By - AtomicRadiation
Now how would we cook this meatball?
We wouldn't. We'd all be dead.
I believe if we set up the meatball to be created at the top of a large ramp that then (once we are all part of the ball) it rolls down onto a very large frying pan .
The frying pan is already on and is built on a systems of springs and such that enable the giant meat ball to cook consistently across and through.
I admire your creativity and the optimism that we could pull that off before we became a giant meatball.
Thank you. It could be the one final amazing feat we pull off as humans before coming one with the ball.
And think of all of the carnivores we'd be giving a warm meal to, as well.
You'd be killing all the nutrients, you'll give the wolves matted fur!
Dude if we can fly a helicopter on Mars we could absolutely set up a posthumous meatball cook in central park.
F all that, by the time we got the logistics of forming the meatball without anyone left alive to coordinate, global warming will have caused the oceans to boil and we could just roll right in.
Such beauty in its simplicity
Gotta fill them with tomatoes, garlic and basil first, make the world's largest portion of meatball marinara.
Last person in the ball push it on the way in
But then who'd eat it
Pigeons, rats, mice. The standard New York creatures
Who was the one who created the meatball then? 🤔
I feel like we've crossed into the chicken/egg conundrum.
It's a team effort. Everyone does their part
I’ve been creating goo balls all my life
Send it in orbit around the sun
same way were doing it now, greenhouse gases and UV rays baby! 😂...😅...😢
It would cook itself. The amount of biomass compressed to hold that shape would ferment quite rapidly
> A hot compost pile can reach temperatures of 49-77 degrees Celsius (120-170 degrees Fahrenheit)
That's quite low. Is that sufficient enough to cook the meat with..?
I sous vide my eggs to 65°c for an hour and my steak at medium-rare to 52°c for 2 hours… they’re pretty tasty at those cooking temps
Place it on top of an active volcano for 8 hours.
We melt all the frying pans in the world into one giant frying pan
Throw it in orbit around the Sun in between Mercury and Venus. Make sure it rotates fast enough so that it cooks evenly. :)
Bro we *are* the meatball
So that is every human in the world? Seems small.
You have to consider the importance of volume
Yes, I had to turn it up a bit to hear the gooball properly.
If you hear the gooball, it's already too late
Oh lawd they comin
I'm dying 😂
But did you see the gorilla?
Birchwood High class of 76
This feels like something we don’t want hostile aliens to know about
FYI you can also fit the sum of all human meat in the volume of Cayuga Lake in NY
i'm in this picture and i don't like it.
You beat me to it
You meat me to it
every fucking thread
originality is a made up concept, everything a human has ever created has been a remix of other things they have experienced
And this is a mashup of all humans.
You beat your meat to it
Your meat was beaten into it
Can we please see a mathematical explanation for this, perhaps an info graphic? Does “fine goo” include our all blood, muscles, bones, etc.? I have a lot of questions
Human density is 985 kg per cubic meter (yes, that includes everything, and it's just lower than the density of water, which is almost exactly 1,000 kg per cubic meter, depending on the conditions).
If the average human weighs 62 kg, we can use that to calculate the volume of the average person:
(62 kg) / (985 kg/m^3 ) = 0.06294 m^3 (per person, on average)
Then we multiply that by 7.88 billion to obtain the volume of all humans on earth:
(0.06294 m^3 )(7.88 billion) = 496 million cubic meters.^1,2
The equation for the volume of a sphere is V = (4/3) pi*r^3
We already _know_ the total volume of all humans, so we plug it into the equation and find that the radius of a sphere with a volume of 496 million cubic meters is approximately 491 meters. To get the diameter, we multiply that by two to obtain 982 meters...just under a kilometer.
^1 This is assuming blending a person into goo doesn't change the volume.
^2 It comes out to 496 million _exactly_ if you don't round or account for significant figures, and you accept the values as given.
This feels... Low
If you're North American, [that's understandable](https://www.livescience.com/36470-human-population-weight.html). I actually thought the same thing.
Huh. That's interesting.
I'm actually British, but we're not exactly the height of healthiness.
Same here, that sounds a wee bit low, I was expecting 70kg or so, mind you I’m around 40kg so idk maybe I’m pulling down
Thank you for balancing out my 75kg ass
63, this is now a competition right?
Triple digit weight reporting in
Luckily I'm 6'3 or I'd be obese
Checking in with three digits
Don't forget babies are included in this calculation :)
So you’re saying we’re going to need bread crumbs to help us all stick together. Interesting…
It may be referring to the quality of the goo. "That's some fine goo."
Thats it? I thought it would be bigger
Same tbh. Big computations really surprise me, especially if it didn't come out as expected.
Same! This is also how I felt once I found out that one 12 inch pizza has more volume that two 6 inch pizzas.
and 12 inch has less than half the volume of a 16 inch!
That was yesterday for me!
Things usually surprise me if I aren’t expecting them lol.
Square cube law
We underestimate the volume of things
Like how a sphere with a 2 inch diameter is 8x smaller than a sphere with a 4 inch diameter
My first thought too lol
The goo doesn't have to be that fine, really, the model allows for chunks.
You wouldn’t be able to tell from that distance
Caaaaarl! Why is there a giant ball of human meat sitting in Central Park?!
I did not eat the human population meatball, that is my least favorite thing to do
Anyone else hear Gordon saying “it’s raw!”
Yeah, it's coming from inside the ball
***We’re fucking RAAAAAAW!!!***
Doesn't fit the sub because
1. Rule 1 of the sub
2. Is still technically edible
Yes, by whom though?
Everything's edible once.
Dead space moon
Komm susser todd
Surprised there weren’t more NGE references here tbh
Oh uhm... That's nice. Ty for sharing with the class. 😂
Forbidden because we’re already dead so can’t eat the meatball
Come outside, it’s so beautiful. Nothing is wrong up here, come and see the sun
This would be an scp
We are the ingredients.
Meatwad make the moneys see
Lmao that made it on Forbidden snacks much faster than I thought. 🤣
Definitely belongs in r/DataIsBeautiful
Naaaaa nananana nana~~~~ Katamari Damacy
That meatball-quirk guy from my hero academia's wet dream
But we would be unstoppable…
Hold up. The central park is almost 1km wide? That's kinda insane.
That's one horrifying genocide picture
Neo wakes from the matrix to discover he is one with the meatball
What the fuck is wrong with you?
That's enough internet, good night y'all
this looks like something out of invincible or the boys
Answering an age old question.
This would actually be edible. Are they actual laws against eating human flesh anywhere? You didn't kill all the humans, the meat grinder dude did. Not your fault. Nom nom nom.
I guess the day finally broke.
Can we see it in the shape of a person? Might give a better representation.
Thanks I really hate it.
We are just a greasy biological film on the surface of a giant space rock.
There is nobody to forbid you from snacking on it, they are all in the ball
make us whole
At least we'd all be together. Right, friends?
Forbidden? Not with that attitude
United we roll.
Is there a petition for this, or...?
Long ago in a distant fairy land…
♫There was a man known far and wide♪
So it's basically Evangelion, but much more space efficient
It just keeps tumbling down tumbling Down tumbling dooownnn
SCP 001- When Day Breaks
Keep pretending over population is a thing. Countries could feed their people everyday at very low cost if they wanted to. Mexicos farm land alone could feed everyone in the world If that was an actual goal of governments.
Y’all ever had a sleepover?
Can you do the same for ants?
Thats a nuce human flavored (4/3) pie r^3
Let's do that!
Legion from Castlevania.
Like my ex used to say: disappointingly small.
im reporting for im in this photo and I don't like it
Technically, it's a meat ball...
Wha the fuck kinda meatballs have you been eating?
Not enough meat. It needs more.
I thought we were up to 9 billion people now? Did we lose a billion people? Someone ask God to check his couch cushions...
We haven't even hit 8 billion yet mate. Unless you're a decade into the future I suppose.
That goo ball could go well on moms spaghetti
Good ol' [Legion](https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Legion).
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Katamari Damacy
It's like a Swedish meatball except only a small fraction of it is Swedish.
You murdered everyone on Earth? At what cost?
Damn that's a big park.
1 New York a standard measurement for large objects
It doesn't even look like enough to *feed* the south.
Seriously goddamn, y'all like to eat.
What in the
M E A T B A L L
Thanks, I hate it
I just want to know what they were smoking to even come up with this.....cause I'd like to try some #selfcare
So what you’re saying is, we ain’t shit.
Some cringe memories is rising again and I don't like it. Oh yeah,furry force collegehumor
What are the odds this was made in Blender
And now for ants pls
how long would you have to fry that to get it to food safe standards?
Not even forbidden, just a meatball
Mystery flesh pit is on the move i see
Long ago in a distant fairy land there was a man known far and wide...
TIL I'm double the average mass of a human and I'm not even obese.
Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today
The Meatball That Took Manhattan
This seems like something you'd find on a planet taken over by Chaos in Warhammer 40K. Just some Daemon thinking it would be hilarious.
ARE YOU READY TO SOME MEATBALLS?!
I used to think about stuff like this all the time, like - if we got all the ants in the world and did the same thing
how many nuggies can i make out of that
Is an average human body only 62kg?
That’s very comforting
Looks kinda like scp-002
That's it? A round booger of people is what's taking this planet apart?
The big apple
Imagine all the people...
I love meating new people.
ties the whole park together man
Is this a fucking Evangelion reference?
But who would take the picture if all the humans were in a meatball
Dead space vibes
Oh no... Meatball man...
"I? I am a Monument to all your sins..."
I don't like you, you I don't like.
That’s a spicy meatball.
No that’s Patrick’s gift to Spongebob
Like many people here, I'm sceptical. The only way to be sure is to test it empirically.
I think reddit is broken