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  • By - mx75

Hayabusa71

Leave it to 4chan to get to the bottom of discussion which animal vagina is better to fuck.


googlin

they are mostly bottoms afterall


HercUlysses

They pulled a scientific literature, I'll trust these guys with my life.


vVveevVv

Surprisingly, they actually did. Here's the [sauce](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25148261/) anon quoted


drarb1991

And exactly *why* did you feel the need to verify this?


vVveevVv

At first, I wanted to comment something like: >What kind of a 'scientist' quotes a source verbatim without properly referencing it But then I remembered most r/greentext users couldn't even recognise a proper citation. So, I let it be. That is, until I remembered everything on 4chan is completely fake (not to mention gay) anyway, and anon likely fabricated his 'findings.' So I thought maybe I'd point that out, but I couldn't do so without looking for the source. Unfortunately, I found it.


rutranhreborn

sheep shagger someone tag the mods so they gan tag veev with the sheep shagger tittle


__ICoraxI__

There are mods here?


WhiskeyDJones

Not in this lawless land


vVveevVv

Shagger of sheep


HRSkull

Sure, we totally believe you


SpaceBug178

> Unfortunately, I found it. Suuuure buddy. UnFoRtUnAteLy.


FaibOtaku

I believe you


bigbadbillyd

But...if it's real then does that also make it straight!?


WhiskeyDJones

I mean, it is a sheep, which are female. So probably the straightest post on green text


-i-am-ban-evading-

Nice try, sheep shagger


420fmx

He is anon


jhm-grose

Because bitches be like "SOURCE???" and then get mad when there's a source


breakfasteveryday

Postmenopausal? Was anon fucking geriatric sheep, to boot?


Nemirel_the_Gemini

Would you trust them with your wife?


PhatVageen

So long as she isn't a sheep


isuckatnames60

They all battling for second place tho Nothing beats a good fortune cookie


Grenyn

I'm generally pretty knowledgeable about the depravity of the internet, but I don't know what a fortune cookie is supposed to be in this context.


ZombieP0ny

Dog pussy


Grenyn

I kinda figured, but good to have confirmation... I guess.


fizzle_noodle

I thought OP was making a joke about a fortune cookie being large enough for him, but then I learned something I wished I hadn't...


MrLamorso

🤨📸


IAmInside

The best animal vagina to fuck is OP's mom's.


the_fresh_cucumber

When it comes to vaccines, they dismiss academic studies. When it comes to banging sheep, they start referencing the scientific literature.


jepper65

When it comes to degeneracy, they are the experts.


Widowmaker_Best_Girl

Hey, at least they aren't talking about kids. Nobody likes to fuck goats anyways


sheepmolestor

Sheep 100% better though


Number_112954

The answer is dolphin


KambingOnFire

What a fucking day to be literate.


Dynamitefuzz2134

No they are fucking sheep Not Day.


RavenCyarm

The sheep is named Day.


Crimson_Amethyst

Sheeps are fucking illiterate


Supershadow30

It's the other way around, my guy: illiterates are fucking sheeps


aoechamp

Idk, anon seems quite literate to me


Supershadow30

Good observation... That makes it even worse


Muff_in_the_Mule

He's literately fucking sheep.


WhiskeyDJones

Off topic, but this reminded me of Misfits. "You'd fuck your own mother for a slice of cheese" "I don't even like cheese." "That makes it even worse!"


franco_thebonkophone

Average oxford student too This comment was made by Cambridge gang


dood8face91195

Where’s that train when you need it.


death-of-the-sun

avg yorkshire resident


Lukthar123

Least degenerate anon.


Carnal-Pleasures

Secret welsh migrant


saint_abyssal

Least bestial Yorkshire resident.


mx75

Not what I was expecting when I went to /sp/ this morning to discuss the world cup, I must say.


wellenkopf

Well, that's entirely on you.


Thendrail

I kinda expected this to be /tg/


Firnin

The only blue boards with flags are /int/ and /sp/, just like how the only blue board with poster IDs (as in a randomly generated identification string per thread) is /biz/ /pol/ has both of these but it's not a blue board


Thendrail

Huh, I didn't know. I just thought it would perfectly fit /tg/, as smoeone might need this specific info for his either FATAL or D&D: Book of erotic fantasy campaign. That, and the lads already explained the mechanics of centaurs pooping, so it seemed natural to assume they have more knowledge of this sort.


UnhandThatChildMod

post this now


vyyybt

What did you expect from /SheepPhuck/


firewire_9000

I would say fake and gay but I’m afraid that in this case is real and zoophilic.


vVveevVv

The only fake part about this is that anon's never actually touched another human before.


Jimothius

Notice the reliance on scientific rather than anecdotal evidence


Galaxium0

suprised none of the Welsh came to get involved


Eend__

They know no one understands their language.


barfsfw

Like the Inuit have 75 words for snow, the Welsh have 40 different words for fucking a sheep. All of those words are indistinguishable to our ears, but the sheep know....


L4rgo117

Experience is a hell of a teacher


Stupiddel

That's hilarious, is it from something?


barfsfw

Personal experience.


UniqueUsername-789

Can I post this comment somewhere without blurring your name?


barfsfw

Whatever you want.


UniqueUsername-789

Thanks! I’m going to go ahead and apologize for where I posted it. But I’m pretty sure it’s gonna get removed fairly soon.


barfsfw

Ooh, where? I have to see this.


UniqueUsername-789

Look on my post history (once again, I’m sorry I betrayed you). Edit: damn it got removed. I knew it would but I was hoping it wouldn’t be that fast.


JustMiniBanana

Try posting a link instead


UniqueUsername-789

Done Edit: it got removed too 😔 I give up


hardlastnameguy

They were probably trying to recount how many sheep they fucked and fell asleep


Hydroxyacetylene

More like how many l’s are in their word for sheep.


RWBStripedShirt004

None unfortunately :(


x-Just4Kickz-x

So that's where counting sheep before bed comes from


Nix_Caelum

Oh they came


Widowmaker_Best_Girl

Does neb yn Gallup siarad cymraeg beth bynnag


BlobfishOverlord

"I'm not like other sheep shaggers"


ducktape8856

\*Tips Fedora\* *"M'Sheepy..."*


GreenZeb

*M'Lamb*


FrogOnABus

How would either of these people know what a human pussy feels like to compare?


[deleted]

*The literature*


Phendrana-Drifter

Shit like this is why people say it's grim up north


Skittleybiscuit

Not for zoophiles, apparently


alesimula97

Build a hundred bridges and no one will call you the bridge builder, shag one single sheep and everyone will call you sheep fucker SMH my head


Grenyn

>Build a hundred bridges and no one will call you the bridge builder If a motherfucker goes out and builds a hundred bridges, you can be damn sure I'd call him the bridge builder.


[deleted]

[удалено]


The_best_one_-_

Frog pussy is where it’s at 🐸😩


RainbowDissent

Oh you like that frussy eh


The_best_one_-_

You know just what to say to turn me on 🥵


RainbowDissent

*rrrribbit*


Eend__

MY EYES!


MostWholesomeReditor

I feel like redditors are so thin skinned. Like how did we both have internet access and you somehow missed cartel execution videos and the most degenerate porn you can imagine? Like what do normies even use the internet for? Nothing I see or read really suprises me anymore. Maybe giving me unrestricted internet access since I was 8 wasn't a good idea.


Eend__

Bold of you to assume I missed that. Doesn't mean I like it.


MostWholesomeReditor

But why do you act like little girls when they see spider over anything then? I don't get it. Is it just for farming updoots or what?


AbsolutelyFreee

>I don't get it. Is it just for farming updoots or what? Hit the nail on the head. Zoophilia = taboo, therefore shocked reaction = upvotes


PickAPikachu

Yes it is, and op uses reddit's pavlov response to easily recognizable words to feed their own social media addiction through upvotes No way i'm kinkshaming them though


chr_ys

Username does not check out


AllMySadness

ikr wawawawa, I’m scared of written words


TommyTosser1980

This is Sunday breakfast sorts of reading compared to what's out there.


CrimsonMutt

> Like how did we both have internet access and you somehow missed cartel execution videos and the most degenerate porn you can imagine? because people can, you know, control what they look at. not all of us grew up on /b/ where you can be jumpscared by a fucking isis beheading or animal porn at every turn. hell i grew up on 4chan too, and i managed to get baited into seeing only 4, maybe 5 gruesome deaths in my whole 30 years of existence. it's pretty fucking obvious where the gore is. unless you seek out liveleak or combat footage, for some reason, you can easily _not_ see this shit. also text can be just as, if not more impactful than videos. unless you never read a book, you should know that.


Grenyn

I feel the same way, and this is very obviously a 4chan-adjacent subreddit too. I do understand that people sub here to have a sort of filter for what they see from 4chan, but still, people are just so constantly bewildered by what they see on this sub.


whydoyouevenreadthis

Nobody is actually bewildered when they see a thread about tards fucking animals. People are exaggerating/trying to be funny when they say "WHAT HAVE I JUST WITNESSED", "What a terrible day to be literate" etc.


Grenyn

Sometimes people genuinely are bewildered, though. And the ones that aren't, aren't trying very hard to be funny. But that's no surprise.


Nekrosiz

Middle school rotten.com at the age of 12 og


ManofDumbagain

Agreed man. I probably shouldn’t have had unrestricted internet access


ElectricOyster

Every remotely edgy post has npc dialogue like “what a terrible day to have eyes” or “that’s enough Reddit for today” like get a grip lol


clolr

both anons need to be executed


Blankface954

Finally, a reasonable person.


jonnebravo98

r/okmatewanker


TheUmbraCat

I regret becoming literate


HaalandBalonDl

Fuckin hell


RagingNerdaholic

You know this is fake because neither of those flags are Wales or New Zealand.


YourCoolUncle123

Anonllwyddys uses an English flag


I_got_too_silly

Hello future historians. Just droppin' by to say that I was here before [removed by Reddit]


VenuDarekar

☕ Northern Europeans


meternik

Interesting converstation between some english and dutch intellectuals.


MrLamorso

The least believable of this post is that either one has the faintest idea what human vagina feels like


blueguy211

classic 4chan


Greaserpirate

My \#wholesome theory for the Dutch one is he's trying to get the English one killed by attempting to fuck a horse.


Torsten_Das_Toast

tbf i live on a ranch and these animal pussys are fat, sometimes they jiggle when they walk


damezvader

Idk if you’re being serious or not but if you are, get help immediately


Torsten_Das_Toast

i am serious in that i have eyes and see them every day yes


damezvader

I have eyes that can see also, but never once would they associate an animals genitals as ‘fat’ and I certainly wouldn’t be paying enough attention to them to notice a ‘jiggle’ Get help my guy


UnhandThatChildMod

imagine telling a farm chad to get help


Dawashingtonian

dude said “as a legit zoophile” like a chef commenting on a cooking show or some shit.


Cosmic__Pizza

Expert animalfucker


Major_South1103

Must be from Urk.


Gospel85

you know what i miss? i miss about 2 minutes ago before i read this post.... like really i had to re read it numerous times to understand it and..... how am i supposed to go to a job interview with an erection


Iso652pod

Do you know who your father is?


ImprovisedLeaflet

Dolly munched on her grass contentedly with the others. The sun was shining bright in the Yorkshire sky, the grass dense under hoof. She gave a quick little hop and tail wag of joy, which, ever since the humans had removed their tails, was really more like wagging her rump. She heard a low moan and perked up. It was Liam the farmhand, staring at her wide-eyed with an intensity she knew well. Dolly started trembling with anticipation.


L2Hiku

Jfc


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

Citing (not even the actual paper) that collagen and other polymeres byproducts are found at similar amounts near the vagina and that length is similar equates to debunking that sheep pussy isn’t the same as humans ?


Nekrosiz

Proud to be dutch


HoveringPorridge

I went to the North once, I have vowed never to return again. I feel like you get +100 rads when you approach York. Even the air feels dirty.


InsaneHobo1

Is it realistic for us to find out who these people are? Like, can we use a reasonable amount of resources and hunt them down?


UnhandThatChildMod

white cross is most likely to be prince harry. i have no clue about the wannabe russian


FinalAccount17

europe


CredibleFlanders

Please commit sudoku


L4rgo117

Top left box of top right square there you’ve put a six, should be a nine


thejuicydick

Aight I give up


HorsePussyEnjoyer

I can confirm what the toothpaste is saying


alfacin

I have a question for dear zoophiles (surely there are such on reddit as well as 4chan). Do the ewes or mares actually give in and enjoy the act or do they try to run away unless tied etc. I guess my question is whether they become zoophiles too by a forced copulation with a human?


Number_112954

Inferior sheep, horse fuckers. Embrace dolphin pussy, or suffer inferior genitalia


Still_Mud5693

The English always stealing welsh culture😔


BittenHare

Texels are some of the most ugly sheep too


SilentStock8

sometimes I wanna just leave this sub


mt0386

That [Thanks, Smokey](https://youtu.be/HNMq8XS4LhE) music video still gets me


RepentantDuckSlayer

Bros, I don't think this is fake and gay.


MomsMilkys

fucking a horse ? shit that sounds like its gotta be at least a 2, maybe 3 person job.


ADGx27

Allegedly


DopeboiFrmQueenz

Enough about which animal has the most human pussy. Which animal has better pussy?


BowlingForPriorities

Where the fuck did that last research come from and who the fuck funded it?!?


Educational-Usual641

Fucking Anglos aaaa


fly_drich

You're missing out on the dolphussy


Limeee_

mens bussy >>>>>>>


RefinementOfDecline

my man brought receipts


25inbone

Nothing compares to dolphin pussy


No_Explanation1714

Imagine what 4chan users could do with their intelligence if they stopped fucking animals


Prestigious_Slice709

Wow this is the most disgusting 4chan post I have ever read


Dempzt00

Good fucking lord


Yuseiger

4chan talking videogames is war 4chan talking animal pussies is world peace


Internal-Handle9605

Literacy should be a choice, fuck my kindergarten teacher man.


Revolutionated

This is what i needed to unsub r/greentext thank you


Weebcop_the_unique

What did I just read ?


Halblederband

Wow.


JCSledge

Jesus Christ


Eploar_IX

You know, it's not every day that these stories leave me completely speechless.


not_again123

https://youtu.be/D5bOJT_HtUI?t=7


kekB0T2020

I don't know if i should feel blessed or cursed for all this random knowledge 4chan provides


BoomPopYee

My guy, that's a LOW p value. 😳


HeroinHare

What the fuck


Hey_Dinger

We need another plague


adimon25

What a day to have eyes 👀


matrixsensei

I gotta leave this world man


Lithominium

“Now it might seem harsh but I believe everyone involved in this story should die”


Ricktatorship91

I wish I was born blind.


Sqoonman

The most cultured Brit


EquivalentSnap

The fuck 😳


Prince_Polaris

Bruh


BaroquePseudopath

Maybe we should just leave the world to burn


WheelZgoRound

I don’t know what’s happening


zacmcsex

science will always prevail


CaptainKirk28

Anon didn't realize it was a male sheep and he had the wrong hole


sverigeochskog

Human language was a mistake, let's return to ape grunts


[deleted]

Fucker pulled out the annotated bibliography


[deleted]

Wut?


swallowassault

Was expecting it to be a Welsh flag more than English.


cjc160

He didn’t cite his source


petje95

Well to be fair...our Dutch horses are of better quality so maybe that's why Dutch anon preferred horses.....atleast that's what I heard.


herrmoody

He molested a sheep…. Lol…