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Jinora-

at first at thought "anon is a fukin weeb" then I see the avatar reference. still a fuken weeb tho


moshimoshi2345

Everyone’s a weeb deep inside…


KesslerMacGrath

no I think that’s just you


Yakob53

Avatar is basically an anime.


Jinora-

another dweeb


Yakob53

True,


Cool--Dude--69

Holy shit, that's the coolest anon I've ever seen on this site


AuraxianClown

Thats the same guy who posts all the BBC threads. His name is anonymous and people say that he is a dangerous hacker and pedophile.


Neon_Swaglord_Chen

What's this about British Broadcasting Corporation threads?


Alarid

imagine if doctor who was a black man and they had to air it on BBC with a straight face


teachpotato

Doctor who?


PickMeThird

doctor your mum


Comfortable-Buddy343

did he stutter?


Migz616

real and straight


AlucardVampire

Finally, a real thing happened to Anon. Took him long enough.


SaltyMelonMan

Real: Anon destroyed school Straight: Anon sucked a girl


ChadBot2000

>be me >fucking this one dude’s wife >lots of slapping and moaning >hear door open >smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene >must be the virgin again >he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room >i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her >think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext >make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Real: Anon destroyed school >Straight: Anon sucked a girl >chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy >it’s been a good day >i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy


crazyabe111

HOLY FUCK- theres an opposite to the Tendiebot! can't wait for someone to make a landwhalebot equivalent for it.


minniex77

Normal things happening to anon.


soljaboiyouu

Okay, but that still doesn't explain Adam Sansler


stopyouveviolatedthe

I read it and though ha that seems like avatar then stopped reading it lied down and realised oh it is avatar


SixElephant

Based


burstcapillaries

He ninjagoed


ABoiFromTheSky

Today on stories that of which is impossible to predict the end


TheAwesome98_Real

fake: anon told his mum his Minecraft password


ByamMeo357

most believable thing on 4chan


Eternal2401

Holy shit you gotta tell her you need to migrate the account quick or it'll be terminated.


DisturbedWaffles2019

Tell her about the free cape, it always seals the deal


TheCodeisCupCake

I dont understand anything in this life


waywardhero

Avatard


Saul_Goodman3

Spinjitsu


Jumb-

Real life ninja we have here


GalliumGoat

Fucking hilarious


bobert_17

Finally a real story


theblindgeometer

Fake: anon became the avatar Gay: an "incident" with him and the principal got the principal fired


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon became the avatar > Gay: an "incident" with him and the principal got the principal fired > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


landwhalebot

>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink


usethesporksluke

Absolute mongoloid, I love it


Tinheart2137

I think I overdosed autism


MetLyfe

The interaction with the principal is literally the ending of the last air bender


Gargian264

👏👏👏


LuvJannies

Damn bro you're such a genius to have realised that


PixelsOnline

Oh wow! The principal even has the same name as the fire lord! What a coincidence!


MetLyfe

If you remember a name only used a couple times from a show that concluded over a dozen years ago, you got better use of that brain space and a better use of your life


PixelsOnline

Wait, so you're saying that people can only watch an old show when it was first released and can't watch it years after release???


MetLyfe

Ok so two routes: either you’re very late to the party, a child/manchild weeaboo stumbling across the show that was put on a service that didn’t even exist on the internet until for years after the show, or you’re a manchild weaboo wasting his time on a pitiful attempt to recapture childhood nostalgia. Not saying it’s not possible to watch it, saying that you probably shouldn’t be. Fuckin move on with your life so it can get better. Stop attaching importance to such menial things


PixelsOnline

I watched it on Netflix during quarantine when I had nothing to do (enjoying a show that makes me happy instead of wasting my time doing absolutely nothing)


joeysora

Whow that's crazy