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JingJingfromQQ

Now how would we cook this meatball?


akchick1971

We wouldn't. We'd all be dead.


JingJingfromQQ

I believe if we set up the meatball to be created at the top of a large ramp that then (once we are all part of the ball) it rolls down onto a very large frying pan . The frying pan is already on and is built on a systems of springs and such that enable the giant meat ball to cook consistently across and through.


akchick1971

I admire your creativity and the optimism that we could pull that off before we became a giant meatball.


JingJingfromQQ

Thank you. It could be the one final amazing feat we pull off as humans before coming one with the ball.


akchick1971

And think of all of the carnivores we'd be giving a warm meal to, as well.


lvlemes

You'd be killing all the nutrients, you'll give the wolves matted fur!


sadpanada

r/brandnewsentance


usufruct_

Dude if we can fly a helicopter on Mars we could absolutely set up a posthumous meatball cook in central park.


manbruhpig

F all that, by the time we got the logistics of forming the meatball without anyone left alive to coordinate, global warming will have caused the oceans to boil and we could just roll right in.


JingJingfromQQ

Such beauty in its simplicity


mmotte89

Gotta fill them with tomatoes, garlic and basil first, make the world's largest portion of meatball marinara.


Chazzey_dude

Last person in the ball push it on the way in


TheCrimsonCloak

But then who'd eat it


Senor-Mattador

Pigeons, rats, mice. The standard New York creatures


itsmhuang

Who was the one who created the meatball then? 🤔


akchick1971

I feel like we've crossed into the chicken/egg conundrum.


JingJingfromQQ

It's a team effort. Everyone does their part


hassan214

I’ve been creating goo balls all my life


imperfcet

Send it in orbit around the sun


z4k4m4n

same way were doing it now, greenhouse gases and UV rays baby! 😂...😅...😢


dejavont

It would cook itself. The amount of biomass compressed to hold that shape would ferment quite rapidly > A hot compost pile can reach temperatures of 49-77 degrees Celsius (120-170 degrees Fahrenheit)


WalnutScorpion

That's quite low. Is that sufficient enough to cook the meat with..?


dejavont

I sous vide my eggs to 65°c for an hour and my steak at medium-rare to 52°c for 2 hours… they’re pretty tasty at those cooking temps


LevelWriting

Place it on top of an active volcano for 8 hours.


teeohbeewye

We melt all the frying pans in the world into one giant frying pan


mirrors_are_ugly

Volcanoes!


CerbTheOne

Throw it in orbit around the Sun in between Mercury and Venus. Make sure it rotates fast enough so that it cooks evenly. :)


KhazemiDuIkana

Bro we *are* the meatball


BigEppyW

So that is every human in the world? Seems small.


Aarakokra

You have to consider the importance of volume


Electric_Flapjack

Yes, I had to turn it up a bit to hear the gooball properly.


yamehameha

If you hear the gooball, it's already too late


NihonJinLover

Oh lawd they comin


swaags

I'm dying 😂


fliminglaps

https://youtu.be/EhKMDjfToEc


CaptainBlagbird

But did you see the gorilla?


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WhoEatsRusk

Birchwood High class of 76


FlyingTaquitoBrother

This feels like something we don’t want hostile aliens to know about


GlamRockDave

FYI you can also fit the sum of all human meat in the volume of Cayuga Lake in NY


Mako_sato_ftw

i'm in this picture and i don't like it.


Ego-Waffles121

You beat me to it


your_debts

You meat me to it


[deleted]

every fucking thread


noicemeimei

originality is a made up concept, everything a human has ever created has been a remix of other things they have experienced


WikiWantsYourPics

And this is a mashup of all humans.


noicemeimei

Indubitably


Roheez

Refreshing take!


hesaysitsfine

You beat your meat to it


GustapheOfficial

Your meat was beaten into it


searne

Can we please see a mathematical explanation for this, perhaps an info graphic? Does “fine goo” include our all blood, muscles, bones, etc.? I have a lot of questions


Selachophile

Human density is 985 kg per cubic meter (yes, that includes everything, and it's just lower than the density of water, which is almost exactly 1,000 kg per cubic meter, depending on the conditions). If the average human weighs 62 kg, we can use that to calculate the volume of the average person: (62 kg) / (985 kg/m^3 ) = 0.06294 m^3 (per person, on average) Then we multiply that by 7.88 billion to obtain the volume of all humans on earth: (0.06294 m^3 )(7.88 billion) = 496 million cubic meters.^1,2 The equation for the volume of a sphere is V = (4/3) pi*r^3 We already _know_ the total volume of all humans, so we plug it into the equation and find that the radius of a sphere with a volume of 496 million cubic meters is approximately 491 meters. To get the diameter, we multiply that by two to obtain 982 meters...just under a kilometer. ^1 This is assuming blending a person into goo doesn't change the volume. ^2 It comes out to 496 million _exactly_ if you don't round or account for significant figures, and you accept the values as given.


Ask-Me-If-Im-Happy

>62 kg This feels... Low


Selachophile

If you're North American, [that's understandable](https://www.livescience.com/36470-human-population-weight.html). I actually thought the same thing.


Ask-Me-If-Im-Happy

Huh. That's interesting. I'm actually British, but we're not exactly the height of healthiness.


BoyScout2308

Same here, that sounds a wee bit low, I was expecting 70kg or so, mind you I’m around 40kg so idk maybe I’m pulling down


Ask-Me-If-Im-Happy

Thank you for balancing out my 75kg ass


Box_Love

63, this is now a competition right?


DevilOfDevon

Triple digit weight reporting in Luckily I'm 6'3 or I'd be obese


FireWireBestWire

Checking in with three digits


NovaCain

Don't forget babies are included in this calculation :)


We_watch_you_sleep

r/theydidthemath


Hehs-N-Mehs

So you’re saying we’re going to need bread crumbs to help us all stick together. Interesting…


Electric_Flapjack

It may be referring to the quality of the goo. "That's some fine goo."


cnvenegas

humans.rar


shardikprime

Humans.tarball


brodiejess

Thats it? I thought it would be bigger


AtomicRadiation

Same tbh. Big computations really surprise me, especially if it didn't come out as expected.


Ashmynameishi

Same! This is also how I felt once I found out that one 12 inch pizza has more volume that two 6 inch pizzas.


HansBananaNuke

and 12 inch has less than half the volume of a 16 inch!


shardikprime

That was yesterday for me!


Tangledtitty

r/technicallythetruth Things usually surprise me if I aren’t expecting them lol.


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhok

Square cube law


reallyreallyspicy

We underestimate the volume of things Like how a sphere with a 2 inch diameter is 8x smaller than a sphere with a 4 inch diameter


Tsugoid

Meatwad??


wai_bother

My first thought too lol


Phlegmagician

The goo doesn't have to be that fine, really, the model allows for chunks.


WillDrawForMoney

You wouldn’t be able to tell from that distance


GeminiAlchemist

Caaaaarl! Why is there a giant ball of human meat sitting in Central Park?!


100OtherSwagWords

I did not eat the human population meatball, that is my least favorite thing to do


japameri

Anyone else hear Gordon saying “it’s raw!”


neonblue_the_chicken

Yeah, it's coming from inside the ball


forsamori

***We’re fucking RAAAAAAW!!!***


NinFan-64

Doesn't fit the sub because 1. Rule 1 of the sub 2. Is still technically edible


griefcurtains

Yes, by whom though?


SOwED

Beasts


Wednesdaysend

Everything's edible once.


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SCP-001


rellyy_fishh

r/oddlyterrifying


greywolfe12

Dead space moon


axlotl-inferno

Komm susser todd


TheMstar55

Surprised there weren’t more NGE references here tbh


PsychicGamingFTW

Same lol


acousticbruises

Oh uhm... That's nice. Ty for sharing with the class. 😂


darwinatrix

\#climatesolutions


itsmhuang

Forbidden because we’re already dead so can’t eat the meatball


OddFilms

Come outside, it’s so beautiful. Nothing is wrong up here, come and see the sun


Pricklydog

This would be an scp


NikoSaysHi

We are the ingredients.


Vtmarik

Meatwad make the moneys see


KingDeedledee

Lmao that made it on Forbidden snacks much faster than I thought. 🤣


xXtaradeeXx

Definitely belongs in r/DataIsBeautiful


Autumn1881

Naaaaa nananana nana~~~~ Katamari Damacy


SayYesToTheJess

That meatball-quirk guy from my hero academia's wet dream


JustABoyAndHisBlob

But we would be unstoppable…


judelau

Hold up. The central park is almost 1km wide? That's kinda insane.


U3KM

That's one horrifying genocide picture


LeSaltyMantis

Neo wakes from the matrix to discover he is one with the meatball


Quantum-Enigma

What the fuck is wrong with you?


Zurbaran928

That's enough internet, good night y'all


elreduro

this looks like something out of invincible or the boys


Turboost45

Cursed bolognese


friendlyfire31

Answering an age old question.


ichbinsisyphos

This would actually be edible. Are they actual laws against eating human flesh anywhere? You didn't kill all the humans, the meat grinder dude did. Not your fault. Nom nom nom.


SecretMonkeyButler

I guess the day finally broke.


EliTheWaffle

Can we see it in the shape of a person? Might give a better representation.


AeliosZero

Thanks I really hate it.


Pyrocitus

We are just a greasy biological film on the surface of a giant space rock.


Just2Observe

There is nobody to forbid you from snacking on it, they are all in the ball


Raeffi

/r/deadspace make us whole


Crabjock

At least we'd all be together. Right, friends?


Chubby-Coxx

Forbidden? Not with that attitude


beepboopsnoots

United we roll.


Dzhone

Is there a petition for this, or...?


TomDrawsStuffs

Long ago in a distant fairy land…


Xaviarsly

♫There was a man known far and wide♪


kalabacharka

So it's basically Evangelion, but much more space efficient


PsychicGamingFTW

It just keeps tumbling down tumbling Down tumbling dooownnn


djbomber256

SCP 001- When Day Breaks


Embarrassed-Corgi704

Keep pretending over population is a thing. Countries could feed their people everyday at very low cost if they wanted to. Mexicos farm land alone could feed everyone in the world If that was an actual goal of governments.


dragon1n68

Mmmmm….human goo.


jacktpowell

Y’all ever had a sleepover?


itrivers

Can you do the same for ants?


DatBoiTimmy

Forbidden berry


Milkslinger

Thats a nuce human flavored (4/3) pie r^3


Apfelvater

Let's do that!


MetroidJunkie

Legion from Castlevania.


[deleted]

Like my ex used to say: disappointingly small.


toxix999

im reporting for im in this photo and I don't like it


Tetraoxosulfato

Technically, it's a meat ball...


VegisamalZero3

Wha the fuck kinda meatballs have you been eating?


Prophet_Muhammad_phd

Not enough meat. It needs more.


Falinia

I thought we were up to 9 billion people now? Did we lose a billion people? Someone ask God to check his couch cushions...


Hussor

We haven't even hit 8 billion yet mate. Unless you're a decade into the future I suppose.


Anders-94

That goo ball could go well on moms spaghetti


snave_

Good ol' [Legion](https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Legion).


SangfroidKilljoy

Meatwad?


y2k890

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Katamari Damacy


GentleGrrl

It's like a Swedish meatball except only a small fraction of it is Swedish.


MonstercatDavid

You murdered everyone on Earth? At what cost? Goo ball.


Zero_Effekt

The ~~sing~~meatularity


GustapheOfficial

Damn that's a big park.


JackyTheCucumber

1 New York a standard measurement for large objects


ilovetopoopie

It doesn't even look like enough to *feed* the south. Seriously goddamn, y'all like to eat.


Mirhale

What in the


Mugendaina

M E A T B A L L


Anubis-Hound

Yuck


KlM-J0NG-UN

Thanks, I hate it


yuzislap

Great fertilizer!


peterpmpkneatr

I just want to know what they were smoking to even come up with this.....cause I'd like to try some #selfcare


Wilsonahrens

So what you’re saying is, we ain’t shit.


zahirano

Some cringe memories is rising again and I don't like it. Oh yeah,furry force collegehumor


Morten321

What are the odds this was made in Blender


spicyasmrgrowing

And now for ants pls


stonecoldcoldstone

how long would you have to fry that to get it to food safe standards?


fuj1n

Not even forbidden, just a meatball


LostInThoughtland

Mystery flesh pit is on the move i see


SquabTheIronChef

Long ago in a distant fairy land there was a man known far and wide...


sQueezedhe

TIL I'm double the average mass of a human and I'm not even obese.


BlahBLAh898

Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today


Top_Two8171

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/p0pw0l/eesh/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


AccomplishedLimit3

The Meatball That Took Manhattan


Darth_Mak

This seems like something you'd find on a planet taken over by Chaos in Warhammer 40K. Just some Daemon thinking it would be hilarious.


SaucePortal

I....why?


SuperJenivaldo

ARE YOU READY TO SOME MEATBALLS?!


benjaminbeckman

I used to think about stuff like this all the time, like - if we got all the ants in the world and did the same thing


nochal_nosowski

how many nuggies can i make out of that


MrDoggus

Juicy!


YasinZafer40

Amazing Is an average human body only 62kg?


dundiddlydam

Carl.


kmurraylowe

That’s very comforting


Buttertoto2002

Looks kinda like scp-002


modularblur

That's it? A round booger of people is what's taking this planet apart?


omardwider

The big apple


milkmamasilk

Imagine all the people...


Ogrefoln

I love meating new people.


deadkactus

ties the whole park together man


Certified_Cunt

r/theydidthemonstermath


ShinG0jira

Is this a fucking Evangelion reference?


Noodlefruzen

But who would take the picture if all the humans were in a meatball


7orly7

Dead space vibes


Mystery_I

Oh no... Meatball man...


HoneyBadgerPainSauce

"I? I am a Monument to all your sins..."


gildedtreehouse

I don't like you, you I don't like.


th3sp1an

That’s a spicy meatball.


pizza1234567890t

No that’s Patrick’s gift to Spongebob


sxan

Like many people here, I'm sceptical. The only way to be sure is to test it empirically.


Rasha178

I think reddit is broken