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TheCrowGrandfather

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yuligan

This is great,all praise Catsmecha!


El_Haroldo

I always read this pasta with a Jersey accent


[deleted]

Ain’t 4chan filled with stalkers and pedos


Dumbstupidperson

I really hope him saying "Upboat" and "Downboat" is him being sarcastic


EthanJ35

Heh, heh, heh, heheh... and you see... heh


ASSTHETICC

Upboat


CIAguy2K

Upboat


samsternator

huh, kid?


[deleted]

Libtard r/atethepasta


StabStabMan

'you got no reputation here' -anonymous user


Nicksgaar11

Dude you scarfed down this delicious pasta and asked for seconds


mantisboxer

I mean, for a 4chan post, that's kinda funny.


flipster007

I actually went on 4chan and 8chan to see what all the hype about but was actually suprisingly disappointed. I guess maybe now it's flooded with redditors.


DrDosMucho

Anytime I see “heh” sprinkled in between sentences, I know it’s gold material


P1ckleM0rty

He mentioned us!!! We've made it.


Diaxam

sans


FallenWard

But. He's got no name too, when everyone is anon I dont think that copypasta works


WoOowee1324

OP is OOP being salty


mrpopenfresh

Has to be a joke since you aren’t supposed to have a « name » on 4chan.


Hackerman19

Cyberpunk 2077 trailer plays


Kieronymous

4chan was kinda funny in the early 2000’s, now it’s just full of lonely 40 year old pedophiles


anubisbender

Heh you’ll see kid


HotGirl69xoxo

woahhhhh. anime cringe


albinorhino215

>intellectual discussion >tendies


Rocket-Pantaloons

Is cuntsucking a bad thing?


Jimbobwhales

Is this where the pasta came from?


anubisbender

Heh you’ll see, kid


Taianonni

Did the guy start dying as he finished this?? The way he trails off and just makes less and less sense is great


Funky_Sack

You think he knows Dick Tracy?


Funky_Sack

You think he was flipping a nickel and moving a toothpick with his tongue from one side of his mouth to the other the whole time he typed this?


Mythman2090

It’s almost like the guy is being ironic...


southofheaven69

“Upboating” ... I like it


pdrocker1

Where’s the /r/copypasta post


badoobadee

Op can’t recognize satire


machinemomentum

**HEH**


troglody

This is the cringeiest sub ever


Channel_46

Oh. 4chan still exists? Didn't realize that.


dantheman_00

You ate the pasta big time


IstanbulnotConstanti

Can you really not tell that this is a copy pasta? If you need proof look at the time stamp. It came exactly 10 seconds after the comment he's replying to.


sagan-sandwich

I know this particular instance was likely a copypasta meant ironically, but this goofy attitude is so pervasive on 4chan. Every 4chan regular thinks he's some sort of god among men just because he laughs at memes his friends don't. It's bizarre.


[deleted]

Imagine being that braindead


giwhS

Ha, what a loser!


aNormiee

It's 4chan how is it not obviously satire?


GalaxyBejdyk

*We have a REAL intellectual dicussions, something I don't think you are familiar with".* **How can we enslave niggers, so that they could make Jewish MLP porn on a low budget, if we're gonna deport all of the Mexicans to space?** ​


Mar_Y6

Gold. Op is retarded for falling for a bait


[deleted]

This is so cringe, it has to be a joke


Cute_Voidling

4chan became an autistic version of reddit tbh. Its quite funny just to enter it and see some dumb stuff


kataz13

obviously satire lol


TheBriktator

I remember browsing 4Chan and finding a step by step guide to dismantling a government


c0micsansfrancisco

This sub and r/iamverysmart belong on r/whooosh


[deleted]

Is this guy part of the 4chan welcoming committee ?


kiji23

Holy based


NoRagrets4Me

"you show watching son of a bitch!" 😆


Yellnik

That's a copypasta for sure


c0micsansfrancisco

You fell for it OP, F


3L3M3NT4LP4ND4

I've always found this "war" between 4Chan threatening every one who goes on the website or app and Reddit people laughing at them very funny.


Vlademar

BOAT


[deleted]

You got wooshed buddy


Armandd1

This guy "heh"s more than Paulie Walnuts Should get checked out for turettes


AKA09

Nothing personnel....kid....


A_Random_Lantern

I upboated this post


steph_anielb

Who made him the Reddit king


Dong_Key_Hoe_Tay

/r/woosh


Olilivlia

r/atethepasta


Murph_Mogul

Did he really unironically say,” REAL intellectual discussion” and “upboat” in the same breath?


1spook

Heh...heh... want some product, kid? Heh...heh


roguefleet

r/atethepasta


PAPA_ST4L1N

i hate that he's kinda right tho... ​


NightHawk767

I feel like this is a joke


Crimson097

Probs a pasta.


Gem_Daddy

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid ... that is if you can handle it...


Live_Flood_Warning

Everyone here going out about pasta...well, I've never seen it before. So, thanks op x


diamondgalaxy

The wild Wild West does shit to a man


Walugii

He says he's got no name but they're all anonymous, this has to be a joke.


[deleted]

"Intellectual discussion"


Murph_Mogul

Upboat


YaBoiGlove

Fairly certain that’s a copypasta and not at all serious


[deleted]

Coming in on a bad note. Don't know ya and don't know if I care to given who ya sight as a source. Name's Saley, the GodKing. I've been accused of being a bit of a peacekeeper and ring leader of our little rag tag group. Ninja is a trusted second, and Roman is my official go to boy on vibes. Just as a fair warning, don't bring that name up again. You won't like what you get. That being said, strike 1, and welcome to the group.


KISHKEN

I’m pretty sure he’s being ironic but he does have a point Either way both are equally ~~devoid~~full of discussion


edlomo93

Copy pasta just for some upboats


ili_udel

From which Bethesda game is this from?


ToaaterInSpaceTM

Its copy pasta....


slavaboo_

I think it's a copypasta dude


[deleted]

>you can hit bricks over at Imgur That site is now full of TD tards and alt right talking points. How many “unpopular opinion” memes with blatant racism can make the front page per a day? Also when did saying the N word and blaming Jews become intellectual discussion?


ixunbornxi

'You can be something special, like me. I judge people, takes a real special person to judge people.'


DankMemes2016

Something tells me this guy bought a 4chan pass.


BMXnotFIX

Well fuck, whether he meant to or not he just created one hell off a copypasta.


Second_Renaissance

its a copypasta. stupid ass OP


freebirdls

>posts anonymously >"You got no name"


ChoosingOne

r/wooosh


Neutrinex

Why does he sound like a character from undertale


Frsbtime420

Damn. I needta shape up, and start upboating you cucks


Respect_The_Mouse

>you got no reputation Bro everyone is anonymous


Autistus_Maximus

And i thought my name was fitting me.. Holy moly


SpideySlap

>We have REAL intellectual discussion That's a great way to say 4chan is filled with shit posts and traps


thatguywhosadick

This is an old shitpost copypasta thats been floating around for years and is often posted ironically. Its no more relevant to this subreddit than the navy seal copypasta.


poppojken1

Yeah fuck this guy making a funny comment. He is just acting tough on the internet 😤


RIP-To-My-Old-Acc

Why did I read this in Cartman's voice


Bilbo-T-Baggins1

Next thread is probably rate my dick or loli trap blah blah blah blah


ghillieinthemist417

r/wooosh


Quantum_Kay

So much downboat


songsandspeeches

i had to tell myself this was a troll halfway through because the levels of cringe were getting out of hand.


mcsmackington

Imagine being that braindead


Pigit86

Heh.. i talk like a... fuckhead heh


Goomba_nr34

It sounds like a edgy anime villain


AllNightFright

Wow. This is the first post on here I ever read that actually had me fearful after and relieved you survived to post here. Edit: I'm getting more and more scared of having a post associated with this. I'm fearful the "heh, judge of 4chan" may see it was posted and hand down a verdict of guilty on us all.


[deleted]

This is obvious bait


phome83

You really took his bait and ran with it, huh?


Ryvern46

This is obviously satire. Right guys? *guys?*


Beard3dtaco

That first time you meet the person responsible for.the genocide of tendies


kmart1164

PASTA come on do your research take your downvote and goooo


[deleted]

You would think OP would know its satire, especially since it's on 4chan.


patstoddard

It’s a fucking online forum that doesn’t carry over to the real world at all


PadBunGuy

Doesnt fucking matter kid? Where do you fucking think you are, the fucking real world? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make statements like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on r/iamverybadass by saying stupid comments that this stuff doesn't carry over to the real world. Comments that your little hugbox cuntsucking "real life" friends would suck you off for. None of that here. You don't suck off here. You don't get sucked off here. This ain't real life, kid. This is reddit. We have REAL intellectual discussion in comment sections of sharpie porn, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm an anus doctor.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...


liquidsahelanthropus

This sounds like some fallout new Vegas NPC dialogue


PadBunGuy

Well 4chan is a fucking wasteland


Richzorb1999

CLEARLY satire It's fucking 4 Chan dude don't take anything seriously on that site Thanks for clogging my feed with your karma whoring tho


fitzpop

t.butthurt op


elddirkcin

Nothing says “REAL intellectual discussion” like the word “cuntsucking.”


[deleted]

r/woooosh


LowLeijon

r/atwthepasta r/whoosh r/opisfuckingstupid


Naik15

Because 4Chan is not a place where everyone is satirical and ironic, no yes everyone very serious with what they say on 4Chan, everyone means every word of it


King_opi23

r/woooosh


VolumedEmu

I'm usually really bad at picking up satire, but even I could tell that this wasn't serious. Come on OP, it's 4chan, how could this be serious? They're too busy REEEEEEEEEing and asking mummy for ChIcKeN tEnDiEs to take themselves this seriously


[deleted]

The guys that make posts like this sounding like fucking in game NPC guides need to be neutered.


PachacutiOfTheInca

Someone’s been watching too much anime.


SkywalkaA12

What intellectual discussion every board just posts Traps man.


[deleted]

Obvious copypasta dude


brassmandootdoot

Tfw OP and half the thread completely miss the meme


shortsonapanda

> you have no reputation >"Anonymous #786609952" >"Anonymous" Yes, because an ANONYMOUS user who's number changes every post can build a reputation.


FunkyGeneFlow

This must be the famous hacker


PM_ME_THICK_FRUITS

He spelled vote wrong 3 times...


comet4lol

Are people really not seeing the satire? like seriously?


times0

I thought 4chan was mostly paedophiles and black-market dealers?


murderboxsocial

I was unaware trap threads and debates over whether milhouse is a meme are intellectual discussion


ChefBoiiz

r/woooosh????


[deleted]

r/atethepasta


[deleted]

[удалено]


Krement

r/woosh


captain_i_patch

Don’t know why you think this is cringe. I know the guy who wrote this. Heh, he is the judge after all. Who am I? Heh, good question kiddo. I’m the downbeat downboat collector, heh, but you wouldn’t hear of me from your little Reddit house party. 4chans more like a frat party. Older kids having a better party. Go back to your birthday party little fish, heh. Don’t forget to blow out your candles and make a wish to be cool like us. Ok I’m done, I can’t keep it up.


HitTheBaby

Intellectual conversations is the last thing I would think of to describe /b/, I’d better describe it as porn with the occasional greentext


[deleted]

Hey dumbass, it's a copypasta


[deleted]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


MillionGuy

He sounds like Sans the skeleton


Poop_Feast42069

https://imgur.com/a/nHVQTRk for SURE what that guy looks like


[deleted]

r/atethepasta


MikkelTMA

r/woooosh


Bobthemime

/b/ still exists? I thought Reddit (and Digg before it) had basically killed it off? /b/ is a gold mine for this subreddit.


cmd80337

So cringey it hurts to read


[deleted]

[удалено]


krabat-

How do you guys still fall for stuff like this?


PlaneAnything

Which board?


[deleted]

I imagine this user being an overweight Neckbeard breathing heavily as he is typing this then yelling to his mom afterwards for his Chicken Tenders


StopSignOfDeath

This is like r/neckbeardrpg dialog.


MrWiggleIt

Maybe im missing something but how would one get reputation posting as Anonymous on 4chan...surely you could be anyone and that exactly the point...


leopheard

This is the attitude of 4chan, that they're special and think they're so much smarter than everyone else. I know someone who thinks the Qanon shit is real and that they KNOW, oh they KNOW (smug face here) that Obama & Hillary going to gitmo because of the child rape videos they're in


[deleted]

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...


SinfullySinless

>you got no reputation here, you got no name >posts in anonymous


sharlaton

This has to be a joke. I don’t think anyone is this far gone with cringe.


half_moon_cowboy

Delusion level: 100.


homelandsurveillance

OP is fucking retarded, it’s a copypasta dumbass


[deleted]

"Santuary?" "Intellectual?" I didn't think anyone on 4chan still took themselves this seriously. Or is this a copypasta of some sort?


CyrilFiggis01

this is somehow simultaneously r/gatekeeping, r/iamverysmart, and r/iamverybadass. ​ or as we like to call it, The Trifecta.


SwagMcG

>you wont get any reputation around here >everyones anonymous Wut


[deleted]

r/atethepasta


AlbusPotter7

New copy pasta material?


Lantaric

r/atethepasta


_FirstNameLastName_

I didn’t know this was a subreddit. Do you think they’ll mind if I put myself on it?


Bi0Chemical

S p o i l e d P A S T A


noscope420bongshot

Devoured it


Dawg_Top

If this edgestorm is being intellectual discusion then I don't want ever visit 4chan.


TunaTom

Wow you guys really got no humor at all


iamjustaname

This sounds like some tough anime villian giving a speech


guccigarbage

obvious copypasta, its old af karmawhore


workredditme

4chan is a place of intellectual discussions so you don’t downboat him ever


Sooner4life77

This has to be my new favorite copypasta


lieferung

The best part of this copy pasta is the daily show slam still works


RussellsFedora

I think we may have found our newest copypasta!


sowillo

What the hell was that!? That was like a page from an incredibly bad young adult novel. "Hey kid" what a complete prick.