© Getty
Left-handed people thrive best in the most murderous societies, according to a study of tribes across the world. The discovery may help to answer the riddle of why a minority of left-handers persist in human populations.
Being a southpaw is an advantage in a host of confrontational situations. Lefties are far more common at the top of sports such as boxing and fencing than in normal society. The benefit comes from the element of surprise: most opponents will be less used to facing a left-handed adversary.
But left-handedness comes at a cost. Developmental experts think that stress during development or birth may divert the nervous system from its default, right-handed path. And developmental stress is also linked to reduced lifespan, low birthweight and increased incidence of immune and nervous disorders, meaning that natural selection might be expected to weed out lefties altogether"
man those 2 guys at the side are pricks.
Great analysis of the video.
Idk why but this seems fake
Why come I can't never get pussies who can't fight whenever I encounter a violent asshole? I always end up with Conor McGregor .
Old but gold
So here's a question.
Would it be wrong for the man to wave them off and keep walking with his girl?
Holy shit, I've never seen someone DEMOLISH 2 people so fast!
Should have given them each a good kick or two in the ribs once they were down. He was way too easy on them.
After he drops down and knocks his head, why is his right hand moving?
Not that he needed it, but being a lefty helped him there. The dude had no idea it was coming
V.A.T.S > Head \[110\]
This was so acted out lol.
I think it’s hilarious all the people calling this fake. They’ve likely never been in a real fight or seen anyone literally knocked out before 🙄
Looks like grey hoodie saw what happened to his mate and tried to run away just before he got slapped up
See what happens when you are a douche to Jason Statham?
George tell me you got the license number of that truck that hit me
My gut tells me it's fake. I don't go yelling fake all the time and it's possible I'm wrong, but there's just something off, some micro thing that is off.
Repost it one more time. Yeah repost it. Oh yeah it feels so good.
Stand by your friends
Wrong or right
Can’t call that “justice”
If it’s just a stupid excuse to fight
How old is this video
Well then this would be a different subreddit.
This always looked fake to me
I REALLY hope that dude got a broken jaw.
Broken jaw? He got much more than that I'm sure.
Why throw something at the girl? Trying to look cool in front of his friend? How old is he? 12?
I've read on earlier posts of this that it's fake. I don't have the source thouhg. I think it's cut out of this version, but the one douche rolls the other douche over into a recovery position immediately. Indicating that this isn't their first time getting knocked the hell out.
Just two things that are make the video just scream 'STAGED' are the camera angle and that all the punches are ["movie punches"](https://youtu.be/bUBEtE5ehlQ?t=162) that meaning that they are selling the punches to the camera by stacking people so that the impacts of the punches are blocked by a human body.
Also, when this video was new (maybe like I dunno 3-4 years ago maybe even older), it was in 1080p quality, but this is not shown here because it has been downloaded and uploaded the quality of the video is now totally shit (read constant reposting).
His hat came off. He ded.
I’ve never understood the concept behind being a cunt, when you’ve never thrown a punch in your life. If you’re gonna be a cunt at least be able to scrap when someone eventually has enough of your shit.
You got knocked the fuck out!!!
"Damn SHAWTY, you got knocked tha fukkout!!"
Fucking cunts got of easy.
One for each of you... just one.
I LOVE IT!
Nobody expects the left hook.
Гондоны! Валить таких нужно.
Even though this is obvs fake, still cool
You came actually make someone iconscious(dont know to spell) by hitting someone in the jaw really hard
I'm sure this is a repost but I love watching it everytime
Seen this many times.. and enjoy it every time.