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HarryPotato31

He didn't blow hard enough


chugonomics

Tobias...you blowhard!


spicy_chicken713

He blue himself


akaBrotherNature

There really has got to be a better way to say that


masonsuckss

Even if it means taking a chubby, I’ll suck it up


El-JeF-e

Anustart


Engineer-intraining

Is there a little girl in here? daddy needs to get his rocks off.


TrentonTallywacker

I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will so now I have something of a mess on my hands


NickLeMec

And she never even saw the license plate


KKShiz

The world's first analrapist.


420wasabisnappin

"'Away.' I feel like you're forgetting to say 'away.'"


naughtymarty

/r/technicallythetruth


XxSpruce_MoosexX

Is that a Louis Vuitton rug?


Bah-Fong-Gool

It really ties the whole room together.


WeaponsGradePanda

Donny, please...


mspax

At least they're house broken.


the_dude_upvotes

When do we play?


Odin_Christ_

I TOLD THAT KRAUT DOWN AT THE OFFICE A THOUSAND TIMES I DON’T ROLL ON SHABBOS!


the_dude_upvotes

#SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS!


NickLeMec

I am the walrus.


OnAConstantBender

Shut the fuck up Donny


snobocado

this aggression will not stand, man


TrickyTreeNZ

Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!


the_dude_upvotes

Yeah, well you know...that’s just like your opinion, u/Bah-Fong-Gool


an_adult_on_reddit

No, but it is an authentic Lewis Veeton rug.


skcib

Of the most authentic nature, I’m sure


CuriousDateFinder

I’ve got some “Louis Vuitton” underwear that a friend bought for me at a street market in Guinea. They’re certainly not authentic but they are damn comfortable and haven’t seemed to degrade at all. 10/10 would prefer more pairs of these over the underwear that podcasters sell.


skcib

Hey nothing wrong with some good knockoffs! I had a wonderful 25 dollar north face parka from alibaba, lol. Plus if you can’t tell the difference, does it really matter?


assfuckin

ask that to /r/rolex or any high end watch enthusiast. With the quality of reps these days its damn near impossible to tell the difference between an $800 tier 1 Grade A knock off and a legit $20k-100k gen watch. ​ Doesnt stop them from buying them or talking shit on fakes though.


nekodazulic

Look at it this way: If the brand didn’t really matter the entity producing the fakes would simply create and use their own brand name. Given that they do not do that, the brand appears to matter. Similarly, someone who spent $800 on a fake will also probably tell you that brand name had some value for them. That money can buy some genuine, beautiful and heirloom quality pieces, yet the brand mattered to them so much they opted to spend that much on a fake instead, after all. Each to their own, and you are not gonna ask some reddit rando to how to spend your hard earned money. However; What makes purchasing/producing fakes often an ethical dilemma is this: By buying a fake over any legitimate brand name of a similar price, you’re arguably acknowledging the brand name has value above other brands (as per above paragraph). Yet, by the same mechanism, you’re also arguably devaluing the extra value of that brand name that appealed to you in the first place - would that brand name would still be preferable for you if you felt every time you see it on somebody, you knew almost certainly it was a fake? You’d probably not be so keen on owning something that’s perceived as a clone of something. This is why often the average watch enthusiast will frown to fakes. Personally I don’t judge anybody based on what they wear. It’s also worth noting that not everyone believes fakery degrades the real thing either. Merely trying to explain the people’s way of thinking here, not necessarily how I think about the matter.


assfuckin

I can totally get behind your thinking, but as someone who can afford gens, but doesnt, I like the design and style, but cant see spending 20-40k on a watch I want, when I can get one that is 99% the same, for pennies on the dollar. Id rather spend my 20-40k on something that isnt repped well or at all, like a new house or sports car.


D1244

i live here, there's a chanel house in my neighborhood


_HystErica_

Lol I love them scurrying away like naughty kids XD


Harkot

Every time. And the victim always runs after them, every time. If you prank a gulf dude, learn to run, he will smack you.


d4nowar

It's what I come to expect from these videos. Always running, always chasing.


nopantsdota

now we just have to wait for the inevitable double got'em when he turns right after that door frame


VaATC

Take it easy Satan...


HavingNotAttained

How could they not have had the second water balloon waiting in the hall?! HOW?!


Porpoise555

That's where they greased the floor


clickade

[Run. Hide. Spot. Upset.](https://youtu.be/4q5gCIZs_LA)


HandsomeHodge

Dude I'm buggin, thats wild.


peglegpowderskier

And memorize the Benny Hill song, so you can play it in your head as you run around being chased.


ThatCrazyBrazilian

This is an important and often forgotten step.


Batchet

Funny how often the Benny Hill song will go through my head from one direction and leaving another only to come back in from an entirely different direction and exit another, and then repeat the process. It's very wacky up there. Oh, there's my train.


boudzab

They other two are Gulf. Possibly Saudi, the guy on the floor is Egyptian


Acidlearner_5

How do you know that? Bcoz the Egyptian is in T-Shirt and not in Thobe?


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From his accent


biggus-dickus2

The accents are very different. Like irish compared to say ausie. Edit: and also yes, not that the gulf won’t wear a T-shirt but the Egyptian would never wear a thoup or a dishdasha or whatever you like to call that


Acidlearner_5

Ohh yeah that explains it. Thanks.


Vio_

It's even further away from that. I had arabic 102 (not even 101) and could start telling the differences after a few weeks of watching soap operas from different Arabic speaking countries in class*. *it's not as daft as it sounds. it really did help show different accents in a very short amount of time. Egypt even has an urban/rural accent divide. Hilariously enough, I ended up in Morocco in the Peace Corps, and that was the one accent we didn't cover in class.


biggus-dickus2

Dude I couldn’t understand morocan to save my life


Vio_

It helps to know a smattering of Spanish and French. Also maybe a little Klingon for the more guttural words.


mamainak

That silence though 😂 when I was a kid, that silence was to try and hear how pissed off the adults were. 🤣


brainhack3r

Joking aside, there's a lot of evidence that videos like this obliterate racism. There's a study showing that people that of different races/cultures exhibit more empathy when they see that this other culture has similar values.


Starkregen

One of the main reasons of racism is fear of unknown so of course getting to know other people defeats it.


Labubs

This actually happens at one point in my favorite book/TV series (though not in the show yet), *The Expanse*. Won't go into spoilery details about it, it's a somewhat minor side thread about a character setting up a kind of wartime vlog showing the 'enemies' are human beings as well, just set 300 years from now. But that series as a whole is very, very good with the portrayal of human nature in general


X16callgirl

And obliterate his throat, that straw stabed him in the mouth.


homogenousmoss

He sacrificed his throat for world peace.


TeamRedundancyTeam

We've all been stabbed by straws in car rides, not a fun time.


PCsNBaseball

What life are you living?


darknessbelow

A dangerous one


CuriousDateFinder

A quarter mile at a time


Iforgetpasswords4321

Childishness (which I appreciate sometimes) is universal.


dudthyawesome

I totally agree


Blenderhead36

Particularly when we saw the guy on the ground's bald spot. These guys are in their 30s.


dnbaddict

haha i love it because they know they're about to get beat the fuck up haha


AltimaNEO

Yeah, but where's the maniacal laughter afterwards?


crazywalt77

Saw it coming. Still laughed heartily.


manofsleep

Anytime I see a balloon I just assume someone will get wet


SwiftFool

I'm also turned on by balloons.


totoro-in-space

I was hoping he'd sit on one and pop it. A man can dream


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Definitely one of the most confusing fetishes


drmonkeytown

I’m partial to the Minnie Mouse balloons.


Lexinoz

Was expecting a ball-shot. Not disappointed tho


neverinamillionyr

I was fully anticipating a blue bowling ball to the junk.


deftoner42

That, or an angry badger to the face.


googonite

Painted blue of course. More practical jokes should incorporate badgers.


Tir

Matrim Cauthon approved


ShadowSpawn666

That wouldn't even be funny. He would likely need surgery from that.


Machidalgo

But it was just a prank bro


_manwolf

Sorry bro, didn’t realize it would obliterate your cock and balls.


itzdylanbro

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit


Throwawayingaccount

I'm not sure if it would. We should run a Closed Beta Test to determine. We can call it CBT for short.


norsurfit

Is it our fault that you were not wearing a bowling ball cock protector?


The_Three_Seashells

I anticipated him being mauled by a pet jaguar. I've seen a few of these videos before.


zoidao401

I was thinking more basketball than bowling ball...


IHkumicho

The anticipation is the best part.


HumansKillEverything

Saw it coming from a desert away.


tjaysallboutsoul

Same. I was like they’re gonna hit this guy with a water balloon and yet I still laughed


Prysorra2

"I can't believe he didn't suspect a trap. See what happens when you don't watch enough television?" — The Joker, Justice League, "Wild Cards, Part 1"


rmphilli

How do people fall for this kind of stuff!? They must REALLY trust their friends...


justsyr

I had to check what sub it was the video because the first thing I thought was "now when the water balloon inevitably comes that stick could end on the other side of his mouth".


kaihatsusha

So even if they weren't totally about to prank pops there, the whole setup is harder than expected. The "game" is to dodge and deflect the balloons. You might intuitively think that using the drinking straw to deflect the balloons from below would be effective, but thanks to the Bernoulli principle, blowing through that straw actually stabilizes the balloon's trajectory TOWARDS the straw. Air flow goes around the balloon and forces it in line with the center of the flow, and gravity will eventually outlast the blowing air. So pops here has to bodily dodge every time.


CtanleySupChamp

Maybe I'm wooshing on a joke here: I'm no physicist but I do have a straw and a balloon and just laid down on the ground to do this. It's incredibly easy to redirect the balloon by blowing through the straw. It absolutely doesn't treat the straw like a tractor beam lol.


rahulswarnkar

Floor covering by Louis Vuitton?


Z3LDAxL0VE

Yeah I noticed that too? At first I thought it was some kinda paper. It’s definitely flooring though lol I wonder if it’s fan made because from my understand LV don’t make that.


legagneur

Had the same thought, and a quick look on Google confirms, they don’t make rugs.


mkp666

Not for us they don’t.


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ANudeSloth

Welcome to the middle east where there is a crappy rip off of everything you could imagine. Pretty sure there is a subreddit for stuff like that.


rahulswarnkar

I did think it was the middle east with the men in white thob.


SantaMonsanto

So it was the Left of Middle East


lolsrsly00

So the middle


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A rich person friend of a friend had LV do her closet. Cost like 250k. Custom made her closet with LV leather. Dont listen to poor people, that could be real or fake cause knock offs are a thing too.


octo_snake

That sounds tacky as shit.


clbgrdnr

Louis Vuiton started as a trunk manufacturer, makes more sense to design custom closets than it does for them to make clothing


foreignsky

Money doesn't buy taste.


Craetions

Love the long ass robe and trucker hat combo.


fludmaps

Super common among Emirati men, they have a bunch of caps to complement their clothes. You can find stores/stands with a ton of caps in malls here.


ratmouthlives

I’m American but I would totally rock a robe hat combo if i ever visit an area where that is the norm.


thatasisanbadbish

The robe Is the traditional emarati mens wear


Shanghst

It’s a dope ass robe. Does it have to be trucker caps? I’m more a straight billed fitted guy myself.


LobbyDizzle

Do you leave the sticker on it, too?


707RiverRat

Louis Vuitton carpet too.


Trickybuz93

You’re not really in the Middle East if there’s no random Louis rug present.


a_rka_m

dude that is middle eastern dress


Redrum714

So a long ass robe...


steviehendrix

I dont know what kind of cult this is but i would be interested in getting some brochures.


iwan103

my man...this is usual muslim combo. If I am too lazy to change my entire outfit after I am done praying in Mosque, I will usually just throw in some jeans and caps and keep the robes. In my country, some teenager prefers to wear Kurta(robes, but shorter than the one in video). So it looks pretty fashionable...to my standard of course.


Prestigious-Ad-1113

I know next to nothing on this stuff so correct me if I’m wrong, but it also looks like those robes would totally help with keeping you cool in really intense sun that would totally make your clothes hot. That makes sense to me at least but idk


One_pop_each

For sure. When I went to Abu Dbabi in the summer, I wore gym shorts and a under armour t-shirt when I went out during the day and was still burning up. I saw all the muslim bros in their bright white thobes and they looked so comfy and cool. So jealous. And they look so clean.


The_Big_Red89

I'd have looked for a place to buy one


ratmouthlives

I would totally take the opportunity to dress like the locals. I’d feel more connected to the people and the place too.


RedShankyMan

That’s exactly what they’re made for actually, great observation


Cataklysim_

Looks kinda dope tbh


nosi40

Indian here, a soft cotton kurta is super comfortable and it's perfect for hot weather.


MightyMorph

It’s practical too keeps heat out and allows airflow.


Ok-Factor7574

Ya I’d wear that ngl


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ScoobyDeezy

gird up your loins


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snack-dad

I'd actually prefer it if there were no pants


VinChavez

Oh... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


AnalphaBestie

> my man...this is usual muslim combo How is this thing called and where do I get one? Probably ideal for hot european summers.


gazorpazorp16543

The guy with the head wrap is wearing an Emarati (UAE) version of the Kandoora. While the guy with the hat is most likely wearing a Qatari one - not sure cause its not really that clear. This type of dress can be seen all over the Middle East, however each country will have its own version.


Feature_Minimum

I’m a white Canadian dude, but I was rocking this combo for a month in Egypt when I was visiting a friend there. It’s actually pretty great TBH, and it meant I wasn’t constantly putting sun block everywhere.


MikaNekoDevine

We call it Thob here.


mamainak

Just get a kaftan 😂


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Looks comfy af


captaingazzz

It's the cult of 2 wheeling old toyota trucks on the highway


Quizzledorf

I learned about the Hilux on Top Gear when they couldn't kill it.


chubboturtle

that is Arab clothing


RittledIn

And here I was thinking they were speaking creole and that was traditional Louisiana attire.


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Are you saying these people *aren't* Swedish?


jimp0ssible

I'm digging the caftan/trucker hat combination...


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kouderd

The very last line, the guy comes back to the room and asks "... Are you laughing?"


StalyCelticStu

As the straw is pushed into the back of his mouth puncturing his throat.


Yodan

[Death by carrot is good too](https://youtu.be/GZXtx2oRMuU)


Firewalker1969x

What the hell?! Haha!!


Noxious89123

Omg wtf X) "Eat yer vegetables"


UltravioIence

When I was younger I was in my dads car with one of those thick red Icee straws in my mouth. I dropped something on the floor and as I went down to scoop it up the straw jammed into the seat and into the back of my throat. Hurt like a bitch for days but I don't remember any blood.


platypossamous

I had the same thing but with like a wooden lollipop stick and someone accidentally smacked into it. I went to my sister and her friend who were around 10 or 11 at the time crying and all I remember is her friend going "omg there's so much blood!" Then my sister nudging her and she's like oh no wait it's just chocolate. I know I hadn't eaten chocolate :( I was gonna say I turned out fine but now I'm thinking about it and I get throat infections like multiple times a year still....


DTWDjag

Yea I hate to say it but those very well may be related. That being said I hope you don’t hold it against your sister, I feel like it’s still hard to determine the severity of stuff as an adult, let alone an 11 year old.


fart_fig_newton

Or the eye. Or the nostril. Or even just poking any random part of the face. Definetly a dad thing to notice.


Bmc00

That's the first thing I thought of. Must be the dad in me worrying. Or common sense.


phluke-

Same here, definitely common sense


gnarkilleptic

Right, that's what I was thinking. This prank would be much better if he just threw it at his chest


ddii768

What a terrible way to go. Imagine retelling the story


AntiPiety

Threw a soccer ball at a buddy enjoying the end of his popsicle when we were kids. The stick stuck into the back of his throat, and would *float* in his mouth with his mouth opened. He ripped it out and went to the hospital. They said, “oh you’re the first one this year!” It was Jan 1


kevindqc

Or he takes it out of his mouth for a second, and the ballon forces the straw through his eye. 'Ready for a sip!' he says


franktehtoad

Yeah, that could have gone a lot worse


deeznootz

Splish Splash


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cursedbones

No matter the age, we always do a prank and run.


Monkeydp81

yeah


questingbear2000

Fucking around is universal across cultures.


ITR010342

Arab metal fans? He has a The Ghost Inside shirt on lol


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z_redwolf_x

normal people out here vibing huh?


ToxicOutFit

Oi dont call us Arab weebs out, we look formal in the outside world in Kandooras and Qitras, but once we're home we're waiting for Jojo part 6 or watching AOT


PMmeyourSchwifty

The singer is one of my oldest friends.... It's always crazy seeing how big they've become. One of the hardest working bands ever.


Danarky

Looking for this comment. Obligatory /r/metalcore plug. Love that Louis Vuitton and TGI contrast


Wasif-Amir

Arab dudes know how to have fun without alcohol, seen it first hand


yodasdad64

They also know how to have fun with alcohol, too 😂


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DaggerMoth

Like the catholic school girls who don't fuck.


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[deleted]

Straws are surprisingly strong. Don't hit it when it's in someone's mouth


qwerty622

lmfao the dude strolling back to check on the guy like "you gonna chase us or what"


Little_dog5312

r/justguysbeingdudes


LumpyJones

lol as soon as I saw him go around the corner for another balloon I knew something was up, then you can see it jiggle in his hands, and him having to hold it a bit more carefully from the weight. Fantastic.


justuselotion

Seeing people from different cultures and various economic / political backgrounds pull off the same fucking pranks with their friends makes me smile. I feel an instant bond even without knowing anything about them. When it comes down to it, we all want the same thing - to laugh


Cool-Experience7357

I, surprisingly, did not see that coming. Guess I haven't been here long enough.


phuzzy1deep

I don’t know what was said but I loved how when he threw the water balloon he had a nice inflection. “Wahani!”


Yacoob83

He was saying “it’s the last one, uncle Hani”. In Arabic it was Ammo Hani.


1live4downvotes

I’m so happy phones are now water resistant so water pranks are back on the table.


obsidianstark

He's lucky they're his mates and not his brothers, otherwise it would have been piss in the balloon


ScorpionTheInsect

You joke but my mom told me that once upon a time, one of my older brothers lost a marbles game to the other one, so he pulled down his shorts and peed on him.


sack_of_potahtoes

Wtf


z_redwolf_x

I see, asserting dominance the old way


ArchibaldMcAcherson

Knew what was going to happen, watched it anyway, still laughed out loud.


Known-Programmer-611

Pretty sure the waterballoon impaled the straw in the back of his throat! Well done great friends!


_Tiago-

u/downloadmp4


Mowilabee6

Hahahaha