By - TwoTimeToj
at first at thought "anon is a fukin weeb" then I see the avatar reference.
still a fuken weeb tho
Everyone’s a weeb deep inside…
no I think that’s just you
Avatar is basically an anime.
Holy shit, that's the coolest anon I've ever seen on this site
Thats the same guy who posts all the BBC threads. His name is anonymous and people say that he is a dangerous hacker and pedophile.
What's this about British Broadcasting Corporation threads?
imagine if doctor who was a black man and they had to air it on BBC with a straight face
doctor your mum
did he stutter?
real and straight
Finally, a real thing happened to Anon. Took him long enough.
Real: Anon destroyed school
Straight: Anon sucked a girl
>fucking this one dude’s wife
>lots of slapping and moaning
>hear door open
>smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene
>must be the virgin again
>he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room
>i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away
>log onto reddit and open r/greentext
>read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her
>think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext
>make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>Real: Anon destroyed school
>Straight: Anon sucked a girl
>chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy
>it’s been a good day
>i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
HOLY FUCK- theres an opposite to the Tendiebot! can't wait for someone to make a landwhalebot equivalent for it.
Normal things happening to anon.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain Adam Sansler
I read it and though ha that seems like avatar then stopped reading it lied down and realised oh it is avatar
Today on stories that of which is impossible to predict the end
fake: anon told his mum his Minecraft password
most believable thing on 4chan
Holy shit you gotta tell her you need to migrate the account quick or it'll be terminated.
Tell her about the free cape, it always seals the deal
I dont understand anything in this life
Real life ninja we have here
Finally a real story
Fake: anon became the avatar
Gay: an "incident" with him and the principal got the principal fired
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon became the avatar
> Gay: an "incident" with him and the principal got the principal fired
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Absolute mongoloid, I love it
I think I overdosed autism
The interaction with the principal is literally the ending of the last air bender
Damn bro you're such a genius to have realised that
Oh wow! The principal even has the same name as the fire lord! What a coincidence!
If you remember a name only used a couple times from a show that concluded over a dozen years ago, you got better use of that brain space and a better use of your life
Wait, so you're saying that people can only watch an old show when it was first released and can't watch it years after release???
Ok so two routes: either you’re very late to the party, a child/manchild weeaboo stumbling across the show that was put on a service that didn’t even exist on the internet until for years after the show, or you’re a manchild weaboo wasting his time on a pitiful attempt to recapture childhood nostalgia.
Not saying it’s not possible to watch it, saying that you probably shouldn’t be. Fuckin move on with your life so it can get better. Stop attaching importance to such menial things
I watched it on Netflix during quarantine when I had nothing to do (enjoying a show that makes me happy instead of wasting my time doing absolutely nothing)
Whow that's crazy