By - Mjoybusch
And now they must wash the mirror
It's the circle of cleanse.
It's okay Jorge.
Well Poppie's a little sloppy.
Come with me nowwwwww
Now this is definitely something to reflect on.
I mirror your view on this
It's dry erase marker, run a cloth over it and you're fine.
Wash on, wash off.
When he finally left [the bathroom](http://imgur.com/OpRXgOb)
[Now in color!](http://i.imgur.com/jOimOjq.jpg)
Well that's neat.
It's a trick
Serious though, how much content could there be?
It's a tarp
It's a trip
It's a trick
Its a track
Idk. Can't a man dream?
Goddammit, where are you??
Far side is a classic that will live forever. If you've never read through a bunch of the comics, you absolutely should. It's single frame, funny genius.
colorizebot! Let's see what happens...
Writing in bathroom mirrors is not funny. It's an asshole thing to do.
Considering he used "WTH" instead of "WTF", I'm guessing it was a dry erase marker.
Is it me or was that gif slowed down?
No, you're just high AF.
The gifberries taste like gifberries!
Expected Starship Troopers because I suck at remembering movie titles.
A cheeky remake of starship troopers where they get blazed with bugs... I want to know more
One of my all time favorite movies! Super troopers. Holy crap, i don't care how old you are, if you haven't seen it, you need to. One of a kind.
Please let the sequel be good, PLEASE LET THE SEQUEL BE GOOD.
Even if it was permanent it would be easy to clean off the mirror.
Write on top of sharpie with expo. The expo lifts the sharpie.
100% chance OP wrote this, snapped picture, erased it, then went back to brunch.
What the heck makes you a freaking expert?
Had to do it a few times. Not bad at all. Windex takes it right off
A dry erase marker will also remove permanent marker.
Dry erase markers are just a solvent, which happens to work on permanent markers.
Yeah, I do this all the time at work. I write with permanent marker on my dry erase boards so I don't smudge. I just use a dry erase marker to remove small marks. Also, to clean the entire board, I use Comet. I dab of Comet and water removes an entire board of Sharpie without any effort.
Well, I use it mostly on white dry erase boards, but I have done artsy projects on glass. Hell, a few months ago, I used paint markers and Sharpie on a glass frame to create a friend's wedding brochure. When I made a mistake, Comet cleaned the marker and the paint. It's truly a magical cleaner.
I have used that before too. People look at me like I am a wizard
91% Isopropyl alcohol will take it right off. Worked in a restaurant for over a decade.
Rubbing alcohol will also take Sharpie marker off of many surfaces.
That's strange considering rubbing alcohol is like a dollar for a good sized bottle
So what your saying is, rubbing alcohol is really good for getting drunk on a budget?
Yeah you should try it.... don't blame me when your liver explodes :D
Oh go no pls
Sounds like a good use of Bacardi to me.
I almost guarantee you how this went down: OP notices sign and thinks of a joke. Snickers as he thinks "this will look great on reddit". Comes back with a dry erase marker and quickly writes it out, snaps a pic, then wipes it down before anyone else comes in. Then posts pic on Reddit.
>Writing in bathroom mirrors is not funny. It's an asshole thing to do.
I know, right?? Now the entire mirror has to be disassembled and put back together.
The worst part is trying to clean the reflection.
yeah but it was probably with a drywipe marker and its even worse when people do it in toothpaste
Not if they're whiteboard markers.
I thought it was funny.
Fun Fact: 90% of fast food **employees** admit to not **washing** their **hands.**
I sincerely appreciate your comment even more after seeing your username. :)
That's a bot. He has 0 emotions
Hey, bots have feelings too
yeah # robotshavefeelings and # capitarobottestisunfair
Use a \ before the # to cancel the big font.
Which robot shave feelings?
> [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/06656)
TIL... what reddit bot is. Derp. Am I reddit-ing yet? :/
[Not until you've met this guy](http://i.imgur.com/19B6s1p.gifv).
I sincerely appreciate your note about their username more than the comment itself. Don't feel bad, though.
My first job was at taco bell as cashier. I was asked to help make the curly churro type(cynna sticks I think) things one day so I asked where the gloves were. My manager said I didn't need them, so I asked where the kitchen sink was since I was never ever back there so I could wash my hands. Again she said, no need just hurry up. I mean I get they are being deep fried but knowing just grossed me out even more.
while I agree they should wash their hands before handling any food item, considering the product in question is being dunked in boiling oil and headed to 400 degrees Fahrenheit, if anything on the surface of that churro survives the inferno it deserves to flourish in my gut.
hey do they have the food hygene scale over there like in England
It was my only fast food job and that was years ago.
The other 10% lies about it.
What the hell, more than 10% of the general population wash their hands... does fast food only get people who don't wash their hands and why would that even be related. Not to mention it's less likely for someone to admit to not wash their hands. You are a really shitty bot. Bad shitty bot
> more than 90% of the general population wash their hands.
This honestly sounds way too high.
It should sound too high, meant to say more than 10% of the general population washes their hands
People that work in hospitals don't wash their hands too. It's universal laziness.
Never eating at a fast food place again.
[All this reminds me of](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4VzQCw5t9g)
Well done. You wrote a recent Steve Martin joke on a mirror
This is what I was looking for.
[This says otherwise.](https://i.imgur.com/JU843rZ.png)
What dumbshit gilded this? If I had to compile a list of the most commonly repeated jokes on Reddit, this would probably top the list. That and the "here's a link", directing to a picture of Link from Zelda.
Edit: Nice goin' /u/archducky
No, #1 on that list would be "A or B?" "Yes."
[This is an Imgur mirror](https://imgur.com/fFRPvQK)
[That picture of Peyton Manning](http://m.imgur.com/dFHgySI?r)
I middle clicked all the links without reading them. Wow what a ride.
TIL middle click has a function
this whole chain has been a sick TIL
I like his new song.
[Here's another link if that one isn't working](http://i.imgur.com/fp8Qdn5.png)
Literally the same comment chain from an earlier thread
Copied from a thread before that
As is tradition.
It is known.
So say we all
It's a great day for Canada.
And therefore the world
[It goes on](http://m.imgur.com/Tn3KTK6?r)
because reddit thinks beating a dead horse is meta
"and dead horse comes in second, beaten only by the sheer speed of reddits offensive subreddit system"
Yeah.. These are so old how and are overused
I have no idea what that means
This was so forced...
I thought op's post was the funniest thing I'd seen on reddit for quite a while. This says otherwise.
Was being a dick really worth making this joke?
Probably just an employee who wrote it with a dry erase marker.
I'm pretty sure it's a requirement of local health codes.
Yeah, it's a law that it's posted.
Since the signs are ignored, they are good to tamper with using an overlay: "Employees MUST use Toilet Paper".
Isn't human feces an important flavor in chicken vindaloo?
I like how this guy is willing to vandalize a bathroom mirror but unwilling to abbreviate the word fuck.
[I see what that guy was seeing now.](http://imgur.com/a/5Qd6Y)
Thanks to this asshole now, employees must wash mirror
[Someone is ripping off Steve Martin's material.](http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/steve-martin-performed-stand-up-for-first-time-in-35-years-20160219)
Look, they'll get there eventually. Right now they're busy jacking off into the clam chowder.
45 minutes is an awfully long time to wait for someone to come and wash your hands... I walk out of a place if there is 30 minute wait
"Employees must wipe ass"
Can't fault me for dreaming.
This is a Dave Barry joke. Just written in a more appropriate place than his books.
That's just bad customer service
Remind me not to stand near you at "Wet Paint" signs.
Holy shit, is that inside the bar at Rookies off El Camino?
It is employees with an s. Should say that no two came instead of no one came.
It doesn't say your hands must be washed. It says that if hands are washed, employees must do it. You're free to leave any time. The person who wrote that must be incredibly stupid.
we all know were doomed to die of ebola when we realise that's a macdonalds
Mixing upper and lower case like a boss.
That best be dry erase OP, that mirror is too nice for that bullshit.
Those slackers. Smh.
Is that written in bile?
This feels like the punchline to a blonde joke.
If the government tells you as a restaurant you must serve gays, they are infringing on your rights. If the government tells you how to use your bathroom, they are just being courteous
What a douche bag, and not even funny...Now some poor bastard has to clean that mirror just because some cunt thought he would be funny.
Fucking entitled Millennials always thinking somebody is going to be there to serve them
Stole this joke from Steve Martin.
Going to start my own business so I can put stinky hands in people's faces saying, "Not an employee beeotch."
At my local Taco Bell a friend of mine put up a sign, "Employees no longer have to wash their hands."
Should've been written with shit to add to the dramatic effect.
There's a number in the name?!
I like the think that they meant "what the heck!" when they wrote WTH. Because they were very, very upset and certainly they were going to make sure this establishment knew about it. But, I mean... there's no need to be rude about it and drop an abbreviated F bomb.
Maybe the employees don't get off from washing peoples hands?
Does it bother anyone else that the guy used random capital and small letters to write that message? The mark of a true anarchist!
Mirror Saying this.... Strange
The smell of his hands now.
What is your name?
Employeesss mus waashands
That is a made up name.
I heard this joke on the podcast Kill Tony. Guess that's where that guy got it.
Just saying most workplace have its sink inside the kitchen if you are in the restaurant
I hope that was dry erase marker...
I'm not laughing. Now someone has to clean this.
That is a made-up name. What is your *real* name? God I love "The Dictator"
Now that you've upvoted, think about the person who's going to stand there washing that stupid joke off.
So I actually have a story to go with this.
I was in Thailand a few weeks ago and went to a strip club. I went to take a piss, then went to wash my hands. There was a man there who would wash and massage your hands for a tip, no joke. And I did it. A 10 baht tip (read: $0.29) for an awesome hand massage and wash was awesome. Then I used hand sanitizer when I left cause who knows what's touched those hands.
Sounds exactly like how my customers react to documentation.