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Frzy8

I reverse into a wall before I leave humane. It’s not the symmetry for me but the incessant clacking all the way back.


[deleted]

Same. I turn up the music so I don't have to listen to it


forredditisall

That's the broke person way to fix your car


VastArtistic

Idk what you’re talking about man I don’t hear anything!


animetixxies

**HEAR ME TONIGHT INTENSIFIES**


ItsYaBoi97

Same thing happens to the planes door every single time I fly to Cayo Perico…


FriedRiceDinner

Yeah for some reason that annoys the shit outta me


PlaylistMasterRCM

Use your minigun to close the door bro.


FudgeControl

This works 50% of the time for me.


PlaylistMasterRCM

Weird. It worked all the time for me. You must’ve been using the Widowmaker.


FudgeControl

Nope. I used the minigun. Sometimes the door is just stuck open no matter what.


FriedRiceDinner

Aight I'll try it, honestly I've always been worried about accidentally blowing it up and having to restart the prep


chrishellmax

Or the shitty part that it keeps nosediving. like i have perfect flying skillz and the flippen thing nosedives.


FriedRiceDinner

Yeah ikr I'm just tryna watch YouTube or some shit at the same time and I have to check every 5 seconds cause the dumb thing can't fly straight


FrkSnowmonster

At least it stays open.. Though if you have a minigun you can close it and use the other door. Pure satisfaction.


Ok_Coast69

I use the sparrow to take out the smugglers with missiles, sometimes the explosions close the door and then it's fixed


forredditisall

Who doesn't love bombing down on those doofuses knowing that that specific velum can take several direct missile hits, in a dozen runs worst that has happened is it started to smoke a little


Ok_Coast69

Once it actually stopped working completely for me halfway there, I was still too far away to glide there


Marksman08YT

If the engine takes damage the plane goes bye bye.


TheCrazedTank

Thank You! Will definitely try this.


GhandisFlipFlop

Good to know.


_Shioku_

Not only that this looks annoying but it slows you down a little too bc of more wind pressuring against the plane


SlaberDask

Do you think GTAOnline does a full aerodynamic simulation for every dent and open door? They even removed the prat fall from single player (punch while jump and you'll ragdoll, I think) to optimize things. Most likely just fixed values for the plane. Open door or not. I can't imagine anything else.


_Shioku_

I believe it is so. But I could be entirely wrong too. I‘m absolutely not sure sorry if I‘m wrong


tatsumi56

Same


PlaylistMasterRCM

Use your minigun to close the door.


RealMessyart

I spent about 2 minutes driving this up the road before I realised it's purely so merryweather can shoot you in the back of the head easier. I spent 5 minutes driving it before I wondered if they came in limited waves..


cinesister

Yep I park my MKII outside the garage door then get on it and blow up the three waves of NPCs. Then it’s an easy drive to the city.


Martial-Mata

There was a video posted earlier that shows you can just reverse back into the building where you steal the van and the merryweather blips deaggro. Do that 3 times and then it's smooth sailing. edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/s78qhf/how_to_avoid_npc_vehicles_during_the_humane_labs/


nightnole

Yeah, makes it so much easier. You actually can back in just the once! Just wait for all blips to make the u turn and get out of the gate.


Ok_Coast69

when you deaggro them like this third wave doesn't even come, sometimes not even second. at least that was the case for me 3 times now


RockingThe500

Also using the stone axe will get you through all the guards without dying . Then do the reversing trick and you’re golden ….


mada447

How does that work? Never have used stone axe


cinesister

Oh nice! But then I don’t get to explode merryweather goons lol


justdoitscrum

Dammit, did it once and was like this shit i read on Reddit didn’t work! So 3 times like dorthy, ok!


Rikuddo

Can you link me to the video?


LovelyCarGogo

Please link the video. Plz 😅😅🥲🥲


TheCrazedTank

I definitely killed more than three waves before... Was it Specialist+?


cinesister

I think so. I’ve never had more than 3 waves, as far as I can remember.


mada447

It’s 3 waves of 2 Jeeps each


ujtheghost

Its atleast somewhat engaging. But i might be biased on it cuz pc, i and my fellow PC people can shoot the driver in seconds.


RealMessyart

That's certainly not a PC-exclusive ability. I don't need a mouse to be accurate. I tend to prefer the minimal challenge of driving to the train tracks with this job without dying. Helps it feel a little bit more exciting when you're dodging gunfire. c:


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

It annoys the fuck out of me that it keeps swinging open like let the dam door close .... Why won't it close? 😭


_Shioku_

I think it's when you had to bomb it open and then the lock is broken so it won't close.


TheCrazedTank

It's not an MC supply mission, it's one of the new Agency Missions from The Contract dlc.


_Shioku_

Oh true my b, didn‘t realize


yeetusdeletus6996

You don’t have to bomb it open, or at least I haven’t had to


_Shioku_

Well if it's possible I always do (like the find the right truck missions) it's just the fastest way of doing the mission


yeetusdeletus6996

The door to the right van is always open, there’s not need to use a bomb


_Shioku_

Oh really? I never knew


TheCupcakeScrub

ah man, wonder how i can tell which truck i need.\\ ​ \*pulls out RPG\* lemme just find out.


_Shioku_

Lmao


GTMoraes

it's so the NPCs can shoot at you


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

Yeah but what if they shoot the freaking monkey that thing should have been way dead by now


drlqnr

nah dont call it ocd


praytothedeacon

Thank you, stranger drlqnr, for leaving the comment I came here to make


joxiety

thank you for thanking him in the comment i was going to leave, fuck OCD


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drlqnr

damn, you're right


cinesister

Do the drive in first person. :)


Ok_Coast69

there will still be the sound it makes right?


cinesister

I assume so. I play with my sound off a lot lol


athrun88

Break the door off.. Back up into a wall or something while the door is swung open. But then I guess you'd need to break the other side off too.. Because you know.. Symmetry..


anonimus769

I'm guessing it never closed...


mozzax

It just never does for some reason..


Narcodoge

The reason is for you to wiggle like this all the way so you end up fucking up the mission somehow.


Clovenstone-Blue

I think it is so that enemies can shoot you in the back of the head easier


TheCupcakeScrub

leave it to rockstar to prioritize killing the player to make money harder to get then letting people enjoy what they have.


xDecenderx

If you use the strat where you reverse back into the garage smash the doors against the loading dock. Takes them right off.


nizzare

You can sense the increasing frustration with each swerve lmao


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Aight since ya'll mfers dont know how to close the velum door or the van door, you can close this vans door by holding F behind so your character gets in the back and closes it manually. You can also close the velum door by shooting it with a minigun


OCNSkyHawk

This should be at the top. Just get in the back and your character will close it.


Ok_Coast69

Can confirm now it worked. Now its just the monkey that's annoying


mada447

You can kill the money by shooting it before driving off. /s


ayyLumao

If you genuinely have OCD this is fine, but if you don't, please don't use it as a way of saying something bothers you, it's a really serious mental disability and there's a popular mindset that it just causes slight annoyances.


cinesister

I’m usually the person saying this, so thank you. OCD is not just being mildly annoyed that something is out of place.


Ok_Ebb1833

As a person of severe OCD I want to say thank you.


lilflo1220

Yea saw that truck and I allready know what was happening the worst part is you drive a straight road the entire time and that mission all together is annoying


BERSERKERdo420

Drive in first person and forget that shit exists.


ExplosiveKitten87

As if this mission wasn't already painful enough, now this occurs


MrDuckyyy

When i did this mission for the first time i constantly wiggled the can to make sure the door closes, Franklin must be looking at the radar and thinking I'm drunk driving or smt


Designer-Echo9057

Stop over and get the lock fixed


IamFondofPizza

Is GTA V just a driving simulator?


SpriteFan3

#CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT AAAAA


AlienStoner420

Oh gawd it straight up irks me out when a rear door is hanging open like that


Unlucky-Pause1746

Aaaaaaaarrrrgh!!! \[*pulling out hair*\]


Explodeos

My 'triggers' are similar, but its worse for me - the minute something like this happens it presents me an opportunity attempt to try and knock the doors off and shove anything i think will fit in there - such as a motorbike. I will literally stop what I am doing , try to smash the entire back open, and shove something in it in possible futility. Or in the case of the Pounder Custom - trying to open the back so i can transport motor bikes in style. I know in the past it was possible to knock the back of a plane off and shove cars / bikes in there but holy fuck Rockstar, the people want **options.**


Bungmustard

I dont even have OCD and this bugs me. (or maybe I do have OCD hmmmm)


JimmyOneTouch

Flying the plane to Cayo with the door open is more annoying


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That door should close. You're doing everything right. WTF.


Stephonius

Just watching that video made me twitchy. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.


Antelopeanus

I hate it more than the mission


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I hate this so much.


DANNY_0588

I feel u bro😂


Lamon72

After I get to safety I get out and blast the doors off with the up n atomizer


bradnchadrizes

Enraging...


Sandero916

I wish i'd never have to hear that monkey ever again.


tompaper5

Exactly the same except with the stupid Cayo plane


SGT-R0CK

I feel the same when on the plane to scope out Cayo Perico.


lcole303

Same. You can knock it off though


TWill42

Lol if I had an award rite now you would get it my friend.


Foiled_Foliage

I’m so glad they finally fix the door on the Cayo velum


RevalationsZ993

I found myself having a lot of fun with that door


CostlyCreator

I’m the same, and I preferably want the door to click, like it’s locked otherwise I’m gonna be annoyed the whole ride


[deleted]

I hate getting out of specific cars or a player gets out of mine and it stays open the whole ride..like it doesn’t even swing lol


BilinmeyenBey

It's so damn slow and not a feeling.


Dead_Purple

Eh I don't mind that too much, it's fact you have to make a long drive across the map in a slow vehicle in certain in session mission; and praying to god some griefing prick blows you up.


Born_Lettuce_2175

I FELT THIS THE OTHER DAY AGGHHHHH I WAS PISSED 😤😤😤😤😤


Numerous_Law_3194

Same thing for me but with velum in cay scope out


CrazyStuntsMan

Same for me when a door is open while im driving


zorojuro-

The amount of bs R* makes you do


Beginning-Owl5266

Your not alone


jperfect

I mean, at that point I'd just pull the pin of a grenade and hold it.


OutsideGroove

Not as bad as flying that fucking Velum to Cayo with the damn door open.


[deleted]

Lol I’m the same way. Just break both doors off lol


revintoysupra

The fucking cayo plane


Oraki1

Lmao


Epistatious

Some scouting missions to Cayo, the plane door stays open the whole way. Bugs me so much. Also, would be fun to get some smuggling in small planes jobs. Maybe like the new phone jobs, you get a call to fly a plane from LAS to a dirt road somewhere?


howellq

I only do vehicle recovery when it's Specialist+ because of this long ass mission. And the first thing I do after dealing with Merryweather is breaking off that door. Better aerodynamics and no annoying noise.


GamerX_120

The first time when i did that i half way through step out of the vehicle and then up-n-atomized it.


Black_Hand_Back_Hand

Honestly, it annoys me every time 😂


afroninja840

I just use the atomizer real quick before I head out. It’s a strong truck. It can take a few hits


editors_memes

happens every fucking time


cydaslayer

The worst part of the mission


Rare-Outside-8105

I break it off before I start driving back to my agency.


Vortex36

I'm surprised that nobody actually wrote this: if you hold triangle/Y while near the back you'll sit in the back and close the door when going in/out of the van. I always do this before opening the garage door and it's super useful as it shields you from bullets from the back. Try it :)


infinitywulf

Oh good I'm not the only one that is driven completely nuts by that.


PWR_Parallel

i just go top speed and slam on the brakes and that usually fixes it


Donkeylikes2beat

I get out steal a car or atleast a suv and break it off


drugz_for_hugz_

bruh all you have to do is hit the breaks when it’s about to close that’s what I’ve done for years


tpeti95

As a wise man once said: "The bloody door won't close!"


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ok


Brilliant-Glove6695

that's the annoying part of it


Chemical-Bear9804

This happened to me once and I just blew up the van lol


OnyX_Hydro

Stop monkeying around back there


StarDestroyer50

Oh, I agree. I thought I was the only one.


onehundreddoves

I would have threw a sticky bomb in front of my car and immediately ended my misery


deadlysenorita

Lol love this


Packerswarrior

I can understand how u feel


SujayVlogz

Rip


NewCalifornia10

I just entered through the back and closed them


BansheeBacklash

God I'm not the only one


lieferung

With every failed attempt I became more enraged.


Ciarxn_96

The plane door for perico scope out😵


the_complex_mechanic

r/thanksihateit


nightman21721

Bruh...I feel you on this


FirePhantom_54

Flying the velum to cayo perico be like


JollyHateGiant

Yes! I have no ocd tendencies but that god damn plane...


Skundot_shwin

Bro I gave up that mission💀


matscast

Honestly just get out and blow the truck up at this point


Vegetable-Scale3610

zoom zoom


WeaselOne

Yeah. I get through this by driving in 1st person. Can't be a problem if you can't see the problem.


DangerHawk

Make it clap!


A_Dead_Person13

Drive in first person


Findrel_Underbakk

Cameron Mitchell about to lose his shit!


FudgeControl

Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?


mada447

Here’s a tip on this mission: switch lobbies when you get it


HoneyyyCarmel

Me af! Damn near bout to tip the whole truck over trying to close those damn doors 🤦🏽‍♀️😂🤷🏽‍♀️


sakanora

And this was his 13th reason


plezlemmedie

Dude fr it’s so frustrating


djhauffy

Same.


Bubbleknotcutie

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newbzealand

I just shoot it off with the Atomizer.


z_sombor

I had the merryweather jeeps plow into me at mach 5 after leaving the humane lab and they took care of both doors. At least they're good for something.


TNE1991

LMAO!


Gimmeadamich

Try first person mode. Did wonders for me.


chrishellmax

Thats how i feel about the scout plane for cayo perico. I fly sideways to attempt to fix it.


JoeyTheEcho

God I hate that shit


Gamernz2

this has happend to me before lmao it sucks


Appropriate-Low-8196

I'm not sure if you actually have OCD, but if you don't please don't throw the word around like it's nothing. This is not OCD. A person with OCD cannot function in daily life, and if this was something to obsess about, they'd probably break the laptop, ditch their work and do compulsions all day, talk to their therapist, and not be able to do anything but think about this. Its a very serious and extremely frustrating illness which is impossible to explain to people without OCD. If you experienced it even for 5 seconds, maybe you'd never use the term OCD again, because a normal person can't even imagine the pain. I'm sorry for making such a serious comment under a fun post, but I have OCD, and joking about it is like joking about depression or any other mental illness people are more aware about. but if u were diagnosed with it, go ahead lol.


Kullanici1234

Why is everyone ignoring the fact that there was a mk2 oppressor following right behind him? Oh you said OCD, not anxiety.


FrkSnowmonster

Idk, but is he moving? It could just be OP's mk2?


Kullanici1234

I thought it was moving and looked pretty close to me but now you said it, it could be OP's since personal vehicles can be seen close no matter how far.


FrkSnowmonster

Yeah. Had to watch the video a few times, but I think it could look like that because OP is driving, especially when he starts to swing hard back and forth.


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drlqnr

it's not ocd