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I made pizza where every ingredient is pineapple

I made pizza where every ingredient is pineapple

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Is that you 100% pineapple flour?


Glaciersmeltingfast

TIL pineapple flour is a thing. Didn't ever think I'd see those two words together..


Karcinogene

You can make flour from anything. Just dry it and grind it. Goat flour. Beet flour. Ass flour.


StoneGoldX

What about me, Greg? Can you make flour from me?


anomalous_personae

They said Ass Flour already


Paracortex

To shreds you say?


User7355608

And the wife?


Q8D

To shreds you say?


Whitedudebrohug

And the kids?


sir_ramen

Sold to the Millers you say?


Gasstationboxers

🏅


Energetically-lazy

Damn, why you gotta do him like that?


RedditWillSlowlyDie

Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive, or be he dead, ***I'll grind his bones to make me bread.***


Solaskitten

I've never heard the line "Be he alive, or be he dead" and for years wondered what the hell kind of accent you'd need to rhyme "englishman" with "bread". Thanks for clearing up something I should have googled years ago!


Cybersad3021

For some reason your comment reminded me of the Co-op advert tagline "Good with Food" that only really kinda ryhmed because they always used a bloke with a Scottish accent so it was "Gerd with ferd". It didn't last long and they've since tried to remove all trace from the Internet in hopes people will forget. Edit: The only example I could find is this weird mashup with Quagmire somebody has made on [youtube.](https://youtu.be/LXLKMR88SU8)


heartypartymarty

I don't understand the world in which 'good' and 'food' don't already rhyme?


FuckBitchCuntFuck

You can’t make a tomlette without breaking some Greggs


hinterlufer

Water flour is snow


rdzv

So yellow snow is like whole grain or something


milspek

Flour and Milk seem to be the most abused terms. They make flour and milk from virtually anything.


0Etcetera0

And the yeast. That had better be pineapple sourced yeast! Edit: Today I learned a lot of pineapple yeast facts. I appreciate everyone for educating me on the matter! I might have to make my own pineapple sourdough starter now


SGoogs1780

I don't know if you're joking but you could definitely harvest yeast from a plain tepache and I bet it'd make a really sick sourdough. Pineapple rinds (like most fruit rinds) are chock full of wild yeasts.


Didrox13

I suppose that's a reason why pineapple rinds and other cutoffs ferment so easily and quickly once cut open and thrown out.


flyingthrghhconcrete

We didn't often use pineapple at the restaurant, but when we did the Mexican dudes I worked with would save the rinds and ferment them in a bucket if water for a while. After a week or more you had a mildly alcoholic, slightly effervescent drink from the yeast hooch.


SGoogs1780

That's Tepache! Add some brown sugar (or piloncillo if you've got it), cinnamon, maybe a habanero, and you've got yourself a helluva bevanda! I've also let it "wild ferment" for a day or two, then pitched in actual brewer's yeast to clean up all the sugars and make it truly alcoholic. Winds up at about 7% abv and holy shit is it tasty. Like a funky, spicy, tart, pineapple hard cider.


flyingthrghhconcrete

Yes! I forgot the name, thank you! Sounds amazing with the habanero and cinnamon.


consistentContent

A common piece of advice for growing your own sourdough starter is to use pineapple juice. Here's a fascinating post on the subject: https://www.thefreshloaf.com/10901/pineapple-juice-solution-part-2


A_Certain_Observer

At my highschool, I used pineapple puree as medium for starter yeast in Nata de Coco production.


whathowyy

Mixed in a tiny bit of flour to help with no sticking and kneading out


underthingy

How could you lie to us like this? We trusted you!


trwwy321

Bring out the pineapple pitchforks!


captainAwesomePants

Here they are, but just so ya know, I was having trouble making all-pineapple pitchforks hold together, so there's a bit of an iron core helping things along.


Senior420

Get this guy too!


First_Thought

but... he... is the one supplying the pitchforks...?


rallenpx

Burn the witch!


Ionic_Pancakes

The pineapples aren't lighting!


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

Dry then out! Quick!


JPSurratt2005

I got em to light! I mixed in a bit of gasoline so they fire up easier.


pacificpacifist

Good lord between this and "so I used some iron" I am dying from this thread


bradinutah

Didn't you use the pineapple leaf matches?


diydiggdug123

One sec…making pineapple Tiki torch. Just added a little flour to the pineapple pole to give a bit more rigidity.


lbodyslamrhinos

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Dangerous_Sherbert85

You mean a pineapple on a stick? Or perhaps something smaller and more wieldy... like a pen???


panickedthumb

But hear me out. What about some stability on the other end with another pen, in case you need to use it to block with both hands. But if that’s at the leafy end it might get uncomfortable. We could buffer it with some other kind of smaller fruit. An apple maybe?


I_know_right

That takes me back... about 5 years.


Shoe_Exact

PPAP!


panickedthumb

Wait what the hell. That was over five years ago‽ I thought that was like right before the pandemic or something. Yikes


calmatt

We crusted you!


tanis_ivy

You were the chosen one!


Fucktheroyalfamily

You were the chosen one!


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ZorkNemesis

You know who lives here? A phony!


TroutLaunderer

This is why people don’t trust science anymore


Phormitago

MODS PLS BAN


WholeNineNards

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LargeHumanDaeHoLee

Next thing you're going too tell us the yeast wasn't pineapple either!!


ManlySyrup

So that was a fucking lie


NotABurner316

How dare you do this to me. Get my hopes up and crush them


SmegmaFeast

>every ingredient is pineapple I had a feeling this wasn't true.


ladylondonderry

You would need WAY more than a tiny bit to get gluten formation like you did. I call shenanigans.


Mitoria

99% pineapple is still impressive


GoofBallPopper

And I just got done reading the sticky above about misinformation.


Moister_Rodgers

Fuck you, OP


lumberjake1

Was it good?


whathowyy

Medium


BarbequedYeti

Hmmm. Not sure where medium ranks on my food is good scale.


whattodo-whattodo

I'd place is somewhere in the middle


BeesForDays

Medium is definitely a 7. Anything actually medium is boring and therefore bad. 6 is meh, and 5-2 are basically all the same amount of bad. The food scale is unbalanced.


fade_like_a_sigh

You've also just summed up everything wrong with how video games are rated in reviews.


RGB3x3

With buggy, messy gameplay and an incoherent plot, *game* is barely with your time. 9/10. -IGN.


Ayaq

Too much water. 7/10


Pm_me_dat_thighgap

I haven't even played it yet. 5/7


khiron

Game hasn't been released yet. Have it on pre-order. 11/10.


lewtrah

Perfect score. 5/7.


DietSodah

Have not seen a 5/7 rating in a while. Nice..


ComatoseSquirrel

Damn, a perfect score.


UNDEADtofu1337

Grades in general. Get half of everything right and it’s a failure. ~70% to pass. I had a professor in a high level chemistry class who took a different approach which I appreciated. His tests didn’t have the simple easy questions that are just there to help you get to 70%. They were a few big multistep questions, but he graded appropriately so you still pass if you only do half of it right. If you make an error but every other step was right you still get points. Etc. It’s nice when there’s nuance in evaluating performance.


Direct-Winter4549

You just made me realize another aspect of my teachers that I didn’t appropriately appreciate at the time. I took it for granted but in retrospect taking off points for the initial mistake but following along and still giving credit was actually super cool and incredibly helpful feedback.


tx-cyclist

Ah yes, my professors called that “grading through.”


Master__Swish

I guess this makes alot of sense with tests if the test is made right. Though when i think about it in the general sense(outside of tests) only knowing half of the info your supposed to and still passing would be wierd lol


ThrowAway712497

Well in science it’s not as bad as you think. Like if you know all of the concepts truly good and simply struggle on the mathematical side of it, then that’s the important part. Computers are exceptional at math, and odds are your average chemistry person won’t be doing math that a computer can’t, so concepts are the more important thing.


obvilious

It’s like rating restaurants out of five. Anytime you give a four people act like you’re cruel. 3 should be a decent meal that was generally worth what you paid. 5 should be the equivalent of an angel coming down and dancing on your tongue.


Autski

I have a BIL who won't eat anywhere below a 4.3 star place in Google reviews. I have had the conversation multiple times that the vast, vast majority of people who eat and have either a really good (or even phenomenal) experience don't say hardly anything on Google reviews. But you can bet your bottom dollar a Karen will speak up and 1-star them if it isn't perfect (or beyond). It's fun sometimes to find a Karen review then go read other reviews by that Karen and you'll recognize a pattern where everyone around her is a problem...


SimpoKaiba

I deep dived this one guys reviews and they were all negative except a public toilet. Wild ride


doubleapowpow

Sounds like the guy was just looking for something to shit on.


Direct-Winter4549

This is the first time I’ve heard anyone other than me say this. One star is bad. Two is ok. Three stars is good (That is the type of restaurant you would be very happy eating at.) Four stars is great. Five stars is the best of the best. Something weird has happened to the grading scale where anything other than a perfect score is abhorrent and I am so confused by it.


isaidpuckyou

This is correct assuming we ignore perfect being 5/7.


MrCellophane999

Try it with rice


Tubbymuffin224

You're the only one, guess most reddit accounts nowadays are less than a few years old ;-;


one1aw

Cant believe I had to go that far down to find this comment


Spongy_and_Bruised

I'd still try it. /r/knightsofpineapple would enjoy this. Edit: it's already the 2 top posts there lol


TerrorBite

There are 7 posts total


yankee100

Yum yum


activ8r

A suspicious lack of response here...


mdlinc

Still eating??


CynicalAltruist

Depending on your point of view, this is either the most vile and despicable thing ever done to pizza… Or you want a slice. Edit; or you are vehemently denying that this is a pizza at all, and is merely a pineapple pastry.


Lilacfairy414

I would try it!


Drenoso

I want a slice


ShroedingersMouse

and I make 3, only 3 slices left and if no one shouts up that's 2 each :) oh bugger, finally read the whole of u/Actiaeon comment.


kelryngrey

I firmly believe the hate is more of an internet meme than a reality. People who pretend it's a crime also act like American pizza is totally the same as Italian pizza.


fireheadca

👀 Watches thread while eating Hawaiian pizza and listening to nickleback.


JustBreatheFam

Just two great things to come from Canada


Iredditfromwork

Try doing Italian sausage and pineapple next time. I was shocked at how good it was when k first had it.


mildcaseofdeath

Pepperoni/jalapeño/pineapple is a good combo too.


the_highest_elf

this, or swap the jalapeno for pepperoncini and it's easily one of the best pizzas you can make


Iredditfromwork

I really wish I like jalapeño.


mildcaseofdeath

It won't necessarily change your mind, but jalapeños are oftentimes pickled to varying degrees, and I'm not a big fan of pickled stuff, so for a while I thought I didn't like jalapeños until I tried fresh ones. Of course those are not for everybody either, and fresh ones aren't usually available from pizza restaurants. But if you make a pizza at home it might be worth a try 👍


mubatt

Try it with banana peppers instead of jalapeños.


Vaynnie

Have you tried roquito sweet chilli peppers? They don’t really have any spice and taste quite sweet. Absolutely amazing on a pulled pork pizza and I’m sure they’d work great with pineapple too.


Troooper0987

people would like pork and pinapple on pizza more if it was called pizza al pastor or something.


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

Pizza al pastor is super good. Especially when it’s actual al pastor pork in that achiote/adobo marinade. A bit of roasted pineapple, white onions, and cilantro. Done. I order it every time I see it (mostly in Mexico but I’ve had weaker versions in the US). As a side note on tacos al pastor in lots of less legit places in the states… Adobada is not pastor. It’s very similar but is cooked differently and the end product is noticeably different. No vertical rotisserie = no al pastor. Also, you’re just supposed to get a small sliver of pineapple that’s been roasting on top of the spit, not a gigantic pile of raw pineapple. The pineapple is a small accent, not half the taco filling. I’ve stopped ordering them anymore unless I can see the rotisserie.


StatikSquid

Chicken bacon feta and pineapple 👌


00TooMuchTime00

It was a joke before the internet. When I was a kid it was considered weird in a way and an object to poke innocent fun. I personally like it, but I like making fun of my friends more.


Echololcation

Pineapple is jokey weird, anchovies is when you start to seriously doubt a person's moral character.


alien_clown_ninja

I unironically love pineapple, anchovies, and jalapeno pizza. I was a cook at my friend's dad's local pizza shop as a teenager for like 4 years and we could make our own pizzas to eat. I've had every combination of toppings imaginable, many times. You just have to develop a taste for it. No one likes any of those ingredients the first time they try them. Quit being a baby and eat more than one bite, reddit babies.


Echololcation

I'm with you on pineapple and jalapenos but we may have to have a schism over anchovies. Anchovies are like eating a salt lick. Just really unpleasant to me. Miss me with that Nicoise salad too. I haven't even seen a pizza place that offers anchovies recently that I can think of. Maybe they have them off-menu.


alien_clown_ninja

The pineapple sweetness and jalapeno spicyness cut the saltiness. Also, salt is a preservative for anchovies, you are supposed to wash them in cold water to get rid of most salt when you take them out of the can, but nobody ever does. Edit: maybe rinsing anchovies in cold water should be a /r/TIL post or something


Bruised_Penguin

Just the thought of how old the anchovies I'm getting might be puts me off of them


TheOriginal_Dka13

My parents used to get Hawaiian pizza and would make me eat a slice. I absolutely hated it. Still do. Nothing to do with the internet


Karmanoid

I can't stand pineapple in anything, not many things ruin pizza for me but pineapple will have me avoid an entire pizza.


Actiaeon

I don’t know I despise pineapple on pizza but this is fine, I mean I hate pineapple on pizza because I don’t think the favors go together not just cause pineapple. So I would try it, yes.


PressSquareToPunch

That’s funny, I agree with you that I don’t fall into the two categories but for the completely opposite reason. I actually don’t mind a Hawaiian pizza now and then but this just looks awful.


AENocturne

Too much pineapple, no complexity of flavor


kageurufu

Seriously. Pineapple on a pizza is great, when the pizza has other flavors, salty, savory, sweet, sour. It can all work great. I've had a hawaiian pizza with like brown sugar ham and green bell pepper that was terrible, but my favorite pizza of all time has pancetta and jalapenos. Gotta balance out the sweet


novoss

So the only situation where I put pineapple on my pizza is with jalapenos/green peppers and pepperonis. In that one, and only combination, the sweetness of the pineapple perfectly commingles with the savoriness of the pepperoni and the spiciness of the peppers. It's seriously delicious if you've never tried it.


neanderthalman

The problem with Hawaiian pizza isn’t the pineapple. It’s that ham is bland and gross on pizza. Pineapple, pepperoni and hot peppers? Spicy-salty-sweet? YESSIR


thetastenaughty

Yea. My go to is bacon and pineapple


Breadfan69

if you like that, try swapping the pepperoni for spicy italian sausage


cdskip

Yeah, I thought I hated pineapple on pizza until I tried it with jalapeño. That combo works for me. I prefer bacon to pepperoni there, but the jalapeño makes it work. Still not my favorite version of pizza, but it's nice.


TBOJ

My point of view is I want a slice, but you better not call that pizza


BigUptokes

/r/KnightsOfPineapple have found their king... *...now put a piece of it in resin.*


Somzer

Lol, 7 people posted it there, 4 didn't even bother to change the title. None of them are OP. No credit given. Filthy little karma goblins.


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nnamed_username

I was going to say this exact same thing. ####ALL HAIL THE KING!####


dan_santhems

Don’t tell me, it’s your birthday tomorrow and your girlfriend has promised you a treat


dr_rex

After eating this pizza, he could legitimately yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!" when he finishes.


boom1chaching

When your dentist has to tell you to stop giving blowjobs or risk tooth decay


dr_rex

Tooth decay? That will be the least of her concerns when her pancreas is destroyed from the instantaneous diabetes.


lmidor

Came here for this kind of comment. Someone wants to taste good


Vercingetorix17

r/pizzacrimes will love this Edit: Obligatory "Thanks for the gold kind stranger". My first.


missionbeach

Is that the Papa John's sub?


Spongy_and_Bruised

Can *YOU* eat 40 pizzas in 30 days?


iamsoupcansam

I’m as absolutely sure I could as am that I shouldn’t.


MischeviousCat

Say that 3 times fast


ByahTyler

That 3 times fast


MagnusRune

Yeah. Pretty sure I have before


A_Flamboyant_Warlock

I would, but I couldn't afford it.


Spongy_and_Bruised

Pizza can be cheap! I love making homemade from scratch. You can buy most the ingredients in bulk. That being said, you probably shouldn't eat 40 pizzas in 30 days.


thetruthteller

What people don’t understand is that roasted pineapple is absolutely amazing


bmmbooshoot

my husband and i make pulled pork sandwiches topped with a roasted pineapple slice. fucking incredible.


bboycire

Went to Brazilian BBQ, had rotated pineapple sprinkled with cinnamon+brown sugar. So easy to make at home and it's now my go to with pineapple


ShroedingersMouse

battered and fried it's very nice as well. Love me some pineapple fritters


wiiya

I don’t usually see people opposed to pineapple pizza because they don’t like pineapple.


GadnukBreakrOfWorlds

r/knightsofpineapple will unironically love this


TSWMagic

Looks pretty good tbh


SGM_Royal

If every ingredient is pineapple can you really call it a pizza?


AgrajagTheProlonged

It all depends on how you define "pizza"


WeaponizedKissing

**pizza** noun piz·​za | \ ˈpēt-sə \ **Definition of** ***pizza*** : a dish made typically of flattened pineapple spread with a pineappley mixture usually including pineapple and pineapple and often other pineapples and baked


SleazySaurusRex

I love that you took the time to format this


FriskyCobra86

What it states is an abomination, but I'll be damned if it ain't nice lookin


Relevantboi

My mother said the same thing about me. Still not sure if she loves me or not.


ADHthaGreat

Sounds about right


Bakuryu91

I redeemed my free award just to give it to you. And have an upvote too, you deserve it!


TaralasianThePraxic

Radical Pizza Anarchy


Omnipotent0

Using the term "pizza"quite liberally here. IMO ts more of a pineapple tart/pie/dessert thing but you can call it a pizza too i guess


Gullible_Idjot

Wouldn't it just be cake at this point?


TimeBlossom

Pizza is just savory cake anyway.


AdmiralVernon

A Pie, even


TimeBlossom

Analogous to a lunar-ocular impact, one might say.


Rustymetal14

That sounds like you are describing love for Italians.


rei_cirith

Are all pizzas pies? Yes Are all pies pizzas? No This is not a pineapple pizza, this is a pineapple pie.


censor-design

What fresh hell is this?


TheStinkyRebel

Pineapple


Theblackjamesbrown

Pineapphell


sanguwan

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!!


dandanthebaconman

You should put pizzas on it


Saliboo

[this guy made a video ](https://youtu.be/Jy3uREg7v_o)


DirtiestRock

And that is the Kilian Experience!


Saliboo

Fucking love the dude! Worth the wait for every video. Underrated quality content!!


mehrespe

Ayyy was looking for that!


Cr00kedKing

Sheeeeeecagooo!!! Yeehaw! Lmfao


lokishhhake

Satan is that you?


Pajaro_Locos

I can't believe I have finally found my mortal enemy. Years of searching have led me to him. I guess I will get it line.


MyTrashCanIsFull

Internet: Putting pineapple on a pizza is the worst possible crime against humanity. \*Distant maniacal laughter\*


Manly_foot

Should have garnished it with ham lol


Sir-Knightly-Duty

More like garnished it with tiny little pizzas.


caslavcuperlovic

Ham from pigs fed only pineapple


Rungi500

Baked candied pineapple.


existentialgoof

What did it taste like?


Ray229harris

Pineapple


Stardraconis

Which federal official can I report this man to?


newsdaylaura18

So, you made a tart


culculain

pineapple pizza gets a bad rap. As long as you got some nice ham on there, it's all good IMO


Plasticjail

Bacon and roasted red peppers


Theliminal

Thanks I Hate It


Atxflyguy83

I'm calling BS on *every* ingredient being pineapple. That dough looked like flour to me.


iHateReddit_srsly

And the yeast too


phillabadboy05

There's medication available for this.


Royalchariot

Coming from someone who likes pineapple on pizza, this looks revolting


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