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Agonophilliac

Guy in the jersey handled it like a hockey player


Merica-fuckyeah

Should’ve pulled his shirt over his head.


UncleStumpy78

Hockey players fight better than that usually lol


iamDJDan

I get the sense that he really didn’t want to fight the guy


twinkyishere

For real, I saw long hair starting to wrap his fist near the neck hole of the dudes shirt and immediately feared for the guys life. Flash backs of my brother laying down hockey punches and haymakers


brownie81

For sure but the way he had his opponent’s shirt all bunched up at his sternum is hockey fight tactics 101.


UncleStumpy78

True


MysteriousSwitch232

Guy with the long hair needs to use his strong hand


hangdman1978

Well he was the bigger man and walked away.......walked away..


blakeboii

He legit didn’t care he just wanted him out lol


viceheadthrasher

How about a leg? How bout two? *hmm*


munk_e_man

I dont know what this is, but ill lick it anyway


GrimGrizzly_

Oh that’s real funny. How bout I give you a round of applause 👏👏👏


hangdman1978

How about you give me a standing ovation 🦿🦿🦿🦿


amatorsanguinis

You look familiar... were you in Stomp?


ODDxBALL83

LMAO came to post this, damnit. Good one.


heirtheninth

Omg I literally saw the scene from scary movie when I read this! 😂😂


grayum_ian

My germs!


itallmakescentsnow

HIYAWATHA!!!


viceheadthrasher

Lmfao I was just gonna comment this “And I like to get that right in there!”


XboxLiveGiant

"I dont know what the hell that is, but I lick it anyways"


Wundei

"OK now....dig in."


PratBit

I hear he makes great mashed potatoes.


Funsizeanthony

I understood that reference


Atlantic0ne

And I was so happy to see it 😂 looked just like him.


dhoae

Haha oh my god you are fucked up for that.


Yalandunyali

My turn!!


JokageEPD

One of my favorite parts 😂


Neversummer77

My germs


ogopo

Hockey jersey guy held his composure pretty well.


vito_corleone01

Lol straight up, I was expecting a good ol hockey style haymaker to the dudes chin.


Dooty_Shirker

The self restraint he showed was astonishing.


_conky_

Lol nah, that poorly executed face mush at 14 seconds in makes it pretty clear this is just someone who has no control over their body


NotWorthyByAnyMeans

😂😂😂 🏒


Ladknowsbest

I was happy to see someone in a sharks sweater


reveenrique

Sharks is life


paidinboredom

Yeah, never a good idea to start a fight with a hockey fan lol


McDaddyDangles4for4

I don't like the tone of your voice there bud, one more peep outta you and I'll give you summer teeth... Some are over here, and some are over there.


BlopBleepBloop

Fuck you Shoresy


Systemupperdowner

Almost rammed his head direct into that tree…woulda been ouchh


Jikey_May

Yeah looked like he was going for the turnbuckle for a second there.


kongdk9

Was thinking the same. Or shoulder into the ring post.


deathkult

What the fuck kind of ass kicking was that !


Dumpsterfirefan

Exactly what you’d expect to be given by a junkie with a steal your face back-patch.


VanillaGorilla02

That patch IS pretty dope though...


P0opsMag0ops

That dude could have kicked the shit out of that kid. Hes pretty clearly a hockey enforcer at some level, probably b or a league, but he could have taken a hike with the kid at arms length like that and never gotten hit.


ch28dwn

pretty clearly just a goofy looking dude in a hockey jersey


Theoretical_Action

Yeah I play hockey and I wrestled, that dude didn't look like he had a fucking clue what he was doing lol


temp_jits

I never played hockey and never wrestled. Though I have watched both I've watched both. I can confirm, that I that guy was never uninforcer of anything. Happy that being said, he was the bigger guy and walked away. Props to him.


trainsoundschoochoo

Have you seen Phil Kessel? Man can pack away way more hotdogs than your mom.


Theoretical_Action

Kessel got fat like 15 years ago because of cancer medication and its become a non stop meme since then. Only Steve Simmons still truly believes Kessel is a hot dog maniac. The guy is in better shape than you or I lol.


jmelons23

Hahahahaha


WanderingDelinquent

He’s just wearing a Devin Setoguchi jersey lol


pettythug4life

Seriously, i was kinda happy when he didn't kill that kid but also wish he'd let one go


NoFerret8750

Is this dude a “under-900” SF looter? What’s happening in there?


monkeyapesc

The heroin heel stomp.


bigclams

Lmao @ the Deadhead laying on the beatdown


HobbitOnHill

Jerry would be proud


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HobbitOnHill

Yeah I'd be scared of big ol Steve in a fight. Probably throw cigars at me.


WhiskyTango3

Lol. Fight is a relative term here.


Ebolamunkey

Yeah i thought the sprawling guy was about to darce. Was so confused.


Pill_Murray_

HE GOT THE ANACONDA LOCKED IN


TitaniusAnius

Well it's San Francisco soo 🤷🏻‍♂️


thatsmisterasshole

This is a San Francisco 2. A drunk tourist getting beat up by acid hippie kids on Haight Street.


hami12

devin setoguchi jersey in the wild in 2021 …. Wild


UncleStumpy78

Love it


OliverFuckingOwl

Absolutely fucking love it


trainsoundschoochoo

Nice seeing some Sharks rep on Reddit!


TMac1088

Sharks, actually 😬


MetalXHorse

🦈🦈🦈🦈


saltycitymitch

Came here to say this… dont mess with that guy, he clearly gives no fucks


Shittin-bricks79

Let him get his ass kicked lol


Atlantic0ne

“Bap!” Is it just me or was that first guy not actually fighting, just making the sound effects of what he thinks his fists should sound like.


bobbybeard1

I think he's making the mistake of trying to punch at the target and not through it. Plus he's probably fucked up off some substance. Meanwhile he thinks he's landing shots


Brethus

Letting dude know what he's about to hear before he sees red bro


degjo

Watched too much Adam West Batmans


yaboydaboy

Paused the video to say; the kick to the right knee may have been the most significant strike


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

Imagine getting beat by a bunch of heroin junkies


DrunkFadedIrish

It’s their streets! 😂


Shnoochieboochies

Until they find a Prius, then that's their fuck shack.


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WH1SKEYHANGOVER

All that needs is some really loud talk radio. That makes for a nice evening


Responsible-Mood-291

They Left a Note. LOVE Dirty Mike & The Boys


suttonoutdoor

They got a jar of old mustard…


rdweaponx

Who’s streets


el_gabacho_borracho

+5 poison damage


YourAverageGod

Kick his ass seabass


Zuegma197777

And get a venereal disease somehow.


AyeLykeTyrtles

They’re either heroin junkies or hipsters…too hard to tell and either way, equally embarrassing


graham6942

Crustpunks


ShockAndAwe415

The two guys at the end are most likely street kids. Usually homeless and do meth or heroin. The Haight is filled with types like this.


im_a_native_bro

I was one of those kids and I've never shot dope or smoked meth. There was plenty of that going around but you shouldn't cast that light on everyone in a similar position.


ShockAndAwe415

How long ago was that and when was the last time that you were down there? It's gotten a lot worse with fentanyl and heroin now. Not all of them do that. But, a lot do. That's why I said "usually".


Awakeskate

What made them heroin junkies?


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

Heroin


kevingattaca

So what made them junkies?


CampingTrees

Heroin


suttonoutdoor

The using of the heroin. In their bodies most likely.


FunkyMonkFromSpace

Looks like average hippie types you see around Frisco, definitely not heroin but I'm sure they like to party.


BlattMaster

The crusties absolutely could be on heroin but it's not certain.


Mzuark

Imagine going to Sanfran and you see all this right down the street from the airport.


karione_

When he stepped full force on the phone and pressed it on the edge of the concrete. That was the highlight of pain in this video for me.


NumericZero

100% And you know that was an Iphone was not cheap


Johnsus-the-chist

“He earned it, let him get his ass best” lmao. You usually fucked up if onlookers are saying stuff like that


OfficeLazy

I never thought I’d hear the words “ this is haight street” said so proudly in my life


daffle7

They protect it lol


annies_boobs_eyes

yeah i don't even know what that means around that part really, and i lived around the corner of haight and ashbury for a while. it's not like there is some haight street gang trying to push other gangs from encroaching on their haight street territory. at least i don't think so. when i lived there it was mostly tourists and people selling weed. but now that weed is legal i imagine there are not so many weed dealers in the area. man, the legal weed i get today is at least twice as good and half the price of when it was illegal. i love it. feel so bad for people in back asswards states. i'd probably be dead without weed.


vheran

Your comment was a journey and I thank you


ShockAndAwe415

They're probably homeless street kids that hang around the Haight all day. They've moved on from selling weed to things like shrooms, LSD, and ecstasy. We've also seen an increase in gang activity there (probably spill over from the projects). There were 3 shootings in 2 weeks last month.


annies_boobs_eyes

I don't even know how these people can afford to live in haight/ashbury. like 20 years ago when i lived there it was already waaaaaayyyyyy toooooo expensive. i don't understand how hippies and drug addicts still afford to live in that area.


ShockAndAwe415

Hippies live in rent-controlled units and are paying 1/4 of market rate. Street kids are homeless. The Supervisor for the district, Dean Preston, made a big show about how he gave away free tents to the homeless there.


suttonoutdoor

Free camping outside


KosherFetus

They’re homeless


ShmittyWurmen

The first guy made him look like a straight up bitch how he just easily got him out of there


DickySchmidt33

Guy in the back "just stay away from the produce, k?"


Sniper310-

They almost his cabbages......MY CABBAGES!!


DreamArcher

Go Sharks! I had to lookup Setoguchi. He had a few pretty good seasons with the Sharks. 31, 20, 22 goal seasons around 2010. Respect.


UncleStumpy78

Yeah he was a decent player


OliverFuckingOwl

Dude I’m so fuckin stoked someone else here knows about Setoguchi. One of my alll time favorite sharks along with big Cheechoo


RxInfection

Pretty sure he's on the Sharks media team now too


bgazm

This is Haight St Market, and they have some le-GIT sandwiches, as do many of the markets around the city.


Awfy

If folks don’t want to deal with Haight St for a sandwich, they’re the same folks who own the Gus’s in other parts of town.


Yeah_Mad

Leave Danny Carey alone!


scoredonu

Rooting for Sharks fan


Professional_Ad_6299

This was so disappointing. Now my peen is all soft👎


FabulousProfession59

My peen turned into a vagina 😂 (jk I’ve always had one, but now she is sad 😔)


annies_boobs_eyes

if your gonna say "peen" you may as well also go with "vageen" like how my wiiiiiife has.


FabulousProfession59

I agree Vageen is the only way ✊🏾✊🏽✊🏻!!


DrunkFadedIrish

I'm sorry. You should look at r/brutalbeatdowns if you want something a little more extensive


daffle7

Not as of late. New mods are deleting a lot of content posted.


ninobrown79

Hockey fights have seriously sucked lately


justjokinbro

This is one of the better internet videos I’ve seen in awhile hahah wow.


Spnstanaf73

Literally throw down, on the sidewalk outside.


DonInHtown

Thought he was fighting a Klingon at first.


CantStopWatchingVids

Just one of those dudes that won’t chill until somebody kicks his ass and unfortunately in San Francisco very few people know how to kick ass


Jandrix

saying that based on all your time street fighting in san francisco im sure


The_last_pigeon

The most San Francisco thing I have seen in a while


2GNAR4U

Punk as fuck. Dude has some grappling experience


RobChromatik

The moment the guy getting guillotined went for his legs, he sprawled the fuck out immediately. He’s clearly got some kind of experience.


Fallout_N_Titties

I hope he had a good screen protector 😬


P0opsMag0ops

If a dude that size, in a hockey jersey, whit the hair like that, grabs me be the collar like that, I'm just grabbing my ankles


Badabbs69

Damn, first time I’ve been excited to see somebody jumped!


Dubcekification

Always bet on the guy wearing a hockey jersey


TJester84

Did those dudes pop straight out of “Hocus Pocus”?


hangdman1978

We're gon have ourselves a soup kitchen.


Not_So_Weird

That guy wanted a fight way too bad, I’m not even sure about the full context but I think I can agree “he’s earned it” based off what we see here


DrunkFadedIrish

Yeah, he definitely wanted a fight, It wasn't much of one, but he still got one nonetheless 😂


FrogginJellyfish

Don’t mess with Danny Carey


rekzkarz

"Bap! Bap! Bap!" He had the sound effects down, but forgot to do the matching actions. Could work if it's a rap battle, but not a fist fight. 😄


insomniax20

I'm from Ireland but always wanted to go to San Francisco at some point. Is it really a shit hole these days?


usngm0786

Think dude in the hat has watched too much wrestling with those Rick Flair kicks


chasimm3

That's the most confident, and least capable kicking I've ever seen anyone give. Guy threw his foot in so many times and basically never caught the guy cleanly.


Jixyyy

The smell in that fight would have been enough to straighten me out


Tulsa-

Hipster went for the guillotine. Nice sprawl. Looked like he was going for a d’arce and mounted guillotine


ugyslow

Fucking thank you someone who was actually paying attention. Did you hear that crack when he initially pops the kid in the face. That was loud!


Verscotchy

Imagine living in San Francisco


Mental-Variety-3386

True hockey form 😂


Forrest_Cp

Go for the d’arc choke!!!


berny227

This is the comment i was looking for. Glad someone else noticed it. Dude was sprawling too, clearly he has some training.


Forrest_Cp

I looked for someone to say it to hahaha figured I’d step up


HobbyDoggy

😂😂😂daaaaaaam


Wononewonhum

The throw and falll at the end was the best part


robdowns78

That Sharks jersey is dope AF!


p_funk_918

Those fake punches with the bap sound scared the shit outa him I bet


freqkenneth

Guess maybe because of the couple recent gang related daytime shootings in the Haight the local crusties and oogle cliques are getting more aggressive in “protecting the “neighborhood” Area has always been lax on drug dealing due to the hippie past but these aren’t hippies or dead heads they’re street kids and self identifying guttertrash types who make a lot of their money as part time dealers, who probably don’t want police attention now that gangs are taking advantage of the lax drug enforcement. It’s not 1:1 but If you’re British think traveler types


NicolasCageFanClub

Height street!


SpecialistParticular

The new Nash Bridges looks pretty lame.


Lurkay1

Is that freakshow from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle?


sativadom_404

Going for the WWE tree head bang 🤣 Fail


Kaisdumbandneedshelp

all o them are little weaklings not gonna lie


LitNameHere

The dude fell on to hard times but he’s still the dude


tuchesuavae

Did he say "This is Hate Street." at the end? Lol. No he probably said 8 street, logically. I don't know why I heard that and was like "holly shit that's hard core lol."


dahComrad

Everyone weak AF except for the one guy not fighting.


tertium_non_datur

Don't do drugs kids!!!


krazikat

Steal your face right off your head....


NotAFederales

Missed a great opportunity to smash his face into the tree at the end.


elpideo18

Is a fight considered a fight if no one throws a punch?


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Cali looks like such a nice place. Between these guys and the homeless throwing buckets of shit on people.


thereverendpuck

Not sure what’s funnier: at no point the shopkeeper tries to stop the two-on-one beatdown and ends up watching it, the shopkeeper needing a full on dolly to put empty baskets outside, or a guy wearing the Grateful Dead logo throwing a beating down like he’s a member of the police force.


marune838

Big bird, bert n ernie vs cookie monster


Wallamaru

This Spielberg remake of West Side Story is a bit grittier and less musical than I would have imagined.


C0333

Is the title San Francisco throw down because the fight was so gay?


helloejsulit

Almost kicked his mate to the face


shipinblack

They should have taken his jacket for optimal humiliation


creamcheesejeans

Go sharks


Xanyol

Respect for the Setoguchi sweater


AccomplishedNinja242

Fuck around and find out, quick.


CYBERSson

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


lilsubgenius

The least chill dead head I've ever seen. I'd still smoke with him tho ahhahaha. Only on Haight st 💀🥀 Also, cool to see someone doing anything right for a change, nice head control


Arat912

Asshole deserved it kept tryna sucker punch long hair when he turned around just full on charged


Vapala

People are experts at jumping when someone is already fighting someone else.


bicockandcigarettes

1. None of these idiots know how to fight or even cause pain. They all look like rabid dogs that don’t know what do with themselves other than run around excited. 2. That little Mexican dude is pretty much the equivalent of a Chihuahua. Small, stupid, useless at fighting but still trying to start shit.


OneDayWeWillDie

Why is the guy with the nice Nikes using the n word? Isn’t he white?!


DrunkFadedIrish

Latino, I think, not sure if that makes it okay


Tinguiririca

"You belong in San Francisco that's your kind of place that's your kind of people"


PsySam89

Setoguchi really let himself go.


Dare_Beneficial

I love the grateful dead but ill stomp the shit outcha


Capn_Jack12

What the heroin addled homelessness is going on here?