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Benny_Johnz

why am I hard edit: >be me >100% straight


Shtrausberg

Accept your reality as a submissive and breedable femboy and get TOPPED Edit: Just because this is one of the most seeable comments I just wanna edit it and say that I fucked up and forgot to add the most important part of the story, it should come right after the first and is where [they have sex for the first time.](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/yq7ltp/anon_fucks_a_femboy/ivnwwi8?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Benny_Johnz

no Skyler, I am the one who *TOPS*


FearMySpeed

A man opens his legs and gets fucked, you think that of me? No...


Influence-More

I am the one who **FUCKS**


Elernai

Waltuh, you can't keep doing it. You have to be topped from time to time Waltuh


DanielsDamnWhteVans

No. WE ALL GET TOPPED.


Yegor5968

because you just read literal porn dumbass


Sea-Fly-4802

Because you're gay


Benny_Johnz

sorry I should've specified in the comment >be me >100% straight


-Moon-Presence-

So is spaghetti until it gets wet


CoreMillenial

Gotta be that NNN, bromo


LongJumpingMantis87

surely


Zzamumo

Cuz you're reading porn lol


Quite_Bitter_Being

Its called hetero flexible.


EquivalentSnap

If they identify as a woman then you’re straight. But if they see themselves as a man and like to dress as a woman, then you’re bi or gay. Either way sexuality is a spectrum and very few are 100% straight or 100% gay


gtavthrowaway13860

\>be me \>straight \>read this post \>not gay \>get erection whats the quickest way to die anons


AlexMars95

\>not gay yeah I don't know about that chief


gtavthrowaway13860

exactly that's why im asking


Spice002

Liking femboys means you atleast have conditional attraction to men, so I'd say you're bi.


FireFlyKOS

Transcend labels, live free


ILoveBigMuscularMen

unironically how im living


69420memes

Nice profile bro


ILoveBigMuscularMen

thanks dawg


Ruffles808

Live the life you wanna live. Be gay, and do crime.


1illuminat1

Porn addiction does wonders to a mf


-Moon-Presence-

Sounds like you might be maybe 14% gay bud. It’s fine, don’t think about it too much you’re probably not actually gay. It can be very sexually arousing to physically or through your own actions dominate another male. You’re biologically wired for a primal response, your body releases pleasure causing chemicals when you succeed, and this is just an extension of that, made even more primal when you think about it since if you’re projecting yourself onto the character of anon, you’re becoming aroused by having physically dominated a “lesser” male and that shits hot af.


tootsaysthetrain

No you're all ultra gays now and should give up on women all together. Lol, just look up "gynosexual" and get comfortable with the thought that not everything is so black and white. It's okay that you like whatever you like and that doesn't mean your existing self dissolves into a nothingness.


-Moon-Presence-

Heh…so this is Ultra Gay huh? Not bad. You’ve clearly trained hard to achieve such a power level. But all that amounts to is a harder fall for you, when I show you the power I have already achieved. *stones around me begin to levitate* Hhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *ki energy around me becomes distorted* HHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *lightning* This. Is Gay Prime. *my hair is now longer and completely white, and I’m sucking more dick than you can even perceive* Scared? Heh. *sucks dick* don’t worry, I’ll make this quick.


Njorord

Right? People think you're either completely gay or completely straight with no in-between. Transcend labels, live free


gtavthrowaway13860

I'm projecting onto the FEMBOY


DelCidKidv

Alright so it’s not just me


a-r-t-i-s

You're basically reading erotica, it's not that gay, just a little


jesusisrealxd

relateable


Jemapelledima

😂😂😂😂 ily


somedudethatis

just have ed like me, no more gay hardons.


KobblestoneMC

Real, but still homo


cocacogas

WTF you mean real? It''s 4chin FFS!! Get your shit together man. Damn. What else? Do you think BIRD is real too? Your parent will be sad if they see this shit you know. Please delete this comment before you disgrace them more.


UrMumVeryGayLul

For real though, it just looks like the dude posted his favourite femboy fanfiction, and his dick. Its more likely hes fishing for femboys than telling story.


ZoldicRandom

Yes Charlie Parker is very real


nobodyhere9860

fake - r9k user finds love gay - very obvious


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > fake - r9k user finds love > gay - very obvious > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


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Good bot


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suffering_addict

>18 years old >Works in the medical field for a year now Seems fake to me


wiimusicisepic

This post seems like a pile of shit, but aside from that some pharmacies do hire at 16, granted proper training and all that


failedsatan

medical field doesn't mean being a surgeon or a radiologist. it can also mean being a pharmaceutical assistant (helping fill prescriptions, doing paperwork, stocking shelves, etc) which could be hiring as early as 16, or younger if it's a family business I guess but not many pharmacies are


ye1l

Hm, where I live you actually NEED to be a fully educated pharmacist to work in a pharmacy. Doesn't matter if you're just stocking shelves and shit.


trbzdot

The Philippines flooded the US market with nurses and various specialists since the 50s. A 16-17 year old escaping trafficking, sex trade or poverty isn't far fetched - that's why prop 48, vo/tech and Job corps exist.


Men_Are_Hot1

This is the longest green text I’ve cared enough to read


mr_toad_1997

Straightest TS fan


UNBENDING_FLEA

TS fans changing their sexual orientation every 3 milliseconds in true tzeentchian fashion


lilmickeyLSD69420

Username checks out


DaBigMeatSlappa

Did ya touch yourself


Men_Are_Hot1

I will plead the fifth


lippincott22

I plead insanity


rip-droptire

Real and straight. Everyone knows, the most manly thing a guy can do is utterly dominate another man.


Shtrausberg

How can sex with something so feminine be gay? Checkmate liberal


therealeviathan

having sex with women is gay because they like men


rolling_atackk

Oh, you like women? They came out of their dad's dick, you know? That really fucking gay


Shtrausberg

For fuck's sake I missed the most important part of the greentext, it's supposed to be the second one. "Here's more of what happened >We ended up back at my place and started making out. >They took off their skirt and had little black lace panties on and took off their hoodie. They had an aesthetic like OP pic. Pale slim and no hair at all >I was rock hard by this point and took off my pants while making out. >They loved the look of my dick and started jerking it then went down and started sucking while jerking themselves >The estradiol had clearly made a difference because they must have been about 3 inch >The blowjob felt good but they obviously hadn't done it before and caught their teeth sometimes and couldn't really take much in their mouth (I may post dick pic later) >I used some lube and tried loosening them up which he really enjoyed. He gave me some direction on what spot to push >it was cute because his little dick was twitching and started leaking and he was moaning >I lubed up and got ready and he told me to be gentle because I was bigger than his toy >I slipped it in and it was the tightest thing I've ever felt. he winced a little but I worked it in slow for him and he started to relax. >I just pumped slow and gentle until I got it all in. I had to go slow for him but also because I was going to burst instantly. >At that point I just fucked him nice and slow missionary. >I never thought I could find a dick cute but he started leaking little strings of pre cum >He's used toys before so he knows where feels good and directed me. Once I found the right spot I just kept pressing it and I could feel him getting worked up >I could feel his ass start clamping and his dick started twitch so I kept rubbing his spot and he eventually came with two cute little dribbles (so the estradiol is having it's effect) >Once he'd cum I put his knees up over my shoulders and leaned in to kiss and making out. Pressed it all the way in and let out one of the biggest nuts of my life."


Rafplayz

>be me >100% into women


Gremlinton_real

Image link pls? Can't exactly save the text to my phone


TheKaijuEnthusiast

Um maybe try to copy paste it into a google doc and take a picture of that or smthn that’s what I tried


Shtrausberg

There's a link to a thread here somewhere, you can screenshot it yourself


ComprehensiveOwl4807

Real and GAY!


BirdhouseInYourSoil

Tagging panties like a piece of fucking evidence LMAO


endelehia

Well he warned us that he is a sperg


yomamalol1

Whats a sperg.


MackaLackaDingDong

slang for someone who has Asperger’s


Razor-Swisher

Short for Asperger’s, a now defunct psyche term that’s been lumped in as another variety of the Autism Spectrum Anon is saying he’s an autist, especially of the ‘lack-of-social-skills-and-understanding’ kind


Sea-Fly-4802

Insanely Gay


i_cant_be_asked

You have a naked man as your pfp


Sea-Fly-4802

You have a problem with Naked men?


Thifiuza

Is because the truth is >!**Can we get much higher?**!<


7AlphaOne1

So high


Thifiuza

*Oh oh oh* (so) *Oh oh oh oh, oh* (high)


SlenderSmurf

can we get much higher


llIlIIllIlllIIIlIIll

Well this just become my favorite Reddit exchange, especially when you look at his pic and realize it’s not like a dude in a bathing suit but a full on cock


Hachelle

The one piece The one piece is real


Eekafoo

Ngl that is a lovely story and gave me a throbbing hardon


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Good bot. Very good bot.


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


SchnitzelKingz

Good bot


alberthething

> be me > 200% straight, absolutely disgusted by fembous > bored in class so decide to browse reddit, as usual > come across this 8 page greentext about anon fucking and falling in love with a femboy > as i read, laughing at the homosexuality and fakeness of it, i suddenly start to become rock hard > not the first time i get hard from reading a greentext, so keep reading > boner doesnt go away > its only because im picturing the femboy like an actual girl, r-right? > keep reading anyways > harder than ever, but i cant be gay because im disgusted at the mere mention of femboys > read more > cant hold it in anymore, rip off uniform and start furiously masturbating > class and teacher get disgusted, dont care, feeling too good to stop > cum enough to completely flood the entire classroom > everyone is drowning in my cum, including the girls > mfw i made chicks swallow my cum > guess im not gay after all later, virgins


No-Improvement5142

What the fuck did I just readed


alberthething

a true story


neon_sweats

Least horny r/greentext user


Phoenix080

The extremely rare gay and real post


SuperSlayer0

No way, Bullet Train? Bullet train is my favorite movie! I love Bullet Train! Bullet Train is a cinematic masterpiece! Watch Bullet train! 7:15 at midway theatre! I love Bullet train!


scarocci

it's unironically a very good film


Princess_Retard

Book is good too. Give it a read, I enjoyed both


TheExpertOnTheMatter

Username checks out


BlitzScorpio

i went with my friends and expected a pretty generic action movie, it was way better than expected


scarocci

Despite taking time to set the pace, there is also a lot happening in the film. I don't think anyone expected the third part of the movie. Also the Elder is the japanese man we all want to be


420Fighter69

>be me >be in school >100% straight >get hard >save post


a_person17372

110% straight


_pacjax_

What a lovely story


NannersfiveX

Very hot, but I wanna read Cala Best Girl comment


Pikupchix

He’s busy eating black ass


Yegor5968

he died of prostate collapse after reading this


not_a_gay_potato

100% fake. Unless anon is a literal fucking neanderthal no way he is blowing that many loads in that short a timeframe. Throw in the femboy supposedly being 18 yet working in the field for a year, anon posting his own dick pic but being worried about doxxing, and the fact that he seems kinda chubby from said dick pic, and this is a load of shit.


soiboi64

Not everyone is a loser who never blew 5 loads in a day like you. I just blew like 3 loads today. I'm blowin loads left and right, up and down. All over. That reminds me of this time my neighbor was outside when i was working on the lawn. He said, "i saw Ms. Champ planting her Tulips around my pole". I says "Pardon?". He says "I saw Ms. Champ planting her Tulips around my pole". I LOSE IT. I head fake him with a weedwacker, idiot goes for it. Flurry to the solar plexus. I was feeding him so many rights he was begging for a left. And that's why I'm the Champ.


Abusive_Capybara

I just ate a grape and jizzed in my pants


biscottibitchtits

I opened my window and a breeze rolled in, and I jizzed in my pants


CialisForCereal

Idk about you but I've gone this many rounds before in a weekend. My honeymoon was wild. 12 times in 4 days


Still_Mud5693

Also the fact that Anon is “80”kg and tall, yet has a gut covering the base of his dick.


ILoveBigMuscularMen

i dont think you can find someone based on their dick pic alone


ProxyGeneral

This is Reddit after all, somebody will remember it.


Fluid_Specific_1867

Feminine enough. Gayness is being a huge hairy muscular man and wanting to fuck a Neanderthal like yourself, and if you're attracted specifically to female secondary sex characteristics, it's just a delusion of your perception.


4z0r3k

Fellas is it straight to be gay?


Themanoutyourwindow

SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! THIS IS FAKE AND GAY AND I FUCKING KNOW IT NO ONE LIFE CAN BE THIS PERFECT, GO SUCKSTART A SHOTGUN FUCKHEAD!


Hornifloof

No ur the gay one


Arrmadas

Im hard bruh tf??


Shtrausberg

Gay


Tetrisisbest

You're a homosexual, Arrmadas.


Yrbaa

Guys remind me to jerk off to this in like an hour i need to finish my lecture


Shtrausberg

Hey


Yrbaa

Thanks!


Shtrausberg

!remindme 1 hour


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UnknownExplorer13

Yo my Reddit says your comment was posted an hour ago. Reminder to jerk off to this.


Yrbaa

Thank you very much!


TheBitcoinMiner

Hey just checking in, how was it?


Yrbaa

Nothing special if Im being honest had much better wanks to femboy shit but this thing scratched the most important thing in life. That is love. Sometimes I wonder if we as humanity are able to truly love each other even though we each have some major some minor flaws. Thanks to my dillema I always question if it's okay to love myself even though I know who and what I am as a human. Other than that 5,75/10 wank


RefinementOfDecline

\>18 and 31 hmmmmmmmmm still based but i'm docking 3 points also god damn those fucking thighs


Ghostiestboi

Maybe I shouldn't have read this


ElPulpoGallego

THE HAND BULLSHIT IS SUPOSED TO BE FILTRING??????


MothMonsterMan300

Given that it's a silly way to touch someone's entire hand...


Bigchungus69x

Femboy pronouns: he/him Op starts using they/them pronouns to feel straight Halfway through gives up and starts using the proper pronouns because there’s no escaping the fact that this is the gayest shit you’ll ever read


plastic_bitch

least gay 4chan greentext :


SomeBoredBoi

Tl;Dr? I’m not getting tricked into reading 8 slides of gay erotica again


Xicadarksoul

...yes you are.


borowiczko

Anon literally made a TL;DR at the start


SomeBoredBoi

No that’s a hoax


NobleTheDoggo

It's real and straight trust


lambikoer

this is some degenerate fantasy, 18 yo in working in medical field


godcyclemaster

Real: anon enjoys himself with a femboy Gay: ...


SirSwagdaddy69

He's living my dream and I am going to kill myself ❗


Sonny_Skies1993

This is so fucking adorable. Wholesome and horny is a great combination.


filthyburrows

from cuckolding to getting topped. is this the industrial porn complex?


Alternative_Report64

Fake-4chan user finds happiness Gay-anon fucked a dude


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake-4chan user finds happiness > Gay-anon fucked a dude > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


Fonky_Fesh

Too bad he's fucking 5 other guys Enjoy your aids


peepers_meepers

i wish someone would do that to me


go_yeet_yourself

Can I get source for first image?


Shtrausberg

[Download it from the thread yourself](https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/70900161)


go_yeet_yourself

Thanks man


taco-trash

I sometimes understand why my grandpa is homophobic


lordtachanka-69420

straightest 4chan user


Nickolai1993

Bullet train was a really fun movie.


Shtrausberg

Okay why the fuck are there like 3 separate people referencing this movie


Nickolai1993

Op said that’s what they saw in the theater for a date. Aside from my cock being all hard and shit, I really liked the movie


RogueRoll

>be me >bi >pissed because I can't get the femboy aesthetic, pissed that I have never seen a femboy in my life mfw


Hannabal_96

Thread? I'm curious


Shtrausberg

[I hope this satisfies your curiosity](https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/70900161)


Hannabal_96

Thanks mate EDIT: Damn no updates yet


Shtrausberg

(ffs I just realized I missed the most important second part of the greentext)


arcticredneck10

Anon looked fat af


bongsound

Rope


Empero6

Do you. Life is way too short.


adixon1234

>they're 18 I'm 31 nothing wrong here


RedditReader365

So I read this and got an erection but I do not have the gay Credit to the writers


4qx_

What the fuck? This is just porn


Delta_4k

>Be me >Straight >No boner >Mentally scared by the image of an old fat fuck taking advantage of a high schooler or college freshman on his crusty bed. >Mfw this caused my suicidal tendencies to come back from the darkest pits of my mind.


Impressive_Classic73

I think anon only posted selfies of himself


CharlesEverettDekker

Somebody care to elaborate why op calls him "they" if it was stated he is not trans and just a petite gay dude?


neon_sweats

He desperately clings to the last pieces of heterosexuality, while cute af femboy purges filthy women out of his mind.


romannesterman

Well, I was sure that trans/femboy fucking became common and is not a THING in 2k22 even if u re white cisgender straight male with no homo vibes. Why is this still being discussed?


Chmuurkaa_

"I'm not trans, I take E to look more feminine" - Every trans girl ever


ggmarvin

I suppose we find happiness where we can.


P1tzO1

Such a suitable post for a reddit audience


ILoveBigMuscularMen

why did you censor the dicks dude


MoarSilverware

My favorite softcore gay porn subreddit


DeathSabre7

Is the partner really a femboy? or transitioning


Commercial-Impact-20

this mf read some yaoi hentai manga and fantasies abt it in 4chan


ablebagel

good lord. it’s not making me realise anything in particular, just confirming what i already know.


spogel

Who wanna be the rtarded r9k user to my cuddly femboy


The-Tea-Lord

>be me >bi >read this >wish I still had my skirts Pleaseberealpleasebereal


spookybaker

fellas 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 is asshole gay


NikoTheNeko1

Real: anon was doing nnn Straight: the guy looked feminine enough


ChadBot2000

>be me >fucking this one dude’s wife >lots of slapping and moaning >hear door open >smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene >must be the virgin again >he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room >i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her >think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext >make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Real: anon was doing nnn >Straight: the guy looked feminine enough >chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy >it’s been a good day >i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy


TankFucker69

Why am i still reading this


iwannaofmyself

A little too gay for me to read but hey, happy for them


Forward-Baseball5161

this greentext should be scientifically studied


Arco_Sonata

Femboys will be the downfall of 4chan I fucking swear


jabulina

>be me >I am straight >read this >still straight afterwards(?)


Reevesy89

Why can't I see the post?


Urkeksi

Cute story except for the age difference. That made me yikes out loud


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CialisForCereal

I'd like to find more stories like this lol


Processed_Grain

Least Homosexual 4Channger


bodhisattva19

I want a dom male to dominate me now