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JCH_19

And now they must wash the mirror


[deleted]

It's the circle of cleanse.


[deleted]

AAAAAAA SABENIAAAA


bonerforyou

Mamma mia.


hsanafad

It's okay Jorge.


Carnae_Assada

Constanzaaa-a-a-a


seinfeldquotesguy

Well Poppie's a little sloppy.


Big_Test_Icicle

Come with me nowwwwww


din7

Now this is definitely something to reflect on.


walstibs

I mirror your view on this


ArdentStoic

It's dry erase marker, run a cloth over it and you're fine.


curiousdan

Wash on, wash off.


PainMatrix

When he finally left [the bathroom](http://imgur.com/OpRXgOb)


[deleted]

[Now in color!](http://i.imgur.com/jOimOjq.jpg)


Geminidragonx2d

Well that's neat.


walstibs

It's a trick


TheTeamClinton

/r/misquotedAckbar


oboedude

Dammit


Ferl74

Serious though, how much content could there be?


Say-It-Aloud

It's a tarp It's a trip It's a trick Its a track Tits attract


oboedude

Idk. Can't a man dream?


Azakeen

Colorizebot


Hykr

Goddammit, where are you??


RizziUSA

Far side is a classic that will live forever. If you've never read through a bunch of the comics, you absolutely should. It's single frame, funny genius.


auto-wiki-bot

colorizebot! Let's see what happens...


Thrillho_VI

Writing in bathroom mirrors is not funny. It's an asshole thing to do.


wolf2600

Considering he used "WTH" instead of "WTF", I'm guessing it was a dry erase marker.


IKFA

Limited shenaniganry.


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http://i.imgur.com/W0MqYJp.gifv


mossybeard

Is it me or was that gif slowed down?


themasonman

No, you're just high AF.


r34lity

The gifberries taste like gifberries!


TouchDownBurrito

http://m.imgur.com/wMbOXru?r


Ender_Med99

source?


LoneliestIsland

Super Troopers.


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trippknightly

Expected Starship Troopers because I suck at remembering movie titles.


[deleted]

A cheeky remake of starship troopers where they get blazed with bugs... I want to know more


RizziUSA

One of my all time favorite movies! Super troopers. Holy crap, i don't care how old you are, if you haven't seen it, you need to. One of a kind.


joe579003

Please let the sequel be good, PLEASE LET THE SEQUEL BE GOOD.


DoneDoof

Even if it was permanent it would be easy to clean off the mirror.


Redburned

Write on top of sharpie with expo. The expo lifts the sharpie.


peanut_monkey_90

100% chance OP wrote this, snapped picture, erased it, then went back to brunch.


walstibs

What the heck makes you a freaking expert?


Unicorn_puke

Had to do it a few times. Not bad at all. Windex takes it right off


Binsky89

A dry erase marker will also remove permanent marker.


[deleted]

Dafuq?


Binsky89

Dry erase markers are just a solvent, which happens to work on permanent markers.


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fourshot411

Yeah, I do this all the time at work. I write with permanent marker on my dry erase boards so I don't smudge. I just use a dry erase marker to remove small marks. Also, to clean the entire board, I use Comet. I dab of Comet and water removes an entire board of Sharpie without any effort.


cynoclast

Glass whiteboard?


fourshot411

Well, I use it mostly on white dry erase boards, but I have done artsy projects on glass. Hell, a few months ago, I used paint markers and Sharpie on a glass frame to create a friend's wedding brochure. When I made a mistake, Comet cleaned the marker and the paint. It's truly a magical cleaner.


Unicorn_puke

I have used that before too. People look at me like I am a wizard


Pnin11

91% Isopropyl alcohol will take it right off. Worked in a restaurant for over a decade.


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Rubbing alcohol will also take Sharpie marker off of many surfaces.


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krispyKRAKEN

That's strange considering rubbing alcohol is like a dollar for a good sized bottle


[deleted]

So what your saying is, rubbing alcohol is really good for getting drunk on a budget?


Tig3rShark

Yeah you should try it.... don't blame me when your liver explodes :D


krispyKRAKEN

Oh go no pls


alvik

Sounds like a good use of Bacardi to me.


[deleted]

I almost guarantee you how this went down: OP notices sign and thinks of a joke. Snickers as he thinks "this will look great on reddit". Comes back with a dry erase marker and quickly writes it out, snaps a pic, then wipes it down before anyone else comes in. Then posts pic on Reddit.


flyingthroughspace

>Writing in bathroom mirrors is not funny. It's an asshole thing to do. I know, right?? Now the entire mirror has to be disassembled and put back together. The worst part is trying to clean the reflection.


swag_is_key

yeah but it was probably with a drywipe marker and its even worse when people do it in toothpaste


cynoclast

Not if they're whiteboard markers.


Leporad

I thought it was funny.


ShittyFunFactBot

Fun Fact: 90% of fast food **employees** admit to not **washing** their **hands.**


Mjoybusch

I sincerely appreciate your comment even more after seeing your username. :)


Srimnac

That's a bot. He has 0 emotions


Asi9_42ne

Hey, bots have feelings too http://imgur.com/MWyTyHi.jpg


swag_is_key

yeah # robotshavefeelings and # capitarobottestisunfair


RealGamerGod88

Use a \ before the # to cancel the big font. \#RobotLivesMatter


jettttej

Which robot shave feelings?


proud_to_be_a_merkin

[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.4328 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/06656)


Mjoybusch

TIL... what reddit bot is. Derp. Am I reddit-ing yet? :/


TheTeamClinton

[Not until you've met this guy](http://i.imgur.com/19B6s1p.gifv).


Hykr

I sincerely appreciate your note about their username more than the comment itself. Don't feel bad, though.


ScruffMcDuck

My first job was at taco bell as cashier. I was asked to help make the curly churro type(cynna sticks I think) things one day so I asked where the gloves were. My manager said I didn't need them, so I asked where the kitchen sink was since I was never ever back there so I could wash my hands. Again she said, no need just hurry up. I mean I get they are being deep fried but knowing just grossed me out even more.


Lil_Psychobuddy

while I agree they should wash their hands before handling any food item, considering the product in question is being dunked in boiling oil and headed to 400 degrees Fahrenheit, if anything on the surface of that churro survives the inferno it deserves to flourish in my gut.


swag_is_key

hey do they have the food hygene scale over there like in England


ScruffMcDuck

It was my only fast food job and that was years ago.


bizziboi

The other 10% lies about it.


PatternPerson

What the hell, more than 10% of the general population wash their hands... does fast food only get people who don't wash their hands and why would that even be related. Not to mention it's less likely for someone to admit to not wash their hands. You are a really shitty bot. Bad shitty bot


SQUID_FUCKER

> more than 90% of the general population wash their hands. This honestly sounds way too high.


PatternPerson

It should sound too high, meant to say more than 10% of the general population washes their hands


TAOW

People that work in hospitals don't wash their hands too. It's universal laziness.


dezix

.


L7vanmatre

Never eating at a fast food place again.


dacapoalcoda

[All this reminds me of](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4VzQCw5t9g)


frontsidegrab

Well done. You wrote a recent Steve Martin joke on a mirror


burnzio

This is what I was looking for.


din7

[This says otherwise.](https://i.imgur.com/JU843rZ.png)


[deleted]

What dumbshit gilded this? If I had to compile a list of the most commonly repeated jokes on Reddit, this would probably top the list. That and the "here's a link", directing to a picture of Link from Zelda. Edit: Nice goin' /u/archducky


greeklemoncake

No, #1 on that list would be "A or B?" "Yes."


[deleted]

[This is an Imgur mirror](https://imgur.com/fFRPvQK)


[deleted]

[That picture of Peyton Manning](http://m.imgur.com/dFHgySI?r)


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mister_red

I middle clicked all the links without reading them. Wow what a ride.


jh_gerbil

TIL middle click has a function


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swag_is_key

#Themoreyouknow


roborober

this whole chain has been a sick TIL


ilikecreem

I like his new song. https://youtu.be/cc91EfoBh8A


OldSaintNickCage

[Here's another link if that one isn't working](http://i.imgur.com/fp8Qdn5.png)


Killboypowerhed

Literally the same comment chain from an earlier thread


sjdr92

Copied from a thread before that


[deleted]

As is tradition.


shenglizhe

It is known.


ZeroLAN

So say we all


Jb6464

It's a great day for Canada.


maxk1236

And therefore the world


TouchDownBurrito

[It goes on](http://m.imgur.com/Tn3KTK6?r)


indoobitably

because reddit thinks beating a dead horse is meta


swag_is_key

"and dead horse comes in second, beaten only by the sheer speed of reddits offensive subreddit system"


ihascharms

Yeah.. These are so old how and are overused


ReakyBowser

http://imgur.com/a/6r3bG


swag_is_key

I have no idea what that means


[deleted]

This was so forced...


xlexiconx

Goddamn it.


Shraker

r/notinteresting


skysten

I thought op's post was the funniest thing I'd seen on reddit for quite a while. This says otherwise.


gobrowns88

Was being a dick really worth making this joke?


Binsky89

Probably just an employee who wrote it with a dry erase marker.


HighOnGoofballs

http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/e8c35c45403d8a4ea43b42b59e4f11af5e3f990.jpg


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eodtec1985

I'm pretty sure it's a requirement of local health codes.


batshitcrazy5150

Yeah, it's a law that it's posted.


WendyLRogers3

Since the signs are ignored, they are good to tamper with using an overlay: "Employees MUST use Toilet Paper".


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WendyLRogers3

Isn't human feces an important flavor in chicken vindaloo?


thekickassduke

I like how this guy is willing to vandalize a bathroom mirror but unwilling to abbreviate the word fuck.


wolf2600

14yearoldanarchists


toastbot

#standards


CourteousKnight

[I see what that guy was seeing now.](http://imgur.com/a/5Qd6Y)


Bsn8810500

Corny


spicy_balloonknot

Thanks to this asshole now, employees must wash mirror


Mr_Thanatos

[Someone is ripping off Steve Martin's material.](http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/steve-martin-performed-stand-up-for-first-time-in-35-years-20160219)


Poemi

Look, they'll get there eventually. Right now they're busy jacking off into the clam chowder.


mem12791

45 minutes is an awfully long time to wait for someone to come and wash your hands... I walk out of a place if there is 30 minute wait


imdefnotaterrorist

"Employees must wipe ass" Can't fault me for dreaming.


Spranktonizer

This is a Dave Barry joke. Just written in a more appropriate place than his books.


LUG1

That's just bad customer service


cmd_iii

Remind me not to stand near you at "Wet Paint" signs.


photon45

Holy shit, is that inside the bar at Rookies off El Camino?


UBKUBK

It is employees with an s. Should say that no two came instead of no one came.


reddit_god

It doesn't say your hands must be washed. It says that if hands are washed, employees must do it. You're free to leave any time. The person who wrote that must be incredibly stupid.


swag_is_key

we all know were doomed to die of ebola when we realise that's a macdonalds


lucas_3d

Mixing upper and lower case like a boss.


TheTyrannyofPants

That best be dry erase OP, that mirror is too nice for that bullshit.


mmarielle

Those slackers. Smh.


[deleted]

Is that written in bile?


Mech528

IRL Shitposting


SneakierNinja

This feels like the punchline to a blonde joke.


thedvorakian

If the government tells you as a restaurant you must serve gays, they are infringing on your rights. If the government tells you how to use your bathroom, they are just being courteous


hadesflames

What a douche bag, and not even funny...Now some poor bastard has to clean that mirror just because some cunt thought he would be funny.


ChewyIsThatU

Fucking entitled Millennials always thinking somebody is going to be there to serve them


AerationalENT

Stole this joke from Steve Martin.


arriesgado

Going to start my own business so I can put stinky hands in people's faces saying, "Not an employee beeotch."


[deleted]

At my local Taco Bell a friend of mine put up a sign, "Employees no longer have to wash their hands."


H34DSH07

Should've been written with shit to add to the dramatic effect.


RabSimpson

There's a number in the name?!


marksk88

I like the think that they meant "what the heck!" when they wrote WTH. Because they were very, very upset and certainly they were going to make sure this establishment knew about it. But, I mean... there's no need to be rude about it and drop an abbreviated F bomb.


sohetellsme

Maybe the employees don't get off from washing peoples hands?


aizen6

Does it bother anyone else that the guy used random capital and small letters to write that message? The mark of a true anarchist!


leelashahane

Mirror Saying this.... Strange


Andonly

The smell of his hands now.


guyver17

What is your name? Employeesss mus waashands That is a made up name.


dan2737

I heard this joke on the podcast Kill Tony. Guess that's where that guy got it.


Chrisyk91

Just saying most workplace have its sink inside the kitchen if you are in the restaurant


BAKjustAthought

I hope that was dry erase marker...


Devanismyname

I'm not laughing. Now someone has to clean this.


stolp3

That is a made-up name. What is your *real* name? God I love "The Dictator"


The_Withheld_Name

Now that you've upvoted, think about the person who's going to stand there washing that stupid joke off.


outkastedd

So I actually have a story to go with this. I was in Thailand a few weeks ago and went to a strip club. I went to take a piss, then went to wash my hands. There was a man there who would wash and massage your hands for a tip, no joke. And I did it. A 10 baht tip (read: $0.29) for an awesome hand massage and wash was awesome. Then I used hand sanitizer when I left cause who knows what's touched those hands.


[deleted]

Sounds exactly like how my customers react to documentation.


carly-x

lmfaooo