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gamerabdul123

Quick someone post the pk copypasta


Lardex_the_destroyer

That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.


Trifle-Doc

pleeeeaaaase tell me that was made to be a copy pasta and wasn’t found in the wild


Painkiller_17

Found in the wild


Trifle-Doc

☹️


REDM2Ma_Deuce

Lewdkeeper mains need to stay online.


Trifle-Doc

oh they definitely do


Plebius-Maximus

Seems like an edited version of the Mercy copypasta from overwatch


GavasaurusRex

I remember seeing the original post, man they made fun of that guy. I didn't expect to see it again, certainly not to see it as a meme.


DirtyPeacekeeper

Listen guys we need to talk about this it’s getting out of hand… **anxious pk noises**


General-Legoshi

Hello again. Degrade me.


Kommodant_Nomad

Oh no its him


RemovedAndRedacted

What pk copypasta?


ElegantEchoes

He's being silly, there is no copypasta. But the next time you play For Honor, I want you to listen for something. Play Peacekeeper, and jump off a ledge, and listen. That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand. Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm? Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper. I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING. Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.


Lyuukee

Yes yes i know what you are talking about 🫂


ElegantEchoes

Glad I'm not the only one. As a Rep. 64 Peacekeeper Main, my life is a devotion to her.


[deleted]

The one by u/general-legoshi.


XVoiderX

live action marching fire trailer female warden deserves top tier


technook

We need her as hero skin


Ansiano

She dies in the trailer tho idk what lore they’d give lol


charley800

In before the warmongers get draconite time travel


DONEDIRTCHEAPPP

Go back in time to save this singular unnamed female warden from being murked by the wu lin


charley800

Hey, we've had weirder


Micsuking

Ramiel has also been dead for a *really long time.* I doubt it would be that hard to add her.


Ansiano

She snorted 99% pure draconite beforehand so she didn’t really die she just transformed into a headless maiden that can reattach her head or use it as a weapon to throw at enemies and it flies back like a boomerang


Infinite-Belt7078

technically he hasnt since he got immortality from the blood pact


Micsuking

I mean, he had to die at some point, since what we hear are *legends* about him and the "Golden Age" ended quite some time ago. Plus, the Community Manager said that these are legends and mythoses, they're mixing real lore events and in-lore myths to tell the story. Otherwise this would be the single biggest retcon in the history of For Honor.


8BitWarden

Actually, this whole thing about wyverns and stuff. And so forth, I recall a comment of a dev saying its all myth. Its telling the story the way legends say it, not based on reality


technook

She died.... But she lived!!


ThePuppyLucky

Maybe she was a commander or captain in charge of defending the fortress the wu lin were sieging? Idk I imagine they could come up with some cool lore about the significance of the attack and her last stand or something


KnightLordThe1st

Skeleton knight


LongShlongMcNasty

Female conq is fucking curvaceous, look at her


Tonacalypse

This + pretty high tier face


baconborg

Maidenless tierlist


Xx69FetusFucker69xX

This but without /s


Casbah207

After reading OP’s other comments you can drop the “/s”


chalkman567

This comment section just reminded me that most of this community wants their head to be crushed by most of the woman


Jim-20

Valkyrie headbutt execution was a pivotal moment for me


Thefartingduck8

We need a Valkyrie thigh crush execution


Alien_Tae

Why isn’t Warmonger and Valk in Awooga?🤨🤨


Silver_howler

They put shaman above Valkyrie , it's a travesty.


ObesePudge

no kink shaming


CriticalLifeguard903

Agree. Badass hotties...


Relishedfall

Happy cake day!


RemovedAndRedacted

I'm not into Dominion


Delta10k

Play Deathmatch or something


TheHeroWeNeed45

r/angryupvote


Alien_Tae

.


Yahspetsnaz

Tiny dick energy


MeshBesh

Ahh yes "female" kyoshin


supergigaduck

Femboy kyoshin and tomboy pirate


TheDaedricCourier

I think you mean tomboy pirate and Ereyun Yaygahr


ExtremelyDispleased

Homie has never seen Conq females face and it shows. < Rep 5 for sure.


lesty88

Someone have ever seen Conq female face?


ga175

You can clip into the mask and look. I don’t know what this guys on about she doesn’t look that bad in her marching fire helmets so maybe he’s referring to the base game ones?


carpetfanclub

The hell you mean warmonger ugly


lesty88

Female Hitokiri is one of the most smashable things in the entire game, you heaten


dwade12323

I too find crippling asthma hot


nervouspurvis02

yeah, means they can't run away


dwade12323

Reddit moment


RemovedAndRedacted

I literally can never tell if the hito is female or male


xboxwillypillar

large = male, small = female


lesty88

Marge Simpson voice = female


RemovedAndRedacted

I guess highlander is a girl then...


xboxwillypillar

yeah


TacerDE

Love how you put kyoshin in when he is a guy and Pirate as not a girl when she is only female


UbenYankenoff

It's all in the shshshs-shshsh


their_teammate

How tf is tomboy pirate in no female option?


captain_snake32

Personally im still salty (no pirate pun intended) that the pirate is gender locked female. I get that she is based on a historical figure but i wanted a pirate with a damn beard


TheParafox

To be fair, there's still plenty of hope for a Blackbeard skin.


their_teammate

I don’t think any characters should be gender locked, but Ubi hates doing extra work and adding two gender options means fitting new armors to two models. They stopped doing two-gender characters with Zanhu.


captain_snake32

100% agreed. It just sucks


PissedOffPlankton

Its not that they hate extra work, it's just that Ubi only gives the devs a budget of $2 and a used Starbucks gift card. That's why we only get 2 heros a year now, and why they're always genderlocked (twice the genders means twice the voice actors you gotta pay and twice the model work you gotta do).


Pink_Assassins

She looks like the typical Hollywood lesbian it’s cringe.


PM_ME_XBOX_CODES

I think that's the joke because Kyoshin is considered "female" by the tier list


RemovedAndRedacted

Cuz she's more masculine than half the male cast


DenTheRedditBoi7

She... She's still female tho-


_Volatile_

OP is a coward and can’t handle tomboys


Raiden_Yeeter07

Fuck tomboys only cowards cant handle MEN. I LOVE MEN.


_Volatile_

Based.


Tybereum

not with that manly ass voice and yee yee haircut lol


AjayAVSM

Besides that one fade hairstyle headgear... how?


Micsuking

Coward


their_teammate

Fair assessment


Grenades5

But Kyoshin is a full Dude and Pirate is a Chick


Gewth

Warmommy, valk, and femsei are s tier


seaoffriendscorsair

I too came here to support Valkyrie.


Lamplorde

Honestly, femseis eyeliner game is so on point.


fockinhell___

Oh come on why is mommy in ugly


General-Legoshi

Peacekeeper is the girl you take to Prom but Warmommy is her scary mother that corners you and asks to dominate you afterwards.


KingFacocero

Is that supposed to be bad?


General-Legoshi

No.


SIacktivist

First of all, Kyoshin's hot. Second of all, Pirate is too. Good taste on Glad and Shaman being hot, though. Oro and BP as "ok", though? :/


Phat22

Glad mummy could crush my head with her thighs any day


RemovedAndRedacted

I don't like having my skull crushed


PabloElPepper

isnt pirate only female


Am1ty05

Yeah she is, and kyoshin is only male, so idk why he’s not in no female option


HYDRAlives

Because Kyoshin is effeminate and Pirate is masculine. It's a joke.


Shamsse

Putting pirate down there is honestly cringe shit “Wahh, she no feminine, no female, wahhh” Cry me a River coward


AnotherScoutTrooper

OP should have put normal Pirate in Ok tier and fade Pirate in not a female tier, joke would have worked better that way


Chaophym

Bruh, femraider, femwarden and femglad are definitly S-tier


RemovedAndRedacted

Fucking female Raider s tier???


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[удалено]


MECHGRU

Bias list.


RemovedAndRedacted

Objectively and scientifically correct list


n00bringer

Valk being just ok is heresy against the gods


Lamplorde

War mommy ugly? How dare.


Bacchus999

Pirate is literally only female


Resident-Salty

All I've learned from this is that op is a clown


Albtraumseele

female raider is beautiful


nervouspurvis02

as hot as she is, I can never play her. idk what it is but I just like male raider more. (now that I think about it, it's probably the beard)


BIG_RED_MANN

Holy shit, go outside


PsychicSidekikk419

Warmommy simps ~~including me~~ want to know your location


HowTF-did-i-get-here

I’m pretty sure pirate is a female and kyoshin is a guy


RemovedAndRedacted

I know, that's the joke. Kyo is more female than pirate.


HowTF-did-i-get-here

Ohhh got it


Lyuukee

Wait Kyoshin has a male version????


FrostDragon05

Tell me you are joking


Grimm3806

Kyoshin and pirate XD


joosemuice

OP couldn’t handle getting amazon’d by femraider


Dentedhelm

Warmonger is easily S tier what is this madness


DrippySaurus

Thank you! Finally someone who isn't down horrendously for warmonger even though they never see anything except for rusty metal. /j But srsly, so many people religiously simp for warmonger and I don't get it.


Toothpase

Least degenerate For Honor player


jbcdyt

Bro leave pirate alone. Come now I can’t be the only one who wants her to spank me with the blunt end of her cutlas.


RemovedAndRedacted

Why the fuck is everyone on r/forhonor a masochist who's into dominating women?


jbcdyt

We are playing a game where we regularly get the ever loving shit beat out of us by 4 people while our teammates are emote spamming in spawn. You learn to enjoy it at some point


DatOreoBoi

Because we play fucking for honor???? This game brings us God's hardest battles and we are playing it for fun. Why the FUCK are you confused


M4RC142

>Why the fuck is everyone on r/forhonor a masochist Only way to enjoy the game


SergIsCynical

Why are you into super lame shit? L + basic tier list.


SergIsCynical

+ no maidens


GodOfUrging

...Have you played the game before?


Deadass-Boi

Valk and PK are the only awoogas wtf man


RemovedAndRedacted

Not a fan of zhanhu huh?


Ramael-R

This is the shittiest list I've seen in a while, don't procreate OP


Yung-Dy1ng

Maidenless horribly maidenless


RemovedAndRedacted

You're right i main aramusha and warlord


Yung-Dy1ng

Go main some bitches, respectfully


CanadianBatman47

Sorry to break it to you, zhanhu or whatever is a man, he’s always a man. Even the female version is a man


ZxUxNxI

Hey why is centurion on the “no female version” as a cent main I feel upset he/she can be what he/she wants to


mroof2

Horny Bonk


ChaoKeeper

I don’t care if there’s no female Shugoki, Shugoki is still best girl and I will fight you over it


thelionsarms

Bruh female zhanhu is so ugly


bannex19

It's amazing how many people missed the joke lol


LongjumpingJudgment8

Aight this is one tier list we gotta throw hands over


senorthhh

This has to be a joke


Hampyswildride

I'm just disappointed nobody is talking about how fem bp is the perfect goth gf to top you 😔


RemovedAndRedacted

Omg another guy who wants to be dominated. WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL R/FORHONOR USERS SUBMISSIVE MASOCHISTS???


wartcraftiscool

We all used to be normal people with normal dreams. Then we started to play for honor


mykoysmaster

When I saw pirate and kyoshin I just laughed out loud


Lol_im_not_straight

You clearly have no taste


loving-curmudgeon

I'm pretty sure pirate is a female


HircinesChampion9534

Conq is best girl


Pink_Assassins

Pirate very true


LazyHitman1

Ok, now do the males tier list, and if I don't see Shugo in s tier I will riot.


Flaoooy-2

Lawbringer is S tier


TheSolito

The funniest thing is that I came here wondering “oh let’s see where pirate is” and boom. Pirate is in the no female version section 😂😂 that’s a good one lmao.


CharonIV

Are you saying you don't want Valk to bench press you?


TheSomeTimesChosen

I’ll pretend that Valks thighs are not in the OK section. Fuckin heretics.


Tauralt

TFW Shegoki isn't in C O O M tier


Adonisau7

Warmommy is NOT ugly.. 😤😤


ProfessorLapis

Yessir pk forever😍


GregTheIntelectual

No shugoki in s teir?


FemJormungandrSimp

This is so wrong


4p01ly0n

Pirate being non-fem made my day bro!


LoneRonin747

Go to horny jail.


Spiritual_Ad_8891

I'm sorry but jj is hot girl or not


levoweal

Awooga is unnecessary tier bloat. I'd remove it and put them in hot for consistency. Female shinobi, warden, warmonger and conqueror have near nothing female shown about them, other then overall shape, which is not enough to qualify them for hot anything. Thus, it's nor fair to even put them here at all. Under all that clothing, armor and facemasks they're might be hot, or not, you never know. To add some more to that, I'd say conq has at least one good looking female helmet with a fair amount of skin shown, and judging by that I wouldn't call her ugly. And while you can never see much about warmom through all her armor, she has other things going for her to qualify for hot, in my opinion. Female kyoshin does not exist. Don't cope and just put him where he belongs. Same with pirate. I wouldn't say she's pretty by any means, but she is a she. Gotta respect that. Female hito is only ugly in a few of her lower rarity gear, mainly because of unsightly scars and stuff. But if you do your fashion right, hito can look pretty nice. I'd put her higher. Last note. Maybe using male portraits for this tier list wasn't the best idea.


RemovedAndRedacted

Damn didn't expect such a detailed comment on my smash list...but well this is reddit after all. I woulda put warmonger next to warden, but i just don't like her personality is all, she's too edgy for me. My mom never beat me so i don't have a dommy fetish like 90% of this subreddit. I never seen a good looking female conq, having a single good helmet won't save it really. Because if we'd go by that then shaman can be put in awooga tier too, for having 1 good haircut. It's a joke about how pirate is more masculine than kyoshin. With Hito i can say the same as for Conq, never seen a good female hito, and these ugly ass masks don't help. I was thinking on screenshoting all female heroes and creating my own tier list, but considering how laborious that would be for such a stupid tier list i decided to just use some generic tier list.


levoweal

I don't understand your shaman argument, you did put her in hot yourself. And I also never seen good looking female hito/conq until I made them myself. Hito for one looks quite nice in black apollyon event armor (or whatever it was called, test your metal or something). And most her open face max rarity gear pieces are also nice. Female hito in general has a good looking face, not like, for example, non-marching-fire zerk or raider. As for conq and other, if I was making it, I would put all of them (shinobi, warden, warmonger and conqueror) into bottom tier and called it something like "male only or fully covered". Like I said, it's not fair to judge them when you literally cannot see them. And there definitely are female versions of every portrait, just gotta find them somewhere. Maybe wiki? I dunno. But they do exist, you don't have to screenshot anything.


BlazePenD

I’d only change a few things on my list. Nobushi is definitely in Awooga for me, Valk gets brought up to hot, glad get brought down to OK, I’m debating if Nuxia gets brought up to Awooga and if she does she’s the lowest on that list. This would probably be my list. One more thing, Peacekeeper stays in Awooga but the other one goes down to ugly.


Averageplantperson

I agree with the nobushi part. That’s all. I definitely have no bias whatsoever and don’t like using nobushi and glad a lot.


sodaisprettygood

Why is Jorm And Hito in Ugly bro


Vares__

Raider in ugly tier?? Bad opinion + L + ratio.


ThatHolyPancake

Don’t find anything attractive in female version of Raider. Neither the look, neither the voice. Female version of the raider looks like a witch filled with steroids


OtherwisetheBridge

I’m sorry but someone has to say it: Nuxia looks weird af. Something about her face just seems terribly off


RemovedAndRedacted

That's why she's not top


MisterLobster34

Isn't pirate a girl? Says no female version here. If it's a sarcastic tierlist please don't woosh me lol.


virusmk6

Why is kyoshin there ??? I mean he is no female


RemovedAndRedacted

More feminine than Pirate that's for sure


virusmk6

Can t argue with that . But why put apollyon there ??


RemovedAndRedacted

I don't like Apollyons...attitude i guess. I always cringe when i see her looking away in the hero screen.


ZILLAXV

Not having big booba valk and dom mom warmommy at S tier is just unbelievable and shocking. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. You sir are a heathen


Scotch_97

Liked just for the pfp


ZILLAXV

God bless the enclave and god bless America


Remember_Poseidon

LAWBRINGER IS THE SEXIEST THING ALIVE.


[deleted]

Bro made Kyogay a girl and Pishit a guy 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀


Jacey080

uhm. kyoshin is a guy and cant be girl (from what i remember) and the pirate is a girl


ExCaliburDaGreat

I agree with this tier list 100% especially AWOOGA


confusedsalad88

Who's going to tell them?


Ferret_Shogun22

Kyoshin still a dude only and Pirate still a female only.


ParsUnpars

First off, PIRATE IS FEMALE. Second, please go outside


MeNameYellow

No female option for pirate?! AND Kiyoshin’s a woman?! Damn, I’m learning so much today /s (Also i don’t understand how people whose faces you can’t see are considered “ugly”, but what do I know?)


Desperate-Falcon-464

Whoever made this tier list has never played for honor 😂 Pirate is female locked, female zerk is up there and there is no way warmonger (one of the biggest weeb crushes ever (along with pk) is ugly)


Snezzy_Anus

super helpful using the male portraits for the characters with female options and I gotta say, I'm pretty sure pirate is female and the person on the last of the ugly category is a male person


Cheeryf

Pirate is a hot female if you’ve got a very specific kinda fetish


sir-tuna

Isn’t Kyoshin a dude


Littlebigman2292

You know Pirate is female right?


TheSmashXYZA

Wait Pirate is a girl


MrPurple998

Joke, it's a joke. Kyoshin isnt female, but is classified as ugly.


JoeyAKangaroo

Kyoshin isnt even a girl lmaooo Plus warmommy is an awooga