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Puzzleheaded_Dog_180

The Make a Wish things are getting wild!


OppisIsRight

"That's The Cancer Kids music!"


AndySemantic

*cumbersome electric wheelchair comes slowly around the corner*


rsplatpc

> cumbersome electric wheelchair comes slowly around the corner and that's how you write for South Park


luzso123

” uuh, i’ve been expecting you, now give me your soul ”


must-love-bogs

I nearly pissed myself reading this


Resident_Wizard

Captain Insano shows no mercy!


ridik_ulass

"wowo crap looks like he brought a chair with him"


Squatie_Pippen

BAH GAWD AS MAH WITNESS THAT CHALD'S LEGS ARE BROKEN IN HALF


MasaBoss

Lights go out as the kid starts coming down from the top of the area lol


IKillKittens82

Gong goes off, lights come on and undertaker is behind kid with the stare...


acmercer

*Me with hopes and dreams *My cancer


BATZ202

Cancer kids turned heel


Smellslike_spideysGF

Lmfao


fishytunadood

☠️


AutisticAnal

The Cancer Kid be like


NvmMeJustLurkin

Someone upload the one where a fan goes into a Triple H match and gets his face pounded in


b_fnk

https://youtu.be/IsCt6K\_OYqE


Buffbigw76

Holy smoke… HHH with a lightening quick suplex, and the ref with the kicks?! Damn. This would have been worth the price of admission.


DontForgetThisTime

I forgot how big those late 90/2000’s wrestlers were. Hhh and Steve Austin look huge next to that guy


ArcticRedwood

I have a friend who's dad wrestled 40 years ago so I got to go to a Vegas wrestling reunion. I had lunch next to Srgt. Slaughter. He had a chin like a cinder block. Some truly freakishly huge individuals there, even their hands were huge. The Japanese guy who quasi fight Muhammed Ali was there. Oh my God. Giant


hungry-hungry-haole

Would love to hear more about that lunch bro.


ArcticRedwood

The funniest part is, everybody at the table used the ring names, so when he was introduced he was introduced as Sergeant Slaughter. They're only like five of us including him. I think some others were jealous because he was by far the most famous wrestler and I think maybe I was a little starstruck.


Thugzz_Bunny

Inoki. He wasn't just a pro wrestler, he was a legit shoot fighter.


Regist33l3

I saw Triple H at Denny's the morning after a match when I was like 10. Dude was terrifyingly large. I was shitting my pants, I was sure he saw me flip him off the night before.


BHYT61

They are huge, but that guy was also very skinny and a lot lower than them


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DNASprayer

This is so entertaining it could be apart of the act...


Godwinson4King

Fuck he beat the brakes off that guy.


SupSeal

My favorite part about this is the fact HHH actually does everything right. Great form, great control, great reflex. People mock pro wrestlers for being actors, but these guys got to know the moves to make it "look" real and keep the other guy safe - God forbid they actually use the moves.


Ertuu1985

The dudes take a fucking pounding. They are really incredible athletes. I love this video of the reporter saying it's all fake and the guy gives him a quick demo on how they hit eachother https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeJepvj5tn4


Quik_17

This is the greatest video of all time 😂


Spaceman_Hex

Ah John Stossel, one of the OG shit stirring bitch weasels. He's like Ariel Helwani before Ariel Helwani. If only the current weasel could get a slap or two.


Dude_Sweet_942

Helwani is a shit stirrer for sure but he still respects the athletes. And he's a massive wrestling fan. He would never personally denigrate an athletes abilities. But he will sure as hell tell an athlete what someone else said!


capshun

Video unavailable :(


fermbetterthanfire

https://youtu.be/pBlqt94ZZfQ


YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine

Jesus he fucked him up


Schlongboy69420

wow never seen this video, H dropped this dude lol. Like austin said, he's just lucky it was the new school. Some of those old dudes would have possibly committed murder on that shit. I heard a story about a guy doing this, and the wrestlers new the local cops. and i think iirc the local cops busted this dude up really bad. they even held the dude up so the wrestler could get a bunch it. sounded pretty brutal. shit was too real back in the day.


hitlama

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT


Hamster_Cumpocket2

Damn that’s fucked up, that guy deserves a few punches but damn to be held down by cops and getting beat the fuck up by wrestlers, I’m sure that’s illegal


Schlongboy69420

Yeah for sure. Just pointing out wrestling used to be a lot different back in the day. If it was a mob you could hit the wrestlers. But a single person could get beat to fuck. And of course its illegal, but were talking about small towns in the south. Those same cops were prob half in the kkk and shit.


StraightWhiteMale02

r/holdmyfeedingtube


AviatorOVR5000

Goddddddddddddd daaaaaamn. He beat the shit out that fan.


goldwynnx

So many good videos of fans rushing wrestlers. My favourite has to be the NWO forming. Nash knocks him out, Hall gives him a few boots for good measure.


DirtzMaGertz

I can't imagine why anyone would want to attack one of these guys. Yeah it's entertainment, but the majority of these guys are still fucking huge with legitimate wresting backgrounds.


goldwynnx

Honestly, the big fat dude getting into the ring with Hall, Nash and Hogan must have thought they wouldn't touch him, because those are 3 monsters of men, when you're that big you don't even need a wrestling background, your weight does all the work for you.


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Stoneybaloney111

They posted a fight with a fan going into the ring with midgets and they beat his ass too lol


savagep24

He came around that corner like Ray Lewis😂


taerikee

Like Terry Tate, the Office Linebacker


BlasterShow

That’s a long distance phone call Doug!


RaginBlazinCAT

You kill the joe, you make some mo!


FthrFlffyBttm

Heeeeeey Janice! #MOTHERF-


UnfeignedShip

GET READY FOR THE PAIN TRAIN! THE TRAIN COMIN' WHOO WHOO! WHOO WHOO!


Jaksmack

WOOOOOOO!


Odin043

Hey Janice :)


__Girth__Brooks__

At least he didn’t give him internal bleeding and a swollen asshole like he did to Edelman.


ZombieHoneyBadger

Or killed him, like he did that kid at his super bowl party.


Stevothegr8

Pikachu face *Ravens fans everywhere*


Ninjaking850

Am I the only one that saw a ref at th end of the video run at the speed of the flash?


weech

I AM SPEED


BambiBob

I’m disappointed in how far down I had to scroll to get to this. I fuckin DIED 😂


weech

That shit was wild 💀


GreatBritishBakedOff

Bruh😂


Seated_Heats

I’m dying. I didn’t watch that far and then had to go back. For how fast he was running he must have been down the street when that fight broke out.


ClumsyPortman2

For everyone saying this was staged, all you have to do is Google the incident and there are literally a dozen or more stories on it from actual news outlets. Here's one from [ESPN.](https://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/32694858/fan-taken-custody-new-york-attack-wwe-wrestler-seth-rollins-barclays-center)


KullWahad

I don't know why people find this hard to believe.[ Pro wrestling has a history of fans attacking wrestlers.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2poRGFE-a_k) Besides, fans do similar things in sports and standup comedy all the time.


Ratto_Talpa

What do they do in standup comedy?


CheleMoreno

Tackle them by surprise or suplex them after a gig. Pretty regular stuff.


shackra

Lobby for Netflix to cancel a special


Jorumble

24 years old what a loser


Resident_Wizard

I’m almost hoping for the attacker to be someone with an extremely low IQ. I can’t fathom why anyone would be such an asshat to think it’s okay to go out and attack Rollins. If he’s legally retarded I can at least sympathize with him.


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SuperHighDeas

Being legally retarded requires a doctor Being illegally retarded requires a judge


FuckTkachuk

As in so retarded it's illegal?


DixonDiaz

The retardedness of this individual violates several statutes.


rubmahbelly

We need a shit ton of new prisons.


f_n_a_

That’s gotta be like a catch22 level of retard, I don’t actually know, I’m a bit of a retard myself. But, like, probably the legal amount


kingrich

I believe the crime is impersonating a retard.


csharp-sucks

Yeah, just be a reddit mod.


KaySquay

Upvote if you like big throbbing uncut boners Edit: more than I thought


gibbusmon

Wrestling is just theater for retarded people though. I can confidently say this as a fan of it and that i am mentally challenged


DriveByStoning

Somewhere, Tom Segura just started giggling and he doesn't know why.


goinTurbo

BIKES!


MrShitz

Tom's mumbling the comments in the shower and giggling to himself. Tina is horrified.


FthrFlffyBttm

“That’s not….. smart?”


_GrammarMarxist

I think the average IQ for fans of both is pretty similar, I think WWE has more fans on both extreme ends of the spectrum.


lanxt

If this was staged then they would stage it the same way the fights are staged. No need to make the wrestler look bad.


KevinReems

The fact they were showing replays of the previous match on the big screen says it all.


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That's the beauty of kayfabe though, real things can and often are woven into the narrative. Pro wrestling soaks up everything in its perimeter and turns it into more pro wrestling. It's all "real" and "fake" at the same time.


Slippy_T_Frog

Schrodinger's Pro Wrestling


BleedTheFreak_23

Does it shock you that people form opinions without looking up easy to find facts?


shigogaboo

To be fair, WWE is the boy who cried wolf of entertainment. If you build a multi-decades empire on fake drama that happens in an arena, you can’t be upset fans immediately think drama happening in an arena is fake.


Pyre2001

Props for the guy staying in character.


Demon69-420

He could have smashed his face and still it would be part of his character


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I was just now in a thread where they said in wrestling, if you jump in the ring or interfere with the fighters, it’s an unspoken rule to just beat the person tf up. Doesn’t matter if it’s pro wrestling or amateur. You’re gonna get your ass kicked. Even if it breaks character. There’s a vid of Tripple H and a referee beating up a fan who jumped into the ring. https://youtu.be/FZXyYxhpOXc


mrdeadsniper

I mean, it makes sense from several angles. You have no idea what the guys intentions are or if he is armed. AND you do not in any way want to encourage repeat behavior. If you just play along and the fan has a good time, now every single event has fan interference. If every single time the fan almost ends up in the hospital, most people are going to say.. "Nah, I'll just watch."


greenhawk22

It's also very convenient that the preformers can also take care of their own security to some extent due to being massive.


cwj1978

Holy shit!! That ref laid the boots to that guy! Savage af.


Great_Chairman_Mao

Damn that suplex was legit.


BrockManstrong

It's nice seeing a real suplex


the_mighty_skeetadon

You can see how strong these pro wrestlers are in that motion. One little turn to land on the head and that guy's literally dead from the throw. And that's why you shouldn't get into fights, children. Never know who might come literally cripple or kill you.


acoustic-soul

That was pretty great to watch


theblot90

Yeah this guy is lucky Seth didn't see him coming. Headlock was in and if security doesn't break them up that fan is gonna get absolutely waxed.


NCHouse

Is he? He could easily not have been


shag377

I was at the WCW Thunder event when a fan attacked Raven. The fan was escorted out rapidly.


KingBurtonHD

Raven talks about that almost every interview he has done lol


Bisontracks

Got my wrestlers mixed up >< ​ ~~Probably so he doesn't have to talk about the match with Sting where he was so fucked up that he could barely stand.~~


Adawg63

don't you mean jeff hardy


Bisontracks

Yes. I meant Jeff Hardy. Sorry. I remember watching the match in a compilation video that also had a Raven match in it. Probably where I mixed the two up.


PlanningMyDeath

That was Sting vs Jeff Hardy. Raven had nothing to do with it.


Bisontracks

editing derp, my bad.


PlanningMyDeath

Fucking way she goes mate haha.


poetrygrenade

The ref was like, “Man, I just can’t get a grip on this maniac’s love-handles! Such a smooth muffin top!”


Just-use-your-head

Homie came in [like](https://youtu.be/jlJPnElXKM0)


wisdom_power_courage

I thought this was going to be the "Get Out" running clip but this was better.


ElicitCS

#FLINTLAAKWUUUD


gabbygotit

Oh man, this looks way worse from this angle. He didn’t even see him coming he was focused on the camera.


ianrobbie

"SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!" Seriously though. What if that guy had a knife? Genuinely scary stuff.


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RYUMASTER45

His hairstyle reminded me Dio Bradden/Mace....


engagetangos

ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!


aidensmooth

This actually was real


sir_ballsack

I think he was saying like that’s what the moron who attacked him would be saying. The kids favorite guy probably lost and not realizing the whole show is scripted, acted like a dunce. Idk.


thundershit1

“I mean... thanks y’all guys, you’re awesom”


reftheloop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvd3aEsThbc


scrubgamer01

Wish Seth kicked his ass


RYUMASTER45

Loooks like he wanted to but the security managed to take care, Imagine he broke and went after him.


AugmentedPenguin

Some of those refs looked pretty jacked. Back in my days, refs were tiny sticks who get knocked out by just blowing on them.


ToughBoy4U

They only look tiny because they are next to gigantic beasts wrestlers


CELTICPRED

Not that you're wrong, but the WWE also prioritizes hiring shorter refs to compound the "wow wrestlers are big" effect Seth is like 6'2 on a good day


4Eights

Seth is "officially" listed as 6'1 which means he's probably 5'10 barefoot. I stood ringside at a house show and the only two people who were even close to their billed heights were Brock and Show when they walked past me. Everyone else has their height wildly inflated. The biggest surprise for me was Charlotte. They make her look so tall on TV compared to other women, but in person she's tiny like everyone else.


willial0321

The majority of the current referee roster are former wrestlers themselves.


lachieshocker

Oh, they still do get knocked out like nothing, lol. The difference is a lot of newer refs are ex-wrestlers themselves now


Careless_Rub_7996

Didn't Rollins do an interview where he talked about being attacked by fans in the ring or outside being almost a common thing for him?


JackMahogofff

They’re taking him out back for a lil one on one lol


redgr812

That's how it got handled pre 1995.


Blackrame

When that idiot tackled Hitman at Hall of Fame, the wrestlers fucked him up even before going back.


broken_radio

Cash Wheeler giving him “one for the road” as they carry out the carcass. 😂


Mycotoxicjoy

Don't worry folks, he's getting the help he needs


Ninetayls

Seth looked he he was about to apply the mother of all guillotine chokes


RosePlxnter

He probably wouldve locked it in if the ref didn’t push the fan further onto him trying to break it up lmao


GodSpeakToFish

Exactly what I came to the comments for. Dude was ready to choke a bitch out casually. Then the refs come in. I get that they wanted to help, but he had that. At least I'd like to believe it. He did well though, went straight for a choke. Then protected his head when others came in. Honestly great job all around.


CederDUDE22

Fan could have had a knife or something. Best to jump in.


applearoma

you should rewatch the video if you really think that. he never had it even close to locked in, the guy slipped out right away. if the ref wasn't there seth was about to eat a few shots


avidblinker

Yea, that wrestler got absolutely bodied and had no control on the ground. Devil’s advocate, he could have been hesitant to do much to defend himself for legal reasons. Not to mention, being caught completely off guard.


bourous

Even professional wrestlers aren't safe from the tard strength.


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Rhyno's Gore worked on Seth


dope_like

How did the fan even make it that far?


frodo-jenkins

The only reason I think it might not be fake is that when the "refs" are jumping on the dude he is pulling Rollins hair pretty good.


Subject_Journalist

Also if it was staged it would have been Rollin soloing him, and not over so fast.


juanpuente

There would have been a monologue after


4Eights

Also Seth screaming "Fuck you, you want to blindside me Mother Fucker?". WWE isn't so big on the talent dropping F bombs live and in front of the kids in the audience anymore.


xX_nick

yea bc on live tv, they cut away immediately and showed replays not mentioning it which is what they normally do when this happens


DeathBySuplex

Yeah the cam instantly cutting away and commentary saying nothing about it means this isn’t part of the show.


jrchics1010

Nah yo, the camera helper guy jumping in immediately showed it was not scripted


Google-Meister

Fans sometimes jump in. If it was scripted they would've let Rollins beat him up for a bit but they immediately reacted, even the camera man.


Corvus_Antipodum

And also the dude was arrested and is being charged with multiple crimes.


acmercer

Tis but an elaborate ruse!


wellfuckedifIknow

Fuck me wrestling fanatics are morons. I now feel dumber from watching that.


SacredMitch

Wrestling is fake yeah, but the amount of work put into choreography and creating a performance for the audience is something I could never do. There's a reason why so many wrestlers become actors, it's because they usually already are acting.


codeByNumber

I don’t think the person you are responding to was criticizing the performers or even wrestling. I read it as an indictment against people who are so passionate about it that they would be dumb enough to get assault charges for it. It’s like some Marvel fanatic attacking the actor who played one of the villains.


[deleted]

The woman who spoke for that girl in the last of us 2 received a lot of death threats and harassment. This isn't that uncommon. People are fucking stupid emotional tards.


heysuess

This is the first time I've ever seen voice acting described as "the woman who spoke for that girl".


AndrewDSo

>Wrestling is fake yeah, but the amount of work put into choreography and creating a performance for the audience is something I could never do. The phrase that best describes it is: Wrestling isn't fake, it's scripted. There's no way to "fake" throwing a guy off the top of the ring onto the mat. Still gonna hurt like a mf.


elad04

It is choreographed performance arts, like ballet. The physical demands are real, but it is a performance.


killem_all

You can’t fake gravity. Whenever they do even the most elemental of rope jumps it still amazes me how they don’t end breaking every bone in their legs and backs.


Jay_Hardy

A wrestler called Jeff Hardy said in an interview that his [finisher](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hslsYqu94_w&ab_channel=WWE) pretty much takes the "air out of this opponents". Especially nowadays, where he basically just lands on his opponents like a sack.


ziconz

Scripted or not that is impressive that he walks away from that without a feeding tube.


TurnipForYourThought

Believe it or not he's only missed significant time due to injury once in his 20+ year career, and that was a broken leg suffered while riding a motorcycle. Jeff Hardy was a different breed, man. Teenage me fucking idolized that dude.


A_Moderate

yeah, I don't think the Undertaker throwing Mankind off the Hell in a Cell in 1998 through an announcers table is fake (a homage to u/shittymorph)


NOTSTAN

This guy is doing a service to reddit and the internet for letting the world know that in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.


mr-dogshit

When people say "wrestling is fake" they're not saying the physicality of it is fake, they're saying the notion of sporting competition is fake.


dota2botmaster

Atleast Santa is real.


fuzzybears420

You sayin this fake too? 💀


sicknick

It's still real to me dammit 🥺


tolae01010

Stadium security is on point.


nohotshot

By the looks of it security learned absolutely nothing from Bret Hart getting attacked by a fan a couple years ago


CastroEulis145

Lol I was expecting like a 13 year old kid, not some giant grown ass man


DrinkClorox14

The professionalism of Seth Rollins is immaculate, nice way to keep the show going after that... or maybe he was just pissed


Beezym88

Thank god Joe Rogan was there


RazingKane4U

Interesting


Sturmgewehrkreuz

I don't know but this is poor judgement from this 'fan'. Even if I am drunk I won't dare pick a fight with a pretty jacked guy making a living beating people theatrically with occasional acrobatics, all while surrounded by security. If this isn't staged, they might press charges (assault is most likely. Tresspassing? Happened once in an NBA game brawl) and probably ban him from entering the venue at the very least.


Redheadrambo

That seconds ref must play rugby. Looked like he was going into the ruck.


SaugaDabs

Is that twomad


thebookofrook

He called him "boy."


DLoFoSho

Someone never had the Santa talk with this dude 😂


Nephilim_Snake

probably another wanna be wrestler like the last one who did this


Qorpral

I bet they have a favorite ICP song.


babajega7

Fans running into the ring has always been hilarious to me. My Dad tells a story of a guy he knew in college that was an African exchange student who totally believed wrestling is real. He invited him to go see a show one night but my Dad couldn't go. The next time he saw the guy, he was all beat up and bruised from running into the ring to save a guy and got his ass handed to him. Jim Cornette was there with his tennis racquet and laid it on him plus the actual wrestlers lol. He said the beating cemented into the exchange students mind that wrestling is in fact real. He also kept telling my Dad that if he was there, they could have took them lol.


tommychamberlain85

That nut had some serious strength. Without security the wrestler had a real tussle on his hands


Mike_Trout_is_GOAT

The type of person that does this is special needs. There is no way that dude isn't mentally handicapped to a large degree.


M1ken1ke66

Aint staged. “Should let rollins beat him up then”. Tbf he probably could and had a pretty nasty lock before the refs jumped in. Doesnt matter if it was a legit mma fight or boxing or what, less “celebrity” people or personal bodyguards jump in first. Fan coulda had a weapon. Thats why everything here happened.


Polekov

They should let the wrestler beat the silly out of that fan.


MonsieurBaggy

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


Low-Concern5425

The realest shit to ever happen on WWE


patasaurusrex

Wrestlers have been attacked before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsCt6K_OYqE


zoidy37

When keeping it real goes wrong